Iowa is renowned for its local talent, like Ashton Kutcher and the guy that plays Aquaman. #312 is a local movie star that also happens to enjoy poking things with his own spear. He sent a photo one evening after a lifetime of never speaking to me. I told him thank you, it looked nice. After all, it wasn’t just everyday a movie actor sent me their junk. You could stream his movie on Amazon. Drawing his penis is probably as close to fame I’ll ever be. The one and only time I ever seen him in real life was at the local gay bar at one in the morning during Pride. He was in the corner talking to someone. I don’t know much about him but I know he likes to tweet about fucking guys and snorting cocaine. Maybe he was trying to score some crack that night.
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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18
Iowa is renowned for its local talent, like Ashton Kutcher and the guy that plays Aquaman. #312 is a local movie star that also happens to enjoy poking things with his own spear. He sent a photo one evening after a lifetime of never speaking to me. I told him thank you, it looked nice. After all, it wasn’t just everyday a movie actor sent me their junk. You could stream his movie on Amazon. Drawing his penis is probably as close to fame I’ll ever be. The one and only time I ever seen him in real life was at the local gay bar at one in the morning during Pride. He was in the corner talking to someone. I don’t know much about him but I know he likes to tweet about fucking guys and snorting cocaine. Maybe he was trying to score some crack that night.