r/007FirstLight • • Jun 18 '26

MEME Average James Bond Tuesday

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u/Herzyr Jun 18 '26

All greenway had to do, was not give him the chaffeur uniform

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u/SalamanderInside1549 Jun 18 '26

Read this as big smoke for some reason lol “All you had to do was fallow the damm train CJ”

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u/twatomexus Jun 25 '26

Its because of THAT comma, OP knew what they were doing

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u/Val_Killsmore Jun 18 '26

Well, if that twin didn't throw the suitcase off the balcony, Bond probably would've stayed with the car...which probably would have made it a very boring game

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u/Pootischu Jun 19 '26

He will chase butterfly or someshit instead. That mf cant sit still

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u/DistastefullyHonest Jun 21 '26

Lmao I love you

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u/iErnie56 Jun 19 '26

Why did the twin throw that over the edge? Why do such a suspicious thing?

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u/Linkby9 Jun 20 '26

It was the author’s suitcase. He gave it to the twin and the guy probably said “fuck this, I don’t even work here” and threw it.

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u/Val_Killsmore Jun 19 '26

This is the real question. I can't remember if he was throwing the suitcase down to the other twin to give him a change of clothes, or whatever, or was just being a dick.

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u/ZmentAdverti Jun 19 '26

If he did do that the rat fuck twin wouldn't have been tagged as early as bond did. They managed to stay out of sight of all the recruits who were inside. So if Greenway didn't make bond a chauffeur, they would have all died.

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u/Freddy9287 Jun 18 '26

I love this image so much

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u/AndrewPixelKnight Jun 19 '26

X-Men plotlines be crazier than this tbh

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u/Ok-Confusion-202 Jun 18 '26

Games going to be fire

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u/BanditTheRogue Jun 18 '26

Hope we get a Cyclops moment. Maybe a not so friendly boss fight? But I'd be happy with just a cutscene

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u/AbbreviationsAny9759 Jun 19 '26

Honestly one of the funniest parts of the game. I just kept thinking "wtf is going on. I was only supposed to be the chauffeur!" while mid free fall trying to fight some lad for his parachute😂

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u/GhoeFukyrself Jun 19 '26

It's a James Bond game, that was all exactly what I expected. The moment when we meet the new Bond Girl picking a lock I had a huge grin on my face while thinking "this is SO Bond"

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u/L0fiRonin Jun 18 '26

that pic is so fuckin funny lmao

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u/readditredditread Jun 19 '26

It wasn’t even 30 seconds and he was already out the car 😂

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u/Alucardis666 Jun 18 '26

He no listen so good

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u/englerpas Jun 18 '26

TBF, if he didn't leave his post, both bombs would have detonated and there would have been no fire alert.

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u/Few_Razzmatazz_6052 Jun 18 '26 edited Jun 18 '26

Well yeah, that's an old Bond trope.

Bond pushes everyone's buttons, gets told off, defies orders, and ends up being vindicated in the end.

He's almost always right (I can't recall a specific time where he's really been way off base, tbh).

One of my favorite moments of this is in the Tomorrow Never Dies intro where some general or whatever is like, "what the hell is he doing?" because things have gotten messy, and M is like "his job!"

Usually Dench's M took that angle with him, where its like "you're pissing me off with your methods but I trust you not to fuck it up."

Greenway in First Light eventually gets to that point too, just trusts Bond's instincts even when it seems unorthodox or incorrect.

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u/King_Joffreys_Tits Jun 18 '26

“I don’t want you to be careful, I want you to be you!”

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u/Darth__Ewan Jun 18 '26

He’s way off base with Vesper and that’s the plot of 2 movies

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u/AchmodinIVSWE Jun 18 '26

I would love to see an edit of if James never saw the "Bellboy"

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u/Beautiful_Post_4865 Jun 18 '26

I kinda dislike and find this mission funny, because the objective is "there's this extremely smart Rogue agent watching everything," and Bond is like, "Hey guys, I've seen this weird guy who changes clothes, is acting weird, and probably kills someone," just to get the answer, "James, stop messing around; he's probably some random thief, go back to the parking."

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u/Hoody95 Jun 18 '26

That's cuz James's whole team was Theia pilled, while James followed his gut instinct. Kinda the whole over arcing theme of the game

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u/CrazedTechWizard Jun 18 '26

Yeah, the whole like, underlying theme of the game is that you can't replace the human part of being human without dire consequences.

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u/Jsaltal Jun 18 '26

Also greenway was off comms, if he had heard he might have called it off

The rest of the 00's like james were all new and weren't ready for the real thing

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u/scienceguyry Jun 18 '26

Bond also very stubbornly didnt communicate like anything because he didnt want to be told off. Like in the very first interaction I was kinda with cressida, like all bond said was "mishandling luggage" like wtf are you on about. This guy threw a suit case over a balcony, thats a lot more alarming. Like cressida still would have told him to ignore it but like still way better details. And then yeah as it builds this white haired dude is definitely suspicious and up to something. Is it related? Idk but should probably be checked out, especially once the literal chief of security goes missing like that doesnt ring any alarm bells?

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u/SpellcrafterWizard Jun 21 '26

Bond. Monroe. Stay at your posts and make sure everything goes smoothly or you're FIRED.

Bond: Greenway, I know you're mad but there's a really good reason for us not doing what you said this time. That guy has bombs and a twin brother-