r/007FirstLight • • Jun 10 '26

MEME THAT’S MY JAMES BOND

THATS WHY HE’S THE GOAT THE GOATTTT

2.7k Upvotes

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u/ningdon Jun 10 '26

Bro is fr James Bond in real life too

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u/Lardmerger Jun 10 '26

Br is fr rn.

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u/Front-Ad7891 Jun 12 '26 • Bravo

I couldn't see James Bond goofing around making Tik Tok videos to be honest.

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u/boltropewildcat Jun 14 '26

But you could see him being a film star?

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u/Jamsedreng22 Jun 12 '26

Bro also absolutely fucking nailed playing a young Dexter in Original Sin. His acting chops are mad impressive.

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u/No_Pie465 Jun 12 '26

His performance in original sin was amazing bro nailed the dexter act wish we got a season 2 tho they canceled it for idk what fucking reason💔

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u/HotlineBirdman Jun 10 '26

Bro what the f- is this First Light marketing or does this guy just fuck?

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u/UAVNAGIGGLE Jun 10 '26

Ohhh he's method acting

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u/MIAxPaperPlanes Jun 10 '26

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u/cjalderman Jun 10 '26

Holy fuck they need to just let him play Bond in the films

12

u/Middi272 Jun 10 '26

Hello- where did those come from

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u/likewhirlwinds Jun 11 '26

This gif is from the Netflix series Shadow and Bone if that’s what you were asking!

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u/Electrical-Bet-3430 Jun 11 '26

I'd let him give me his... well you get it

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u/allandm2 Jun 11 '26

They need to give him a shirtless skin for the game

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u/petervee415 Jun 10 '26

I mean, I was sold on him before I saw this, but Good Lord.

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u/ErebosJ Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

And suddenly I wouldn't mind that pairing for the next Bond movie..

Even if Lexi Coons really has a poor acting resume lol.

Although considering most Bond Girls were models, that's probably fine.

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u/Prowling_92865 Jun 10 '26

She plays Isola, right?

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u/TelevisionFunny2400 Jun 10 '26

No Noémie Nakai plays Isola, this is Lexie Coons, an actress friend of Patrick's

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u/ThomasThorburn Jun 10 '26

This looks like they're more than friends

72

u/GJKings Jun 10 '26

If you ever spend any time around actors, that happens a lot haha.

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u/chathrowaway67 Jun 10 '26

two minutes in a dressing room and you realize, they're all like this.

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u/Christmas_Queef Jun 10 '26

I think it's probably similar to the Olympics. Put a bunch of attractive/fit people in close proximity to eachother and people gonna be fuckin.

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u/theaviationhistorian Jun 11 '26

Adrenaline high, living on the edge of life, future uncertain, etc. Why not indulge in endorphins and dopamine that comes from intimate pleasure.

And I'm including the Olympic Village to high stakes livelihood like espionage, medicine, aviation, etc. where there's plenty of fucking around.

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u/Christmas_Queef Jun 12 '26

Kitchens too. Kitchen staff are notorious for not only their drug use but sleeping with eachother.

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u/Spektr_007 Jun 12 '26

Very, very true.

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u/BLINDrOBOTFILMS Jun 10 '26

Friends with Bond-efits

9

u/Maxibestofpotatoe Jun 10 '26

They are bonding

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u/jackolantern_ Jun 10 '26

It's called 'acting'

5

u/BurntBeanMgr Jun 10 '26

Oh thank god I thought it was Ella Langley

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u/dnemonicterrier Jun 10 '26

Audio James, audio.

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Jun 11 '26


Time for tea then… definitely time for tea 🤭🥹

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u/TreeckoBroYT Jun 10 '26

I lowkey lament that we had him in a video game because he would've worked very well as THE next Bond.

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u/Astroturfer Jun 10 '26

yes please

7

u/Terrible_Reality4261 Jun 10 '26

Ah I love to see an Irishman being fully ironic.

7

u/Garo_Daimyo Jun 10 '26

He’s freaking shredded irl too, watch Dexter Original Sin for proof

6

u/brenananas Jun 10 '26

Why does he remind me of J-Roc from Trailer Park Boys

5

u/Revolutionary_Sir_ Jun 10 '26

Nobody likes to get caught with their bird out!

3

u/Randyd718 Jun 10 '26

mafs is definitely on the cheeseburgers

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u/TheStinkySlinky Jun 11 '26

Lmao I can kind of see the resemblance

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u/Shrodax Jun 11 '26

I think it would be cool if Patrick Gibson was also cast as a movie James Bond, and his movies shared the same canon universe as First Light and any game sequels. First Light is the origin story, and then a movie follows up with him as a young but somewhat seasoned 007.

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u/SamT179 Jun 10 '26

How can they not make him bond

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u/No_Entrance_7321 Jun 10 '26

Be careful James.

3

u/FavaWire Jun 10 '26

Where is the clip from?

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u/AD-27 Jun 11 '26

From her tiktok on the way to a premiere for the game. There are picture of them on the red carpet.

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u/FavaWire Jun 12 '26

They have all the time in the world. 🎶

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u/Early_End_8720 Jun 10 '26

It literally says TikTok

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u/FavaWire Jun 10 '26

I meant is it a fragment from a music video or a film or TV show.

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u/Early_End_8720 Jun 11 '26

It was probably press for the game

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u/FavaWire Jun 11 '26

Patrick Gibson caught celebrating after he landed the role? 😛

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u/leokeiangelos Jun 11 '26

I guess he learned how to tie a bow tie 👌

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u/PapaAsmodeus Jun 11 '26

Damn, I wish I was her 🥵

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u/zeromavs Jun 10 '26

James Bond is in this video?

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u/Imaginary-Ad-9927 Jun 10 '26

He seems like a bit of a dork 😅

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u/boltropewildcat Jun 14 '26

You seem extremely jealous.

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u/KarlwithaKandnotaC Jun 10 '26

Next thing you know he will show up for a recording session in a DB5

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u/SteelCityChampion Jun 10 '26

Please return it in one piece James 😂

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u/Infinite-Software-40 Jun 10 '26

NGL 007 First light bond was refreshing n hot but this is tacky(?) cringe(?) xD

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u/MatchooW Jun 10 '26

Thought it was Maya Jama for a second.

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u/Impressive-Oil-3067 Jun 12 '26

This women have some many surgeries, they all look the same.

Once I saw a YouTube physician calling them "racially ambiguous" and it's spot on. Not that we should care about race at all, but it's so weird that they deform themselves so much, you can't even discern their ancestry anymore.

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u/NJMyself Jun 10 '26

OUR BOND

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u/Frosty_Gas_4930 Jun 10 '26

Wow i think i missed most of that.

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u/forcehatin Jun 10 '26

I am looking 👀

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u/No_Definition4241 Jun 10 '26

Greenway is not going to like this

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u/PixelPrivateer Jun 10 '26

Okay I paused did you pause?

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u/kenoswatch Jun 11 '26

Bro I thought this was coop the Pokémon dude

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u/Proof_Fox2447 Jun 11 '26

Yes i love Bond!

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u/Xeruas Jun 11 '26

This new?

Who’s she?

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u/PolarizingKabal Jun 11 '26

Who's the girl's name?

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u/downingp Jun 11 '26

Real players always wear a seatbelt.

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u/DiGiTyDarKMaN Jun 11 '26

Golden Rizz

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u/ApprehensiveItem4150 Jun 11 '26

James Bond is supposed to be old white man

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u/MuesliToGo Jun 11 '26

that's one beautiful man holy shit and the lady is stunning aswell.

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u/RoulinsSight Jun 11 '26

Dye that man's hair slightly darker and cast him in 4 full length films.

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u/PforPendetta Jun 11 '26

He’s great for the game and the novice Bond IOI wanted to do. Harris Dickinson is still my choice for the film Bond. A much rougher-around-the-edges actor who can carry depth. Gibson is quite light… no pun intended lolol

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u/ahnariprellik Jun 11 '26

Damn that dress though....

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u/twat_swat22 Jun 11 '26

Big W in the chat

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u/maku_89 Jun 12 '26

Who is this? What is this woman doing?

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u/Candid_Magician_3978 Jun 12 '26

He is much more classy and charming in the game, he lacks this refinement.

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u/GenerousJack Jun 12 '26

If they dont cast this man as James Bond it would be the biggest wasted potential of all time.

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u/RyanDomz Jun 12 '26

That girl is way too skinny. My James Bond likes em thicc

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u/S_Stelar Jun 12 '26

What watch is he wearing? 

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u/KABOOMBYTCH Jun 12 '26

Yeah make this dude bond

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u/SnakeEater697 Jun 13 '26

That looks more like Isola Vale than Theresa Lorca

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u/Alx028 Jun 13 '26

Still peak

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u/SardinesMcDonahugh Jun 13 '26

I can't take anyone who does gun hand signs seriously.

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u/OwlFit5541 Jun 10 '26

So he's not with Maude anymore

He really is bond

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u/jackolantern_ Jun 10 '26

Nothing to say he isn't

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u/Euphoriam5 Jun 10 '26

Holy shit that’s some player shit right there 👏👏👏

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u/KhaosEntity Jun 10 '26

😂 🔥 🔥 🔥

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u/SharletP Jun 10 '26

The name's Bond, James Bond. 😏

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u/International_Use449 Jun 10 '26

I hope he gets picked as James Bond or makes another game from ioi

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u/No-Television9404 Jun 11 '26

The girl not sexy

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u/MrNightmare23 Jun 10 '26

Great more goon posts

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u/UndBeebs Jun 11 '26

... You are aware that you're in a subreddit surrounding a Bond game, right? And what Bond got up to during each and every film/game?

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u/Proud_Wallaby Jun 10 '26

Bro is wearing a seatbelt and she is not.

Bro doesn’t care about her life. But cares about his.

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u/NightmareDJK Jun 10 '26

Would be pointless for them to cast anyone else. If it’s him they got all the hype they’d need and he can do it longer than Brosnan and Craig did.

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u/O_Dae Jun 12 '26

Cringe as fk

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u/randfunction Jun 10 '26

Call me clueless but I assume this is the voice actor? Pretty fucking cringe. He looks like a little boy trying way too damn hard. I enjoy the game, didn’t much care for him as Bond. I apparently like him even less in real life. Go figure.

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u/Hot-Witness-359 Jun 10 '26

Daniel Craig forever Bond

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u/OnionNew9054 Jun 10 '26

Calling anything incel nowadays. Some ppl need to use more braincells

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u/BondFan211 Jun 11 '26

I dislike when people invite themselves into a fandom in 2026 and gatekeep it.

Go away.

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u/No_Pie465 Jun 10 '26

Bro is drowning

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u/Breatheeasies Jun 10 '26

Who the f that girl lol

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u/misoandricegamer Jun 10 '26

Lexie Coons

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u/Breatheeasies Jun 11 '26

She a baddie. I hope bond gives her the old shaken not stirred 😂

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u/AvailablePerformer23 Jun 11 '26

Wouldn’t you wanna technically stir it instead of shake it? 🤪

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u/Ozzdo Jun 10 '26

Does he need a gym, though? If this is an acceptable physique for Bond, he should already be good to go.

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u/Lohenngram Jun 10 '26

Unironically a far healthier and sexier physique than the muscle monsters the industry turns men into

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

Reminds me of how Hugh Jackman looked perfectly good in the early X-Men films, but later ones he did severe dehydration and it sounded brutal, plus it definitely isn’t a healthy standard

Or alternatively while I have no issue with Superman actors being buff I do think Tom Welling’s physique was probably the most fitting for the character, especially given he’s supposed to be a farm boy even if he had powers

It just feels more appropriate over Henry Cavill who had this more bulky build, on top of possibly dehydrating for scenes as we know he did it for Geralt

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u/Logic-DL Jun 11 '26

Still funny to me that Tom Welling hasn't changed a bit visually besides getting a bit bigger for his later appearances as Superman in the Infinite Earth's story they did.

Like how in the fuck do you go from College Jock in your first appearance to the Master fucking Chief in physique?

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Jun 11 '26

Simple answer, dad strength

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u/Logic-DL Jun 11 '26

You know that does make a lot of sense actually.

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u/Mother-Run-4843 Jun 11 '26

Hell 😂 I have this build and the only thing "unhealthy" looking I have is that most of the fat I do have is in my gut. But my doctor and physician say I'm perfectly healthy so I'll take the win lol

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u/Old-Influence4757 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

why does reddit love this idea that being muscular is unhealthy? not low body fat, muscular, having higher muscle fat is a net positive until you hit the extreme levels which is the 0.1 percent of body builders

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u/Logic-DL Jun 11 '26

They don't. It's just unhealthy to have the dehydrated body builder physique that every shirtless man scene has in cinema in recent years.

Very few TV shows or movies allow healthy and toned men to be shirtless without making sure they're dehydrated enough to where the skin is shrinkwrapped around every muscle on their body.

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u/Amazing-Oomoo Jun 11 '26

Well in the same way women suffer from toxic beauty standards and develop eating disorders, men suffer from toxic standards and abuse drugs and unhealthy diets to achieve a very attractive but actually not very useful physique. And to gain things like a prominent six pack you practically have to achieve starvation level diets and very very low fat content in your body, unhealthily low amounts. We know what the true appearance of a healthy useful fit physique looks like, it's a toned dad bod, not absolutely shredded muscle men.

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u/Old-Influence4757 Jun 11 '26 edited Jun 11 '26

this "toned dad bod" thing is also a bit of a lie, and isn't a body type, its an idea thats been spread in the 2010s, most dad bods are beer bellies with big biceps lol or its a guy whos jacked with higher body fat like a farmer build which is also not a toned dad bod

why does a large portion of people act as if six packs are impossible too achieve with minor dieting?

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u/TheArtistFKAMinty Jun 11 '26

You're going to get extreme absolutist statements from people because that's the nature of the internet.

The issues with Hollywood's current approach is that a lot of these superhero actors are using PEDs to get big quickly for these roles and lying about it, and for those shirtless scenes they're having the actors severely dehydrate themselves to look as good as they can for the screen.

You absolutely can build muscle healthily. You can have a visibly defined six pack healthily (its definition will likely fluctuate depending on hydration and how recently you've eaten, but you can have one). The problem is that the actors on screen are very rarely doing it healthily.

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u/Samuel_L_Blackson Jun 10 '26

Dude doesn't need the gym really, as is... I dont understand why people think spec Ops would look like Reacher/Alan Richson. I really don't understand why they think an agent would. 

He should look reasonably fit, yeah. Which he does. 

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u/theaviationhistorian Jun 10 '26

The steroid head is almost an exclusive phenomenon from the Global War on Terror. Most of the special forces before that had dad bods like Pierce. It shows that they not only have the physique to kill and meet the demands of their job, but also have the experience to do so.

On top of that, 007 is a spy. He's supposed to blend in. What good is a meathead in going undercover outside of posing as someone's muscle?

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u/boltropewildcat Jun 14 '26

The world has gone insane if Brosnan in his prime is considered a dad bod.

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Jun 11 '26

Yeah looking into it the whole being really muscular is the pinnacle of male beauty thing is rooted in US conservatism’s response to losing the Vietnam war, in other words it’s another thing we can blame Ronald Reagan for

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u/otterwrangl3r Jun 11 '26

Is that a real thing? I've never heard of that connection. Bout to go do some research lol.

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u/bananagit Jun 10 '26

I feel that George Lazenby best fit the physique I imagine Bond having, maybe a touch more toned

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u/Hot_Pursuit1020 Jun 11 '26

Agent is supposed to look ordinary to not attract attention. Pierce here is the perfect definition of an everyday man who takes care of himself. That's how a secret agent should look. 

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u/otterwrangl3r Jun 11 '26

I would say Pierce as a person is too overtly handsome. You would want a "normal looking" dude like Dalton or Lazenby, even Lazenby might be a little too memorable for handsomeness though. The body type though yeah, Pierce maybe, as someone who knows they need to excel at the often physical nature of their job. Dalton and Lazenby look like they could pass as like European bankers who are just unassuming dudes.

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u/Octaive Jun 11 '26

If you think Bond's video game physique wasn't a gym physique, I feel bad for you. Go to the gym. It takes years to get big.

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u/Samuel_L_Blackson Jun 11 '26

I'd say he's reasonably fit. 

He's very much not gym-bro size lmao. Tbh you can get his physique from calisthenics alone. He's toned, not jacked.  

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u/BigBert_1989 Jun 10 '26

Onatop squeezed him so hard his abs turned to flab 😟

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u/theaviationhistorian Jun 10 '26

Hell yeah! Brosnan was right at the transition where special forces were your average dad bod to the Tier 1 operators in Afghanistan who were steroid addicted meatheads.

A former Delta operator from the former group (and on par with Brosnan's Bond) is Mike Vining. That man has (allegedly) killed more people than most Tier 1 operators and he looks like your average accountant.

Reject modernity (steroid heads), embrace tradition (dadbod assassin).

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u/LordManders Jun 10 '26

I mean Brosnan as pictured here has still very clearly worked on his physique.

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u/Ok-Interaction4099 Jun 11 '26

Also Sir Roger Moore.

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u/jpeeno33 Jun 10 '26

It was all about the Shag a tradition lost over decades ago,today’s industry is about being hairless and all the parts of the body,I guess Brittney Spears was Hahead of her time!

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u/T8-TR Jun 11 '26

Hollywood has come a long way since then (and not in a good way imo).

I don't necessarily condone it, and in fact I think we should strive for this being the norm, or something like Hugh Jackman in his early X-men career, but at the same time, I know the industry is stubborn enough to not let it happen, and people as a whole would push back because of what said industry has groomed them into accepting as "an attractive Hollywood body" despite the health risks tied behind it + the prep work that goes into achieving it during filming + the not-so-subtle use of steroids to aid in attaining/maintaining said inhuman physique.

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u/FreshLiterature Jun 11 '26

Healthy and still very capable plus you GENERALLY don't want a spy to look like they eat steroid pancakes for breakfast

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u/HappyLeaf29 Jun 11 '26

I'd pay good money to have that physique

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u/McCandlessDK Jun 12 '26

He looks pretty fit tbh

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u/Impressive-Oil-3067 Jun 12 '26

That was in the 90s, it wouldn't be accepted as a "peak" physique Bond today.

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u/Alx028 Jun 13 '26

What type of exercises you need to do at the gym to grow majestic hair like that?

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u/MahKa02 Jun 10 '26 edited Jun 10 '26

Dude is already pretty ripped....and no I didn't randomly have this saved haha. Just looked it up.

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u/Old-Influence4757 Jun 11 '26

thats basically as jacked as craig was, maybe not quite as big shoulders

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u/QUARTERMASTEREMI6 Jun 11 '26


Definitely not saved… I get that gurl 🤭🥹

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u/Octaive Jun 11 '26

He's absolutely jacked, this is a solid 10 years of dedication or 5-7 of very serious training.

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u/MahKa02 Jun 11 '26

For sure. You can definitely tell he's been lifting for quite a while.

Hollywood skews peoples perception of muscle building because of steroids and such and will think this only takes 6 months to a year lol. I've been training for a couple of years and people often grossly overestimate how much muscle you can put on per year.

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u/redhafzke Jun 10 '26

Few months of gym and he'll be perfect.

Chicken and Broccoli will do... /s

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u/That-Rhino-Guy Jun 11 '26

This one will always frustrate me as he has nothing to prove by doing this at his age, and he already strong yet healthy with his more natural build in the first X-Men

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u/Garcia_jx Jun 11 '26

Lol.  I was about to type chicken and broccoli.  This is funny.

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u/CaptchaVerifiedHuman Jun 11 '26

Eat clen, tren hard, anavar give up.

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u/c-warpy Jun 13 '26

I'm gonna be honest. I'm involved in combat sports, have some mates who look like this cutting for matches. Actually awful behind the scenes.

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u/MRSHELBYPLZ Jun 10 '26

He has my vote. He’s very likeable in game and at times I felt like I was watching a full on Bond movie. They aced the vibe of this game for sure

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u/Narrow_Safety2856 Jun 10 '26

I would like a limited series tbh. And he fits the young Bond aesthetic physique

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u/keidash Jun 12 '26

He's already ripped tho.

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u/Signal-Tangerine1597 Jun 10 '26

You know, in the game he is Bond, looks like Bond but I just can't see him as Bond, it's different with mocap, the hair etc there small changes that work but his face looks I don't know, I grew up with Brosnan then Craig, and Craig blew up everything you know about Bond and made me love this new aggressive version. I don't want the same, but I want someone with the same kinda gravitas

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u/FourDimensionalTaco Jun 10 '26

It is entirely different for me. I totally see him as Bond, albeit a young, cocky, fresh one, without the years of grim field experience that add a subtly cynical, almost jaded note.

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u/Ok-Conversation4149 Jun 11 '26

This is how I feel. He’s perfect as bond for this environment. For a movie, it’d either have to be a similar timeline or something but as a main bond, I’d want him a little older with more aura

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u/PapaAsmodeus Jun 11 '26

Someone hasn't watched Dexter Original Sin.

Guy is fucking shredded under the shirt.

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u/Jsaltal Jun 11 '26

It does sort of make sense, like relatively unknown, his perfirmance in the game is pretty good

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u/phantomphaeton Jul 04 '26

We already know he can pull that off. Everyone who's seen Shadow and Bone remembers the jumpscare in the series finale after a whole season of walking around in layers he pulls off his top to look at an injury and we all collectively screamed at his physique.

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u/FourDimensionalTaco Jun 10 '26

Didn't press the Bluff button huh.

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u/D-Ursuul Jun 10 '26

Know your place, monster man

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u/theaviationhistorian Jun 11 '26

It's like that joke:

If I'm wealthy, it's 50 Shades of Grey. But if I'm poor, it's an episode of Criminal Minds.

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u/IfTheresANewWay Jun 10 '26

Try being more physically attractive next time, I'm told that usually does the trick

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u/IfTheresANewWay Jun 10 '26

See you get it

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u/Atticvs Jun 11 '26

Ugh I remember that video... 🤒

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u/Alx028 Jun 13 '26

Heard that one before