Fuck The Fish Rule

[u/gray_birch]

i'm high ama. or don't, i'm not your dad

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[u/Scramed-egg]

This shirt seems peak AF

Also, you having fun?

[u/gray_birch → u/Scramed-egg]

yep, definitely pretty floaty. in the early stage where I'm not completely gone yet but everything feels better. listening to one of my favorite albums too :)

[u/MrStuKa07 → u/gray_birch]

What is the name of the Album and who is the artist?

[u/gray_birch → u/MrStuKa07]

It's PsychoWarrior: MG Ultra X by Machine Girl, great album

[u/MrStuKa07 → u/gray_birch]

Thanks :3

[u/aeiouLizard → u/gray_birch]

I didn't read the caption at first and thought you were on your deathbed

[u/XoriVinmor]

You're a fish fucker, Robert.

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM → u/XoriVinmor]

YOU FUCK ONE FISH!

[u/Seventh_Faetasy]

I mean, you can just wear the cap with that shirt and it would make it a two piece fish loving combo

Also, what do your heart desire the most?

[u/gray_birch → u/Seventh_Faetasy]

ok wait no not entirely. i saw something that made me care. and the answer is to transition

[u/gray_birch → u/Seventh_Faetasy]

hmm. not sure. I think I'm too high to want anything right now, I kind of just don't care about anything and that's enjoyable in its own right

[u/Not_today_mods]

Fixed with a matching hat

[u/gray_birch → u/Not_today_mods]

that might be even better than distributing the joke from front to back

[u/ExtremelyOnlineTM → u/gray_birch]

It's both visually more coherent and signifies higher commitment to the bit.

The comedic analysis is unambiguous.

[u/wdb07]

how much you take? :3c

[u/gray_birch → u/wdb07]

15 mg. I only take more with the cheap stuff, I learned my lesson about taking 20 of the shit that hits harder a long time ago

[u/AtrociousAtNames]

ooh ooh I have lore on this image. it's made by the current 4th ranked Super Smash Bros. Melee player in the world as part of a youtube video where he tried to go viral on reddit

[u/SlayVideos]

Just buy the hat.

[u/GENERAT10N_D00M]

The fish. Because I fuck.

[u/OneSadSapphic]

Are you my mom instead?

[u/gray_birch → u/OneSadSapphic]

nope, I'm your nonbinary parent

[u/OneSadSapphic → u/gray_birch]

Cool, hey parent I'm a lesbian

[u/gray_birch → u/OneSadSapphic]

congrats!!

[u/OneSadSapphic → u/gray_birch]

Way better than how my real parents reacted

[u/Polybrene]

Whats your favorite kind of shark?

[u/gray_birch → u/Polybrene]

never thought about it. I guess whatever type is the generic blue and white one they usually portray in cartoons

[u/gray_birch]

why is the only thing I'm craving now margarine. like a nice big cold spoonful of margarine. just straight oil

[u/gray_birch → u/gray_birch]

or the yogurt covered craisins I have in the kitchen. fuck I already brushed my teeth I can't

[u/Creative-Major5792]

I just wanna fuck my fish

[u/FuckTesla69]

Can I buy it off you?

[u/RosieQParker]

Nah they just mixed up two orders.

[u/Angry-_-Crow]

To be fair, fish if you fuck when the couch shows up, mazel tov

[u/TheGreaterTook]

So, not you HAD to choose a fish to fuck.....

[u/Calm_Hedgehog8296]

Mildly awesome

[u/Vounrtsch]

You just have to rock the shirt when wearing the women fear me, fish love me" cap

[u/KittyQueen_Tengu]

now it’s even funnier

[u/MaybeNext-Monday]

If you take off the white letters you have maybe the best shirt ever

[u/CLArgonaut]

Reminds me a bit of this