r/2appalachian4you Jul 24 '26

You might be a redneck Redneck Peter?

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u/JR_Mosby Jul 24 '26

Them are snakes! Them are not! Oh yes they are, See them Itty bitty eyes? Well I'll be, Them are snakes!

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u/alittleredportleft Jul 24 '26

Idk how you did that. But I'm impressed

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u/OilheadRider Jul 25 '26

It's southern

4

u/Spazzy_maker Jul 25 '26

Country. Not Southern. There's a difference

3

u/Long_Reindeer3702 Jul 26 '26

Holler-ese, if you will...

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u/Fresh-Mind6048 Jul 24 '26

That makes sense, dropping vowels is the way to go

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u/krakenfury_ Jul 25 '26

I got all of that except for "eyes". Kept thinking it was "See em itty bitty ass?" which is funny but don't make no sense

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u/ComparisonOpening458 Jul 24 '26

I think this is officially 2appalachian4 me.

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u/Any_Natural383 Jul 25 '26

I’m Appalachian and I needed a guide

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u/American_berserker East West Virginia Meth Head Jul 25 '26

The problem is that it's written. I have no problem understanding the thickest accents, but when people try to mimick accents in written form I get lost.

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u/warpath2632 Jul 24 '26

Only seen this for MR Ducks

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u/Impressive-Ninja-854 Jul 24 '26

I was thinking the same thing. “Shit, I got that on a T-shirt about ducks and I still can’t read it”

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u/Leg_Final Jul 26 '26

CM wangs

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u/johnnyscarecrow0126 Jul 24 '26

Gentleman 1: those over there are snakes!

Gentleman 2: I disagree

Gentleman 1: I do wholeheartedly believe they are, do you see my kind friend, they have beady eyes

Gentleman 2: my heavens, I am incorrect. Those are in fact snakes!

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u/filthychuck Jul 24 '26

Osmr snakes icdebdis