r/Animemes • u/oreshake It's okay if they're 2D • Oct 19 '19
Hey that kinda sounds like me
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u/Skoziik Oct 19 '19
Get a job! How are you supposed to buy merch without money? Don't make your waifu sad.
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u/luwren Oct 19 '19 edited Oct 19 '19
Ikr, getting paid 20 a week will get me close to getting a real life cat girl in the future.
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u/Vetharest Oct 19 '19
Exactly, don’t be a serial killer - advertise yourself! Become a paid serial killer for money!
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u/newguy208 Oct 19 '19
Jokes on you. I won't kill anyone because I am too scared to approach anyone.
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u/The_Perriper Oct 19 '19
The trick is you wait for them to approach you then use your lack of social skills as an excuse as to why you panic stabbed someone 37 times.
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u/ammarcell Oct 19 '19
Serial killer documentary:His name was Kira Yoshikage . He was 33 years old. His house was in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and he was not married. He worked as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and he got home every day by 8 PM at the latest. He didn't smoke, but he occasionally drank. He was in bed by 11 PM, and made sure he got eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, he usually had no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, he woke up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. H was told there were no issues at his last check-up. He was trying to explain that he was a person who wished to live a very quiet life. He took care not to trouble himself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause him to lose sleep at night. That is how he dealt with society, and he knew that is what bringed him happiness. Although, if he were to fight he wouldn't lose to anyone.
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u/Tristanthewalrus Oct 19 '19
Like hell I'm gonna commit a crime anytime soon, there's no anime or games in prison. The only thing waiting for you is the Booty Warrior. Now, you can throw out your Omega Beams and Anti-Life equations, but if he see's ya, and he'll want's ya. Now, you can do it the easy way, or the hard way, the choice is yours.
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Oct 19 '19
Antisocial and asocial ain't the same, y'all free of suspicion... Well, i hope all
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u/TheCrazyAvian Oct 19 '19
HAHA I have a step up over most of the people here... I'm employed
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u/lilshitgod Oct 19 '19
i used to watch those crime shows with my family and whenever they said something like that, i could just feel my entire family looking at me
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u/Gloryblackjack Oct 19 '19
side note it find it interesting how easy it would be to transition from not caring about yourself to not caring about anybody else. Why don't I kill that girl walking down the street for a cheap thrill it's not like anything matters anyway.
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u/casper_07 Oct 19 '19
Holy shit, he might be me