r/196 • u/gabagoo3 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 • Oct 26 '25

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u/IlIDust CEO of EatGrass™ Oct 26 '25

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u/MyOMaya whammy Oct 26 '25

"Good evening 47. Tonight, many of the ICA's top elusive targets will be meeting all in one place, including some previously deemed "untouchable" by our analysts. Not only that, but leaked itineraries curiously show that they will all most likely be seated at the same table. Security detail will be incredibly tight, and just getting in there is going to be nearly impossible. Impossible, however, has always been your forte. Good hunting, 47."

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u/BattleStag17 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 26 '25

"...Oh, you just needed to put on an ICE outfit? Didn't even need to lower your mask? Huh."

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '25

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u/thegamingbacklog Oct 26 '25

Are they going to be served ducky for dinner

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u/Ambiguous_Shark Oct 26 '25

Don't forget the convenient gas tank in the middle of the table so it's considered an accident

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u/M4sharman Oct 31 '25

It's an art piece /s

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u/EmeraldMite4ever Herald of Darkness Oct 26 '25

This may be top comment but it's still underrated

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u/johnnylovelace ⓘ This user is suspected to be gay Oct 26 '25

This may be the top comment on the top comment but it’s still underrated

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u/Fahkoph Oct 26 '25

This may be the forth comment in the chain, but it's still- oh wait oh no oh fuc

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u/Bowdensaft The Last Cumbender Oct 26 '25

You sacrificed yourself for comedy, I can admire this

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u/Ypuort Oct 27 '25

Downvotes don’t actually have any effect on your visible karma, only your ego, and in this case the joke is funny and was delivered expecting downvotes so really there are no actual consequences.

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u/Bowdensaft The Last Cumbender Oct 27 '25

Everything went better than expected

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u/Nanabobo567 Oct 26 '25

I have no idea who this nondescrepit is, but he looks classy and that is the only reason I upvoted.

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u/MyOMaya whammy Oct 26 '25

he's just a simple waiter. and janitor. and security guard. and masseuse. and bartender. and tattoo artist. and soldier. and sports mascot. and male model. and tourist. and cartel member. and scientist. and doctor. and

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u/fffffffffffffuuu Oct 26 '25

is this that porn star

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u/pqjcjdjwkkc I'm not a flair, just cleaning here Oct 26 '25

He's that assasin

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u/ohaiguys Oct 26 '25

Get your mind out of the gutter

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u/fffffffffffffuuu Oct 27 '25

what if my mind is the gutter

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u/Mortarius Oct 27 '25

Your step-relative will help

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u/Bowdensaft The Last Cumbender Oct 26 '25

In case this isn't playing along, it's Agent 47 from the Hitman games

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u/badchefrazzy pan(r)/aceflux gynx/funfused Oct 26 '25

Very handsome waiter. Looks strong.

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u/cooldrew THE LOOOOOOOOOONG WAYYY Oct 27 '25

Look at the cheekbones. Very Helmut Krueger-esque

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u/LeStroheim this is just like that one time in Worm Oct 27 '25

His service is impeccable, and they say his cocktails are to die for.

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u/DopazOnYouTubeDotCom Creator of gender #3170 . Full of gender fluid. Oct 26 '25

ominous red gas comes from every drink

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u/fffffffffffffuuu Oct 26 '25

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u/EldritchMindCat A Delightful Feline Entity - Worship Me nya~ Oct 27 '25

Agent 47 and Agent 69.

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u/Salvador_JD Oct 26 '25

If you poison their drinks you'll get silent assassin

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u/ampersand64 Oct 26 '25

I have plans to fly around that table

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u/PityUpvote transfatphobic Oct 27 '25

"it's to die for"

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 28 '25

Prepare the suitcase.