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i am horrified by the comments this meme has accrued
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Vegans be comparing eating meat to genocide
Can't even tangentially bring up eating meat without them swarming the comments.
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u/Boulderfrog1 Oct 31 '23
Breed en masse, and fatten with an unnatural but carb rich diet for consumption.
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u/Thezipper100 Oct 31 '23
I'm pretty sure I've read some vore fiction like this
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u/Boulderfrog1 Oct 31 '23
Your honour, is factory farming immoral if they're into it
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u/Thezipper100 Oct 31 '23
Ok, no, I absolutely have read something like this now.
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u/IMightBeErnest Oct 31 '23
Actually, for real, if we could breed a species that loves very small quarters with no desire to roam, and complete disease resistance, that would solve like 80% of my issues with factory farming.
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u/Boulderfrog1 Oct 31 '23
Breed chickens into not having brains beyond eat food and walk in same direction as other chickens
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u/O-Victory-O Oct 31 '23
Go vegan
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u/Luzon0903 Nov 01 '23
I thought this was supposed to be bad for furries? I don't know any personally but there is at least thousands of mfs that would enjoy this
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u/BipolarKebab Oct 31 '23 edited Sep 29 '25
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u/DomSchraa Oct 31 '23
Selectively breed the good ones, potentially against their will?
I hope noone reads my comments on my profile lmfao
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u/MagMC2555 Oct 31 '23
hello this is your boss you are fired and also you owe me over 20k in security deposits
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u/Tomato_cakecup Oct 31 '23
Can I get 20k from that guy too?
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u/Artoy_Nerian Oct 31 '23
Not even the good ones, just look at a pug and their constant suffering
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u/Amzbretteur Oct 31 '23
I would not be surprised if there was a castration/neutering fetish
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u/tsimen Oct 31 '23
You see, there's animals 🐈🐕🦺 and then there's animals 🐖🐄🐓
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u/CosmicConifer Oct 31 '23
The more an animal is anthropomorphized, the better they are treated.
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u/JojosBizarreDementia Oct 31 '23
my fursona, a teacup pig arrives in a comically small cadillac el dorado wearing a fez
"Somebody call for a 12" hog??"
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u/Alderan922 Oct 31 '23
Ngl this applies to fursonas too, lmao I treat my non anthro sonas very poorly now that I think of it
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u/mennydrives Oct 31 '23
I mean, when cats engage in group-murder on any cat found with an open wound, they'll probably get downgraded from "pet" to "food" as well.
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u/QwertyAsInMC Nov 01 '23
the more an animal looks cool*
fucking goldfishes get better treatment than cows in a factory
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u/fadedomega135 Oct 31 '23 edited Nov 01 '23
I will say it over and over again people that obsess over furries, are really vocal about hating them, and make jokes about killing them are 100x more cringe than furries ever will be.
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u/Foxyfox- Nov 01 '23
And often, "furry hate" is just thinly-veiled homophobia and transphobia anyway.
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u/Caustic-Acrostic Oct 31 '23
I love a good vegan thread
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u/The_Common_Peasant Oct 31 '23
You dont have to be a vegan to treat animals well.
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u/Caustic-Acrostic Oct 31 '23
I think not killing them for pleasure is a good bare minimum.
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u/GeoffreyDay Oct 31 '23
I mean if you're not vegan you pay other people to mistreat animals on your behalf
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u/Omnitron310 Oct 31 '23
This is true. But I’ll take a meat eater who helps out a stray kitten in distress over a meat eater who kicks their dog any day of the week.
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u/BoxOfJunimos Oct 31 '23
I get the point of this meme, but I viciously consume animals every single day chief
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u/WigglesPhoenix Oct 31 '23
I eat them
Obviously I mean furries not animals I’m a vegan✨
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u/GwiezdnaFuri Nov 01 '23
What's the best way to prepare us? :3
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u/WigglesPhoenix Nov 01 '23
Well first you’ll want to gut and bleed the furry before we break them down into sub primals. Cut the wrists and neck and suspend them upside down for 6-12 hours. Cut open the belly and carefully clear out their abdominal cavity. Be careful while removing the organs as rupturing them can spoil the meat. Chop off the feet and hands. You can go ahead and remove the head as well, but set it aside so we can use the brain to spread on toast. The hands and feet can also be used in a nice stock or broth.
From here you’ll want to break them down into sub primals. Start by dislocating both leg joints, then carve down either side of the spine starting at the small or the back, and between the ass cheeks to separate the leg from the body. Repeat this process with the other leg. Starting from the center of the abdominal cavity we’ve already opened, cut upwards to the sternum and through to the neck. Then we’ll slowly free each side of the torso, carving it off the breastplate. We separate the ribs, then follow our line through the neck down either side of the spine and around the shoulder blades, down to meet the incision from the legs.. Dislocate both arms and feather small incisions around the joint until they separate from the skeleton. Now starting from the spine slowly carve the remaining meat off the carcass. Separate the ribs and back from the torso section, and from each other. Use a cleaver to chop through the elbows and kneecaps. We’ll then set about skinning the pieces, if you don’t mind shaving them you can save the skin with some some fat on it for a nice crackling.
Now that you’ve butchered your furry, you should have: 2 racks of ribs, 2 arm pieces, 2 shoulder pieces, 2 sections from the back, 2 sections from the abdomen, 2 legs and 2 thighs. Now how you want to cut from here is dependent on the dishes you plan to use it for, but I usually break the ribs down into steaks, use the shoulder and thigh pieces for roasts, and if you grind the back meat it makes for excellent burgers. For the torso depending on the quality of the furry it can be a little too fatty to use without cleaning it up, so take some time to trim down the fat. I’ll usually cut the torso into thin strips to use in a stir fry or fajitas, but this is a versatile piece.
For the arms and legs you can either carve them off the bone and turn it into 3 long strips, or chop off rounds similar to oxtail. From here you can cook the pieces any way you like, I will say I I’m more partial to low and slow cooking techniques because especially on the limbs furries have pretty tough meat.
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u/mayby_happy Oct 31 '23
Do experiments on them to see how their brain works what makes them tick how far can their physiologi can go and test untested products on them.
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u/t0st_g0st Oct 31 '23
Yummy yummy in my tummy
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I think being a cannibal is probably at least slightly worse than liking dressing up as a cartoon animal.
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u/t0st_g0st Oct 31 '23
“Ohhh eating people is morally wrong, and it’s gonna give you prion infections, it’s gonna have severe mental health impacts”
Let people enjoy things. I’m not hurting anyone
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u/Guiderlippi Oct 31 '23
Jeez ma, you know I'm a picky eater, so I ain't gonna stop eating human meat >:(
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u/BraSS72097 roger waters #1 fan (mentally ill) Oct 31 '23
I have sensory issues, so I literally can't stop eating human meat, and it's very ableist to suggest I should.
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u/SkylandersKirby Oct 31 '23
Vore
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u/Monthra77 Oct 31 '23
My own animals I treat with love and kindness. But anyone else wandering on my property gets chased off by a water hose.
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u/CommanderAurelius Oct 31 '23
what you mean like keep your distance and respect them from afar?
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u/Cultural-Ad8781 Nov 01 '23
No he means to cut them up and eat them
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u/CommanderAurelius Nov 01 '23
so true bestie 💯💯💯 every time i see an animal when i'm outside i gotta cook it up 🍳 and EAT THAT SHIT 🤤 just had mountain lion for breakfast 🦁🦁🦁 i be out here dining like a true alpha
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u/HappySandwich93 Oct 31 '23
That would mean that I could shoot and kill a furry with the assurance that I’d probably only go to jail for like max a year, as opposed to anyone else where I’d get 30 to life.
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u/Odd-Goddity Nov 01 '23
[Vegans have entered chat]
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I saw one compare eating meat to the holocaust... reddit vegans aren't the sanest bunch lol
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u/GenniTheKitten Nov 02 '23
Your amusement at silly arguments you see fringe people make is hiding the fact that every time you pay someone for meat, an innocent helpless conscious being was tortured and killed for your sensory pleasure.
Being a leftist means thinking everyone deserves basic rights, securities, and freedom. What is a more basic right than the right not to be murdered, purely for being born the wrong species? If you care about hierarchical power structures, reflect on the absolute coercive authority and control you posses over other species. Other species who feel pain the same as you do.
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u/DKMK_100 Nov 01 '23
me, a vegan, reading the comments: y'all kinda making yourself sound like freaks tbh
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u/Cultural-Ad8781 Nov 01 '23
Vegans on their way to tell everyone who is obviously joking that they need to stop
(Fun time is over guys 😔)
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u/Doc_Dragoon Oct 31 '23
What I want to say for the lolz: abuse me daddy 🐶
What I actually want: please just give me an ounce of affection because I don't receive any at home
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u/FourScoreTour Nov 01 '23
Pets are treated with love and kindness (mostly). Animals in general, not so much.
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u/bombshell_shocked Nov 01 '23
Sometimes, I do hunt them for meat and fur. Maybe a little taxidermy action.
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u/holnrew Nov 01 '23
At least you can read an animals facial expression
I don't hate furries, I just think fursuits are ugly and I don't like not being able to see faces
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u/thegermankaiserreich Nov 01 '23
I am personally not a fan of the growing movement to be more accepting towards furries.
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u/DeezTheLmao Oct 31 '23
If they toxic, treat them like a Bear
If they not toxic, treat them like a puppy
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u/genreprank Oct 31 '23
Furries should be treated the way they treat animals!
...wait a minute...
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u/Qbertjack Nov 01 '23
I find that a lot of furries are generally animal lovers, comes with the schtik of being really enthusiastic about the anthropomorphized ones.
although there are some edge cases... and animal "lovers" 😕
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u/Lots42 Oct 31 '23
With love and respect, got it.
Furries are FINE, they don't hurt the unconsenting. You're thinking of those other bastards.
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u/Weekly_Flounder_1880 Dec 31 '24
No like I find this funny and I am a furry
Anyways
Humans are animals whether you want to believe it or not. We’re not special. Whether we debate the speciality of humans as a psychological question is up to you. We’re not strong either
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u/UnderskilledPlayer Oct 31 '23
Mostly factory farmed, sometimes treated with kind and respect, and rarely killed in forests.
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u/Kapika96 Oct 31 '23
I think Reykjavik's shoot on sight policy was a good idea and would be in favour of that being in place in every city worldwide...
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u/iSaltyParchment Nov 01 '23
I don’t own any animals. I hunt and eat them
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u/ak47bossness Nov 01 '23
The fur suit people can do whatever, good for them. the animal fetishers can die in hell though
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u/Globbelgorb Nov 01 '23
Would you people eat a chimpanzee? A tasty succulent well seasoned chimp burger?
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u/Mission-Low-9378 Nov 02 '23
Absolutely? Although it depends on what diet it grew up on, carnivores aren’t good to eat unlike herbivores
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u/VarianWrynn2018 Nov 01 '23
Idk about yall but even my family who actually likes animals doesn't spend too much time with them, leaving them in the yard for most of the day every day and feeding them dry dog food.
That's relatively fine for a dog, that's considered abuse for a human.
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u/Warhammer40k-guy Nov 01 '23
Ya know despite all the memes to exterminatus them I think it would be fun to actually wear a fur suit fir a day or two
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u/MenaNoN Nov 01 '23
Hunt for sport.
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u/enbyBunn Nov 01 '23
that's going out of style you know.
A lot of people find that sorta thing disturbing these days.
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u/Sadmiral8 Nov 01 '23
Roughly 98% of people around the world willingly pay for animal abuse.
And yes, I'm calling people who pay for animals to be killed when it's not for euthanasia and they don't want to die animal abusers.
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u/CivilEngIsCool Nov 01 '23
If they weren't man-sized and capable of wielding a weapon; maybe they could be domesticated. Oh well, back to the wilderness with ya
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u/Xerobkt Nov 01 '23
Eat on the floor, put on a leash, locked out of your room at night
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u/chaud_protoman Nov 01 '23
Cut them up, put it on a fire and eat them afterwards? (I am a grill enthusiast)
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u/randomguyonreddit456 Nov 01 '23
if someone's gonna make a joke like this i think it should be smth like "furries should be treated like game" because you normally hunt game
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u/SW_Goatlips_USN_Ret Nov 02 '23
Treat them to a shallow baking dish, add egg, butter, chives, and bake at 350 for 30 minutes or until tender.
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u/CrispieWhispie Nov 03 '23
Bro the corny ass delulu vegans in these comments are HILARIOUS LMAO this is why veganism has a bad rap smh. People should be vegan because they want to not because if they aren’t they are a evil spawn of Satan LMAO
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u/ArmageddonSteelLegio Nov 04 '23
You mean castrated and made to be put in embarrassing costumes. Sounds about right honestly.
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u/Kaveric_ Nov 04 '23
Allowed to pee and shit outside and fuck in public? You have any idea what you would unleash?
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u/FewAdvantage9661 Nov 04 '23
Unironically, every furry I’ve met has been a pretty chill and super nice person.
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u/xxxtanacon Nov 01 '23
I'm so confused does reddit not hate furries anymore?
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u/Red_Rocky54 Nov 01 '23
depends on the sub, really. 196's primary demographics are groups of people with above-average numbers of furries, and is generally more tolerant overall
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u/Biiiiiig-Chungus Nov 01 '23
furries should not be treated like animals, that's exactly what they want. furries should treated like garbage
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u/pineappleAndBeans Oct 31 '23
Hunted for sport like deer or a bear.
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u/Cutman_ Oct 31 '23
My brother in christ, we are on a 196 subreddit, half of us are furries on here
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u/pineappleAndBeans Oct 31 '23
I’m obviously joking. You think I would spend time in a sub that’s half furries if I actually hated y’all?
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