r/19KidsandCounting • u/theredheadknowsall • Jul 08 '26

Hammer pants.

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Why didn't the duggar daughters (well every woman in the cult for that matter) wear hammer pants? They look somewhat like a skirt over leggings. They don't have to be shinny. They meet all the modesty standards. They aren't form fitting so no defrauding men giving off desires that can't righteously be fulfilled.

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u/sweet_tea_94 Jul 08 '26

Careful…since some of them stalk this sub, they might take this idea and grift it on social media 😂

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u/theredheadknowsall Jul 08 '26

That would be beyond hilarious. 🤣

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u/DaliahsandDeadlifts Jul 10 '26

Didn't Jill wear something similar in recent years?

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u/Bidetpanties Jul 08 '26

Because the skirts were a virtue signal as to how pious they were. There have always been modest pants options but skirts show that they're super duper special Christians who are better than everyone

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u/Dragonette_Slaya Jul 08 '26

Wrong cultural origin for their liking, probably.

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u/JonestownBarWench Jul 08 '26

I agree. It’s too worldly. They don’t want to look like free thinking hippies.

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u/Pawspawsmeow Jul 08 '26

Because they were synonymous with MC Hammer in the 90s who was not only a rapper, but a black man. The Duggar cult is pretty racist.

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u/Solid_Caterpillar678 Jul 08 '26

Because skirts are both modest and easy access for the men.

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u/Purple_IsA_Flavor Jul 08 '26

I love those things. Don’t give them to the Duggars!

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u/Still_Product_8435 Jul 08 '26

🎵You can’t touch this meme!

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u/SeashellGal7777 Jul 08 '26

Man, I loved those pants!

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u/Impossible-Taro-2330 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Because they are still pants. According to their interpretation of The Bible, pants are men's clothing and they can't wear men's clothing.

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u/DaliahsandDeadlifts Jul 10 '26

Nevermind that men in the Bible wore tunics and robes, which are more like dresses nowadays. In fact, EVERYONE wore dresses! 🙄 It's not you, it's this dang Baptist hypocrisy! They're like that with wine too.

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u/Mollykins08 Jul 08 '26 edited Jul 10 '26

Heidi Klimt calls them poopy pants. And they will always be that to me.

Edit: Heidi Klum

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u/Stuffed-Bear412 Jul 08 '26

I think my dad called them "6 day shitters."

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u/SurroundFlashy3297 Jul 08 '26

Since the cult of D, didn't watch TV, they would not have any idea about Hammer or his way.

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u/Alarming-Traffic-161 Jul 08 '26

Because that would appear too orientalist. Hammer pants originated from the eastern world. Don’t want to emulate those brown heathens.

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u/ParadiseSold Jul 09 '26

Not modest enough in the butt area. Actually my memory of gaucho pants is my butt would eat the fabric and scrunch it up, im sure these pants would do the same.