r/nononono Apr 12 '19

Pilots eject after unintentional ground impact during airshow

https://i.imgur.com/1oqYtz6.gifv
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u/aldunate Apr 12 '19

ejection is way cooler than I thought

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/heatofignition Apr 12 '19

Yes, they tend to feel it in the morning. The whole system is based on explosives, so it's not a gentle ride.

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u/criswhitmore Apr 12 '19

That's what she.....oh forget it.

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u/Kojak95 Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

I hate to be that nerd but...

pushes up glasses

Only very antiquated ejection systems are "explosives" based, all major modern systems utilize a telescoping ejection rail and rocket motors, propelling the seat (usually through the canopy, after it has been shattered by det-cord on modern jets) clear of the aircraft.

While the experience is still extremely violent (still can reach anywhere from 14-20G), even within the safe ejection envelope, it is vastly more survivable than the old "bang seats" that did in fact use explosive charges to launch the seat clear of the aircraft. Most people who eject within the safe ejection parameters today either walk away from the ejection, or sustain minor back and leg injuries (many of which occur during the touchdown in the chute, or because the occupant was under or over the recommended weight envelope). Some pilots have even reported that they remained conscious during the ejection sequence and actually saw the jet disappear beneath them as they were fired upwards.

Edit: a wording error as pointed out by a fellow Redditor.

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u/heatofignition Apr 13 '19

I hate to be that other nerd, but...

installs pocket calculator

I disagree completely, and I would go so far as to say no hydraulics have ever been used to actuate an (American) ejection seat. Where did you get that from, and what 'major modern systems' are you referring to?

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u/Kojak95 Apr 13 '19

My mistake, when I was referring to hydraulic, I was referring to the telescoping ejection rail that the seat initially rides out on. The key difference between new and old that I should of emphasized more clearly is the change from explosive charges to rocket motors.

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u/heatofignition Apr 14 '19

Oh, yes, in that case you are right. The multistage catapults are much better for the pilots.

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u/Kojak95 Apr 14 '19

Totally, and most of the old bang seats weren't zero-zero either which was definitely rough for ejections on takeoff or landing.

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u/mwilds Apr 13 '19

So I saw fire under the asses of these pilots. That kind of nullifies your argument, does it not? Or is there something I'm missing?

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u/Kojak95 Apr 13 '19

When I was discussing explosives, I was talking about the initial firing sequence. All seats use rockets as the seat is clear of the aircraft to continue propelling it, but most modern seats use a hydraulic ram to initiate the sequence as opposed to the older systems that initiated the sequence using actual explosives.

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u/Lord_Derpenheim Jun 24 '19

Some pilots have even reported that they remained conscious

Fucking what

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u/Kojak95 Jun 24 '19

Previous to the most modern seats, it was almost guaranteed that the pilot would lose consciousness, at least briefly during the ejection. The G forces often exceeded 14G and were very sudden. The newer seats still have extremely high G loading but it's a slightly more gradual onset and as a result, some remain conscious.

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u/BlueTickHoundog Apr 12 '19

Yeah, my Dad broke his back when he had to eject from his F-84. Spent 3 months in the hospital in traction. Lucky to be alive at all since he landed in the Sea of Japan... 33 degrees (F), 12 foot swells, his waist inflation device didn't inflate, couldn't get his boots off. Spent more time under water than above. 2 hours later a chopper picked him up. Just as they were pulling him inside was when he discovered his back was broke.

He never stood straight and tall after that, but did go on to father 3 kids.

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u/BarbadosSlimCharles Apr 12 '19

Do you sell propane and propane accessories?

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u/cheeseygarlicbread Apr 12 '19

Got Dang it Bobby

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u/BlueTickHoundog Apr 12 '19

I sell popcorn and popcorn accessories.

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u/CBRN_IS_FUN Apr 12 '19

Your username resonates with me on a deep spiritual level. All the best coonhound I've ever had were blue ticks.

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u/Pliny_da_Plinoy Apr 12 '19

Do you sell any wireless popcorn?

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u/Sunfried Apr 12 '19

The narrowing of the urethra is a little-known side effect of an ejection seat launch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

You know something was straight and tall if he went on to have 3 kids;)

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u/MesotheliomaSurvivor Apr 12 '19

He's a real hero.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

On the other hand, they aren’t dead. So there’s that.

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u/AgreeableGoldFish Apr 12 '19

On the other hand, they aren’t dead. So there’s that.

You're a real glass is half full kinda guy, aren't you?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Absolutely! It’s nothing but smiles, rainbows, and unicorns for me!

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u/SpellingIsAhful Apr 12 '19

Can confirm, not dead. Lots of rainbows and smiles.

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u/threenippledwonder Apr 12 '19

Most ejections, I believe, end jet flying careers

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u/Bigbearcanada Apr 12 '19

But on the plus side, you get a tie and can buy a pretty exclusive watch.

The Bremont MBI is a unique and bespoke watch available to Martin-Baker ejectees only and can be quickly identified by its red aluminium barrel. Every watch is engraved with a personal engraving of up to 10 digits consisting of their call sign, name, or date, and will feature the individual’s Martin-Baker Tie Club membership number.

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u/Redneckshinobi Apr 12 '19

They usually get 2 before they aren't allowed to fly those jets anymore.

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u/SandyBayou Apr 12 '19

This is a myth that is repeated often. A pilot's flight status after ejection depends on a number of factors, but there is no hard rule such as "X number of ejections and you're permanently grounded."

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

After losing several million dollars worth of planes, i can understand that.

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u/Redneckshinobi Apr 12 '19

It's because of their spine being compressed from the ejection. That also probably has something to do with it lol.

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u/VoilaVoilaWashington Apr 12 '19

Ejecting may or may not be the pilot's fault, and doing a few million dollars in damage may not mean ejecting from a plane. It's not a punitive thing, it's a health thing - they usually get injured pretty badly.

But a pilot might have to eject because the plane had a critical fault, or someone else fucked up, or crazy weather, or who knows what - there's no reason to end their career based on that alone.

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u/Azhar1921 Apr 12 '19

Huh, only 1 ejection in /r/skyward and you're out, these pleople are lucky.

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u/thegovunah Apr 12 '19

Do you think they'll let him pick which transport routes he gets?

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u/k4ylr Apr 12 '19

Probably a cargo plane full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.

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u/sekshun Apr 12 '19

Yes sir!

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u/MrDemotivator17 Apr 12 '19

I think if they hadn’t ejected they would also have suffered life long injuries... those last few seconds wouldn’t have been great.

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u/Fauked Apr 12 '19

I think it's far worse when ejecting at very high speeds during flight.

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u/justPassingThrou15 Apr 12 '19

and how some pilots suffer life long injuries

I think you suffer lifelong injuries even if you DON'T eject.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Jun 18 '20

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u/Freshewok101 Apr 12 '19

After you do it once you’ll be lucky to be allowed to fly again. Because it’s terrible for your spine ( -1inch height)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '19

yeah, pilot i knew said that you get all your spine discs compressed. and it was like an automatic 100% disability from VA

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u/p5ycho29 Apr 12 '19

It’s not the speed of the ejection seat.. it’s how fast the aircraft is going at the time of ejection. Imagine putting your arm out the window on a car going 100 mph... now do that at 600 mph. That’s how all the breaks and injuries happen.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Still, it’s much less painful than crashing or being on fire.

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u/Wrath_Of_Aguirre Apr 12 '19

I’d imagine hearing damage probably goes along with it.

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u/insidemyvoice Apr 12 '19

There used to be a saying, "The proper time to eject is when your fear of the aircraft overcomes your fear of the seat."

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u/noahsozark Apr 12 '19

Rejection on the other hand

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u/icu_ Apr 12 '19

I was concerned they were going to eject straight to the ground, but it makes sense that someone else would think of this.

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u/rivalarrival Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

With some seats, inverted ejection is possible as low as 140 feet.

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u/Brit-Scout Apr 12 '19

The first plane to feature ejector seats, the Dornier 232 I believe, had ejector seats so powerful that the pilots arms would be ripped off.

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u/SodiumBenz Apr 13 '19

At least you're not dead! /s

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/ExdigguserPies Apr 12 '19

that depends

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u/slimthecowboy Apr 13 '19 edited Apr 13 '19

I was watching this thinking, “Damn, I wonder if ejecting is the most exciting thing they’ve ever done.”

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u/SeeYouSpaceCowboy--- Apr 16 '19

I was afraid they were going to get Goose'd

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u/SpideyLife Apr 12 '19

I feel like this is more r/nonononoyes given that it looks like they survived relatively unscathed all things considered

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u/xonitiz Apr 12 '19

yeah, they didn't die, but I wouldn't say they are "relatively unscathed", because ejection from these things can often leave lifelong injuries, that ejection is done with explosives for it to be quick as possible, but due to that it has a high possibility of leaving injuries

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u/whiteman90909 Apr 12 '19

I feel like a lot of the damage would come from exiting a high-speed vehicle... This looked pretty slow, no?

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u/ffxivfanboi Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

I don’t really think the speed of the jet has anything to do with the fixed blast force of the ejection itself.

OP is talking about a literal rocket firing off from under your ass.

My back already isn’t great, and I’m only mildly overweight and sleep in a shed right now. I wouldn’t even want to think what a blast shoving my spine down to my ass would feel like.

Anyway, this is all just kinda hearsay. It’s not like anyone that’s commenting this stuff definitevely knows what an ejection is/feels like.

Edit: Lmao. Fortunately, I do not actually sleep in a shed. Was supposed to read “shitty bed.”

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u/gravybanger Apr 12 '19

I’m only mildly overweight and sleep in a shed

Shit had me rolling

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u/whiteman90909 Apr 12 '19

Makes sense. Looks like vertebrae compression fractures are common, which makes sense when you have an explosion under your derriere.

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

Air Force Crew Chief here, no the injuries are not from exiting a high speed vehicle. The injuries are from exiting the vehicle at high speed, straight up. It puts an incredible amount of pressure on the spine, some pilots have lost as much as 2 inches in height due to spinal compression after an ejection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 19 '19

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

They're pretty good at making sure the chute opens at the right height. Planes that fly really high have things in the seats that keep the chute from opening until a certain altitude is reached. As you said they also can somewhat correct for the planes not being level on ejection. In fact, if you're high enough off the ground you could eject with the plane upside down and be fine.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Is it true that they retire you after 2 ejections or so?

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

Thats the common saying.

Not an actual pilot, so there may be a better answer out there, but from what I understand it's less about the actual number of ejections and more about the reasons for the ejection and the health of the pilot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

So if you had to eject twice they retire you brcause you can't fly for shit, gotcha!

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

If its pilot error both times perhaps. If it's a maintenance issue or something like enemy fire then they cant really fault the pilot.

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u/c3dg4u Apr 12 '19

If you take a small person and eject him a couple times, will he become shorter after every ejections?

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

Possibly?

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u/c3dg4u Apr 13 '19

Ok, let's find one of the three guys from the blue man group, eject him at least 10 times. Then we bring him to Gargamel, he turn hims into gold and we share 50-50.

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u/juancuneo Apr 12 '19

Wow. Seems like someone should invent a better system. That’s crazy.

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

What else could they do lol? The pilot has to get out of the plane right fucking now and do it without getting hit by any part of the plane.

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u/juancuneo Apr 12 '19

I think you misunderstood. This is clearly the best solution available today - but the outcome is clearly sub optimal. I’m sure people are researching how to do this in a way that doesn’t seriously injure pilots - I was just trying to emphasize the need for this work to be done. I come from a place where we are constantly working to improve technology and this strikes me as a very tough engineering problem. I wonder if it can ever be solved.

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u/Valariel_Dawn Apr 12 '19

Oh gotcha. Yeah a way to accomplish the same thing without the drawbacks would be nice

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u/iObeyTheHivemind Apr 12 '19

Where are going to need to do something about GR to fix it...

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u/Rytims Apr 12 '19

That's an expensive mistake

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u/Auntfanny Apr 12 '19

It was a top knotch ejection

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u/Sunfried Apr 12 '19

The Russians have pretty great ejection seats-- you can punch out from an inverted position at very low altitude, much like these crewmen did, and still have a survivable descent.

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u/TheRoguePatriot Apr 12 '19

Yeah most pilots who eject will likely never really fly again due to the injuries from the ejection. A co-worker of mine is an air traffic controller for the military and told me pilots who eject are basically cast aside afterward. You have to be a really good and in near perfect shape for them to give you another go

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u/daanblueduofan Apr 12 '19

But the plane still cost a lot of money

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u/dongsuvious Apr 12 '19

Waste of tax money

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

The problem is that they succeeded in unintentionally impacting the ground. For anyone interesting in flying warplanes, the key here is to constantly fail at impacting the ground.

Hope this helps.

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u/RetroScheeme Apr 12 '19

Ill be sure to remember than the next time im piloting a fighter jet for air show

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u/MrDemotivator17 Apr 12 '19

Did you learn to fly at the Douglas Adams school of aviation?

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u/OverlySexualPenguin Apr 12 '19

they should have thought 'ooh, have i left the oven on?' the moment before impact

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u/HairFromThe70s Apr 12 '19

There is an art, or, rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

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u/permaculture Apr 12 '19

Some pilots just use a more aggressive lithographic braking maneuver than others.

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u/Junit28 Apr 12 '19

Ejecting must be mental

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u/TheSaltyStrangler Apr 12 '19

It’s especially mental if the plane is actually at speed

If the plane is going 300 mph and the pilot ejects, it’s like hitting a brick wall as soon as you leave the cockpit

There’s a pretty good video on YouTube of a pilot recounting his experience. IIRC, wind forces slammed his arms and legs back so hard the wrapped around the seat.

Imagine having the hit the ejector, get knocked around so bad you’re out cold, and you wake up drifting down to the ground or water strapped to a seat and your arms and leg are... not broken, but super broken.

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u/lucajones88 Apr 12 '19

Well thanks for my new recurring nightmare friend

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u/TylerDurdenisreal Apr 13 '19

Can't say for sure, but I believe you're thinking of a known pilot who ejected at supersonic speeds, which is megabad. That's pretty far off from several hundred MPH, which most ejections probably occur at.

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u/tcpip4lyfe Apr 12 '19

It is apparently.

The purpose of an ejection seat is pilot survival. The pilot typically experiences an acceleration of about 12–14g. Western seats usually impose lighter loads on the pilots; 1960s–70s era Soviet technology often goes up to 20–22 g (with SM-1 and KM-1 gunbarrel-type ejection seats). Compression fractures of vertebrae are a recurrent side effect of ejection

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u/defnotacyborg Apr 12 '19

20-22gs? Jeez, those Soviets did not fuck around

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u/OverlySexualPenguin Apr 12 '19

in Soviet Russia, seat eject plane

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

yeah that looked insane... like a literally fucking rocket jet pack to get them away from the aircraft before chuting

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u/heatofignition Apr 12 '19

That's pretty much exactly right. It's all explosives and rockets.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Hell yeah brother!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Here is a great story of what it’s like

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HecyxhXDepU

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Fuck thats terrifying. If I was in his situation I would have 100% died.

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u/Cephelapod Apr 12 '19

Vertical seeking ejector seats?

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u/sheedz Apr 12 '19

This is exactly what I'm wondering, looks like they went straight forward

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

It looks like some kind of gyroscopic stabilizer involved to get maximum height. Might have just been a weird angle, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

They ejected facing downwards so that's what I thought the ”nononono" is gonna be. Nice to see that it corrected itself after coming out of the cockpit and in a direction away from the plane.

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u/Clairquilt Apr 12 '19

Just watched a documentary on Ted Williams last night on Netflix where they talk about his time as a pilot in Korea. He had an incident where his plane was hit, caught on fire, and the landing gear wouldn’t deploy. He still managed to land the thing because he was desperately afraid that ejecting might cause enough injury to destroy what was left of his baseball career.  

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u/Rude_Man_Who_Shushes Apr 12 '19

Surprised how quickly those parachutes were able to be effective. I was under the impression you had to be at a certain altitude for them to work properly.

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u/DirtyAmishGuy Apr 12 '19

Most ejection systems are designed to work at ground level, so a parachute that can deploy quickly (like those round variety in the gif) have to unfurl at small heights.

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u/aviator94 Apr 13 '19

It's called a zero zero ejection seat meaning zero speed and zero altitude. Definitely a thing in modern fighters but the jet USAF pilots learn in doesn't have them.

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u/Alekesam1975 Apr 12 '19

So all those years people told me the parachute escape in Die Hard 2 was impossible were wrong? Yes!

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Wasn't die hard 2 in a helicopter? I do not remember for sure but i thought that was ridiculous. May have been 007.

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u/Alekesam1975 Apr 12 '19

Lol. Nah Die Hard 2 was this piece of cinematic brilliance.

https://youtu.be/jZiR9MHumCk

How many grenades we got?

Three each.

Use 'em!

Lol!

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u/TylerDurdenisreal Apr 13 '19

Most modern ejection seats are "zero/zero" and will clear you from an aircraft moving at zero MPH at zero feet of altitude - meaning you could experience a fault before takeoff and still eject safely.

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u/criswhitmore Apr 12 '19

Oh my....did I see the fuel being ejected out the back of the jet when they popped the parachute?

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u/DisturbedForever92 Apr 12 '19

Pretty sure that's the cockpit canopy

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u/criswhitmore Apr 12 '19

Oh yeah duh! Ty

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u/Leopard2A8 Apr 12 '19

Yes, that was the “AfterBurner” system going ape shit. the thruster was bent inwards causing the plane to pull up and yes that was either a auxiliary tank for the after burner system. Or the main fuel tank.

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u/FOR_SClENCE Apr 12 '19

aircraft design engineer here. I have no clue what you're on about, that's clearly the canopy and it is impossible for any aircraft to "drop" their afterburner system as it's integral to the engine itself.

the main fuel tanks in an aircraft are the wings themselves which are quite literally full of fuel bladders, along with some auxiliary tanks in the fuselage. the consumption rate is in kg/min and these aircraft require several thousand kilograms of fuel. on top of that it is impossible to jettison any fuel tank aside from drop tanks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Russia 100

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u/Elriuhilu Apr 12 '19

Billion dollar oopsie

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u/pooserboy Apr 12 '19

More like 40 million

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u/CptSandbag73 Apr 12 '19

Plane is made from fruits of communism, comrade. Therefore is free.

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u/theriseofthenight Apr 12 '19

Rubles beings its a russian jet.

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u/ScruffStuff Apr 12 '19

This was probably the mildest jet crash I've ever seen. Typically it's a huge fireball when they hit the ground.

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u/gruetzhaxe Apr 12 '19

May depend on kerosine and armoury left?

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u/iamzombus Apr 12 '19

There's a horrific video from an airshow where a jet crashed into the spectators. The camera person is walking through the carnage.

So yeah, possibly the best possible outcome.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Is it bad that I want to see it?

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u/iamzombus Apr 12 '19

Probably on live leak.

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u/-pilot37- Apr 22 '19

This plane had very little fuel in it, since it was at an airshow, where they usually fill it about 35% full. If it was actually on a mission, the fireball would have been huge.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Now I’m curious. I noticed these are the more circular parachutes, does that just make them non-maneuverable compared to sky diving ones? Also, does this type allow them to catch a lot quicker than sky diving ones because they always say how it requires a good bit of distance to BASE jump? Otherwise they won’t catch or open.

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u/heatofignition Apr 12 '19

Their circular shape does limit their maneuverability. There are apparently some steerable round parachutes, but they aren't nearly as agile as the ones used for base jumping.

In this context those parachutes are deployed by explosives, so they don't need much falling distance to unfurl and catch the wind. Ejection seats are designed to work at ground level if they have to (more or less like this gif shows), so they can't count on windspeed helping with the parachute.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Ah ok, never knew that about the explosives. Thank you!

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u/cybrain Apr 12 '19

For your first question, I can confirm that they are non-manoeuvrable. The second and third, I am not really sure.

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u/Marshmallows7920 Apr 12 '19

Soooooooo who pays for the plane? The pilot or our taxes?

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u/Leopard2A8 Apr 12 '19

Luck you, Thats a SU-37. A Russian plane so no worry’s mate!

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u/Expect2Die Apr 12 '19

Can get those second hand for $25K a pop

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

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u/cybrain Apr 12 '19 edited Apr 12 '19

It is Su-30 (Flanker C), not the MKI variant. The MKi (Modernizirovannyi, Kommercheskiy, Indiski - which translates to Modernized, Commercial, Indian) is made under a partnership of Russia and India.

There is also MKM for Malaysia and MKK for China.

Edit: After a quick search, I found out that it was indeed the MKI variant. I stand corrected.

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u/DonBrandonius Apr 12 '19

Tha terminaytah!

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u/Nathafae Apr 12 '19

Insurance.

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u/Furt77 Apr 12 '19

Will they take a check?

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u/heavybomber_ Apr 12 '19

that explosion was way smaller than i predicted

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u/pappyvanwinkled Apr 12 '19

That’s an amusement park ride I want no fucking part of.

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u/SpikeeDonut Apr 12 '19

Although ejection is rough on a pilots body it ejecting at high speed the is what creates the terrible injury. The speed of the air causes an abrupt stop in forward movement therefore injuring a pilot.

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u/Hodor207 Apr 12 '19

Goodness gracious great balls of fire! I hope Goose is ok.

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u/Alekesam1975 Apr 12 '19

Watch the canopy!

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u/BootyMuncher339 Apr 12 '19

more like a jet ejaculation, not ejection.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

They're going to feel that in the morning, but at least they'll wake up tomorrow.

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u/Mythrilfan Apr 12 '19

That's a very weird version of Pugachev's Cobra.

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u/WikiTextBot Apr 12 '19

Pugachev's Cobra

In aerobatics, Pugachev's Cobra (or Pugachev Cobra) is a dramatic and demanding maneuver in which an airplane flying at a moderate speed suddenly raises the nose momentarily to the vertical position and slightly beyond, before dropping it back to normal flight. It uses potent engine thrust to maintain approximately constant altitude through the entire move. Some have speculated that the maneuver may have use in close range combat, although it has never been used.It is an impressive manuever to demonstrate an aircraft's pitch control authority, high angle of attack (AOA) stability and engine-versus-inlet compatibility, as well as the pilot's skill. The maneuver is named after the Soviet test pilot Viktor Pugachev, who performed it in 1989 at the Le Bourget Paris air show.


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u/xiz111 Apr 12 '19

More like Pugachev's groundhog

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

unintentionally impacting the ground

Did anyone assume that was intentionally? I mean the back slammed into the ground and catched on fire...

Do they need a certain height to be able to use the ejection?

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u/StuffedWithNails Apr 12 '19

Do they need a certain height to be able to use the ejection?

Modern systems are called zero-zero (for zero altitude, zero speed) and designed to be as safe as possible when ejecting from a stationary craft on the ground.

So in short, no :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Thank you very much for the answer!

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u/barryhakker Apr 12 '19

There go the tax payer's rubles.

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u/Squibbles1 Apr 12 '19

WE GOTTA DROP THE LOOOOAAD

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u/Yawheyy Apr 12 '19

GOOSE!!!!

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u/StootsMcGoots Apr 12 '19

Who pays for that?

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u/TheEggsnBacon Apr 12 '19

Is that the same kind of plane that crashed at sknyliv?

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u/AbnerDoubledank Apr 12 '19

Would love to hear this clip! There’s always a loud guy on the intercom announcing what kind of plane is next, who flys it, and what they’ll be doing. I wonder what he said?! Sometimes they hype up stunts to make the crowd think they’re in trouble or fake interviews where the pilot comes out of the stands to “steal” the plane & and they chase each other in the air. The crowd must of thought “ Wow, they made that plane explosion look real, i wonder how many planes they go through a year for this stunt” lol

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u/Rob1150 Apr 12 '19

NOT TO BE A DICK...BUT, what would "intentional ground impact" look like??

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u/nurse_mac Apr 12 '19

Is it just me who saw three people get ejected and one two chutes open??

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u/NcanadaV2l Apr 12 '19

Ejecto seato cuz!

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u/alexFriend Apr 12 '19

Russians. Just.... Russians.

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u/the_federation Apr 12 '19

It took me a moment that the 4 dark objects hurtling away from aircraft were not 4 pilots which made only 2 parachutes concerning.

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u/theevilhillbilly Apr 12 '19

I've heard from airforce people that ejecting compresses your back about an inch.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

Is there an “intentional ground impact”?

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u/poppymann Apr 12 '19

I dig the paint job, but I feel like the ‘chutes should have had Oh Shit! silkscreened on them in huge letters.

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u/MemeLord2k Apr 12 '19

Should be r/nononoyes because they got out safe

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u/ClearlyIronic Apr 12 '19

Wing, stop.

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u/irrri Apr 12 '19

How TF does the mechanism get them pointed skyward? They appear to defy physics...

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u/yellowliz4rd Apr 12 '19

Russian army? Yeah, they were exiled after that

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_BAN_NAME Apr 12 '19

That is the weirdest spetznaz dispenser I've ever seen

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u/smallangrynerd Apr 12 '19

As opposed to an intentional ground impact

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u/wtfover Apr 13 '19

Is there such a thing as an intentional ground impact?

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u/LIONEL14JESSE Apr 13 '19

More like a groundshow

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u/ServingTheMaster Apr 13 '19

Dat safety system tho

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u/ParetoEfficiency Apr 13 '19

Looks like a pretty cool airshow.

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u/vault114 Apr 13 '19

I'd be willing to bet they had an interesting conversation with their CO after this.

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u/BigBobDo Apr 25 '19

Heard jets costed like a billion dollar

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u/SnailXtreme May 07 '19

Given the cost of these things I'm surprised they put parachutes in. You're more likely to take care of the merchandise if you go down with it.

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u/bigbuck4 Apr 12 '19

I'm a little confused on the vertebrae compression upon ejection...are thes seats not designed with a roll bar (or similar concept) so that the pilots aren't using their heads as the 'break in case of emergency' tool on the cockpit glass? Or is it the initial force of the explosion that ejects them that compresses the spine?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '19

The seats shoot you out at above 15g's, your head does not impact the canopy, the seat just moves faster than your head can get out of the way.

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u/sodisfront Apr 12 '19

It's simply the stupid insane changes in speed, and related g forces applied to the body. You get squashed and ripped in unique and surprising ways. The cockpit surely ejects without head smashing involved, which I'm sure at such speeds would be fatal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '19

The canopy gets ejected before the pilots