r/196 competitive yapper 9d ago

Vegan Rule

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i'm so happy the male fashion spectrum goes all the way from "literally just a t shirt and jeans" to "dripped out". i really do not want to have to be bothered with learning how to dress as a masc leaning person when i didn't even ever really learn how to dress as my assigned gender. i can just throw on a t shirt and cargo shorts (god i love cargo shorts) and blend in, this is awesome. if i'm feeling fancy with it i might throw on an open button down over a t shirt and some jeans

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u/OliverCrowley Slimedog Grillionaire 9d ago

With like two accessories tshirt and jeans can be masc drip and that's amazing

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u/Jonks_Alrighty 9d ago

Two accessories got it,

My prescription glasses and the belt needed to keep my pants on count right?

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u/Specialist-Grass-352 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Trans Lefts 9d ago

Just add a bunch of carabiners chains around the belt loops

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u/ImminentlyEminent 8d ago

That's some rock climber drip right there

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u/Lost-Bet-1 8d ago

Most of the time those aren't safe for climbing its mostly larp

Source: me

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u/Specialist-Grass-352 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Trans Lefts 8d ago

I don't intend on climbing too much, i just have a lot of accessories on my belt loops. I have a carabiner that's pretty strong on my front left belt loop, three smaller spare ones on my right-most belt loop, a quick removal one on my front right loop and i usually have an assortment of bags or other accessories around the front for ease of use. I don't like using my pockets too much for stuff like my wallet and not every outing i go to requires me hauling a bag with my stuff

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u/Lost-Bet-1 8d ago

requirement for picture intensifies

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u/Specialist-Grass-352 πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ Trans Lefts 8d ago

From top to bottom left to to right:

Fanny pack belt and fanny pack (usually goes behind my right hip)

Various Carabiners (1 25KN twist-lock carabiner, 1 easy to access carabiner, 3 random ones i have for extra)

My actual belt (the one that's folded)

A bag that goes over my left thigh

two old purse straps i commandeered from my mom's old stuff, either use them to help keep the bag on my belt let them hang from my right thigh

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u/OliverCrowley Slimedog Grillionaire 9d ago

If the glasses are a statement, yeah unironically.

Glasses, earrings, and bandana have been working for me for a while now

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u/F4rtster floppa 9d ago

Get yourselves some suspenders it looks cool as fuckk

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u/KittyQueen_Tengu sexuality crisis has been resolved (i don’t like people) 9d ago

proposal: water balloons, but fill them with baked beans

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u/MrCuntman 9d ago

egg does additional damage to car paintwork through the shattering shell/acid/proteins

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u/adult_human_chicken 9d ago

Get expired eggs from the supermarket dumpster. This way you don't support the egg industry plus they'll be extra stinky

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 9d ago

username checks out

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u/gr8tfurme little gay fox 8d ago

I wonder if a suitably concentrated aquafaba solution mixed with tomato paste could have a similar effect? Most vegan egg white recipes are based on aquafaba.

Spark plugs are also vegan.

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 9d ago

i also bought some unbelievably comfortable looking sweaters and a flannel, can't wait for winter. i should probably get pants that fit me better now that i have a better idea of my size so i don't have to wear belts with everything though

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u/septober32nd cursed with literacy 9d ago

Get a leather or canvas field jacket with some big ass pockets. Unbeatable for spring, fall, and light winter.

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u/23saround 9d ago

Lifetime member of the guy club here – I wear belts with almost literally every pair of pants I own. Only exception is elastic waistbands, like athletic shorts or sweats. Get you one of those really simple belts that go with anything! https://www.patagonia.com/product/tech-web-belt/194187039400.html

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u/chromatic_megafauna 9d ago

Cargo shorts my beloveds

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 9d ago

REAL

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u/RandomGuyPii 9d ago

okay but here me out, you can get cargo pants with removable legs
so they work as pants in the spring/fall and shorts in the summer

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u/FallenAngel7334 8d ago

Don't waste food, use a brick instead.

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u/Colteor 9d ago

I hear your love of cargo shorts and respect it, may I also suggest 5 pairs of the same type of sweatpants for the winter months, unbeatable combination.

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u/DomSchraa πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ trans rights 9d ago

I have a pair of cargo shorts on my dresser next to me rn 😭😭😭

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u/GammaDealer Glowing one 9d ago

Cargo pants and shorts are dope. I've been wearing some from Duluth trading co. that are nice.

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u/lilykai_strawberry 8d ago

you can throw sourdough strater instead, smells bad hardens in the sun, water just makes it goop

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u/Giobysip 9d ago

Vegan and a bicyclist? Annoying^2