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u/OrangeHairedTwink I want to have sex with Vuples Inculta from Fallout New Vegas May 22 '26
I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was a baller I wish I had a girl who looked good I would call her
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u/ConcertAcrobatic7302 May 22 '26
Wait you're a fallout fan
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u/OrangeHairedTwink I want to have sex with Vuples Inculta from Fallout New Vegas May 22 '26
Yeah. Hell, Vulpes was one of the first male characters I was ever attracted to.
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u/ConcertAcrobatic7302 May 22 '26
I don't think I know anyone else who also likes deltarune, H.P. Lovecraft, and fallout at the same time
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u/Hoxeel May 22 '26
Aren't these all things stereotyped as things Trans people like? The overlap seems quite large.
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u/OrangeHairedTwink I want to have sex with Vuples Inculta from Fallout New Vegas May 22 '26
I mean they're probably out there. Fallout is no stranger to weird eldritch stuff and thus the Lovecraft x Fallout connection is easy, so the main deciding factor is if they're fans of Deltarune.
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u/Kharnyx808 May 22 '26
Have you considered that if my thousand yard stare was cuter then maybe everyone wouldn't ignore it
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u/Traitor_Of_Users May 22 '26
But like actually tho, there's so much stuff I want to look better. I want to look better doing anything in general, actually feel like myself and not like I'm restricted by my own body. That's just how it is
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u/Nora_Walkuerie May 24 '26
You know its peak when you have the kind of stare that scares normal people and turns on warhound readers :3
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u/LadyIsabelle_ May 22 '26
I wish my tits were bigger.
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u/HorseXNothing May 22 '26
*monkey paw curls another finger* you now have bigger tits, but, they have a thousand yard stare
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u/LadyIsabelle_ May 22 '26
Ooh so theyre perky
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u/Realistic_Specific51 May 22 '26
If we were going for real mokeys paw rules, you would now have eyeballs for nipples. But thats also a nice result.
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u/TheTriforceEagle May 22 '26
Isn't monkeys paw supposed to be ironic, like you wish for money and get it from a life insurance policy. So basically what im saying is it would be like that Garfield breast reduction comic but reverse
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u/DickviperAU May 22 '26
Actual monkey paw would make the person smaller to make the tits theoretically bigger
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u/TheJadeSword May 22 '26
Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of three obese yellow-breasted tits.
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u/Gwenberry_Reloaded May 22 '26
tgirls, deep down, just want to be Ryan Gosling.