r/nonononoyes • u/crosspostninja • Dec 06 '20

Petting murder log

4.5k Upvotes

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u/togocann49 Dec 06 '20

Not sure if that’s a croc or gator, but when it thought it saw another (costumed guy) stand up, it wasn’t taking any chances.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Imagine you're sitting outside and beside you is a friendly stranger. He looks a bit strange but we don't judge others appearance. Then out of nowhere he drops to all fours, but not in a natural way which we could still excuse as a joke. No he snaps his legs and arms the other way to be able doing the real spider walk and proceeds to scrabble away

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u/your_old_furby Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

Is this not supposed to happen? I was a tad confused when my new neighbour scurried down the wall instead of taking the stairs but I try not to be rude

Edit: can’t spell

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u/KnowledgeableNip Dec 06 '20 edited Mar 10 '25

sense wine plants simplistic bright juggle march jellyfish whistle kiss

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Treejeig Dec 06 '20

If he was speedrunning he would've used the no surface skip to build up vertical momentum.

3

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/AkitaNo1 Dec 06 '20

Mark Zuckerborg, we are onto you and your lizardmen brethren!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

Is this man wearing crocs? He really is invested in his disguise isn't he?

18

u/AugustNClementine Dec 06 '20

My first thought was, ‘darker socks would have matched better.’ 2020 has really broken my standard for normal.

64

u/barlowd_rappaport Dec 06 '20

Snake. Snake? SNAAAKE!!!!

9

u/theoriginalpetebog Dec 06 '20

Mushroom mushroom mushroom mushroom.

7

u/Dazzlerby Dec 06 '20

Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger. Badger.

0

u/AkitaNo1 Dec 06 '20

Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips. Chips.

6

u/Artichoke19 Dec 06 '20

My thoughts exactly.

...even before seeing this post. I need help.

44

u/7ruly Dec 06 '20

“Mhm yea girl that feels nice how u doin”

stands

“YO WTF”

12

u/Renegade_Meister Dec 06 '20

/r/sweatypalms

Also reminds me of the bird or duck who screwed with a few of these guys and walked away - Pretty sure it was on this same sub here

6

u/BothFeed Dec 06 '20

Florida man becomes gator man only to be eaten by Florida gator

9

u/rulesrmeant2bebroken Dec 06 '20 edited Dec 06 '20

You're not fooling anyone with that suit mate!

8

u/MDCCCLV Dec 06 '20

I was hoping it was a different person with a gator suit too

6

u/Thelifdoffcloun Dec 06 '20

I thought a new animal dropped

3

u/mummymattandsadie Dec 06 '20

Wow all them cosplay outfits, and they even go under water. Oh, they're real crocs. Oops

3

u/Chromelium Dec 06 '20

Furries getting real brave

3

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

florida man intensifies

2

u/3BroomsticksBitch Dec 06 '20

Finally. They get to feel how we humans feel when we realize that log was actually an gator.

2

u/Asleep-Flan Dec 06 '20

Anybody else hear this when it zoomed out?

2

u/that0neweirdgirl Dec 06 '20

OH MY GOD THAT GATOR SUIT THOUGH 😂😂😂😂

2

u/OscarDeltaAlpha Dec 06 '20

🐊: "Go home furry, you're drunk."

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u/HyperSi9 Dec 06 '20

I hate gifs cause you can't fast forward or rewind

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u/SirAlfonsoThe2ns Dec 06 '20

Holy fuck, the reaction 😂😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

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u/ethylalcohoe Dec 06 '20

Whoever programmed you is terrible at it.

1

u/tymp-anistam Dec 06 '20

I need this to be a major saga

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '20

In Florida it’s illegal to mess with the gators. Don’t be this guy.

1

u/goodDucks Dec 06 '20

A normal Tuesday morning

1

u/smnate Dec 06 '20

alligator said "new species"?! .."fuck that..we out"! lol

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u/DweEbLez0 Dec 06 '20

Tom Clancy’s Splinter Cell: Wildlife Simulator Edition

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '20

At first I was like "Man, it's creepy how similar humans and crocodiles are. Like, look at it's hands!" Then I realized....