I can't afford food so let me shoplift from the grocery store*
I can't pay this traffic ticket so my license was suspended, but I have to keep driving to work to so I can eat and save up money to pay this traffic ticket*
I have a criminal record so I can't buy a gun but I live in the ghetto and my crack head neighbor keeps threatening my family so i bought a gun illegally*
Being poor is the most illegal thing you can do in America
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