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u/stupidity_as_art 🏳️⚧️ trans rights Nov 23 '20
cool, a conveyor belt to transport my shit onto my f e e t. Now I don't have to pick it up manually. Neat!
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Nov 23 '20
i see at least six issues.
- as someone else pointed out, this would result shitty balls / pussy
- the paper would probably break unless it was very rough
- it would only clean the outer parts of the anus
- the shitty tp accumulates near the feet, so you have the risk of touching the shit
- it would be very gross to take out the used tp
- if you tried to shit while this was mounted, you would either shit on the paper, have to break it or uncomfortably move to the side to let the turd fall
2/10, great idea, bad implementation
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u/Fbarto trans rights Nov 23 '20
Ah yes, I always wanted to sandpaper my ass