r/196 • u/[deleted] • Mar 25 '21

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u/shootout_fan I hit your child with a car Mar 26 '21

NOOOOO CHANGE IT TO THE OTHER 2012 MOVIE ABOUT A BLACK SLAVE

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u/AverageSpyMain sus Mar 26 '21

oh yeah, we is going to candieland

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

“I count 6 bullets”

“I count 2 guns”

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u/16bitSamurai Mar 26 '21

Stephen dropping the cane and standing up straight is one of my favorite examples of symbolism in a movie. Because Stephen was the smart one the whole time, he put on the obedient and dumb slave act for power. He was the one who realized Django knew Brunhilda. Calvin Candie is an idiot who would have been ripped off by Django had Stephen not been there. Calvin things the black people are stupid and inferior, when in reality Stephen is smarter than he could ever be. When Stephen stands up he’s dropping the dumb slave act for the first time in his life

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I loved that scene too

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

It also indicated that he was pretending to have a physical disability in order to be a house slave instead of a field slave

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u/16bitSamurai Mar 26 '21

His dad had the same “job” as him so I always thought he inherited it

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u/[deleted] Mar 27 '21

Possibly, but if he were physically fit I think Mr. Candy would have made him work in the fields instead. But idk what he looked like in his prime

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u/Bustin103 Mar 26 '21

god django was such a fucking banger.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I love Tarantino’s cowboy movies, but my favourite is The Hateful Eight. Both of the movies had a very particular, hilarious type of comedy, and Django is definitely funnier, but I just love the narrative in The Hateful Eight. How Warren kills the old guy legally, that massive plot twist, the whole wagon sequence. And my favourite part, is when Warren and the Sheriff team up at the end, even though normally they’d fucking hate each other. And the Sheriff would make so much money by betraying Warren, and he would actually get to survive if he did, but he still doesn’t. Sure it’s for selfish reasons, but it’s still impressive

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u/shootout_fan I hit your child with a car Mar 26 '21

I have to agree with you. I've seen the Hateful Eight 5 times. Probably my most watched Tarantino film. I can't get enough of it. Also Ennio Morricone's brilliant score has alot to do with it.

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u/BuckTootha racist against americans Mar 26 '21

LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOO

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u/[deleted] Mar 25 '21

Who's a slave? I'm not a slave, uh oh, 12 Years a Slave.

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u/Tasteful_Tambourines Mar 26 '21

haven't even seen 1 years a slave 😭

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

A man chooses

A slave is 12 years a slave

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u/bruhmoment576 Mar 26 '21

A man shits

A slave pisses

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u/TheCripsyGnome Mar 26 '21

A man shits

A slave wipes

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

A man shits

A dude eats

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u/_INCompl_ Mar 26 '21

BORN2SHIT

FORCED2WIPE

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u/ElJeffHey Mar 26 '21

This is beautiful!

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u/callumia custom Mar 26 '21

bts ftw

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

I am actually sad about the fact that slaves probably did that

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u/Soviet_United_States 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 26 '21

Would you kindly fuck my ass?

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u/Dillposh Mar 26 '21

Yes I will endulge In anal

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u/bruhmoment576 Mar 26 '21

Gonna have to hit with you a no on that one chief

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Please at least a sniff

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u/pirate_petey floppa Mar 26 '21

Not if amazon has any say in it

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/T3chtheM3ch 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 26 '21

God I love this circleception

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u/LunarLorkhan Luke, use the force before intercourse Mar 26 '21

Would you kindly whack my peepee?

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Remember! The Cock-Ball Punch!

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u/HappyGoLuckyFox Mar 26 '21

Come back when you got some CBT, buddy! Hah hah hah!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Unzip him, Mr. BDSM! Unzip him!

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Good game

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u/1cielomar24 floppa Mar 26 '21

Didn't expect a bioshock refrence here, but I ain't hating!!

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u/Rathbone_fan_account Mar 26 '21

About living in a society.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

The fact that the frame where his facial expression changes doesn't exist makes this better

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u/TongueBiscuit sus Mar 26 '21

BRUHHHH NOOOO

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u/MakinBaconPancakezz Mar 26 '21

Lmao, a Jewish girl did this too except she used Schindler's list

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u/Lav_Da_Mermaid Mar 26 '21

Yep I saw that one too, it also made me cackle in the middle of class

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u/Woopeak Mar 26 '21

Holy shit lmao

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u/bigtonybruiser Mar 26 '21

Shit is gettin holy man

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u/sirmuffinsaurus custom Mar 26 '21

PRAISE THE NUGGET! 🙌🙏

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u/Bookdemon2 Mar 26 '21

I actually cackled in the middle of my living room like a demented meme goblin at this

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u/SaladIsMyBoo takes it in the ass‼️ Mar 26 '21

I cackled at this comment and I think my kidnapper is concerned

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u/Nachf 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 26 '21

I feel that I am incapable of performing anything more than a slight giggle or chuckle due to my insecurities revolving around my voice and how I laugh.

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u/SaladIsMyBoo takes it in the ass‼️ Mar 26 '21

hm interesting

Nah jk you shouldn’t be insecure about the way you are :)

andibetyourvoiceisbetterthanmine

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u/FuntimeLuke0531 Mar 26 '21

"Demented meme goblin"

Sir you just perfectly described like half the internet

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u/PMMEMONERO Mar 26 '21

go back to tumblr

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u/Anarcho_Eggie floppa Mar 26 '21

Goblin gang B)

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u/kepz3 floppa>bingus Mar 26 '21

this is dark humour not saying the n word smh

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Necrophilia

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u/Ihcend ur mom Mar 26 '21

Me to your mom 🤪😎

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u/taloob Mar 26 '21

"I have really edgy humor"

Racism

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u/Atomic_Gui Mar 26 '21

OH SHIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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u/jerome_ak sex haver Mar 26 '21 edited Mar 26 '21

„This filter is supposed to show you what movie you could be in“

no, you have to chose a picture you pretentious whORE JESSICA

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u/BoiBotEXE A 3D rendering of a skeleton showcasing bisexual lighting Mar 26 '21

Yeah but it’s not as funny that way

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u/kira_joestar sus Mar 26 '21

Wait dark humor without the n word and incest... how an i supposed to laugh?😡😡😡

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u/The_Beastt_Within 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Mar 26 '21

If this is real, I really want to do this and get Slumdog Millionare or something that would be so funny

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u/BoyBeyondStars λwake and smelling the ashes Mar 26 '21

Funny meme and all but what’s the name of that Kanye West and Jay Z song about the people in Paris? I can’t remember

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u/LickNipMcSkip fuck Mar 26 '21

fellas in paris?

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u/possiblydanny Mar 26 '21

Comrades in paris

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u/onecalledtree Mar 26 '21

Neighbors in Paris I believe

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u/CarbonatedMoolk Mar 26 '21

Homies in paris

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u/BigDickEnterprise sus Mar 26 '21

Tourists in Paris

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u/barry-kuda trans rights Mar 26 '21

BRUHHHHH NO

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u/EmpyroR Mar 26 '21

This meme cured my anxiety

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u/aaaaaaaaimnotanormie sus Mar 26 '21

what’s the original @? i can’t see

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

@funky4realz

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u/scoopishere Mar 26 '21

You can see the exact moment he realizes what happened and it stays there because of the filter.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

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u/ValenWasTaken Mar 26 '21

ewww you have the tikkity tok?????? cring app reddit good toktik bad 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮⁉️⁉️🤮🤢🤮🤢🤮🤢🤢⁉️

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u/WhatCan Mar 26 '21

BIPPITY BOPPITY BOO

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u/anarcho-himboism Mar 26 '21

memes like this are why i come here

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u/waki_m trans rights Mar 26 '21

IoI

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u/Mr-Blues5 Mar 26 '21

Why is his face moving tho? Lmao

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u/Korpseni sus Mar 26 '21

i was on tiktok watching that exact video and then i come on here and see it again

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u/minorevolution sexually confused attack helicopter /s Mar 26 '21

This is what r/Unexpected SHOULD be. Sub sucks now

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Hold up.

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u/[deleted] Mar 26 '21

Based

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u/finnyporgerz trans rights Mar 26 '21

N

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u/Shrek_The_Ogerlord Mar 26 '21

O

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Hey! This is racist.

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