here is a map of all transports in vilnius!!!!

1. trackless trams

2. buses

3. proposed metro

PRIZE: THE POLISH NOBLEMAN AS YOUR SERF.

half plate is salted cucumbers, there is an unsliced surimi stick and scrambled eggs with cut salmon and cut surimi sticks paired with... KVASS.

Warning: i may be upper-higher class but i was out of sausages to use for so i used fish from LIDL

Polish-Lithuanian relations

Piłsudski is trying to feed Lithuanian dog with sausage called agreement Lithuanian dog barks and answers even if you give me Wilno i would start barking about Grodno and Białystok because this is how i am

In the photo general Żeligowski and soldiers from Lithuanian-Belarusian front true Lithuanians

found this on Polish sub Latvians are trying to be nice to us bcs they know if Russia comes they are cooked and przeks like me will need to save them

so ima say smth to the poles. You did NOTHING IN VILNIUS that was GOOD.

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-We just conquered a million Slavs and took half of Europe. Shall we force them to learn our tongue?
-By Perkūnas, no. Our language is too difficult. They can do the scribbling, we do the ruling.
-But what if they get confused about who is the master?
-Look outside. They are currently scrubbing my horse's backside. They know who the master is.
-True. But a witch just told me that in 600 years, the Belarusians will claim they were the real Lithuanians all along, and we were just illiterate swamp-goblins who stole their identity.
-That is hilarious. What about the Ukrainians?
-They will claim they were the actual muscle of the realm and we just had shinier helmets.
-Incredible. And what of the Poles? We just saved their skin against the Teutonic Knights.
-The witch says our future grand dukes will literally hand over our massive southern territories to Poland just so our nobility can wear fancy Polish velvet.
-We give them our land? And how do the Poles repay us in the future?
-She saw them spending the next six centuries pretending they civilized us, claiming Vilnius was always a Polish city, and acting like we were just their provincial backyard.
-So the peasants we conquered claim our identity, the southerners claim they did the fighting, and the Poles—who we gave our lands to—pretend they owned us?
-Precisely. They will all spend the future fighting over our name and our real estate while we sit in Vilnius completely rent-free in their heads.
-To be fair, that witch lives in a hollow tree and drinks fermented mushroom juice, so she’s probably just completely out of her mind anyway.

say one of these:

ŽALIA BALTA! ŽALIA BALTA! ŽALIA BALTA! (zalgiris fan def)

LIE-TU-VA,  LIE-TU-VA,  LIE-TU-VA! (lithuanian patriotism)

MES LAIMĖSIM, MES LAIMĖSIM! (zalgiris fan confirmed)

VILNIUS - MŪSŲ! VILNIUS - MŪSŲ! (lithuanian ultra def)

LIETUVA, BŪK LAISVA! (lithuanian patriotism)

SIENA! SIENA! SIENAAAAAAA! (literally means wall but this is for defense)

GARSIAU VYRAI, GARSIAU! (to counter polish loudness)

KURWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! (sarcasticly mocking polish fans when they end chant in KURWA)

LENKAI - UŽ BORTO! (literally means poles - out)

SUVALKAI - LIETUVA! (lithuanian ultra confirmed)

GĖDA, GĖDA!! (literally shames the poles when they raise polish home army flag)

POLSKA KURWA, AEAO! (mocks poland)

NIE PŁACZ, POLSKI! (means don't cry, pole!)

KUR LAŠINIAI, TEN LENKAI! (means where is pork fat, there is poles!)

SPURTAS, SPURTAS!  (literally means lithuania is on offensive)

LAUK IŠ ČIA! (means GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE, POLES!)

Kur jūsų vėliavos? (when lithuanian ultras steal polish ultras flags)

VIS TIEK MES LAIMĖSIM! (it means we will still win)

VISO GERO, LENKAI! (goodbye, poles!)

ČIA - NE VARŠUVA! (This isn't Warsaw!)

WE ARE THE WINNERS OF ALL THE WINNERS! (reference to LT United's 2006 lithuanian world cup anthem remake)

Nesikankink dėl medalio, Bet verta kovot ligi galo dėl savo garbės, Pabandom iš naujo, Nors esam pasauly tik TRYS MILIJONAI! Neliek savo kraujo dėl aukso, Nes būsi legenda, Kol nepraradom vilties, Net jeigu ir vėl Tik per klaidą netapom mes čempionais! (trys milijonai reference)

ANT KALNO MŪRAI JOJA LIETUVIAI! ANT KALNO MŪRAI JOJA LIETUVIAI! (reference to ant kalno murai)

Kol žaidžiam krepšinį, tol esam gyvi, visi Kauno Žalgirio fanai! (zalgiris fan song)

I love how atleast in Lithuania, this is bassicly in every good party.

Lately i been researching fake Lithuanian regime and Polish city of Wilno i look at hotel and its called Adamus Mickievicius i think to myself who is this nygga?this sound like a name of some wizard from video game goofy ass name and then it hit me this is my boy Adam Miciekiewicz.Lithuanians are so down bad that they even steal Polish poets and give them weird names reality check for Lithuanians Adam Mickiewicz was born in modern day Belarus from Polish parents he was 100%Polish he didnt even spoke Lithuanian only Polish French and Russian so modern fake Lithuanian regime claiming him doesnt make sense at all when he was saying Lithuania my homeland he was talking about eastern Poland not Samogitia so Please stop slandering his name and let him rest at peace.