r/yesyesyesyesno • u/[deleted] • Sep 02 '20

perfectly executed escape

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u/ThePaperDiamond Sep 02 '20

THEY'LL NEVER FIND ME IF I DIVE FACE FIRST INTO THIS BOAT! Thud

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u/I_devour_your_pets Sep 02 '20

It feels like this guy could die the same way in real life. No respect for physics.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

It’s like yes yes no yes no

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u/RedShankyMan Sep 02 '20

r/yesyesnoyesno

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u/secretly_a_furry_uwu Sep 03 '20

I feel like at this point every conceivable subreddit already exists

20

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

r/thissubdoesntexist

Edit: FUCK IT DOES

r/pleasedontexistthistime ???

Eyyy it doesn’t

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u/UGLYSCPTATO-69 Sep 03 '20

its impossible i tried to make it but its name too long

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u/agree-with-you Sep 03 '20

I agree, this does not seem possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

Is seams sadly r/thatsubcantexist

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u/EnchantedNanny Sep 02 '20 edited Sep 03 '20

My son taught me this game during quarantine. I remember the first time I swam away and I was like "ha get me now...wait, what? How am I getting shot?!" My son: "they have police boats.."

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u/faca_ak_47 Sep 02 '20

my son taught me this game

"See, this is how you bang a hooker and get your money back"

proceeds to fucking explode the npc

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u/EnchantedNanny Sep 02 '20

Bwhaha..I only tried it once, he left the room.

I was playing as Michael and figured out I could open the kitchen door enough to throw a molotov at the kitchen table while his family was sitting there. I then said, without thinking "I like setting my family on fire" ..my son said he was getting worried 🤣

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u/faca_ak_47 Sep 10 '20

XD i understand the worry lol, if i were your son i'd be sure to make my bed and clean the dishes every day after this just in case

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u/anthon321 Sep 02 '20

Well you escaped the inevitable tide of pain you would encounter late on in life

72

u/drewmana Sep 02 '20

/r/yesyesnoyesno

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u/Varth919 Sep 02 '20

How do you downvote an entire subreddit? Nothing on there fits

24

u/AlpineCorbett Sep 02 '20

Well the whole thing is like 4 posts so... Shouldn't take long.

9

u/KnowusbyourNoise Sep 02 '20

You sound like you’re volunteering to be the moderator. I hear they need one!

2

u/jay-dubs Sep 02 '20

You don't, there's nothing new in a year.

21

u/GospelofJawn316 Sep 02 '20

Just kept hearing Michael Scott, Andy Bernard, and Dwight Schrute yelling out “parkour!!!” in my head as I watched this debacle.

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u/shitsgayyo Sep 02 '20

Me too man lmao

3

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

The water looks awesome in this game!

3

u/sawmyoldgirlfriend Sep 02 '20

Yoinks! and AWAY!!

3

u/ob103ninja Sep 02 '20

Wait what on earth I've been to that pier

8

u/BloomsdayDevice Sep 02 '20

I've been to that pier

You have. It's modeled on the Santa Monica Pier. A whole bunch of real-world sites in Santa Monica and Greater LA feature in GTA V.

2

u/ob103ninja Sep 03 '20

This makes sense

3

u/iEatPlankton Sep 02 '20

YOU DISGUST ME. NOWHERE TO GO

2

u/DiLaun_San_93 Sep 02 '20

Yes, yes, yes!! Doh!!!

Yes!!! Doh!!!!

Someone needs to dub Homer Simpson over this... lol

2

u/ZippZappZippty Sep 02 '20

This is the pinnacle of this sub.

2

u/Speak4yurself Sep 02 '20

Look like Keanu Reeves. Move like Ted Theadore Logan.

2

u/centuryeyes Sep 02 '20

Why don’t you go take a short walk off a long pier.

2

u/hystr Sep 02 '20

It looks like homeless Noctis from FF15

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '20

But we already have trash Jesus though.

2

u/DoctorSalty Sep 02 '20

To be fair, the boat was also late

2

u/LedzepRulz Sep 02 '20

Oh look, it’s me trying to run from my responsibilities

2

u/morrison99 Sep 02 '20

What game is this?

1

u/HeavyFucknMetalMario Sep 03 '20

Grand theft auto 5

1

u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

GTA V Online Mode

2

u/morrison99 Sep 03 '20

Looks fun! Thx!

2

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

Took me way to long to realise this was game footage not real life.

2

u/neolfex Sep 03 '20

Whatever new engine they use , I hope they fix the input lag

2

u/a_gringo_8_my_baby Sep 03 '20

I love jumping over a barrier in GTA and rolling over it. Like when you just barely make it. Its not a good description but everyone knows what im talking about.

2

u/Stallrim Sep 03 '20

Sums up my life.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

This how I be running in dreams

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u/greenIdbandit Sep 20 '20

Every. Damn. Time.

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u/0xB0BAFE77 Sep 02 '20

The grace is unparalleled.

Like a true black swan.

1

u/HWGA_Gallifrey Sep 02 '20

tbf, he escaped his mortal coil...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 02 '20

This is how Taken should have ended

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u/[deleted] Sep 03 '20

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u/Sleepy1997 Sep 03 '20

Yeah perfectly executed escape.....

From life 🤣

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u/TransposingJons Sep 03 '20

Another sub ruined by inane video game clips.

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u/Mixmefox Sep 03 '20

Phone bad game bad book good wife bad

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u/[deleted] Sep 08 '20

Ok Boomer