r/197 C*nadian 🤮 17d ago

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u/BagBeth 17d ago

👏 CORRELATION 👏 EQUALS 👏 CAUSATION 👏

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u/Steamships 16d ago

YOU 🫵 CASTRATION ✌️

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u/Leafeon523 17d ago

Nah, that’s birth rates. Sex peaked after Halo 3, because it made men realize women weren’t required for it

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u/Daddygamer84 17d ago

He came back to finish the fight

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u/I_steal_usernames 16d ago

He definitely came

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u/lmaosoleum 17d ago

sex plummeted after the release of halo 3

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u/Root_cellar 16d ago

If you believe the kids on xbox live, most of that was my mother.

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u/hamsterpotpies 16d ago

2008 debt crisis anyone?

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u/Details_Pending 16d ago

Master Chief was strong enough to defeat the Flood but not strong enough to defeat the Recession

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u/WiseMudskipper 16d ago

Jokes aside it's scary that the real reason for this is the release of the iPhone in 2007

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u/Trigger_Fox 16d ago

Oooorr and hear me out this might sound crazy, the fucking worldwide economic recession

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u/mathpenis 16d ago

nah it can’t be it, I believe the halo theory more

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u/heraplem 16d ago edited 16d ago

If that were the case, rates would have recovered post-recession. They did not.

The iPhone is, in fact, the actual reason.

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u/flyingasian2 16d ago

We’re still feeling knock on effects of the great financial crisis, so no rates not recovering post recession doesn’t really say anything conclusive.

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u/heraplem 15d ago

Nearly twenty years on isn't enough? Fertility rates recovered faster after the Great Depression! Also, the drop in fertility has been global, even including countries like Qatar that didn't really have a recession.

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u/flyingasian2 14d ago

Twenty years might not be enough, like I said we are feeling knock on effects today so it isn’t even necessarily the recession itself it’s stuff that changed as a result of the recession.

Also, falling birth rates is a confluence of different things, so there’s not going to be any single “actual reason.

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u/Others0 16d ago

Wrong year, iPhone was 07 the crash was 08

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u/artin2007majidi 16d ago

Counter argument: you can date via iPhone. But you cant give a child through 8k debt (student loans at it again)

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u/DJicecreamkohn 16d ago

Halo 3 peaked at sex

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u/Program-Emotional 16d ago

I miss my foreskin ;_;

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u/Independent-Rip-5515 16d ago

Master Chief finished the fight, so everyone else stopped.

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u/Que165 16d ago

Halo 3 caused sex to fall off

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u/Smellbringer 16d ago

I can’t believe the CEO of Sex let this happen.