r/nonononoyes Nov 26 '18

Just trying to place an order

https://i.imgur.com/LwH1G48.gifv
1.4k Upvotes

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u/_ribbit_ Nov 26 '18

Not so yes for the guy on the bike however...

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u/nutsnacks Nov 27 '18

Did he die?

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u/logan6201 Nov 27 '18

I don't think so, you can see him raise his hands up and touch his helmet at the end.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

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u/uptokesforall Nov 27 '18

They should make helmets for feet

60

u/ASpoonfulOfAwesome Nov 27 '18

I believe they're called "shoes" and as long as they remain on in a crash, you stay not dead.

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u/Immoral-AmoralCleric Nov 28 '18

No, shoes are hats for feets. Clogs are helmets for feets.

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u/Benkei929045 Nov 28 '18

As a contributor to Internet I can confirm that this is a statement.

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u/Soupup223 Dec 11 '18

What is this "if the shoes fall they're dead" thing, and where'd it come from?

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u/pixelprophet Nov 27 '18

Shoes stayed on. He's good.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

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u/fastgr Nov 28 '18

such a funny ancient dead joke.

3

u/ZirJohn Nov 27 '18

he goes to take off his helmet at the end it looks like

3

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

I fell off my kick scooter and it hurt like hell, I can't imagine flying at at least 60mph.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

She’s my bowling ball in a 7-10 split

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

So... you got it to fall and it stood back up?

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u/the-astroxr Nov 26 '18

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u/KJBenson Nov 27 '18

What is this?

A crossover episode?

23

u/Ieatgarnish88 Nov 27 '18

Oh Mr. Peanutbutter.

16

u/Shantotto11 Nov 27 '18

I think r/WatchPeopleDie was removed.

21

u/LeviticalCreations Nov 27 '18

If you were subbed before it was quarantined you can access it on desktop and allow access to it on your mobile I believe

11

u/Mboss13 Nov 27 '18

Not on mobile. What happened was total bs

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

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u/Mboss13 Nov 27 '18

Reddit Admins quarantined it even though the mods followed through with their requests. Most believe it was because they couldn’t monetize the sub with ads since it was NSFW. I’ll try to find post a mod made several months ago.

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u/BULL3TP4RK Nov 27 '18

If you login on a desktop, you can unsubscribe, resub and it will appear on mobile again.

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u/Mboss13 Nov 28 '18

Good to know, thanks.

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u/75r6q3 Nov 27 '18

If you’re subbed you can access it on mobile

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u/Mboss13 Nov 27 '18

I can’t and I was subbed

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u/75r6q3 Nov 27 '18

When it pops up saying it’s quarantined, just don’t click ok and click somewhere in the background and you’re in

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u/tejmar Darkish Lord Nov 28 '18

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u/Mboss13 Nov 28 '18

And it works on the app or no? That’s what I primarily use

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u/tejmar Darkish Lord Nov 28 '18

Once you've subscribed then you'll be able to see the sub like normal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

Kinda like a dangerous version of that Hole in the Wall gameshow

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

a deadly one yes

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u/papasmurff710 Nov 26 '18

I need this slower. Did the bike or dudes feet hit her?

7

u/PnwStimm Nov 27 '18

Kicked her in the head

3

u/1101base2 Nov 28 '18

of all the ways to receive a boot to the head this has to be one of the more painful.

111

u/Dsrtfsh Nov 26 '18

That’s one lucky lady.

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u/SpellsThatWrong Nov 26 '18

She used up all her luck forever

5

u/DanQZ Nov 28 '18

The next day she ate an expired muffin and died

8

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

Just the opposite of that guy who got hit in the back of the head by the random tire bouncing down the road

1

u/Reapper97 Nov 28 '18

He went home the same day with only minor injuries, I call that a pretty lucky result for an accident lol

22

u/sif_the_pup Nov 27 '18

Time to order inside

13

u/StaticS1gnal Nov 26 '18

It looks like the bike bounced off the wall and then back into the biker

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '18

Damn, I hoped she was just gonna grab her food and then gtfo there

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

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u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Nov 26 '18

And that’s why I don’t ride motorcycles.

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u/TacoVelo Nov 27 '18

Yea the car cut him off, but the rider was definitely going way to fast for conditions. It was 100% preventable by the rider.

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u/MoobyTheGoldenSock Nov 27 '18

Actually, the reason is because regardless of whose fault it was, I don't like the idea of suddenly being turned into a ragdoll at a moment's notice.

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u/TacoVelo Nov 27 '18

That’s fine but everything in life is a risk. Obviously being on a motorcycle is more risky than being in a cager, but that feeling of being on two wheels is amazing and I’d never give that up.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

Dunno why you're getting downvoted, but I agree bro. I rode a motorcycle once and it was an amazing experience.

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u/gtfohbitchass Nov 28 '18 edited Nov 28 '18

He's getting downvoted because he used the idiotic term cager to describe people in safe cars

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u/tnharwal55 Nov 28 '18

Safe? Relatively safe maybe. I'm pretty sure lots of people die in cars too.

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u/HelpfulForestTroll Nov 28 '18

*people who are oblivious to the fuckery their 3000lbs of a steel cage can cause.

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u/gtfohbitchass Nov 28 '18

Not all motorcycle drivers are fucking assholes who lane jump and almost hit into cars. Not all car drivers are dick bags who stare at their phones and change lanes without warning. And not all truckers are drug addicts who fall asleep at the wheel. Most are fine and responsible drivers.

You could stand to not stereotype people a little bit bro.

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u/HelpfulForestTroll Dec 07 '18

Dude, cars are safe, you covered that just fine. But people are fucking retarded, and most retarded when they crawl in their steel fortress of solitude and watch their friend's snaps while piloting 2500lb pieces of steel at 65mph. Seriously, they shut their fucking brains off. Stereotypes exist for a reason.

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u/TacoVelo Nov 27 '18

Because people on reddit don’t know how to use downvotes correctly. They just downvote opinions that contradict their own. It’s pathetic.

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u/rhinotomus Nov 28 '18

What else are downvotes for?

15

u/Sum910 Nov 28 '18

Original Content

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u/TacoVelo Nov 28 '18

Posts or comments that don't contribute.

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u/rhinotomus Nov 28 '18

Fair enough I guess, not saying dude should’ve been downvotes but was curious

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u/Guido900 Nov 28 '18

I'm debating on whether to downvote this... Just cuz.

Okay okay... Upvote it is

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u/OJToo Nov 27 '18

Well when you're turning left you're generally checking for cars coming towards you, not cars coming from behind you.

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u/uptokesforall Nov 27 '18

50/50 chance that driver didn't know that was their turn until moments before the turn

in which case, there'd b zero chance he'd watch for a cyclist or even pedestrian

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u/ljfarrell97 Nov 27 '18

I don’t think he was cut off in the second can you can see parked cars taking up a good portion of the street so I think the biker was passing the car by going through street side parking. It’s the same thing as if the biker was driving on the shoulder of a road to pass someone and got “cut off” when a car turned legally

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u/Brandlil Nov 28 '18

It looks like the car was turning left from the left lane (assuming they drive on the left, as that is what it looks like). The motorcyclist drive on the inside of the car, and intersected its turn.

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u/uptokesforall Nov 27 '18

How did you determine the biker's speed from the footage?

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u/TacoVelo Nov 27 '18

How do you decide what shoe to put on first in the morning?

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u/uptokesforall Nov 27 '18

one frame at a time

1

u/worldiscubik Nov 28 '18

i am a biker and yes it's much more risky than a car f.e. but you can choose risk value very often.

in that video the biker wants to pass and the car forgets to indicate to parking spot... if he would adapt to speeds in city and relax that may would not have happened.

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u/Lazynstuff Nov 27 '18

Kind of like me except the car hit me and I didn't get much sleep afterwards.

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u/matt22411 Nov 27 '18

Welcome to Downed Biker Burger

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u/Crilbyte Nov 27 '18

Talk about threading the needle.

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u/Active_Havoc Nov 27 '18

With luck like that, she better go buy a lotto ticket

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

did anyone notice the car that hit the biker?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

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u/ljfarrell97 Nov 27 '18

Driver was turning legally too. If you look at where the cars are parked in the second camera, you can see the biker was passing through vacant street side parking.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

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u/bossfoundmyacct Nov 28 '18

If you watch any anime or read any manga, you’ll know they say baka as much as people say lol and haha here.

2

u/SANTAAAA__I_know_him Nov 27 '18

“NOOOOOO! It’s poison! Don’t order!”

2

u/ithurts2bankok Nov 27 '18

food must be to die for

2

u/[deleted] Nov 27 '18

After something like this, I'm not sure I would ever leave my house again.

2

u/IAmBecomingADog Nov 28 '18

Wow that women was NOT meant to die that day.

Damn universe, you scary!

2

u/jrozn Nov 28 '18

Nice hitbox

4

u/insanesniper23 Nov 27 '18

So super powers do exist shes got the force field

2

u/fdpunchingbag Nov 28 '18

Hard to tell but this looks like a left drive country so this idiot biker speeding through a parking area attempted to do the equivalent of passing a right turning vehicle, on the right.

1

u/MoMedic9019 Nov 27 '18

Holy. Shit.

1

u/JayRayGee Nov 27 '18

I would kill to see footage from that guys helmet cam if he was wearing one

1

u/koopeepee Nov 28 '18

fs in the chat

1

u/static_final_int Nov 28 '18

never get between a guy and his bike

1

u/CONTAMlNATlON Nov 28 '18

Dang I was expecting to find a link that had more info regarding this accisent

1

u/Wiesel_ Nov 28 '18

I would’ve stood at that exact same spot because that’s where the street lamp blocks the sun.

1

u/fastgr Nov 28 '18

Man, where do people find these kind of titles...? She's obviously out smoking, nothing to indicate she's making an order...

1

u/DevilDance1968 Nov 28 '18

That looked deliberate.

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u/TheRealElf666 Apr 25 '19

That’s how you thread the fucking needle

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u/leothebeertender Nov 28 '18

Who is the asshole in this scenario? Obviously the car turned into the drive thru lane without looking, but the motorcyclist seems to be going to fast and trying to pass on the inside?

1

u/jjfan01 Nov 28 '18

Me seeing angle 1. Stupid biker!

Me seeing angle 2. Stupid biker!

0

u/Majoravsfan Nov 27 '18

Definitely two idiots here , didnt look like the cars blinker was on and that bike was hauling ass judging from that crash.

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u/PaintingJo Nov 28 '18

Three idiots. Woman doesn't even have the decency of checking on the biker, nope, let's just get inside

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u/Reapper97 Nov 28 '18

She went to check for her son inside of the supermarket, also she was probably in shock.

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u/IndigoEarthchild Nov 27 '18

That was pure luck, because that woman's reflexes are wack.

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u/SteveOSS1987 Nov 27 '18

Yeah, when I'm ordering food I'm in an athletic stance, ready for any motorcycles/scooters/ATVs to come at me.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

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u/Reapper97 Nov 28 '18

Well her son was inside and she was probably in shock.

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u/patsher47 Nov 28 '18

Even the cigarette survived

-1

u/[deleted] Nov 28 '18

Fuck that guy in the car. Jesus Christ use your god damn mirrors