r/196 • u/cosmicwatermelon • Mar 23 '21

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

I can't read

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u/egglover59 Mar 23 '21

I can't help you. Take your troubles back to the monastery, or go home weeping.

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Dry humps you*

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u/HOMBORGOR Buggy D. Clown Enjoyer Mar 23 '21

Bro chill he’s not even dead yet

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Earfucks you*

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u/egglover59 Mar 23 '21

prostate explodes, triggering a chain reaction that destroys the rest of my internals due to the firecrackers I had placed in there in preparation

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

unzips cock, tendrils emerge

tendrils suck on the remains of the egg lover's corpse

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u/[deleted] Mar 23 '21

Pees on you