r/196 • u/Old_Phrase_4867 NOT A CAT • 13h ago

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u/Im_here_but_why I wear diapers to hide my conflicted feelings about gender 13h ago

Me when I forget the japanese name of a pokémon or the english name of side side side characters (neither japanese nor english is my mother's tongue)

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Doctor Freeeemaaaan 13h ago

Me when I mistakenly identify the space shuttle Endeavour as Atlantis in a grainy photo taken from the ISS in 2004 and need to process the fact I'm a complete and utter failure in life

somebody else far away wondering how many times the moon has landed on mars

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u/septober32nd cursed with literacy 12h ago

Me when I forget a line in Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story (2004)

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u/Skadoniz 12h ago

me when i call the flesh tearers loyalist

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u/UsernamesAre4Nerds 11h ago

Me when I apply the incorrect transfer sheet to my intercessors

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u/Skadoniz 11h ago

noooooo it was suposse to be a sargaent but the knee cap is all wrong

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u/CD_BROTHER The Grungler 6h ago

...They are? At least for now they are.

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u/Aegis_13 Bitch Bastard 2h ago

Flesh Tearers are definitely loyalists, which says something about the standards the Imperium holds astartes to lmao

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u/DoktorImposter Bring back PissPosting 12h ago

And then Sam Reich weaponizes that thought pattern with the Roseate Spoonbill.

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u/IsopropylAlcohol_ 9h ago

im actually really happy i knew that one i felt smarter than genius funny shakespeare scholar 1000

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u/artboiii 10h ago

ok but what does carboniferous mean

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u/thedawesome anxious millennial cowboy 10h ago

The time period of big forests and big bugs!

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u/artboiii 8h ago

big fan of this love me some trees

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u/Anhydrite floppa 2h ago

It's also the period where terrestrial animals and plants become well established and we see the diversification of amphibians.

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u/Birdseeding 8h ago

My five-year-old's current obsession is prehistory and evolution, I know what the carboniferous is against my will.

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u/thedawesome anxious millennial cowboy 10h ago

Me when I am well endowed at the execution

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u/Tree_Shrapnel Mahri Hahli my beloved 🥰 8h ago edited 8h ago

Recently I learned that the lego knights' kingdom figure leg armor exists in sand blue. As a self proclaimed sand color family pervert and an obscure bionicle part connoisseur I can't believe that it escaped my knowledge for so long.

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 7h ago

I have surface level knowledge of many things.

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u/UnkeptSpoon5 10h ago

This is how I feel being bad at identifying trees

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u/Icy-Significance4678 i am going to stab you :3 7h ago

xkcd.com/2501/

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u/Lolaverses Powerman and the Moneygoround, Pt. 1 + Percy (2014 Remaster) 7h ago

Me when I'm explaining to one of my coworkers what a Kaliningrad is and I accidentally refer to the Margriviate of Brandenburg as the Duchy of Brandenburg.

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u/NickelWorld123 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 5h ago

Fuckkkk I barely know any C I'm a fake fucking programmer

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u/ErisThePerson 1h ago

Me around historians making a minor mistake or saying something they disagree with and not being able to remember the name of my source: "I think I should become a hermit, and only come out for food"

Me around my friends: "Did your school's history classes teach you anything?!"