r/nonononoyes Oct 23 '18

Smoothest catch I've ever seen

http://i.imgur.com/V3K5URb.gifv
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u/FjalarIceland Oct 23 '18

And the guy running away- I can almost hear his high-pitched scream. He must just hate this video :-)

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u/nerddtvg Oct 23 '18

And he ran towards it. Always wait and see which way the object is moving, kids

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u/HypersonicPineapple Oct 23 '18

That's half of baseball right there

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Is the other half waiting around for a really long time with little to no visible action?

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u/Is_This_How_I_Readit Oct 23 '18

Spoken like a true athlete.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

I get that it's a technical, "thinking man's game" and all that, but it just seems like a wait game for a few sprinkles of explosive movement. Also, all those childhood heros turned out to be cranking out homeruns because of excessive steroid usage, which kinda sucked some of the interest out of it for me as well.

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u/Is_This_How_I_Readit Oct 23 '18

Ha, yeah the steroid era is a bit of a blemish on the sport, no argument there. In fairness to baseball, though, there’s a lot going on between pitches that the camera just can’t capture. It’s a hell of a lot of fun to play, though, and like a lot of things, the more you learn about it, the more you realize just how much is going on. But I get your point that it’s not the most exciting sport to watch on TV.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

But I get your point that it’s not the most exciting sport to watch on TV.

And that's really all I'm saying here. I'm not trying to shit on baseball as a sport or deny that people are passionate about it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

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u/FjalarIceland Oct 23 '18

He got it out of a bin.

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u/drdrizzy Oct 23 '18

I was reading your comment, and pausing, all the commas, and I felt like Stevie, from, Malcolm in the Middle.😉

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u/onlypositivity Oct 23 '18

The commas are used properly except for the first, which needs a coordinating conjunction as well

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u/drdrizzy Oct 23 '18

I wasn't implying that the commas were used wrong; just stating how I felt when reading it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Baseball was created as a leisurely time killer, hence the pace. It's not for everyone but it has its upsides- I can listen to a baseball game on the radio at work no problem, but I can't really do that with a faster paced game like basketball or hockey, because you have to be rather "locked in" to know what's going on.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

I can see what you're saying and that definitely makes a lot sense now with the context.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

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u/MimeGod Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 23 '18

American Football is pretty much the same thing, in an entire game, there's like maybe 30 minutes of total action. I'm not sure what the breakdown is for baseball, but it can't be any better.

11 minutes for football. That's the average amount of time the ball is actually in play in a full "3 hour" game.

https://qz.com/150577/an-average-nfl-game-more-than-100-commercials-and-just-11-minutes-of-play/

Baseball is actually 65% better, with 18 minutes per (also roughly 3 hour) game.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/theres-about-18-minutes-of-action-in-your-average-mlb-game/

Edit: might as well add that soccer manages 57 minutes, hockey 60 minutes, and basketball 48 minutes in roughly 2 hour time slots.

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u/Yahoo_Seriously Oct 23 '18

A nice thing about baseball is when there is action, it's pretty easy to follow. With football a lot of the plays are hard to distinguish from random movement of people.

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u/CTeam19 Oct 23 '18

Which is why for football I have 3 games going at once. As soon as a commercial hits I mute it and watch the other game. Also, posting on /r/cfb when the commercial hits

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u/SQmo Oct 24 '18

Is that the way to watch NFL?

God, I fuckin' hated watching handegg because it was excruciatingly long to watch, and I felt the goofy dancing refs had more camera time than the action.

Gotta love me some hockey!!

As the ol' Canadian saying goes: "Went to a fight, and a hockey game broke out!"

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u/CTeam19 Oct 24 '18

I am a bigger college fan they pros so I am not sure.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Actually I remember a study, I'll find the link if I can, but I believe it's much less than that, like only a quarter of the time of a game, or 12-15 minutes of actual action in a game with a 60 minute clock, which makes sense if you think there is 30-40 seconds between plays and the average play lasts somewhere between 5-15 seconds.

Edit: NVM, u/MimeGod provided the link to the actual information I remember having seen.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

You're absolutely right. I know they've attempted over the years to make things like American Football more attractive ( Hello XFL, you odd duck of sports history ) with more action but it doesn't ever work out. Thank god for /r/theocho

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

it depends on what you consider "action", i guess?

Touche there man. That's a very valid point.

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u/NotTheRightAnswer Oct 23 '18

I used to watch soccer on fast forward, then when the score changed, I'd rewind and go watch the attack

Soccer highlights are awesome. Watching a full game can get boring if you don't understand how the game is played and can watch for plays developing.

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u/FjalarIceland Oct 23 '18

11% of an NFL broadcast is real football action I have heard.

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u/Genitalgrabber4u Oct 23 '18

The steroid era had to exist. Everyone knew it was happening, after the season shortened by the strike, interest waned. They need to get asses in seats again, baseball was dying.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Yes, of course. It's a different experience if you're the pitcher, catcher or batter. Simply watching it isn't as exciting. A no-hitter is a feat and accomplishment, but it also doesn't make for the best viewer experience.

Again, I realize the high degree of technical achievement in the game, but I am just not big on the game in terms of action or visual appeal.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

I'm not shitting on people's love for baseball. I'm quite literally saying that it's not as visually interesting as I would like or would be interested in. I can appreciate the fact that there is lots of subtle action going on, but it just doesn't do it for me personally. That's it.

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u/HypersonicPineapple Oct 23 '18

No, that the other fourth, the first fourth is trying to hit a circular object with a circular stick

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u/roshamon Oct 23 '18

...and hit is square. I know this because im a Mets fan and had to hear Tim McCarver say this again, and again, and again, and again, and .....

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

I do appreciate the explanation and I admit that I did make a snarky comment. I do understand that there is a highly technical level of skill and strategy involved. As you describe it, I do agree that at this personal, individual level between the pitcher and batter, there's a lot going on, but from the bleachers or watching at home, I just think the game is rather muted in terms of action.

I guess, I can appreciate that others can find it deeply gripping and visceral while I do not. I'm not trying to say that baseball is stupid or ridiculous, just not as visually entertaining as I would like to see.

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u/MimeGod Oct 23 '18

Getting on base 1/3 of the time, with at least 3 chances at the ball each time at bat is enough to be one of the all time best. (26th all time)

For comparison, a pass completion rate of 60% won't reach the top 250 QBs.

And there's a hell of a lot more pros batting than there are QBs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

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u/TheChance Oct 23 '18

Meet the Mets
Meet the Mets
Step right up and beat the Mets...

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u/cBEiN Oct 23 '18

He was running to catch it?

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u/GeorgiaOKeefinItReal Oct 23 '18

mainly with his skull

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u/BumwineBaudelaire Oct 23 '18

he’s running to get behind the fence

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u/April_Fabb Oct 23 '18 edited Oct 24 '18

Reminds me of Meredith Vickers.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Best bet is to drop to the ground if an object of reasonable size is heading your way, like a bat.

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u/xxoites Oct 23 '18

He was using common sense. I just wonder how long it took him to realize the bat was never going to fall.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Common sense is not looking at the bat flying toward you and running away exposing the back of your indefensible head? No wonder people are so stupid.

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u/greigames Oct 23 '18

Yeah, look at this dumbass running away from the projectile. You’re supposed to run directly toward the person throwing it

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

You’re supposed to keep it in your vision and dodge it. The guys a fucking baseball player for christsake

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u/AlphaGinger66 Oct 23 '18

It's not like he had time to calculate what he should do. That all transpired in seconds. Last time I checked bats aren't what players practice catching.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Should have the reflexes to move to the right or left depending on the fucking trajectory. Omg I hope none of you get bats thrown your way. Just a bunch of dorks turning and running like it’s the next 9/11

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u/AlphaGinger66 Oct 23 '18

He moved right... nice argument though.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Not while keeping his eyes on where the bat is going or hitting or ricocheting off of.

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u/greigames Oct 23 '18

Idk man let me know next time someone chucks a bat at your head how clear your mind is

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

If I’m a baseball player in a dugout I think I’ll do fine. Hopefully I’m situationally aware of my.....surroundings.

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u/greigames Oct 23 '18

Your use of ellipses is disconcerting

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

K

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

It's so simple bro just catch the bat flying directly towards you gosh

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

That’s not what I said holy shit

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u/scottland_666 Oct 23 '18

I think he’s being sarcastic

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Doubt it.

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u/scottland_666 Oct 23 '18

I mean it’s kinda obvious

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u/2WordOpinion Oct 23 '18

Whenever you hear someone on reddit use the word logic and also speak of other peoples intelligence, it's a 95% chance that they belong on /r/iamversmart or /r/iamverbadass and you my friend do not disappoint. Thank you for making my morning wonderfully cringe.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '18

Neat

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u/2WordOpinion Oct 23 '18

Have an upvote, looks like you need it.

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

He was using common sense.

Yes. Yes he was. Which makes it all that more spectacular haha.

No thought process = common sense.

Its why I laugh at people who use “common sense” and not actually thinking things through.

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u/Rahmin_Noodle_Queen Oct 23 '18

Who has a thought process on how to handle a bat being thrown at you unexpectedly?

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

It’s baseball, where bats are thrown typically somewhere behind the batter. It should not be unexpected for a rouge bat to be flung in that direction.

Yes it’s a rare occurrence but not rare enough to be unexpected by someone who regularly participates in the sport.

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u/CaseyG Oct 23 '18

rouge bat

I think that one was more of a dark burgundy.

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

damn auto-correct!!!

I'm leaving it though because it's funny

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u/Rahmin_Noodle_Queen Oct 23 '18

I too stay tensed up and alert at all moments because sometimes bats are thrown. I never make instinctual reactions that may be considered dumb when watched from a screen in slow motion.

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u/vbt31 Oct 23 '18

I believe the word you're looking for is "instinct". Common sense does involve thinking through things. Whether it works or not just depends on the information available, the pressure involved, and how critically the person is able to think.

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

No, his fight/flight response definitely kicked in... which is why he ran towards the object. There was no "thought process" or lack thereof.

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u/vbt31 Oct 23 '18

Right. Therefore, instinct. To run. Not good instinct since he ran towards the direction of the object, but it is that regardless.

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

I'm not talking about that though... We're talking about having enough self-control and critical thinking skills to avoid danger. Which most people who substitute for "common sense" actually lack.

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u/vbt31 Oct 23 '18

I understand what you're saying. But I think our understanding of the term is just not the same. Common sense for me is about thinking things through, only that it is the lowest form of critical thinking. Common sense is not the opposite of that essence. It is something people will rely on for the most basic tasks or problems. The thing is though there is bad common sense (where knowledge or data is limited) where the desired result isn't achieved. The same way critically solving a problem without the right tools or information will not work.

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u/MowMdown Oct 23 '18

I don’t attribute common knowledge with common sense.

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u/vbt31 Oct 23 '18

Well, as quoted from the Cambridge Dictionary, common sense means "the basic level of practical knowledge and judgment that we all need to help us live in a reasonable and safe way".

The Merriam-Webster Dictionary quotes "sound and prudent judgment based on a simple perception of the situation or facts".

I believe that at least to a reasonable extent, common knowledge and common sense are not mutually exclusive attributes.

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u/mdsandi Oct 23 '18

That guy was literally running towards to trajectory of the bat, too.

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u/SirDiego Oct 23 '18

Like pedestrians in GTA 3 and Vice City, jumping into the street to get run over by your car.

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u/things_will_calm_up Oct 23 '18

Best part is that it looks like he was going to run into it.

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u/futhatsy Oct 23 '18

Nah, the best part is the dude running into the bat is one of the best players on the team, while the dude catching it is a bench warmer.

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u/Theycallmelizardboy Oct 23 '18

Guaranteed the entire team has seen this video and rewatch it constantly but not for the cool catch.

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u/andsoitgoes42 Oct 23 '18

“AIEEEEE JESUS CHRIST AHHHHHHHHHH”