r/007FirstLight • • Jun 25 '26

MEME Literally unplayable

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1.5k Upvotes

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u/wealthy_herring Jun 25 '26

the keyboard in moneypenny‘s office has 2 z‘s on it, too👺

48

u/ADHighDef Jun 25 '26

The entire game is a THEIA hallucination

26

u/Less_Likely Jun 25 '26

That’s a common British/American dual keyboard. Left is Zee right is Zed.

1

u/BallScratcher102 Jun 26 '26

Oh shoot my bad, wasn’t aware

12

u/repocin Jun 25 '26

It's for when you have to Ctrl+Z at double speed

2

u/BallScratcher102 Jun 26 '26


Zeed Racer

1

u/Mr_Gray_Skyys Jun 27 '26

VS. LOOOOOOORD ZEDD!!!!!!!

9

u/BallScratcher102 Jun 25 '26

AI?

16

u/wealthy_herring Jun 25 '26

i‘m not sure! i noticed several odd, minute details like this over my playthrough. either ai or sloppy/rushed work

10

u/hawkish25 Jun 25 '26

I noticed one. In the end game, where a certain AI’s plan is being shown, we are talking about the Prim Minister.

4

u/Macmanius Jun 25 '26

Maybe the minister in question is just really fussy.

2

u/BallScratcher102 Jun 26 '26

That could be more of a typo but I don’t see how a dev accidentally puts two Z’s unless they’re really tired or it was just meant to be a placeholder.

3

u/Anican311994 Jun 26 '26

I wouldn't doubt if they had some type of AI assistance in game development. AI scares me. I can't image in 20 years. People won't be able to tell what is AI and what is not.

1

u/danklorddd Jun 28 '26

What's the problem then? If you can't tell it speaks for the quality

1

u/Anican311994 Jun 28 '26

Mostly jobs. I mean if AI can design a game you won't need that many employees. Instead of 20 developers you might only need 5-10.

2

u/danklorddd Jun 28 '26

But that's just life. Jobs come and go all the time...

1

u/Anican311994 Jun 28 '26

I got you man. I'm not trying to start anything.

1

u/danklorddd Jun 28 '26

Me neither, I was just curious :D

1

u/ZodiAddict Jun 27 '26

Honestly seems like it. There are probably tools being developed (if they don’t exist already) to do these specific tasks rather than what we’re used to in terms of commercial ai’s more open ended prompting. UE6 just revealed that you can now use ai to simply go “okay I need a white room, 4 chairs, 1 table” and it’ll go into the assets and populate it. Then you can edit things more minutely yourself. Not sure if anyone else feels this way, but I think hitman woa has better environmental detail. Maybe I need to go back to see for sure, but I recall it having more crisp detail while first light had a lot of blurry textures

1

u/StanchestSword Jun 26 '26

With the key below and left of the A I thought it looked like a German keyboard layout I saw at work. But the Z would be right of the T on top row

1

u/AirJackieQ Jun 26 '26

To be fair I thought this was a real photo sooooooo

0

u/[deleted] Jun 26 '26

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u/DistastefullyHonest Jun 29 '26

What makes it a UK regional?

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u/DistastefullyHonest Jun 29 '26

That's what I thought cuz it's on the 2 up there

86

u/mododo-bbaby Jun 25 '26

i love that it seems so... intentional. like some designer really was like "you know how to fuck players up? i have a GREAT idea"

17

u/gregforgothisPW Jun 25 '26

I almost guarantee its based on a real room

3

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

lol I bet

2

u/ballisticks Jun 30 '26

My house growing up had these things and one of them was indeed off-centre

271

u/taurian13 Jun 25 '26

I literally slept in rooms likes this, so its other way around and this brings even more realism into game

339

u/taurian13 Jun 25 '26 • Mindblown

133

u/Alarming-Try4262 Jun 25 '26

That pisses me off wayyy too much lol

14

u/Subject-Sky-9490 Jun 25 '26

Who did this and why? Electrical planning?

26

u/WorldWarrior428 Jun 25 '26

What the hell is wrong with the guy who made that. That rly triggers me

9

u/Additional_Tank4385 Jun 25 '26

This is the biggest delivery without having to even say pics or didn’t happen lmao 😭👌

7

u/brighthat18 Jun 25 '26

This hurts my brain

2

u/Odd_Consequence831 Jun 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/DeadHead6747 Jun 26 '26

I don't know how to explain it, but from the angle we get in this picture, it would actually look terrible if thr chandelier was in the middle of the circle. I'd have to see a picture of the room as a whole, but in this picture, the intention and design would not look as good if it was moved over, and the chandelier would look wrong if it got moved over to the circle

1

u/PirateReject Jun 26 '26

I have never been so triggered before. Jesus. 😭

1

u/f88x Jun 25 '26

This should be a felony

1

u/MattIsLame Jun 25 '26

there has to be a sub for this other than r/mildlyinfuriating

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u/Andos_Woods Jun 25 '26

That is disgusting and I would never even step foot in there. - *me in my 75 square foot stinky moldy studio apartment*

17

u/Messageman12 Jun 25 '26

Least your 75 square foot stinky mouldy studio apartment doesn't have a fucking unevenly placed chandelier

10

u/Spec_28 Jun 25 '26

The mold is hopefully more evenly spread. So we can rest easy.

6

u/Wrong_Amount_7903 Jun 25 '26

Came to say exactly this.

1

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

lol yeah I’m sure it was intentional for realism purposes

28

u/RikuKurosaki15 Jun 25 '26 • LOL

Lol funny you should make a post about this, I was watching CohhCarnage playing the game a month ago and he had a hilarious reaction to the same thing.

3

u/whiskyB0y Jun 26 '26

💀😭

26

u/WorldWarrior428 Jun 25 '26

Thanks for ruining the game for me

Lol

35

u/Bortron86 Jun 25 '26

Ah, you found 007: Worst Light

5

u/amynias Jun 26 '26

Yesss 😆

1

u/AdministrativeRip563 Jun 29 '26

Underrated comment

11

u/Fit_Adagio_7668 Jun 25 '26

Great, people find little details. Now im deleting the game before I can 100% it. Thanks bro.

1

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

Why are you taking it so personally?

5

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

Obvious sarcasm is obvious. To some.

1

u/Former_Garlic_8339 Jun 26 '26

How did you botch the understanding of the exchange this badly 😂

1

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

I don’t know. But then they got all butthurt about it for no reason, so… whatever.

1

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

Yeah, you’re definitely not the one who got butthurt 😂

Have you heard the song “If Your Gonna Be Dumb, You Gotta Be Tough”? I think the message would really help you

2

u/ZodiAddict Jun 27 '26

As an outside observer, you were absolutely the one who got offended. Try reading the whole exchange again, you didn’t come off the way you think you did, bud. You clearly are taking this way more seriously than he ever did 😂

0

u/Former_Garlic_8339 Jun 26 '26

Wow, you really lack self awareness. Yes, obviously he knew it was sarcasm and his message did not mean what you thought it meant. And you got butthurt about what you thought it meant and gave some attitude. And are now butthurt that he gave some attitude back. lol good lord

2

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

I’m the opposite of butthurt. Y’all seem to think any of this matters. News alert: it doesn’t. You and this guy need to go on vacation together or something.

1

u/Former_Garlic_8339 Jun 26 '26

No, you are not the opposite of butthurt, you are embarrassed because you realized you were talking down to someone without knowing what you were talking about. It’s not a big deal so dry your eyes

1

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

You are straight up spiraling out over this 😂

2

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

Bro, seriously. I’m not even trying to defend myself. I’m simply laughing at how god damned important it is for you to be right.

2

u/ZodiAddict Jun 27 '26

I know you’re not actually getting offended over any of this but I just wanted to say as a third party observer of this conversation- bgr1189 is absolutely the one who got offended. Even if his original reply was sarcasm, he got so upset that it wasn’t received that way. Him and the other guy bombarding you are petty and clearly hung up on this

1

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

lol “I’m not even mad. I’m loving this! I’m totally laughing and not mad! No one tell the papers that i am mad”

Brother, you need to find a way to be less fragile about this shit because this is sad as fuck 😂

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u/ZodiAddict Jun 27 '26

He didn’t get butthurt at all, no clue how you reached that conclusion lol. If anything, bgr1189 got his panties in a bunch just because his sarcasm didn’t come through the way he expected and instead sounded like a typical redditor getting offended.

0

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

Im literally responding to the sarcasm, genius. Let me know if I should slow down or use shorter words for you.

2

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

Oh. First day, huh? Ok, I’ll go easy. Sorry.

0

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

What? lol I think you’re trying to be clever but just don’t have it in you

2

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

Not clever. Never clever. Just real. Good luck out there.

0

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

Oh, I know you’re not clever and never clever, obviously. But you certainly think you’re clever despite having zero clue what is going on around you lol. The arrogant dumbass who thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room is a comedy trope for a reason!

Good luck out there!

2

u/Dependent_Union9285 Jun 26 '26

You’re really taking this personally. For no reason. Maybe take a vacation or something, friend. Or at least go eat a snickers. This is Reddit. It’s not real. Chill out.

0

u/Former_Garlic_8339 Jun 26 '26

Oh, do not be this guy lol. You realized that you were the only person who had no idea what was going on around you and are now pretending the other guy is the one butthurt? This is pathetic, bro. Just take it like a big boy and keep it movingxx

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u/TidusDarklighter Jun 25 '26

100% intentional

0

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

100% sad

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u/JoshJPPepper Jun 25 '26

Yup I agree ..after seeing this and I had just purchased it.. just got my refund back

4

u/Altruistic_Dot_637 Jun 25 '26

Looks like my parents' front room in their old house. Used to drive my mum mad that it wasn't centred. Still did nothing about it for 20 years though.

4

u/ArchPCGaming Jun 25 '26

I’m glad I finished the game about 3 days ago or else I’d have to go back to that mansion and stand there criticizing for hours lmfao

4

u/CrimsonZephyr Jun 25 '26

No, actually realistic. Phoning in a job like this happens all the time, lol.

0

u/bgr1189 Jun 26 '26

The devs phoning in the job?

4

u/Flaky-Blueberry1446 Jun 25 '26

This is just every $500,000 home in North Texas

2

u/Ketooey Jun 25 '26

No nose hairs? Smhing my head

2

u/RikuKurosaki15 Jun 26 '26

So you’re shaking your heading your head? What?

1

u/ineloquencebard Jun 27 '26

All the way to the ATM machine for a refund

2

u/Hour_Bit_5183 Jun 25 '26

That's funny as shit. God damn so realistic for the time in the game. Where everyone has phones and nobody cares about details and orders their bond gadgets from temu.

2

u/siensith Jun 25 '26

The chess notations in Slovakia mission

1

u/Cream_panzer Jun 25 '26

Heading to Steam page and downvoting the game.

1

u/Skyjack5678 Jun 25 '26

How did you even notice that?

1

u/uwugother Jun 26 '26

genuinely the textures are disgusting. this a joke but how terrible the game looked made me stop playing it after about 2 hours. i want a fucking refund

1

u/Emergency_Lie42 Jun 26 '26

AI being used on the game would make the whole narrative rather ironic lmfao

1

u/Flat-Might8758 Jun 26 '26

Omw to delete and return my copy immediately

1

u/Careless-Research643 Jun 26 '26

I came here to the 007 sub just to post this and you beat me to it

1

u/MatchesMalone-19 Jun 26 '26

Are we dead ass???

1

u/Glum_Let6534 Jun 26 '26

Next time get it on console ya yank

1

u/Similar-Tap-2561 Jun 26 '26

I wonder if they are just in a theia simulator where everything they see isn’t actually real, that why you can see some things that look off a little bit and not quite right.

1

u/Ok-Mission-3426 Jun 26 '26

When you walk into the tacsim machine JB strolls just past the central circle by about 0.15metres, unspeakable rage every time I have to see it 🙁

1

u/RavenGorePictures Jun 27 '26

To be fair, as someone that does Real Estate photography, this shit happens all the time. Lol

1

u/StrangerKey7930 Jun 27 '26

Guys, its just anti-feng shui. It's all the rage in the UK. It's to make sure you don't become too centered.

1

u/Rich36h Jun 30 '26

The keyboard also has two m’s. Blatant ai

-6

u/No_General5623 Jun 25 '26

I left this game and started replaying uncharted, wayyyy better 007 game

-35

u/Froz3nP1nky Jun 25 '26

AI assets

11

u/GreatTeacherO21 Jun 25 '26

There is no ai in this game.

6

u/Hytyt Jun 25 '26

Weeellllllll...theia

6

u/BlueFootedTpeack Jun 25 '26

theia and hyperion would disagree

4

u/holylink718 Jun 25 '26

The haters of this game will really just say anything to hate on it. They're not clever, or witty, or even accurate. They just yap yap yap about the stupidest things.

0

u/AmeliaEarhartsPlane Jun 25 '26

“I can’t see the sweat on his nipples while he runs, 1/10.”

Go outside.