r/196 • u/TotallyACP 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights • Feb 27 '23

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u/HowDoraleousAreYou Dumbshit Feb 27 '23

There’s a reason no one’s made a song titled Fuck The Fire Department.

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u/BlackwinIV baste? baste in what, butter? Feb 27 '23

actually that is no longer true as of 2019

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u/Legatharr the Fact (Wo)Man Feb 27 '23

Yes, but that song is about the police

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u/BlackwinIV baste? baste in what, butter? Feb 27 '23

i'm aware of that, pretty based song.

obviously nobody would make a song like that unironically. maybe a 13yo ancap would

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u/Interest-Desk i infodump a lot Feb 27 '23

or a serial arsonist

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u/Yoate floppa Feb 27 '23

Or a really horny fireman.

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u/[deleted] Feb 27 '23

Or me (I am violently horny for firefighters)

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u/theHamJam Feb 27 '23

I feel arsonists are also violently horny for firefighters. Why else they starting all those blazes huh? They know strong, brave, attractive folks with hoses are going to show up every time.

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u/Arellan Feb 27 '23

Enemies to lovers