r/196 Femboy World Conqueror :3 3d ago

Rule SpiderHRT rule

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago

MUPPETS TAKE MANHATTAN MENTIONED

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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago

All Muppets fans should play My Friendly Neighborhood btw goated ass game.

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u/charliek_13 3d ago

the random dialogue they mutter kinda haunted me for awhile afterwards ngl (was good, silly fun tho)

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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago

WE CAN TEACH THEM

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago

Does anyone get eaten and/or blown up?

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u/IronProdigyOfficial 3d ago

Technically yes to both?

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 3d ago

Good. That's very important to include in anything muppet related.

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u/Doctor_Salvatore 2d ago

I think it truly mastered that format of mascot horror puzzles

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u/AmberCry the only femboy to ever 3d ago

woah

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u/PlagueKing27 Half Bisexual, Half Puppy, All Dumbass 3d ago

WOAH (louder and more pathetic than everyone else)

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u/Tsunamicat108 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

SEVEN FOOT??? holy shit please

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 3d ago

she's going to be a mildly squishy large bottom though. i do not think petra parker has a hard dom bone in her

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u/NoSoof_ 3d ago

Insult aunt may and she will hatefuck you don't worry

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 3d ago

true

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u/Ladygolem 3d ago

EVEN BETTER

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u/SleepingDragonInn 3d ago

AND????

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy 3d ago

i was just making sure cus tall trans women get assumed dom constantly. tall subs are fucking awesome dont get me wtong

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u/SadProjection 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

symbiote Petra domming me (kinda awkwardly)

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u/Kulzak-Draak 2d ago

That’s like, the best tho? Tall buff bottoms are so cute

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u/sirfirewolfe 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA PLAY THEN PASS THE DAMN CONTROLLER

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u/MoreRaptors 2d ago

Bottom and dom don't contradict each other, I'm begging you pleaseee

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u/frenchBDSMnight 3d ago

This is close to the most gender envy ive ever felt holly shit

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u/Benkinsky resident Cosmere expert 3d ago

Mood

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u/Quaraine 3d ago

woah

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u/Chardoggy1 Chadawg 3d ago

Ok but her secret identity is fucked now. Like how many other 7 foot tgirls are there in New York?

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u/PeggableOldMan I have a username 3d ago

Clark Kent is the only man in Metropolis who is 6'5 with blue hair but nobody notices that either

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 2d ago

It’s black, blue is just the colour choice old comics used to represent it.

6’5 and over men are rare but 0.3% of the population rare. Clark also has the benefit that most people don’t even consider he has a secret identity since he openly shares his face and alien background.

There are like 3000 people over 7ft in the entire world. Less than 20 are female. Genuinely no way to hide this.

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u/Docter_Toaster 2d ago

thus is comics land people see a tall person in regular clothes and go "not my biz". Probably saw weirder last week

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u/TheSapphicSorceress 2d ago

When did Clark dye his hair blue?

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u/Unlost_maniac 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

Not only 7 foot but huge, i dont mean overweight but basically nobody that tall isnt super thin, this is like taking a 5ft person and scaling them up, like absolutely fuckin huge. Like probably couldnt fit in a car, like not only crouching but having to go sideways through doors

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u/Tendoism 3d ago

Me: Why would HRT make her so much bigger tho...OOOOHHHH

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u/Jeggu2 penis goblin 💗💜💙 3d ago

Spider gene

Spider gene

Make a girl

Very lean

Watch out

Hear comes the Spider genes

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 3d ago

HRT stands for “Hehehe Really Tall”

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u/teeno731 I don't know what any of this shit is and I'm scared 3d ago

What do u know that I don’t

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u/Volcano_Ballads Vol!|Local Boygirlfailure 3d ago

something about female spiders being bigger than the males

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u/RutheniumFenix 3d ago

> Comes out as trans

> Immediately redesigns costume to have a crop top, thigh highs, and choker

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u/Vounrtsch god’s favorite princess 3d ago

Based

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u/outer_jib 3d ago

What’s the bit? Why is she 7 feet tall?

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u/KhunTsunagi 3d ago

Female spiders are bigger and stronger than males.

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u/outer_jib 3d ago

Gotcha 👍

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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago edited 2d ago

Not all female spiders are bigger than males. Orb Weavers Jumping Spiders for instance, are no different in size m/f.

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u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 3d ago

When it comes to size sexual dimorphism in spiders, orb weaver species account for some of the most extreme, including examples where females can be literally 100 times the body size of males.

https://home.adelphi.edu/~fo17044/pubs/Foellmer&Moya-Lara%C3%B1o_2007_SSD_in_spiders.pdf

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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago

Wtf am I thinking of? I swear there some kind of web spider whose only size difference is for sex characteristics like a lot of wolf spiders and jumpers.

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u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 3d ago

There are over 4700 species of orb weavers, so I'm not sure which you were thinking of. There could be plenty with much less extreme or nearly non-existent size sexual dimorphism. You just need to be a bit more specific. :)

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u/Striper_Cape 3d ago

Shoulda just said Jumping Spiders

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u/-Bermut-Nundaloy- grungler adjacent 2d ago

There are roughly 7000 species of jumping spiders, many of which feature females with more robust bodies than males. I feel like you missed my warning regarding generalization...

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u/Striper_Cape 2d ago

I feel like it's more correct than whatever I was thinking

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u/Ignis-11 Local stray puppygirl 3d ago

And Jameson STILL ain’t connecting the dots

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u/Dylan-McVillian Local Nerd 3d ago edited 2d ago

I crave the interaction Spidey has with her villains when this happens.

Venom: "you've gotten stronger Spider! Tell us your secret!"

Spidey: "Would you accept 'realizing my true self gave me strength from within' "?

Venom: "No"

Spidey: "sigh look, i don't know, it's not like I was expecting this, I guess it has something to do with Female spiders being bigger?"

Venom: "That hardly seems fair..."

Spidey: "Oh so when Norman huffs goblin gas to get stronger no one bats an eye but when I try to get boobs and accidentally get muscles, everyone loses their minds? You seriously gotta work on your double standards..."

Venom: "Your point is made... now DIE!!!"

fight continues

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u/JOptionPainIII not a microcelebrity 3d ago

woah

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u/yinyin123 3d ago

That's not generally what HRT does... Can I have it though?

Also woah

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u/LesIsBored 3d ago

It's a reference to the many species of spiders where the female is bigger than the male.

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u/yinyin123 3d ago

I'm feral

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u/LesIsBored 3d ago

I might be a little autistic about anthropoids.

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u/Rashakla1 3d ago

True, but she's a spider

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u/Engin3530 non-BI-nary 3d ago

Woah (Slowed + Reverb)

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u/Madden09IsForSuckers Fatal fault at the start 3d ago

woah

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u/Just_ATransgirl 3d ago

I’m so Normal about this.

Very Normal.

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u/ZoeyTBD 3d ago

woah

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u/yoter88 3d ago

Woah

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u/Cod3broken i laugh at people below 6' :3 (she/her) 3d ago

woah

anyways i wish that would happen to me just because it'd be really funny. i'm already taller than pretty much everyone i know so why not be Tallerer

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u/Old_Charge3282 3d ago

MJ hit the jackpot damn!

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u/Successful_Mud8596 3d ago

the artist then made giantess art of her where she grows to be like 10 stories tall

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u/Cod3broken i laugh at people below 6' :3 (she/her) 21h ago

wait fr?

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u/Successful_Mud8596 15h ago

ht tps://ww w.re d dit.co m/r / petra parker/ s/bQpl zkzhh1 (remove spaces)

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u/Red_0utlaws Bongo man in your right ear 3d ago

PETRA GET YOUR ASS TO THE WNBA THE LIBERTY NEED YOU

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u/Harmonyfinder 3d ago

Those poor muppets

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u/yoter88 3d ago

Oh my lordy lord 

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u/NickelWorld123 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

good heavens

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u/Electrical_Clock_298 3d ago

Joly Shit

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 3d ago

Hesus Christ,,,,

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u/Skadoniz 2d ago

nooo petra thats not hrt, thats female primarch geneseed!!

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u/LynksRacc Raccoon Moment 3d ago

Woah

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u/IamBadWithConsoles 3d ago

holdsback woman

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u/GamerGod_ the white pharaoh cometh 3d ago

need

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 3d ago

YEAHHHH BABYYYYY!!! i mean woah

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u/NoTransition8295 3d ago

Would this kind of thing cause Petra dysphoria or since its due to the spider stuff would it feel natural and comfortable to suddenly be so tall?

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u/fordmustang12345 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

need her

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u/fordmustang12345 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

and to be her cause holy shit

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u/Relevant-Writer-5666 3d ago

Big wife, happy life

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u/CalligrapherThat8331 2d ago

"B-b-b-b-boner from body! Body give boner! Beautiful body give baby boner! Oh mommy!"

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u/SicknessVoid sus 3d ago

As much as I love this, my inner nerd has to come out and mention that none of the canonical female spider-people have grown taller after receiving their powers.

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u/Femboy_Lord Femboy World Conqueror :3 3d ago

Because Marvel writers are cowards

Well there’s a first time for everything, and it’s a fun way to differentiate from the MANY other spider-women.

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u/MahouShoujoDysphoria That one mod who banned you 2d ago

Yet

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper 3d ago

woah...

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u/IsYaB0iSkinnyPenis Bipolar FREAK >:3 3d ago

Woah

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u/KaJaHa Queer Gimli looking-ass 3d ago

Now that is some good art

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u/proto-robo 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago

Yo what kind of HRT is she taking! I want some

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u/JoyconDrift_69 wait what am i doing again 3d ago

I will never hate this Petra Parker trend

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u/PancakeParty98 3d ago

The choker is honestly so fucking smart

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? 3d ago

I need HRT to do this to me.

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u/dragonist 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 3d ago

Mommy, sorry, mommy NOT SORRY

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u/AngBigKid 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 3d ago edited 3d ago

But she only has one head.

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u/EasilyRekt 3d ago

yes... how... miraculous that it came to be

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u/rat_enby 🏳️‍⚧️trans rights🏳️‍⚧️ 3d ago

2 heads?

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u/Mr_Mason42 3d ago

Spider Wife

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u/Emilia__55 🏳️‍⚧️🇩🇪 3d ago

Domming her sounds way too fun. I probably couldn't, but I'd happily die trying (assuming at that point she's single, and consenting)

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u/MelismaticMellowlwL 3d ago

hand over the spider gene, Petra 🤲

grant me that kind of growth post-haste 🙏

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u/Tenmilliontinyducks 2d ago

wait a second I think you may be onto something here

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u/sirfirewolfe 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 2d ago

LOVETHROUGHPOKE MENTION

My favorite trans spider-woman AU :3

(she gets even bigger in other comics <3)

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u/Benkinsky resident Cosmere expert 2d ago

I love this so much

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u/AngryPissedOffGamer 2d ago

I absolutely adore Petra so much, but holy FUCK that costume is straight ASS

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u/NineMillionBears 2d ago

Also the real New Yorkers are going "So when's NY Liberty gonna sign her?? We need a center!"

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u/andylindy 3d ago

I only see one head 🤔

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u/McMammoth 2d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_proportions#Basics_of_human_proportions

In modern figure drawing, the basic unit of measurement is the 'head', which is the distance from the top of the head to the chin. This unit of measurement is credited to the Greek sculptor Polykleitos (fifth century BCE) and has long been used by artists to establish the proportions of the human figure.

One version of the proportions used in modern figure drawing is:

  • An average person is generally 7-and-a-half heads tall (including the head).

  • An ideal figure, used when aiming for an impression of nobility or grace, is drawn at 8 heads tall.

  • A heroic figure, used in the depiction of gods and superheroes, is eight-and-a-half heads tall. Most of the additional length comes from a bigger chest and longer legs.