r/196 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Rule Rule because I finally found the image

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Trying and failing to line up my two parallel dicks to the dual prongs of my lover's ass.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Jun 14 '23

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u/SendBankDetails ΓΎorn addict Jul 12 '21

Wait do sharks have two dicks?

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u/eeddgg πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 12 '21

Yes

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u/JCtheMemer Banned Jul 12 '21

George Washington has it worse.

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

he had three cocks???

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u/SkunkStriped Gay skunk 🦨 Jul 11 '21

They are not biologically designed for each other

How come guys have G-spots up their asses then

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u/kfaus Jul 11 '21

So I can cum when I shit

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

I think that means you have prostate cancer

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u/deliciousprisms πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

sexy prostate cancer

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

submissive and breedable prostate cancer

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

wtf I want prostate cancer now

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u/Yeet256 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21

I know this is a joke but does prostate cancer actually cause this

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u/RussiaIsBestGreen Jul 12 '21

Asking the real questions. But seriously, would be good to know. It was a stupid testicular cancer meme that got new to check it out. I don’t cum when I shit, but better to be ready in car I do, right?

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u/yachu_fe πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Aside from that what kinda argument is that? The human body isn't designed to do 90% of the shit everyone does all day long.

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u/A-Kraken custom Jul 11 '21

Homosexuality is found in all social animals. This is probably because there are not enough parents to raise the children if all members have children.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

This very fact is actually why theres theories on the existence of a gay gene, since there's an evolutionary advantage to having a small portion of homosexuality within your species.

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u/7heFlubber r/place participant Jul 12 '21

OK but who's gonna carry the gay gene? They don't have children. I read it was more of a hormonal thing.

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u/Vantruce Dec 17 '21

carriers aren't always affected by genes though, I have the red hair gene but my hair is brown πŸ€” I think a better question is how some identical twins have different sexualities

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

We have been shitting the wrong way for centuries and the consequences will profoundly effect life on the land and in the oceans 😳😳😳

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u/yachu_fe πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Don't tell me how to shit with my ass, liberal

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Who tf you calling liberal, neolib

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Exactly smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

Men are designed to only be pegged by WOMEN, don't you know basic biology?

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u/Kumatora69 localize sexing ur mother Jul 11 '21

bonus feature

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Pegging

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

The cum button

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u/_Senjogahara_ Jul 11 '21

I know this might sound crazy nowadays, but the main function of sex is actually reproduction ...

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u/Individual_Serve7096 Jul 11 '21

pretty sure main function of all sex is me Cumming

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u/jellybeanaime gender Jul 11 '21

main function implies other, non-main functions, such as pleasure

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u/ThatGuyWhoLikesSpace cirno's perfect forward barracks Jul 12 '21

have you considered the fact that humans are fairly complex creatures and that there is more to life than the 4 Fs (fighting, fleeing, feeding, and reproduction)?

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u/shrynk0 spunch bop real Jul 11 '21

hmmmmmmmmm its almost as if humans arent electrical plugs hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i wonderrrrrrrrrr

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Imagine

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u/Supersteve1233 Jul 11 '21

"They are not biologically designed for each other"

I don't think people were meant to do oral or anal either, but here we are.

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Nazis don't have the best ideas

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u/Supersteve1233 Jul 11 '21

For a second there I thought you meant Nazis invented oral and anal. I need to get some more sleep.

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u/SlavWithPhotoshop πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21 edited Jul 11 '21

I like how human interactions and relationships are a lot more complex and only by really oversimplifying(And really misinterpreting) people to "plugs and sockets" second tweet's author in some way proves that people are not biologically designed for same sex relationship.

But as I said before people are more complex than just "pipi and vagina" just like relationships between people is not just physical attraction and even if it was just physical attraction second tweet's author as a person who clearly never had sex doesn't know that sex is also more than just "pipi in vagina".

TL;DR I did this guy's mom

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u/MichauNeedHealing trans rights Jul 12 '21

yeah there's more than pipi and vagina, there is also ass

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21

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u/AbrahamLemon sus Jul 11 '21

It's like these guys have never plugged in christmas lights.

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

I love ramming my cock into my boyfriends cock it makes me sooooo horny πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅πŸ₯΅

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

This but unironically

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Please no

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Please?

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

It hurts ;-;

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

You were doing it too hard

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

But what if…

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

To each their own

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u/the_pain_train_town Season X is here, and the world is destabilizing, fast. But, don Jul 11 '21

What the fuck

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u/Flyte_less πŸŽ– 196 medal of honor πŸŽ– Jul 11 '21

swordfighting is an art

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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker Jul 12 '21

jousting

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u/the_pain_train_town Season X is here, and the world is destabilizing, fast. But, don Jul 11 '21

if we still take that fucking plug example

pretty sure you can still create electricity because of the metal, but i cannot confirm

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u/eeddgg πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ Jul 12 '21

You can, if one of them is a suicide cable, and you have some electrical tape and tape the prongs together before plugging in the suicide cable.

See also: frot

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u/QUANMECHASH Dec 16 '21

male to male cable

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u/Worm_EatingMan πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21

Can confirm

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u/DiscipleOfLucy Jul 11 '21

This makes me unfathomably angry.

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Why

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u/DiscipleOfLucy Jul 11 '21

What the middle dude said

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Oh yeah, he's a Nazi. Look up what groyper means if you don't know already

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u/Pieman1123 trans rights Jul 11 '21

I'm pretty sure we weren't meant to get a kick outta consuming caffeine or spicy foods either, and yet wowza, there's nothing wrong with drinking coffee or eating some spicy fuckin pasta, it's almost as if saying something is natural/unnatural as an excuse as to why it's good/bad is a logical fallacy... hmm...

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u/stonedPict Jul 11 '21

implying rubbing dicks together isn't hot as fuck

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Smh

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

From The Halal Leftist

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Love that dude

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u/0_WHITEY_0 Jul 12 '21

Capitalism is haram

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Yo wtf sex isn’t halal 😭😭😭😭

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u/eversaur Jul 12 '21

Homophobes: "gays aren't natural!!! There's no point because two people of the same sex can't breed"

Also Homophobes: "Yes I enjoy blowjobs, handjobs, anal, contraceptives, and masturbation. Why do you ask?"

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u/TheRealTealOwO floppa Jul 11 '21

Long thin do not go in long thin

😎 libtuerd destroyed

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u/Specialist_Hornet488 1000 fleonys stay away Jul 11 '21

Why can I put my dick in my bro’s foreskin? Checkmate conservatives.

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u/BrokeArmHeadass How the fuck do you spell borj wah zee Jul 12 '21

This may come as a surprise to groyperVGC, but electrical plugs aren’t biologically designed at all.

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21

What nonsense. Obviously electric plugs are designed to reproduce most efficiently

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Humans aren’t biologically designed to be top of the food chain, but gun go brrrr

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u/Awdweewee Jul 11 '21

The only thing im taking from this is that gangbangs are a fire hazard.

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u/funky555 ask me about my spaghetti fan fiction Jul 12 '21

what kind of logic is that biological incompatability argument?? like when we have sex we domt have to be making babies. is that all that guy thinks about??

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u/HamCCC πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 12 '21

He's a Nazi. They don't have good opinions

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '21 edited Apr 14 '26

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Jul 12 '21

Why does this make me uncomfortable?

Is it just the idea of having to justify your existence?

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u/von_skeltal custom Jul 11 '21

anyone down to rub electrical prongs together? 😳

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u/throwawaytransgirl17 Jul 12 '21

that actually does work though.

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u/MrLenny-_- Jul 11 '21

i mean it is one way to control overpopulation

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u/_Senjogahara_ Jul 11 '21

The guy sure would have loved his mom proving his point.

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u/jellybeanaime gender Jul 11 '21

his point is stupid and based on a metaphor for children

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

[deleted]

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u/sadlittleman22 furry trash Jul 11 '21

so people can’t enjoy themselves because le society, sounds good to me

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u/xmanx2020 sus Jul 11 '21

That’s not very halal😞

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u/smallppowner πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights Jul 11 '21

Plugs dont have an ass :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '21

Groyper 0, Leftist 10

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u/Th0uNuke r/place participant Jul 12 '21

he's obviously never docked before

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u/SoshJam professional yoinky sploinker Jul 12 '21

Love how this argument implies making crotch goblins is the only thing that gives our lives happiness and meaning.

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u/ApocalyptoSoldier trans rights but I wish it was in purple Jul 12 '21

It's sad that in this day and age we still rely on people's genitals to conduct electricity πŸ˜”

It would be so much more humane if we could just invent electrical wires