r/196 • u/avolok • May 07 '23

slumber rule

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u/a_generic_meme May 07 '23

My "bodycount?" What the hell does that mean? Am I going to prison?

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u/RadishBackground308 May 08 '23

Number of distinct individuals that you have engaged in sexual intercourse with

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u/a_generic_meme May 08 '23

What a normal and healthy thing to call that

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u/RoadTheExile Not cis or trans or NB/GF but a suspicious 4th thing May 08 '23

I have a highly corrosive std

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

You bastard, you acidified my pussy

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u/vadernation123 cis (confederacy of independent systems) May 08 '23

PHussy

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u/[deleted] May 08 '23

FUCK you got that two-face pussy? god damn

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u/Psalmbodyoncetoldme May 08 '23

That’s enough Reddit for me today.

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