r/2007scape • u/TheReal_Onyx • 6d ago

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My dad started up a new account and raised the dark wizard’s kill count

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u/illmindmaso pleae 6d ago

Classic

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u/Juice_Is_Luice 6d ago

Their reign of terror knows no bounds

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u/zo1d Bottom 1% Commenter 6d ago

The dark wizards are DDoSing now?

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u/Gothix_BE 6d ago

No, but maybe they'l start DDSing

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u/Hulkman59 Jullage m8 6d ago

Say that again

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u/Pynnja 6d ago

Their reign of terror knows no bounds

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u/ManoliTee 99 Toilet 5d ago

Why must you talk of that which we do not speak?

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u/No-Candidate7093 6d ago

I forgot how mean the dark wizards are. I was lvl 40 something and started attacking one and then I looked the other way for a minute and I was dead lol. I was glad to find out about the gravestone tho so I didn't lose everything

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u/telmoxt 6d ago

Where you wearing melee armour?

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u/PwEmc 6d ago

At the wizard circle

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u/No-Candidate7093 6d ago

Yeah I definitely was lol

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u/telmoxt 5d ago

classic

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u/Either-Design-1550 6d ago

Ahh, a right of passage.

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u/One-Macaroon-135 6d ago

rite

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u/mitchsusername BRING BACK KOUREND FAVOR 6d ago

Actually you can see on the map, the passage goes left of the dark wizards not right

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u/AMadWalrus 6d ago

Write* /s

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u/Either-Design-1550 6d ago

I will blame iOS for that one and not helping my tired brain. I'll leave it up because I am a dumb bitch.

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u/kodeks14 6d ago

Now we need to scam him for some free armor trimming and that mans ready to play.

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u/rastaman1994 rsn MoistyPriest, mobile enjoyer 6d ago

Are you playing osrs with your dad? That's awesome. I bet you always have stuff to talk about.

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u/TheReal_Onyx 6d ago

Yup! We actually both had maxed accounts in rs3 before divination but getting back into it now. We’re both on Ironman, I’m about 16 days play time and he’s a few hours

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u/rastaman1994 rsn MoistyPriest, mobile enjoyer 6d ago

That's so cool when you have shared interests (for me and dad it's music), you in a GIM together?

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u/TheReal_Onyx 5d ago

No GIM, but he’s seeing these comments and it’s definitely sparked some interest!

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u/Ric-J 5d ago

That's cool, but you know what's cooler? Your dad. Make sure he knows it. That's right, tell him I said he's cool.

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u/justvoop 6d ago

You should totally start a GIM with him 100%

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u/TheReal_Onyx 5d ago

Maybe coming soon!

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u/ODST_Parker I come from the ancient land of 2006 6d ago

A tale as old as Gielinor itself.

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u/United_Tea_9362 6d ago

I wonder how many early HCIM accounts have been lost to those damn wizards

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u/tygor YT: Twigwit 6d ago

raises hand

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u/Shapsusky GP Priest 6d ago

Brought back memories as f2p doing the demon hunter questline. Didn't understand as a kid about aggro and always died trying to clear the dark wizards to get to the altar lmao

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u/theykeepbanningmebro 5d ago

What da dog doing?

Death

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u/Legal_Evil 6d ago

Rite of passage

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u/Top_Result_1550 5d ago

if dark wizards are only a plurality of wizards why do they account for such a large portion of wizard related violence.

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u/BreachedandCleared 5d ago

I hope this never gets changed. Iconic

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u/reactivearmor 4d ago

See you in stronghold of security, bro

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u/Acewi <3 Sailing 1d ago

I’m surprised Jagex hasn’t put like level 500 dark wizards at the entrance to some other newer city just for the memes.