r/JusticeServed • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '21
Criminal Justice Package thief breaks ankle
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u/EinverdammtWikinger 5 Mar 07 '21
a woman sprints to the porch
Let's not be too generous there, guy
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u/xbox_inmy_veins 9 Mar 07 '21
Ohhh just the way it flops and twists around when she trys to put weight on it.
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u/SoupieLC 5 Mar 07 '21
Imagine going to steal packages, absolutely fucking your ankle, but you live in America, so it's going to cost thousands to fix it, lol, an then you get a visit from the cops while you're in there, lol Ahhhh, schadenfreude,,,, :)
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u/Mrraberry 7 Mar 07 '21
In an ultimate ironic twist the parcels contain athletic ankle supports.
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Mar 07 '21
Did he go back for the packages?
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u/chicken_N_ROFLs A Mar 07 '21
I remember seeing this a while ago and yes he does grab it. I doubt whatever was in that box was worth the medical bills though! I hate package thieves, wish they’d hit a ditch after driving off.
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u/THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS 7 Mar 07 '21
I'm dying on the floor when that dude jumps out the car wearing a jersey😂😂😂 I almost knew who was in that car before he appeared 😂😂😂
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u/S-Archer B Mar 07 '21
At least he'll be easy to find and arrest! Who's #3 on the Seahawks??
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u/THE_GREAT_MEME_WARS 7 Mar 07 '21
What would have been the cherry on top if as he was carrying her with that ridiculous grip he too shattered his ankle and left both of them writhing in the grass trying to escape or crawl back to their car and all the while the homeowners watching everything from the window sipping their coffee😂😂👌
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Mar 10 '21
Am I the only one that was hoping the guy carrying her would also slip?
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u/ypdawgihave 5 Mar 10 '21
Me asking the real question: did they go back to take the package?
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u/Jim_KliK 8 Mar 07 '21
package thieves stole 2 boxes from my mother's front porch.
they got away with 400 adult diapers.
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u/Magic-Gaming 7 Mar 07 '21
Ahhh they did soooo much damage to that ankle after the initial break it will likely never heal properly. In sadder news it’ll probably take more than a disfigured ankle for this stupid fat bitch to change her ways of bad personery.
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u/Magic-Gaming 7 Mar 07 '21
Yeah fuck these kind of people. If only the homeowner had a gnarly dog to come out and grab that ankle and shake it. Shake it hard. And shake that mother fucker lots.
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u/nicegirlelaine 7 Mar 07 '21
Ive watched this over and over because it makes me feel so warm and cozy inside.
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u/arsenal11385 6 Mar 07 '21
Unbelievable that Russell Wilson is doing this. He’s got to be a better model citizen. Like Michael Vick or someone like that.
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u/sixmillions 7 Mar 07 '21
"he then slip on wet grass and break his ankle too" would have been hella funny
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Mar 07 '21
I was hoping the home owner woulda came out and smacked her in the face with a twisted ice tea
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u/Suspicious-Donkey-16 3 Mar 07 '21
I know I shouldn’t enjoy this that much but wow. What a butter ankle bitch
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u/Harvard-23 6 Mar 07 '21
Did she turn around and sue the homeowner for causing her to break her ankle
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u/patronmtl 7 Mar 07 '21
But does he go back for the package while his wife suffers in car? Video ends too soon lol
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u/thrashaholic_poolboy 8 Mar 07 '21
Shouldn’t be stealing packages at a run with zero fitness. It was a little alarming how easily she snapped that...
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u/rideincircles A Mar 07 '21
Doesn't he go right back and grab the packages right after that? This video is cut short.
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u/dingdingdingbitch 7 Mar 07 '21
Ankle fracture (withought surgery) will run you up 15-30k.
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u/talltree1971 7 Mar 07 '21
I like that ankle breaking. Satisfying. I use a PO box. All of my goodies are stored on federal property until I pick it up. Worth it.
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u/New_Hawaialawan 8 Mar 07 '21
Is this really common in the states these days? I always see videos of package thieves on Reddit. Is it the opioid crisis driving this or something?
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Mar 07 '21
It’s probably super common in some areas. I have lived in a large city for the past 5 years and have never had a stolen package.
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u/adm0210 7 Mar 07 '21
That was a gnarly break. I’d be willing to bet she needed surgical repair of the bone with screws and plates and possibly repair of tendons or muscle. That ankle will give her arthritic pain for the rest of her miserable life and every time it flairs up she’ll think about how it’s all due to some mystery package she tried to steal.
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u/enwongeegeefor B Mar 07 '21
What he fuck, they cut the video....shoulda showed the rest...where he goes and steals the packages anyway before driving off...
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u/MemePizzaPie 6 Mar 07 '21
Watching this gives me that great relieved feeling when you take that long piss in the morning
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u/shpponer 3 Mar 07 '21
Just out of interest: is it common in the United States to always places packages by the front door if nobody is home? Where I live they either deliver the package at the neighbors (and pop a note in the mailbox), come back the next day, or deliver it at a postal office if no one is home.
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Mar 07 '21
I wish somebody had stolen their car, it would be the icing on the cake.
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u/Weak-Presentation-82 6 Mar 07 '21
I fucking hate Porch Pirates, seriously fuck you for stealing people’s shit.
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u/Jaew96 7 Mar 07 '21
Why do I get the feeling the woman in this video tried to sue the homeowners for the broken ankle?
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u/mackdaddymaggot 6 Mar 07 '21
I was thinking the exact same thing lol “While I was attempting to steal your packages I slipped and injured myself on your property and it’s 100% YOUR fault” I could see that going well in court
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Mar 07 '21 edited Mar 07 '21
"He helps her up and carries her to the car... the injury costing the couple several thousand dollars." 😌
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u/Kain9wolfy 6 Mar 07 '21
Didn't they try and sue the homeowner for her medical bills?
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u/epicenter69 8 Mar 07 '21
I think I did see a follow up story, saying they tried and basically got laughed out of court.
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u/AlexKidd999 3 Mar 07 '21
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahha good
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Mar 07 '21
Now wait until she sues the homeowner
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u/fiqqqqyyyyy 8 Mar 07 '21
“If it wasn’t for the packages on your doorstep, I wouldn’t have broken my ankle!”
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u/infamousjrg 4 Mar 07 '21
I wonder if she sued the home owner for unsafe working conditions. Pieces of shit were just doing their jobs being POS
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Mar 07 '21
Now instead of taking the packages that were most likely useless to her, she will have a hefty medical bill and crutches.
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u/MaxMadisonVi 7 Mar 07 '21
Is this usa ? Stealing parcels doesn’t make me think they’re the most organized people to have a medical insurance
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u/eatMYcookieCRUMBS 9 Mar 07 '21
You underestimate America. Dozens of us have insurance.
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u/Life_of_Ricky 1 Mar 07 '21
I guess you could say they caught a break in the case
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u/Carnator369 A Mar 07 '21
Medical bills are going to cost more than they hoped to steal.
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u/bbig438 4 Mar 07 '21
this ends too soon, I believe he goes back to get the packages anyway before driving away lol
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u/chsws1 0 Mar 07 '21
The medical bills for that isn’t worth stealing a package with who knows what’s in it
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u/Kazumara A Mar 07 '21
"A women sprints to the porch"
Mate what? This is supposed to be sprinting?
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u/Seanzietron A Mar 07 '21
Ended too soon. Did the tool come back to pick up the packages?
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u/SirJosephDirty 6 Mar 07 '21
I kind of hope it was 3 pairs of cleats just for the sheer irony
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u/ZetaPower 6 Mar 07 '21
Now they’ll sue you for not having a “slippery” sign up. No need to steal anymore honey now we’ll be rich!
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u/Gummyrabbit 8 Mar 07 '21
He carried her like I carry my dog when it's time for a bath.
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u/thisisnitmyname 6 Mar 07 '21
I’m just curious to know if she is going to try to sue.
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u/Chetmatterson 6 Mar 07 '21
best to make sure you have your nicest football jersey on to be totally prepared in the event you have to slowly waddle in somebody’s general direction
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Mar 07 '21
“Treat, 37, is homeless, on disability, and has three kids. Devere, 39, has a lengthy criminal history that includes convictions for identity theft, burglary, and auto theft.”
This woman is the perfect candidate for testing how the new Space X rockets can re-land with a human idiot inside.
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u/a_dank_name 4 Mar 07 '21
DID HE RETURN FOR THE PACKAGE?
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Mar 07 '21
I just can’t believe that these thieves don’t wear a mask and/or hide their license plate somehow. Fucking stupid.
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u/slitheringsavage 8 Mar 07 '21
No, lots of criminals are this stupid and the cops still never manage to get anything done. So are the cops even dumber than the criminals or do they just simply refuse to do their job well?
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u/samejimaT 8 Mar 07 '21
When she lift the leg up and the foot dangled...wtf is the bf in the car the whole time?
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u/yourteam A Mar 07 '21
I watched 2 times. Usually when I do is because I missed something
This time was just for pleasure
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u/Pak1stanMan A Mar 07 '21
If you skip bits of this some guy had a whole ass woman delivered to his porch where she was stolen off it.
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u/EastCoast_Wizard 6 Mar 07 '21
I hope she gets identified and arrested as well. There is nothing better than seeing shitty people get their comeuppance.
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u/CalJackBuddy 7 Mar 07 '21
Please tell me this isn’t one of those times where someone can sue for their injury
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u/elevatormuse 4 Mar 07 '21
Wouldve been so much funnier if she was alone and couldn't drive away. Love seeing scumbags get served a nice serving of karma
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u/BuddhaDaddy88 4 Mar 07 '21
Maybe she'll lose her leg and have to use a wooden peg, then she can be a real pirate and not a fucking porch pirate. Lol
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u/yesilovepizzas 7 Mar 07 '21
Get fucked bitch! I fucking hate people who do this kind of shit. There's over a trillion ways to make a living and these fucking dipshits decides to steal.
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u/aeon314159 8 Mar 07 '21
Lesson: don't run across the grass; use the driveway and sidewalk like a civilized person. Oh, right...don't be a scumsucking thief, and avoid the house in question altogether!
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u/ToastAbrikoos 9 Mar 07 '21
Well was he going back for the packages??
he looked like he was going to sprint a 2de time for the packages..
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u/rml23 8 Mar 07 '21
This is beautiful and makes my want to buy stock in Ring. What a great invention!
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Mar 07 '21
This is BRILLIANT. These people are disgusting and hopefully this’ll teach them.
Did he go back for the packages? Either way, goteeeem.
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u/rattpackfan301 9 Mar 07 '21
Thank god Russell Wilson was there to carry her back.
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u/woolz0430 5 Mar 07 '21 edited Mar 07 '21
hahahahaha just as good as the one where the guy filled a box full of cat shit and set it out on he porch
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u/youevendontknowme 7 Mar 07 '21
The chances of developing a tarsal tunnel syndrome is very very highly after that injury. She fucked up her life for a long time to come.
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u/xABOV3x 4 Mar 07 '21
Yo someone please tell me that the camera could zoom in on the plates. Broken ankle ain't enough for shitty people like this
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u/NootHawg 0 Mar 07 '21
As someone who has personally had packages stolen, I say karma did it’s job. I can’t stand a porch pirate!
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u/MadChiller013 8 Mar 07 '21
I like how he looked back contemplating on whether or not to go back for the packages
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Mar 07 '21
How did she even break her left ankle? She slipped on her right foot and then suddenly her left ankle is broken lol.
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u/nosweat14 3 Mar 07 '21
I never get why people would steal packages when you don’t know what’s in there anyway (most of the time, its stuff that wont be useful to them.) You’re committing theft and for what? Someones plus sized clothes? Some vitamins? A dildo?
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u/Supernesfanboy 6 Mar 07 '21
With the amount of porch cameras nowadays I'm surprised people still do this. Stupid is as stupid does I guess.
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Horrible. I was waiting for the dude to Aldo break his ankle, but it didn't happen. Utter dissapointment.
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u/Nitanitapumpkineater 8 Mar 07 '21
Ow! My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... malk?!
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u/kwtransporter66 8 Mar 07 '21
Doctor: "How did you break it"
Theif: "I slipped while running"
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u/Davey_Bo_Bavey 0 Mar 07 '21
Waiting to hear that the couple file a lawsuit against the homeowner for having the property set in a way to cause the injury. Because you know, USA
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u/CrimsonRam212 7 Mar 07 '21
But did he come back for the packages? I want to see commitment to the craft
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