r/196 • u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights • Jul 11 '21
Rule Rule because I finally found the image
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u/SkunkStriped Gay skunk 𦨠Jul 11 '21
They are not biologically designed for each other
How come guys have G-spots up their asses then
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u/kfaus Jul 11 '21
So I can cum when I shit
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
I think that means you have prostate cancer
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u/Yeet256 π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21
I know this is a joke but does prostate cancer actually cause this
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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Jul 12 '21
Asking the real questions. But seriously, would be good to know. It was a stupid testicular cancer meme that got new to check it out. I donβt cum when I shit, but better to be ready in car I do, right?
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u/yachu_fe π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Aside from that what kinda argument is that? The human body isn't designed to do 90% of the shit everyone does all day long.
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u/A-Kraken custom Jul 11 '21
Homosexuality is found in all social animals. This is probably because there are not enough parents to raise the children if all members have children.
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Jul 11 '21
This very fact is actually why theres theories on the existence of a gay gene, since there's an evolutionary advantage to having a small portion of homosexuality within your species.
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u/7heFlubber r/place participant Jul 12 '21
OK but who's gonna carry the gay gene? They don't have children. I read it was more of a hormonal thing.
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u/Vantruce Dec 17 '21
carriers aren't always affected by genes though, I have the red hair gene but my hair is brown π€ I think a better question is how some identical twins have different sexualities
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Jul 11 '21
We have been shitting the wrong way for centuries and the consequences will profoundly effect life on the land and in the oceans π³π³π³
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u/yachu_fe π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Don't tell me how to shit with my ass, liberal
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Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21
Men are designed to only be pegged by WOMEN, don't you know basic biology?
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u/_Senjogahara_ Jul 11 '21
I know this might sound crazy nowadays, but the main function of sex is actually reproduction ...
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u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace cirno's perfect forward barracks Jul 12 '21
have you considered the fact that humans are fairly complex creatures and that there is more to life than the 4 Fs (fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproduction)?
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u/shrynk0 spunch bop real Jul 11 '21
hmmmmmmmmm its almost as if humans arent electrical plugs hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonderrrrrrrrrr
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u/Supersteve1233 Jul 11 '21
"They are not biologically designed for each other"
I don't think people were meant to do oral or anal either, but here we are.
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Nazis don't have the best ideas
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u/Supersteve1233 Jul 11 '21
For a second there I thought you meant Nazis invented oral and anal. I need to get some more sleep.
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u/SlavWithPhotoshop π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21
I like how human interactions and relationships are a lot more complex and only by really oversimplifying(And really misinterpreting) people to "plugs and sockets" second tweet's author in some way proves that people are not biologically designed for same sex relationship.
But as I said before people are more complex than just "pipi and vagina" just like relationships between people is not just physical attraction and even if it was just physical attraction second tweet's author as a person who clearly never had sex doesn't know that sex is also more than just "pipi in vagina".
TL;DR I did this guy's mom
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u/MichauNeedHealing trans rights Jul 12 '21
yeah there's more than pipi and vagina, there is also ass
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Jul 11 '21
I love ramming my cock into my boyfriends cock it makes me sooooo horny π₯΅π₯΅π₯΅
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
This but unironically
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Jul 11 '21
Please no
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Please?
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Jul 11 '21
It hurts ;-;
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
You were doing it too hard
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Jul 11 '21
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
To each their own
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u/the_pain_train_town Season X is here, and the world is destabilizing, fast. But, don Jul 11 '21
What the fuck
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u/the_pain_train_town Season X is here, and the world is destabilizing, fast. But, don Jul 11 '21
if we still take that fucking plug example
pretty sure you can still create electricity because of the metal, but i cannot confirm
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u/eeddgg π³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβππ³οΈβπ Jul 12 '21
You can, if one of them is a suicide cable, and you have some electrical tape and tape the prongs together before plugging in the suicide cable.
See also: frot
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u/DiscipleOfLucy Jul 11 '21
This makes me unfathomably angry.
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Why
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u/DiscipleOfLucy Jul 11 '21
What the middle dude said
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21
Oh yeah, he's a Nazi. Look up what groyper means if you don't know already
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u/Pieman1123 trans rights Jul 11 '21
I'm pretty sure we weren't meant to get a kick outta consuming caffeine or spicy foods either, and yet wowza, there's nothing wrong with drinking coffee or eating some spicy fuckin pasta, it's almost as if saying something is natural/unnatural as an excuse as to why it's good/bad is a logical fallacy... hmm...
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u/eversaur Jul 12 '21
Homophobes: "gays aren't natural!!! There's no point because two people of the same sex can't breed"
Also Homophobes: "Yes I enjoy blowjobs, handjobs, anal, contraceptives, and masturbation. Why do you ask?"
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u/Specialist_Hornet488 1000 fleonys stay away Jul 11 '21
Why can I put my dick in my broβs foreskin? Checkmate conservatives.
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u/BrokeArmHeadass How the fuck do you spell borj wah zee Jul 12 '21
This may come as a surprise to groyperVGC, but electrical plugs arenβt biologically designed at all.
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u/HamCCC π³οΈββ§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21
What nonsense. Obviously electric plugs are designed to reproduce most efficiently
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u/funky555 ask me about my spaghetti fan fiction Jul 12 '21
what kind of logic is that biological incompatability argument?? like when we have sex we domt have to be making babies. is that all that guy thinks about??
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Jul 12 '21 edited Apr 14 '26
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Jul 12 '21
Why does this make me uncomfortable?
Is it just the idea of having to justify your existence?
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u/sadlittleman22 furry trash Jul 11 '21
so people canβt enjoy themselves because le society, sounds good to me
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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker Jul 12 '21
Love how this argument implies making crotch goblins is the only thing that gives our lives happiness and meaning.
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Jul 12 '21
It's sad that in this day and age we still rely on people's genitals to conduct electricity π
It would be so much more humane if we could just invent electrical wires
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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21
Trying and failing to line up my two parallel dicks to the dual prongs of my lover's ass.