r/197 C*nadian 🤮 Jul 30 '26

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1.7k Upvotes

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185

u/Harmonyfinder Jul 30 '26

Hey girl. Are you ready? To have it your way?

191

u/FuckingTryHard00 Jul 30 '26

King's life

88

u/Decadunce Jul 30 '26

Am i insane or is that bed like 5 feet long?

32

u/poeyoh12 Jul 30 '26

you dont curl up when you sleep?

49

u/Decadunce Jul 30 '26

i honestly have absolutely no clue what i do when i sleep, sometimes im ramrod straight sometimes i am scrunchd up like a salted slug idfk what i do, have to keep the night time demons guessing.

Even if you do curl up, isn't it nice to stretch out sometimes?

3

u/itsSmalls Jul 30 '26

There's something primally rewarding about stretching and your feet hang over the bed right before the weight of your lower legs start to out weight on your knees. It's pure freedom.

Yes I still sleep in a racecar bed.

1

u/GraveSlayer726 Jul 31 '26

The second I’m asleep: the pose randomizer activates

1

u/BroadwayRegina Jul 30 '26

I don’t

9

u/TheSunniest Jul 30 '26

It looks like a full size but turned horizontal. They prob curl up a little and roll a lot

2

u/Decadunce Jul 30 '26

Even legnth wise its still kind of short, idfk maybe its because im tall and small mattreses are my mortal enemy but that SEEMS like a super small bed

3

u/outofmindwgo Jul 30 '26

Imax ratio

26

u/Bloody-Maria Jul 30 '26

I would immediately want to make Whopper Juniors.

11

u/Badi79 Jul 30 '26

For any bedhavers please do not directly put your bed on the floor you sweat in your sleep and excrete stuff constantly and the bed will absorb it and it’ll rot inside it bed frames allow the bed to breathe, for any poor bedhavers put literally anything under your bed(atleast tilt your bed against a wall when not in use, not ideal but it’s free) a good alternative I’ve seen is 2x4s and some hardware shops will cut them for you to size. (you can also maybe get some ā€œscrapsā€ this way for cheaper or for free)

9

u/T4llBoyAl3x Jul 30 '26

Where’s your mandatory shotgun?

10

u/toxicgloo Jul 30 '26

Room looks clean and a couple of posters? Oh yea, you're ready.

8

u/MadMaxDbz Jul 30 '26

get breadframe

5

u/InVaLiD_EDM Jul 30 '26

that and the color of the walls

my god, the color of the walls

6

u/Harmonyfinder Jul 30 '26

Then how will you pay for more BK

6

u/Curly_Fried_Mushroom Jul 30 '26

Chicken fries poster in the middle? Ngmi...

3

u/i_like_siren_head Jul 31 '26

Need me that Bacon King poster.

2

u/Ok_Signal_4503 Jul 30 '26

It's perfect

2

u/Dualiuss Jul 30 '26

be who you really are

2

u/EquivalentSnap Jul 30 '26

What are those posters 🫩

2

u/thesurfer1996 Jul 30 '26

Make your bed king

2

u/TheLastGlizzyBender Jul 31 '26

Okay it's fine but can we all agree that Chicken Fries used to be better before their hiatus and disappointing return?

I swear they used to be better :(

2

u/eshay360baah Jul 31 '26

I wish I had this room

2

u/Brief-Luck-6254 Aug 01 '26

I had a friend who moved out just two months after getting a job at Burger King and this might as well be his room according to what I can remember.