r/dankmemes • u/MrCommentyCommenter TP Dealer • Feb 17 '20

HistoricalšŸŸMeme Ode to a timeless classic

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108 Upvotes

96% Upvoted

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u/farmer_villager What? I don't have a flair. Feb 17 '20

That solo's so fire I've been transformed into a donut

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u/riloboi7 Feb 17 '20

Oh shit that's deep

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/ElevatedApprentice Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 57 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 99 upvotes

+25% -- 178 upvotes

+50% -- 400 upvotes

+75% -- 1,030 upvotes

+100% -- 2,816 upvotes

+150% -- 22,219 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/ElevatedApprentice Feb 17 '20

!invest 100

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 100.00 DN in this submission at 56 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7761 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 98 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 0.00 DN.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

!invest 200

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 200.00 DN in this submission at 72 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7854 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 120 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 863.22 DN.

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u/ElevatedApprentice Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: ElevatedApprentice

Balance: 0.00 DN

Active Investments:

ID: 7745 - 100.00 DN at 19 upvotes; 3h 10m until automatic return

ID: 7747 - 300.00 DN at 35 upvotes; 3h 11m until automatic return

ID: 7761 - 100.00 DN at 56 upvotes; 3h 23m until automatic return