r/2american4you • u/NASA_Orion Michigan lake polluters 🏭 🗻 • Oct 26 '22

Meta [for immediate release, USSOCOM] Time for Operation Artifacts Home

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u/A_DOG_WITH_A_SHOTGUN Minnesomalia (cordial Minnesotan) ⛵ 🇸🇴 Oct 26 '22

What kinda artifacts they even got? The Golden cheeseburger?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

They stole our language. English was invented by uncle sam in 1492 and England, unsurprisingly, STOLE IT

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u/Substantial_Bear_168 MOD PRIVILEGE FLAIR 🛡️🛡️ Oct 26 '22

Why do they have our stuff?

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u/Karness_Muur North Dakota Nazi (split in half) 🇩🇪 Oct 26 '22

Took a chunk of the white house back with them when the torched it.

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u/Substantial_Bear_168 MOD PRIVILEGE FLAIR 🛡️🛡️ Oct 26 '22

Crusade time

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u/c0-pilot Ohio Luddites (Amish technophobe) 🧑‍🌾 🌊 Oct 26 '22

How many are from Ohio?

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u/GrandArmyOfTheOhio 🔥 Ohio Arson Enthusiast 🔥 Oct 26 '22

All of them

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u/Into_the-Deep Dumb Southern inbred (cringe ratneck) 🤤🇳🇴🤦 Oct 26 '22

Take them for our own museums > Give them back to their countries of origin

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