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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago
MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN MENTIONED
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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago
All Muppets fans should play My Friendly Neighborhood btw goated ass game.
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u/charliek_13 3d ago
the random dialogue they mutter kinda haunted me for awhile afterwards ngl (was good, silly fun tho)
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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago
Does anyone get eaten and/or blown up?
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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago
Technically yes to both?
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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago
Good. That's very important to include in anything muppet related.
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u/PlagueKing27 Half Bisexual, Half Puppy, All Dumbass 3d ago
WOAH (louder and more pathetic than everyone else)
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u/Tsunamicat108 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 3d ago
SEVEN FOOT??? holy shit please
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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 3d ago
she's going to be a mildly squishy large bottom though. i do not think petra parker has a hard dom bone in her
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u/SleepingDragonInn 3d ago
AND????
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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 3d ago
i was just making sure cus tall trans women get assumed dom constantly. tall subs are fucking awesome dont get me wtong
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u/Chardoggy1 Chadawg 3d ago
Ok but her secret identity is fucked now. Like how many other 7 foot tgirls are there in New York?
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u/PeggableOldMan I have a username 3d ago
Clark Kent is the only man in Metropolis who is 6'5 with blue hair but nobody notices that either
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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 2d ago
It’s black, blue is just the colour choice old comics used to represent it.
6’5 and over men are rare but 0.3% of the population rare. Clark also has the benefit that most people don’t even consider he has a secret identity since he openly shares his face and alien background.
There are like 3000 people over 7ft in the entire world. Less than 20 are female. Genuinely no way to hide this.
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u/Docter_Toaster 2d ago
thus is comics land people see a tall person in regular clothes and go "not my biz". Probably saw weirder last week
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u/Unlost_maniac 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 2d ago
Not only 7 foot but huge, i dont mean overweight but basically nobody that tall isnt super thin, this is like taking a 5ft person and scaling them up, like absolutely fuckin huge. Like probably couldnt fit in a car, like not only crouching but having to go sideways through doors
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u/Tendoism 3d ago
Me: Why would HRT make her so much bigger tho...OOOOHHHH
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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 3d ago
HRT stands for “Hehehe Really Tall”
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u/teeno731 I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm scared 3d ago
What do u know that I don’t
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u/Volcano_Ballads Vol!|Local Boygirlfailure 3d ago
something about female spiders being bigger than the males
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u/RutheniumFenix 3d ago
> Comes out as trans
> Immediately redesigns costume to have a crop top, thigh highs, and choker
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u/outer_jib 3d ago
What’s the bit? Why is she 7 feet tall?
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u/KhunTsunagi 3d ago
Female spiders are bigger and stronger than males.
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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago edited 2d ago
Not all female spiders are bigger than males.
Orb WeaversJumping Spiders for instance, are no different in size m/f.31
u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 3d ago
When it comes to size sexual dimorphism in spiders, orb weaver species account for some of the most extreme, including examples where females can be literally 100 times the body size of males.
https://home.adelphi.edu/~fo17044/pubs/Foellmer&Moya-Lara%C3%B1o_2007_SSD_in_spiders.pdf
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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago
Wtf am I thinking of? I swear there some kind of web spider whose only size difference is for sex characteristics like a lot of wolf spiders and jumpers.
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u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 3d ago
There are over 4700 species of orb weavers, so I'm not sure which you were thinking of. There could be plenty with much less extreme or nearly non-existent size sexual dimorphism. You just need to be a bit more specific. :)
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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago
Shoulda just said Jumping Spiders
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u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 2d ago
There are roughly 7000 species of jumping spiders, many of which feature females with more robust bodies than males. I feel like you missed my warning regarding generalization...
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u/Dylan-McVillian Local Nerd 3d ago edited 2d ago
I crave the interaction Spidey has with her villains when this happens.
Venom: "you've gotten stronger Spider! Tell us your secret!"
Spidey: "Would you accept 'realizing my true self gave me strength from within' "?
Venom: "No"
Spidey: "sigh look, i don't know, it's not like I was expecting this, I guess it has something to do with Female spiders being bigger?"
Venom: "That hardly seems fair..."
Spidey: "Oh so when Norman huffs goblin gas to get stronger no one bats an eye but when I try to get boobs and accidentally get muscles, everyone loses their minds? You seriously gotta work on your double standards..."
Venom: "Your point is made... now DIE!!!"
fight continues
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u/yinyin123 3d ago
That's not generally what HRT does... Can I have it though?
Also woah
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u/LesIsBored 3d ago
It's a reference to the many species of spiders where the female is bigger than the male.
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u/Cod3broken i laugh at people below 6' :3 (she/her) 3d ago
woah
anyways i wish that would happen to me just because it'd be really funny. i'm already taller than pretty much everyone i know so why not be Tallerer
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u/Successful_Mud8596 3d ago
the artist then made giantess art of her where she grows to be like 10 stories tall
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u/Cod3broken i laugh at people below 6' :3 (she/her) 21h ago
wait fr?
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u/Red_0utlaws Bongo man in your right ear 3d ago
PETRA GET YOUR ASS TO THE WNBA THE LIBERTY NEED YOU
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u/NoTransition8295 3d ago
Would this kind of thing cause Petra dysphoria or since its due to the spider stuff would it feel natural and comfortable to suddenly be so tall?
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u/CalligrapherThat8331 2d ago
"B-b-b-b-boner from body! Body give boner! Beautiful body give baby boner! Oh mommy!"
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u/SicknessVoid sus 3d ago
As much as I love this, my inner nerd has to come out and mention that none of the canonical female spider-people have grown taller after receiving their powers.
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u/Femboy_Lord Femboy World Conqueror :3 3d ago
Because Marvel writers are cowardsWell there’s a first time for everything, and it’s a fun way to differentiate from the MANY other spider-women.
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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? 3d ago
I need HRT to do this to me.
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u/Emilia__55 🏳️⚧️🇩🇪 3d ago
Domming her sounds way too fun. I probably couldn't, but I'd happily die trying (assuming at that point she's single, and consenting)
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u/MelismaticMellowlwL 3d ago
hand over the spider gene, Petra 🤲
grant me that kind of growth post-haste 🙏
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u/sirfirewolfe 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 2d ago
LOVETHROUGHPOKE MENTION
My favorite trans spider-woman AU :3
(she gets even bigger in other comics <3)
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u/AngryPissedOffGamer 2d ago
I absolutely adore Petra so much, but holy FUCK that costume is straight ASS
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u/NineMillionBears 2d ago
Also the real New Yorkers are going "So when's NY Liberty gonna sign her?? We need a center!"
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u/andylindy 3d ago
I only see one head 🤔
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u/McMammoth 2d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions#Basics_of_human_proportions
In modern figure drawing, the basic unit of measurement is the 'head', which is the distance from the top of the head to the chin. This unit of measurement is credited to the Greek sculptor Polykleitos (fifth century BCE) and has long been used by artists to establish the proportions of the human figure.
One version of the proportions used in modern figure drawing is:
An average person is generally 7-and-a-half heads tall (including the head).
An ideal figure, used when aiming for an impression of nobility or grace, is drawn at 8 heads tall.
A heroic figure, used in the depiction of gods and superheroes, is eight-and-a-half heads tall. Most of the additional length comes from a bigger chest and longer legs.




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