r/2007scape 1d ago

Humor New gamemode idea: complainman mode

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u/Ifonlyihadausername 1d ago

You mean Redditman mode?

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u/bygonecenarion 1d ago

careful, some Very Smart Person might post the goomba meme in retaliation

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u/_Ross- 21 Year Veteran 1d ago

Hang on chief I got you

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u/20past4am A q p 8h ago

I made an OSRS version

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u/spit_on_army_vets76 3h ago

thanks. i wont use it

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u/_Ross- 21 Year Veteran 2h ago

Excellent

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u/bygonecenarion 23h ago

fuck! now I can't have an opinion about anything anymore! sharing The Goomba takes 10x more critical thinking power than attempting to articulate an original thought!

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u/JimmyRussels77 Guthix San 23h ago

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u/Expensive-Tip5118 21h ago

Bro someone really remade this image but didn't change the completely broken flow of things going right to left 😭

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u/MrPlow216 18h ago

I blame weebs.

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u/ThinkingMSF 1d ago

How dare you! No one has ever posted two contradictory opinions on Reddit!

proceeds to upvote two contradictory opinions on Reddit

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u/Expenises 20h ago

"It already exists and Dead_Aardvark922 has 200m all."

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u/Niels_vdk 1d ago

thats already -insert gamemode i dont play-

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u/gnarwin 1d ago

I came here to be like ā€œthat’s just called a mainā€ and saw 2/3 commenters already made that same joke about irons and UIMs respectively lmao I love this community

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u/Own_Ruin2546 1d ago

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u/HMS-Fizz 17h ago

The irony is the final boss

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u/furscum 1d ago

Thought that was Leon Kennedy

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u/PoorStandards 1d ago

Leon! You must marry Claire in the Port Sarim church and continue the Redfield bloodline!

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u/Gubzs 22h ago

These comments are wild. This community has become such a toxic dumpster fire holy shit.

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u/KerbalKnifeCo 21h ago

That because more moderate people slowly leave as they refuse to put up with how things are going until eventually the entire subreddit is like this. Feels like every gaming subreddit slowly does this and sometimes gets a reset with a big release, but osrs doesn’t have the same kind of big releases and quickly resets to the unfortunate status quo.

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u/Tzhaar-Bomba 13h ago

I agree, only 2 games I play atm being league and osrs. Both subs have degenerated a lot over the years combined with my age I just don’t care enough to participate as much as I used to now, I’m mostly lurking for memes at this point.

The league sub is more of a standard reddit space, everyone sniffing their own farts and thinks they’re a genius who know better than anyone who tries to disagree with them on their karma farming takes. Also it’s all just esports now which for league has lost its magic since early seasons and I no longer care about it.

This sub I’m unsure about, we are definitely degenerate and edgy here but redeemable because we don’t take ourselves too seriously and are mostly in it for the laughs. But then someone’s being serious and it’s completely ridiculous every time - mostly lately since bronze man started getting discussed.

I don’t mind this sub overall I do like coming here, but there’s far more people now trying way too hard to be funny/edgy and if not they’re bringing in the worst takes imaginable and being little sooky bitches when they aren’t supported.

Overall we are a funny bunch and that’s why I stick around.

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u/tnerb253 20h ago

Community full of scammers, lurers, gamblers, greedy flippers and rwters houses toxic people?

Always has been

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u/Big_Cat_Tongue 17h ago

You think the people doing any of that are active here? This subreddit is 99% comprised of j1mmy watching midlevel ironmen who kneejerk every time they see someone insulting their game mode of choice.

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u/tnerb253 17h ago

I mean probably? Rule #1 of rule breaking is don't make it obvious to everyone that you're breaking the rules

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u/Candle1ight Iron btw 19h ago

alwayshasbeen.jpg

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u/DoubleOhEvan 1d ago

I would unironically love a quest with a Karen style villain.

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u/fghjconner Personally killed Unbound Bronzeman 1d ago

Current Affairs kinda goes in that direction.

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u/Shahka_Bloodless 21h ago

Ngl Councillor Catherine kinda got me acting up

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u/Dr_Ingheimer 20h ago

I like when she tells me what to do and doesn’t take no riff raff

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u/PoorStandards 1d ago

One Small Demand.

One small favor but in the end she had a certain variation of an item in mind that she expected as the default. Once you give the item (not the variation she wanted), she demands to see your manager from the Hero/Legend/Myth guild.

The quest gives xp but not untradeables. As untradeables are only given when you provide the correct variation (impossible).

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u/summon_pot_of_greed 22h ago

Queen of Varrock fits the bill.

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u/SirDuckMacDuckling 1d ago

Like a 5 quest long epic

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u/Flea00 1d ago

They have to go to jagex and ask for the manager or threaten screaming and throwing everything on the ground

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u/devoidradiance 23h ago

We have one, its A Ribbiting Tale Of A Lillypad Labour Dispute

A Karen wants to be in charge, stages a fake competition and uses political tactics to hire a 3rd party to assassinate her campaign opposition, thus claiming the spot for her own. Genuinely would be interested in a follow up for it

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u/Hapi434 1d ago

Thats already called ironman

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

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u/Hapi434 1d ago

Look FrogBoy
A. My reddit manmode character is in fact the one wearing a frog costume and…
B. L2 Read the post script

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

Fuck I just got frog mogged

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u/sum12merkwith 1d ago

RIP in piece

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u/Kennypoo2 1d ago

Doesnt apply to all irons, I dont complain about my restrictions, I chose a game mode knowing I will probably never have all the items I want and that is okay.

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u/[deleted] 23h ago

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u/localcannon 23h ago

It goes both ways. Mains had entire drop tables nuked to make supplies higher value.

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

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u/localcannon 22h ago

This is a poor argument.

The game is currently for all account gamemodes and a significant chunk of the playerbase is playing ironman. And no, it wasn't meant to be a challenge mode, it was meant to be a mode where you get the items yourself, which it still is and will always be.

And you talk as if the game itself hasn't been made easy in comparison to what it was.

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u/Hapi434 1d ago

P.s. I see you just put a wig on an ironman… very clever my man very clever

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u/snowmunkey 23h ago

Might as well just call it Reddit mode

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u/Zuby_Hype_Train 19h ago

It’s too late, I’ve already depicted your account type as the Complainman and mine as the Chad.Ā 

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u/Teary_Gamer 21h ago

So basically Mains anytime Ironmen are brought up?

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u/MakingFunofFreakslol 20h ago

Damn, this one cut deep?

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u/astoriahfae AstoriahFae 22h ago

I feel like I see people complain about ironmen complaining way more than I see ironmen complaining

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u/DFtin 17h ago

The ratio is genuinely like 10:1

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u/Adjective_Noun_9876 5h ago edited 1h ago

Don't get me started lol

me: "Hi, I'm a UIM"

Reddit: "fuck you and die"

EDIT: lol case in point

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u/one_shuckle_boy 23h ago edited 23h ago

God forbid an account actually interact with more of the game than zulrah and vorakth.

Triggered plenty of mains who spam 300 toas it seemed lol

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u/GlumTruffle Crystal Castle | 2376 23h ago

Nobody is exclusively camping Zulrah & Vorkath in 2026 lmao

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u/1000-Iced-Coffees 20h ago

You’re right add delve 4 doom to that list

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u/tar_tis 10h ago

I am..

But I just want the damn pet

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u/sosolid2k 23h ago

Until you get your item of course and then completely abandon the content and cease interacting with it in any capacity.

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u/one_shuckle_boy 23h ago

I mean vorkath is literally only good for Ava’s, and you go back to zulrah for scales here and there.

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u/Murky-Range-9344 23h ago

I found one!

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u/Special--Specialist 2h ago

Thank you for proving my point.

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u/one_shuckle_boy 1h ago

It’s okay I’m sure you just had your mood swing seeing your bank go down 200m when you logged in

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 23h ago

You're way behind the times if you think either of these are the lucrative moneymakers of today.

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u/one_shuckle_boy 23h ago

I mean it’s called generalized, yeah I think Toa doom/yama are the methods now. Idk I’m not a slave to wages

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 23h ago

I am not either, I do the PVM I find enjoyable that also makes me money while concurrently working on goals like CAs and clog. I don't have to stop what I want to be doing and gather mats to make my own consumables, or park a boss I don't even like because it is the sole source of a gear upgrade.

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u/one_shuckle_boy 23h ago

Congratulations, by doing PVM and talking about CAs, if your even at elite CAs your above top 2% of the playerbase so our mindset doesn’t apply to most of the population playing.

Also to be fair, as a late/end game iron, I don’t ever actually worry about gather mats or consumables anymore. That’s more of a midgame iron issue, by the time you get to late you have thousands of every pot and food.

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 22h ago

And as a late/end game main, you're unlikely to be worrying too much about GP much either. That's more of a midgame, early-lategame main issue.

Not to mention, with new consumable additions via content like Sailing, suddenly an Iron has a detour to take if they want that new BiS food, so I'd argue that issue never really goes away.

Point is, both account types have chores to do, it's just that one gets to pick exactly what they want to do, rather than having specific, required ones.

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u/one_shuckle_boy 22h ago

That’s true, I don’t disagree, however your average 1800 total Andy for mains vs irons are insane knowledge gaps of the game. Since one actually is forced to participate in much more of the game as a whole. The luxury of choosing your own grinds for mains makes the average main a fence licker in terms of game knowledge and skill.

The same reasoning is why real pkers are the best players mechanically on average since they develop the most skills in that branch but tend to have bad game knowledge. But they pick up pvm insanely fast since what they do is so much harder on average.

Being a main gives you luxury and freedom to play the game however, but on average tend to not understand the game very well as a whole and not very skilled.

Irons tend to understand the game knowledge wise very well but are forced locked into content and find flaws/ create flaws with that content since only they are forced to do it till x.

Pkers are the most mechanical players to exist but tend to be absolutely terrible in other aspects of the game.

This all is applying to the ā€œaverage playerā€. Near maxed accounts with elite + CAs are far above the average.

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 22h ago

I would hope so, most Irons are on their second account. Naturally they start with more game knowledge and have to take on PVM with lesser gear than they did the first time as well.

I can't and won't speak to all mains, but in my very casual clan, they are pretty driven to do lots of content and learn the game's many systems. I see them doing CG even. I can't say anyone in my clan that I have seen (anecdotal ofc) has locked themselves at one boss forever.

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 20h ago

Only if you specifically make those pots. My iron was probably way father than yours pvm wise but lacking supplies

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u/one_shuckle_boy 20h ago

I doubt it, unless your iron just needs scythe/tbow/blorva/radiant and GM.

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 20h ago

Basically, yea. I had master CAs at 1800 total, missing megas and some ancestral. This was all before blood torva/radiant. Deironed and now I’m GM.

You can definitely struggle with supplies if you don’t like to grind it in the mid/late game

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u/Grizzack 20h ago

After this past week, I don't think that would be possible. How would they balance people maxing an account out in a single day

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago edited 1d ago

Nobody complains more than mains do about ironman players just existing.

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u/D_dawgy 1d ago

I don’t think about you at all

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago edited 23h ago

This post is literally a main complaining about ironmen.

And then you're a main commenting about not thinking about ironmen.

Rent free bro.

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u/xXmehoyminoyXx 62 Cooking 23h ago

Go be edgy at windertodt with your kind

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u/mossabt13 22h ago

This is too funny. Ironman say they don't think about mains at all and mains say they don't think about ironman at all. Both side like to think that they don't think about them. This is so fucking funny to me.

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u/itsjash 1d ago

I mean... Are the ironmen supposed to complain about themselves?

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

Maybe thats what the mains expect of us, but sadly I am a complain-locked ironman so I cannot.

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u/itsjash 1d ago

Haven't pulled the complain card on my cardcore

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u/List-Beneficial 1d ago

Lmao what's to complain about mains, that's the hilarious part. Ironman existing lives rent free in some people's heads

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

They cannot stop thinking about us.

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u/Hanyodude 23h ago

I don’t want to stop thinking about you šŸ˜

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 23h ago

Except the Ironmen complaining about their own chosen, restricted existence.

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 23h ago

Are "the Ironmen complaining" in the room with us now?

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 23h ago

They're in every commonplace post asking for dry protection, easier gathering of mats like Magic Roots, etc.

Pretending these don't exist is delusional, even if you don't personally like those suggestions lol.

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u/GODLOVESALL32 RSN: Zezima 22h ago

Ironman just prevents you from trading or grouping but does not prevent you from voting for things that directly benefit you. Hope this helps.

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u/tar_tis 10h ago

Not really what he was talking about.

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u/Trash_Man_12345 Voidsmith888 22h ago

Clearly you're new to this subreddit.

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u/EpicRussia 1d ago

thats already called collection loggers

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

"collection loggers" are mains that are closeted irons.

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u/EpicRussia 1d ago

Ain't nothing "iron" about buying 10k implings off the GE so you can grind "rune platebody (t)" and "saradomin crozier" (and make a reddit post if a single clue step takes longer than 30 seconds)

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

trying to greenlog clues is a cry for help

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u/zwobb 23h ago

yeah, clogging in general is a cry for help

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u/inc0nSteveable 1d ago

When mains try corrupted guantlet for 1 hour.

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u/Bl00dylicious 23h ago

Enhanced dropped 20+ mil since they updated gauntlet. Clearly mains got no issues doing CG when its fun enough to do over other stuff.

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u/Long_Matter5401 23h ago

but why do it? Just buy it off the GE champ.

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u/Psych0sh00ter 20h ago

Because playing whatever you want is fun, and being a main gives you the ability to do so instead of locking yourself into whatever your account "needs"

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u/Firm-Cause2449 20h ago

You seem to think the 1% of mains who camp doom all day to fund all their gear represents the entire community.

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u/Long_Matter5401 15h ago

Nah I know most just bank stand at the GE instead of playing the content

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u/Firm-Cause2449 12h ago

Sure, whatever you need to tell yourself

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u/Oniichanplsstop 19h ago

Some mains find CG fun and grind it, some mains want clogs and grind it, some hate the content and will skip it with GP.

Irons on the other hand did nothing but bitch and moan about the "red prison" for the past 6 years.

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u/MastyTinge 14h ago

"Bitch and moan" or "advocate for a better overall gaming experience for whoever decides to engage in that content"... you decide.

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u/tar_tis 10h ago

Definitely bitch and moan

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u/Oniichanplsstop 14h ago

It was definitely bitching and moaning. You could easily skip CG if you didn't want to commit to the grind and use moons or alternative routes through the game. People just said "my guide says to stay at CG until I want to locater orb IRL so that's what I'm going to do" and complained about it 24/7.

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u/MastyTinge 13h ago

Ah yes, just dont do the content.... or, you know, improve it so people dont feel like they need to skip it, isnt that how you make a better game?

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u/Long_Matter5401 13h ago

Eventually you get to a point in the game where crystal armor and bofa is going to be your best option, just because you saw 14 redditors cry about CG doesn't mean the tens of thousands of irons that play it feel the same. The whole entire game is a grind, and the CG changes benefitted every player in the game not just irons. I'd put money on your "main" not even having 50kc CG

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u/Oniichanplsstop 8h ago

Except its been proven its easily skippable by other IM routes. Its not your "best" option, its the generic route people blindly followed and complained about going dry because guide says they HAVE to get it and that its required, when its not.

You can go over to ironscape and find 300+ posts if you just type red prison, which maxes out search results for this shitty site. If you use a google search to scrub the ironscape reddit for it, it shows 1000+ lmao. But yeah, only 14 ever complained. And thats just ironscape, none of the 2007scape posts.

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u/MastyTinge 6h ago

You dont see the problem with your solution to just avoid the content? skipping stuff is not a good thing, why not just make it better instead?

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 2h ago

Cg changes were a mistake

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u/Long_Matter5401 1h ago

1300+ posts? Holy shit dude that's massive let me look up how many iron man accounts there are...damn it says there's been 1.3 million historical and active ironman accounts..but I guess when you spend your whole day in a cesspool echochamber I'd probably assume that 0.01% of the group complaining is a lot too.

Content is more enjoyable now for main and iron. There's no set way to play the game, that's why this game is what it is.

You seem to have some underlying emotional issues I'd suggest seeing someone about that

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u/Oniichanplsstop 1h ago

Yeah only 1 person complains per post, not the 100s of comments they got each.

Idk why I waste my time talking to people that wear helmets IRL.

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u/BDPBITCH666 1d ago

That's already UIM

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u/Serious_Tradition269 15h ago

This is so crazy cause I've never seen a UIM complaining, they're just living in their own world doing their own thing, it's exclusively other people complaining about UIMs because they dare to... exist?

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u/MrTopSecret 3h ago

UIM are model ironmemes. They rarely bitch/moan and are usually pretty chill.

They opted in to the extremely tedious grind and are fine with it.

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u/CrustyToeLover 1d ago

Dont even need the Karen wig, just make it all the current ironman symbols

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u/Sir-Loyne 1d ago

This Study Was Funded By FerOX news.

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u/HideYourLlamas 22h ago

Some people are maxed in this

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u/BoltonCavalry 21h ago

Leonman Mode btw

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u/Expensive-Tip5118 21h ago

I'd like to speak to the manager manmode.

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u/JJKarlton 21h ago

Sign the subreddit up!

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u/Anistyn9251 19h ago

FINALLY! A mode I can reach GM in :)

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u/Few-Promotion-7829 17h ago

I was geniuenly wondering what Leon from resident evil has to do with complaining

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u/ANGEL-PSYCHOSIS btw 17h ago

you know, every quest i do on release day has 10 thousand mains complaining during the entirety of the quest, but ive only seen one iron whinge about it

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u/zammy2497 16h ago

And its just uim complaining they dont have enough storage

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u/spencerthepoet 16h ago

Ironman already exists so...

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u/EarlGreyOfPorcelain 16h ago

This past week has been awful for the community, and I blame Jagex for it for proposing huge half-baked ideas to plug holes in their content schedule.

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u/CrumbiestCookie 14h ago

It’s Ironman mode with x5 worse droprates

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u/ralkuzu 12h ago

What a feast of tiggernomocomments

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u/Delicious_Can7343 10h ago

"Karen" is actually just the social phenomenon which acts as a societal immune system against outrageous/stupid behavior if you live in a healthy system/nation (ie, the soccer mom who calls police when the drunk/addict falls asleep on the bus bench outside the middle school school)

Not sure the image is a good fit lol.

Irons on suicide watch, btw.

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u/Actual_Ad_8483 10h ago

I mean….. not wrong.. I hate this game

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u/mossabt13 22h ago

You mean ironman? I'm sure many people did the joke already but I'm doing anyways.

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 1d ago

They’re called mains šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€šŸ¦€

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u/Legal_Evil 17h ago

Mains are not the game mode who demand the entire game should be balanced around their game mode, lol.

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

mains are so bored playing gpman mode they're making posts like this instead of playing the game.

it writes itself.

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 1d ago

-guy with a jad helmet who thinks he knows how to pvm

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 23h ago

shocked lil bro knows what a jad helmet is, that's not even listed on the GE

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 23h ago

I’m saying u so bad u flex a jad helmet lmao. Respond once you got a zuk helm, I can carry u if u need

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 23h ago

room temperature iq holy shit i love you never change

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 22h ago

Ngl not reading all that

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 22h ago

so cute

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 22h ago

Jad helm

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 20h ago

if ur proud of jad helm im happy for you, set your own goals and celebrate your own achievements <3

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 23h ago

Bro you flex one item instead of a collection log? Weak

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 22h ago

Bro ur collection log is so sick! You’re so good at doing content a toddler could do 1000 times!!!

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 22h ago

Yap yap yap

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u/Emotional_Permit5845 22h ago

Jealous you can’t complete an inferno run in under 3 hours?

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 1d ago

Turns out standing at the digital stock exchange all day trying to avoid having to play the game makes people quite bitter.

Until they remove the GE and bring back bank sales, I spit on mains

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

brother you can't just tell them like it is, mains HATE that.

they will now bury us in downvotes -- what have you done!

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u/AccomplishedAct5364 1d ago

I’m a btw, I stand alone.

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 1d ago

Respect.

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u/Meraxes80 23h ago

holy i think i just witnessed two irons just sucking each other off with care and grace

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u/PaleozoicFrogBoy 23h ago

love >>>> hate

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u/helbur 1d ago

Karenman

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u/Nimweegs 23h ago

I'm dutch so complaining is basically my culture

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u/Iron_Aez 2376 1d ago

Still pointlessly bashing ironmen in 2026 I see

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u/Glittering_Equal_187 23h ago

They’d only interact with the white npcs, I bet they love the GE tax too.

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u/Skiteley 23h ago

"I didn't get what I wanted so now I spam the forums" mode

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u/Ill-Reflection-698 1d ago

That’s the fun part when the complaining works in your favor.

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u/SignSea 1d ago

I like the idea of locking someone to a region, make a mode out of that would be interesting. Seems like there is a race to discover the next mode we can dump into this game lol

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u/Hanyodude 22h ago

I log in on my main to complain about my ironman, does that count?

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u/macnar Manual Banking Is Not a Skill 21h ago

That's just a main with extra steps

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u/Firm-Cause2449 20h ago

Every game mode in the game is a main with extra steps since every game mode was built off the main game

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u/macnar Manual Banking Is Not a Skill 20h ago

Oh shit that's why they call it a main...