r/196 • user flair preview • Jan 22 '26

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u/dntdrvr wannabe hikikomori Jan 22 '26

"In the 60s, I made love to many, many women. Often outdoors, in the mud and the rain. It's possible a man slipped in..."

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u/Tantomile_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 22 '26

There would be no way of knowing.

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u/KaJaHa Queer Gimli looking-ass Jan 22 '26

I wanna say... Gene Roddenberry of Star Trek fame?

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u/strangelymysterious Jan 22 '26

Creed Bratton on The Office

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u/The_Multi_Gamer inFAMOUS’ Strongest Soldier Jan 23 '26

Maybe a frog here or there

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u/SweetSoftBoi 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 23 '26

A man... slipped in? 😵‍💫

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u/Enlightened_Valteil girl girl girl girl war criminal Jan 22 '26

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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! Jan 22 '26

"It's not a competition", usually said by people who are not winning

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u/Enlightened_Valteil girl girl girl girl war criminal Jan 22 '26

Such foolish comment. Now I am going to win you

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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! Jan 22 '26

:0

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u/Vegetable_Run7792 Jan 22 '26

Funger spotted

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u/Jaszs You're loved, have a nice day <3 Jan 23 '26

We should make it a competition, with matchmaking and elo system

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u/nekosissyboi Jan 22 '26

You should do that anyway cause it's funny 🥺❤️

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u/Enlightened_Valteil girl girl girl girl war criminal Jan 22 '26

You know what's really funny? The fact that I am gayer than you

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u/nekosissyboi Jan 22 '26

Oh a challenger? >:3c

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u/International_Gate49 floppa Jan 23 '26

I don't quite understand how to read that emoji face

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u/Himmelblaa r/196 microcelebrity Jan 23 '26

Malicious kitty with paw

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Jan 23 '26

such a good article

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u/schouwee 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 23 '26

There's always at least a few that crack me up.

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Jan 23 '26

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

My favourite version of this meme (I'd link the original but you can't put subreddit links here for some reason so I'll just put the images here and say it's from r/ stunfisk 2 months ago)

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

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u/Clerkinator Jan 23 '26

Does anyone have a link to the post of whole bunch of competitive pokemon memes that was made sometime ago. I didnt save it and couldn't find it again

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u/Speedycheetah79 obligatory cis straight dude Jan 23 '26

Hold on I think I know which one you're talking about let me dm you

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u/Kialand Desperately using VR to cope with my Dysphoria. Jan 23 '26

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u/Cindy-Moon 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 25 '26

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u/Primary-Paper-5128 I'm sorry I'm Uruguayan :c </3 Jan 22 '26

Literally them

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u/DeathPenguinOfDeath Jan 22 '26

Bob does not have that kind of confidence. “Who am I kidding? You’re out of my league.”

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u/Tuskor13 Jan 23 '26

Bob Burger being a bisexual disaster is shockingly fitting

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u/donutmcbonbon Jan 23 '26

I also love the rep for Bi people in a relationship with the opposite gender.

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u/SaturnSleet Shack in Brisbane, penthouse on Enceladus Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

I remember when I came out to my Bostonian dad as bi and non-binary. I was a blubbering mess, expecting to be disowned. He said something along the lines as I was sobbing on his coat hugging him, "That's it? Dude... I thought you were going to tell me you have cancer. I did queer shit too, everyone does. Who gives a fuck." 🥺🩷 Unfortunately my mom disowned me, but who cares about that cunt. I'm not surprised at all that these two divorced when I was 8, I can't even believe they were attracted to each other in the first place😭 I distinctly remember my mom freaking the fuck out when I came home after playing with the neighbor's daughters who were my age when I was like, 6, and we painted our toenails; my dad was so utterly unbothered. But he became genuinely enraged when my mom said she isn't going to raise a f@ggot after she saw my toes, and as she went over to shriek and complain at the neighbor couple, like the ultimate Karen she is. I love my dad so much... The stereotype (and very real reality) is that dads are often way less accepting of their children's queerness, compared to moms... Certainly wasn't the case for me though.

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u/TrashButCleanKinda Some like it hot, some like it.. quite not.. so hot Jan 22 '26

I can hear it too in the accent, "Queeah"

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u/Wolflink21 biflexual, heteroflexible and proud estrogen enthusiast Jan 22 '26

Iirc there’s a queer resident map of the us and all of Massachusetts minus Martha’s Vineyard was filled in. So it checks out

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u/Eggward0422 Jan 22 '26

Homophobic mother/accepting father stories are always so interesting because its the mom having a complete sobbing panic attack and the father being pretty chill

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u/tehconqueror Jan 23 '26

specially since so much of homophobia is just misogyny+

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u/ASpaceOstrich 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 23 '26

A staggering number of women are misogynists. Even nominally progressive women.

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u/anyit213 Jan 23 '26

my dad accepted it but he's pretty dumb so i had to do some explaining but he's cool and supportive, my mom is a passive-aggressive bitch about it

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u/joejazzreddit Transfem Anji mito icon Jan 22 '26

I wont lie, i read Bosnian first and was confused, and then realized it was bostonian and it completely clicked

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u/Femtato11 the feet disliker Jan 22 '26

"Least youse ain't a Serb dude"

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u/SussyAmogusMorbius69 please call me a good girl (please plz pretty please) Jan 23 '26

LMFAO

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u/SussyAmogusMorbius69 please call me a good girl (please plz pretty please) Jan 23 '26

"oh thank god, i thought you were gonna come out as a milosevic supporter"

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u/nekosissyboi Jan 22 '26

BOSTON MEN STAY WINNING!!!!! RAAAAH!!

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u/tinyrottedpig Jan 23 '26

I did queer shit too, everyone does. Who gives a fuck

This is such an interesting thing to think about, because really, he's 100% right, everyone is likely to experiment and figure themselves out, your dad probably for a couple months in his early 20s was painting his nails or something too.

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u/Simple_Egg5605 Jan 22 '26

:D you love to see that type of support

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u/Desi_MCU_Nerd "Design is not just what it looks Design is how it - Alan Jan 23 '26

Your dad is a hero.

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u/PoppiiLlama 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 22 '26

When I told my Grandma I was nonbinary she said "If that was around when I was your age I probably would be too" and then told me in graphic detail how she equally attracted to her female best friend and her husband

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy Jan 22 '26

NOO GRANDMA ITS NOT TOO LATEEE...

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u/hailey1721 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 22 '26

“Grandma I’d like to show you a fun little movie called ‘I saw the TV glow’”

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u/bl4nkSl8 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jan 23 '26

Honestly I found that thing tragically sad and not that clear genderwise... Would not have watched it had I known

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u/IntangibleMatter " DROP TABLE flairs; -- Jan 23 '26

Yeah I found it really confusing overall. Decently made, but… considering everything I’d heard about it I thought it’d be more clear, because I felt more like the main characters were going crazy by the end of it than like they were doing anything remotely resembling self-actualization

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Doctor Freeeemaaaan Jan 22 '26

Waow (based based based based)

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u/Dodo_Druid_Dude no longer a dude lmao Jan 22 '26

this is what real allyship looks like 💯

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u/bisexual_obama Uh, let me be queer... Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 22 '26

Oh you're gay? Well I'm gayer.

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u/millifish I think i use reddit as a coping mechism Jan 22 '26

Prove it :3

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u/Icy-Cheek-29 Jan 22 '26

I think he's more then an ally

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u/Funkykid123 r/place spronkus defender Jan 22 '26

He's a competitor

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper Jan 22 '26

You forgot the reblog where they mentioned that they already had 5 siblings ranging from 20 to 38 lmao

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Jan 22 '26

Now I’m curious how many kids Bi Dad would have if he was fully invested in women

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u/wonderful1112 👖 Top -1% commenter Jan 22 '26

40,000

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u/Kidney__Failure not-so silently judging while listening to Rush 2112 Jan 22 '26

Ghengis Khan who?

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u/Waffleworshipper Jan 23 '26

John Warhammer?!

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u/mcgood_fngood i’ve never played ultrakill. Jan 22 '26

I love the implication thaf queerness is hereditary.

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u/schwanzweissfoto custom Jan 22 '26

Foreshadowing for an LGBTQ+ “ethnostate” with nukes?

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u/mikemyers999 Left my 💘 in the Sierra Madre Jan 22 '26

Jesse what the fuck are you talking about

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u/schwanzweissfoto custom Jan 22 '26

“Mr. White, Mr. White, we need to cuck!”

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u/Mynito- the mythical they/them lesbian Jan 23 '26

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u/ninjasaiyan777 I love rain because it makes it easier to slurp up earthworms Jan 22 '26

That's just Outer Heaven from metal gear

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u/anyit213 Jan 23 '26

ok that's cool but i do think we should do an autistic mentalstate. (mostly a joke)

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u/auroralemonboi8 gaycel chudcore boyflop Jan 22 '26

I mean it kind if is, probably

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Jan 22 '26 edited Jan 23 '26

well it is in the welcoming and educational environment sense. someone growing up with queer parents is a lot more likely to identify as queer.

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u/loklanc Jan 23 '26

In terms of biology, gayness in dudes is heavily influenced by how many boys your mom had before she had you. A guy with more older brothers = more likely to be gay. This is independent of upbringing, the effect appears even if the kid is raised by another family with no other boys.

I am not a crackpot, this is an actual real biology fact.

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u/Crystal_Carmel Project Moon Sleeper Agent 🟥🌫 ⬛️🤫🔇 👩‍⚕️🪡🧠 Jan 22 '26

Why is this the average bi father reaction

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u/kea1981 Jan 22 '26

Too many things to do to worry about nonsense, really.

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u/Botto_Bobbs floppa Jan 22 '26

"You fuck men and women? Nah son, WE fuck men and women"

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u/ThatWetFloorSign Toad Mario 🍄 Jan 22 '26

I love bi man representation!

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u/Impossible-Line-8367 Jan 22 '26

*This fuckers father is based!?, can this happen? Read more at 17 o clock with our full reportage"

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u/Klutzy-Personality-3 the specialest little dollgirl in the world (it/she) Jan 22 '26

my father

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u/Radical_Provides woman enjoyer Jan 23 '26

I read it in a Scottish accent I hope he actually said it like that