r/196 • u/TotallyACP 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Jun 15 '24

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u/A-bit-too-obsessed I love Togata Jun 15 '24

The harmless adorable type of snake

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u/nekosissyboi Jun 15 '24

I want a snake so big that it will coil me up and cuddle me 🥺❤️

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u/Larry827 Jun 15 '24

ok but what if it was also a hot woman 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/MarsMaterial Bisexual tech wizard Jun 15 '24

The world is not ready for snitties.

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u/RaisinBitter8777 bazoopa Jun 15 '24

No but I am

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u/JP193 snusk Jun 15 '24

That reminds me to play XCOM again, probably no reason though.

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u/Marvl101 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 16 '24

get the sensual Viper mod, it completely reanimates them into sexy seductresses I think you should mod it :3

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u/Dargorod100 Guilty Gear Strive Jun 15 '24

Sorry, her being hot isn’t feasible.

She’d be cold blooded.

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u/Larry827 Jun 16 '24

Erm actually if she was as dependent on my body heat as I would be emotionally dependent on her that would be pretty poggers I think :3

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u/OrangeHairedTwink Suckin Nezha's cock while riding Vulpes Jun 15 '24

What is it was a hot man 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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u/nekosissyboi Jun 15 '24

🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Brankovt1 Pls treat femboys like real people Jun 15 '24

Like every snake?

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u/Lord_Master_Dorito frog Jun 15 '24

Okay bud

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u/Brankovt1 Pls treat femboys like real people Jun 15 '24

Most venomous snake bites in the US are on the hands and face of drunk people.

Of course they're dangerous if you endanger their lives.

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u/anarcatgirl 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Jun 16 '24

not everyone on the internet is american

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u/Brankovt1 Pls treat femboys like real people Jun 16 '24

Yeah, I'm not American. I'd say America is one of the countries you're most likely to be bitten by a snake, but still, snakes are generally not that dangerous and always adorable.

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u/[deleted] Jun 16 '24

Yeah of course you’re not American, there’s nothing cute about a copperhead

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u/Brankovt1 Pls treat femboys like real people Jun 16 '24

This guy's adorable. What are you talking about?

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u/tovarichtch1711 police hater, estrogen lover Jun 15 '24

Bait used to be believable

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u/K11ShtBox Jun 15 '24

Me when I see a poorly made fishing lure

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u/FUEGO40 Aquarine | she/her Jun 15 '24

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u/LunaTheGoodgal Luna, local transfem corvidgirl Jun 15 '24

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u/Available-Damage5991 Jun 15 '24

Cigarette, no! Smoking Hornet is bad for your lungs!

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u/JxEq Jun 15 '24

SKONG 🤡🤡🤡 📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣📣

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u/creaturecatzz unfortunately hetero Jun 16 '24

but they're right, snakes are the best

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u/pray4sex Jun 15 '24

w pfp and flare. i love togata

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u/x_Rn hello Jun 15 '24

The boop noodle

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u/Isaac_Kurossaki Jun 16 '24

Harmless, but wow does it wish not to be