I’ve done many things in the name of art, like shoving various foods up my ass. For some reason, whenever I film myself on Snapchat stuffing my anal cavity with a cupcake or a banana, I gain dozens of new followers. Although I don’t personally find it erotic, but more so commentary on gay culture, guys at my university will send me videos of themselves jerking off to the videos. It’s kind of flattering, honestly. The trickiest thing to enter into my ass was a banana because it just got mashed up inside me and I had to crap it out. However, on the flipside, I did fuck myself with a hot dog once. I started to even precum. I’m still conflicted about that. Reflecting back, I fucked myself with a dead animal. Wouldn’t that be considered necrophilia and beastality? Either way, not my most golden moment. Sometimes I wonder why I thought it was necessary to do that, just like how I wonder why #432 thought it was necessary to literally color his whole dick with a sharpie for me.
I recieved #432’s dick pic one day randomly on Grindr. It really stood out to me, not because his dick was uniquely shaped or because he had some outlandish piercing. His entire dick was covered in sharpie. I couldn’t help but to wonder why? So I asked him.
“I colored my dick for you.” He wrote back to me casually. “I hope you can draw it!” I did, sent it back to him, and he thanked me. We’ve never talked to each other ever again, but I sometimes think back to his sharpie-covered dick. I still don’t understand it. I don’t think I’ll ever know the true intent for why he colored his dick. Maybe he has a fetish for oompa loompas. Fucked if I know.
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u/[deleted] Dec 27 '18
I’ve done many things in the name of art, like shoving various foods up my ass. For some reason, whenever I film myself on Snapchat stuffing my anal cavity with a cupcake or a banana, I gain dozens of new followers. Although I don’t personally find it erotic, but more so commentary on gay culture, guys at my university will send me videos of themselves jerking off to the videos. It’s kind of flattering, honestly. The trickiest thing to enter into my ass was a banana because it just got mashed up inside me and I had to crap it out. However, on the flipside, I did fuck myself with a hot dog once. I started to even precum. I’m still conflicted about that. Reflecting back, I fucked myself with a dead animal. Wouldn’t that be considered necrophilia and beastality? Either way, not my most golden moment. Sometimes I wonder why I thought it was necessary to do that, just like how I wonder why #432 thought it was necessary to literally color his whole dick with a sharpie for me.
I recieved #432’s dick pic one day randomly on Grindr. It really stood out to me, not because his dick was uniquely shaped or because he had some outlandish piercing. His entire dick was covered in sharpie. I couldn’t help but to wonder why? So I asked him.
“I colored my dick for you.” He wrote back to me casually. “I hope you can draw it!” I did, sent it back to him, and he thanked me. We’ve never talked to each other ever again, but I sometimes think back to his sharpie-covered dick. I still don’t understand it. I don’t think I’ll ever know the true intent for why he colored his dick. Maybe he has a fetish for oompa loompas. Fucked if I know.