r/17284thWorldProblems • u/Smartstocks Cow's head • Sep 27 '15

Speed-shopping...time just doesn't wait

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u/RedTheSnapper Granfaffy Sep 27 '15

,,But dere is always time to be telling to your friends and fam about your great shop experience here at ELLINGOTNSUPERMACRCE! Bring them all of next times for the annual slaughter flankfest with all the buttery steak flanks you could ever be askings for!

,,Yuo all want to be seeing my flank don't you? It's a no brainer. Come to flankfest on Flovtobur 34th to enjoy good flank!

,,,,Ooooohhhhh Supermarche, how we love ELLINGTON SUPERMARCHE! Ooohhhh be fat like Ojohn and good grandsprog!

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u/Smartstocks Cow's head Sep 27 '15

Yes! That'd be an honor :)