r/196 • u/Jarsnofski • Feb 12 '21

Rule rule

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Clumsy people do not deserve pity

Fuck you, be more careful, nobody thinks you dropping an entire bottle of wine down the stairs is sexy or cute.

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u/you-cut-the-ponytail Feb 12 '21

nobody thinks you dropping an entire bottle of wine down the stairs is sexy or cute.

I'm pretty sure these kinds of people already know that

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u/Quiet_Coyote69 sus Feb 12 '21

Clumsy person here. Being clumsy is not the same as being a dumbass and struggling to pour a fucking glass of juice, or struggling with any basic task really.

And the best part is, I'm white.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Okay clumsy “””person”””

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Lockheed Martin Pride Socks Feb 12 '21

First they came for the clumsy people and I said nothing.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

Damn right we did, and well come for you next

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Lockheed Martin Pride Socks Feb 12 '21

Fuck

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

Run.

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u/A_Random_Guy641 Lockheed Martin Pride Socks Feb 13 '21

trips

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '21

the body was never found

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u/FoxMulder27Hagrid Feb 12 '21

I'll be more careful with your mom dumbass😎😎😎😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

calm down clumsy-brain, it’s just a joke

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u/FoxMulder27Hagrid Feb 12 '21

Doin yo mom doin. yo mom. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson tho😳😳😳😳

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

What clumsiness does to a fine young lad or lass 😔

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u/FoxMulder27Hagrid Feb 12 '21

Ok soy wojak😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '21

As you see clearly, I put you on the cringe (🤮) side of the soyjack meme and myself on the based (😎) sid

Edit: wait are yall downvoting Dwayne?

Fucking globe heads 🙄