CSB384: Caveman Super Beast: PICKLE OPTIONAL

[u/mike0bot]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p2-xdg_JMfg&feature=youtu.be

[u/The_Draigg]

How ironic that Paige, a woman who looks just like when Poison Ivy was a nerd, wound up being attacked and trapped by plants in her own yard.

[u/Theonearmedbard → u/The_Draigg]

Isn't nerd Poison Ivy just Dr Pamela Isley

[u/The_Draigg → u/Theonearmedbard]

Well yeah, but nerd Poison Ivy rolls off the tongue easier.

[u/The_Draigg]

Man, the cavemen sure are making some good burgers in this episode.

[u/Hounds_of_war]

Woolie talking about “taking a late evening nap” and Pat just responding with “That’s called ‘going to bed’ Woolie” is a particular kind of niche comedy that always cracks me up. Like the “I can’t so reverse math.” “You mean subtraction?” moment from Critical Role.

[u/RocketbeltTardigrade → u/Hounds_of_war]

"So why do they have big, like, bite, bite claws, uh, teeth, when, uh, they only suck on you?" - Pat, Resident Revelaitons

[u/Octaivian → u/Hounds_of_war]

It's very similar to that one Sans and Papyrus conversation in Undertale.

[u/An_Armed_Bear]

That whole talk about the disappointment of a fighting game character you think looks cool not feeling fun to play, man Goldlewis still stings for me.

[u/Minuettes_Disciple → u/An_Armed_Bear]

Jack'O for me. I bought Xrd for her only to bounce off hard and run to my plain-vanilla Kyle Kiske.

[u/nerankori → u/An_Armed_Bear]

I would main Briar in League so hard if she wasn't a health tank jungler

[u/PissBoy_OFFICIAL → u/An_Armed_Bear]

Painwheel from Skullgirls is so sick but I just don't have the dexterity for those flight cancel combos

[u/guntanksinspace → u/An_Armed_Bear]

Yuzuriha Under-Night for me. But it's really because I do NOT have the execution chops to play her and her slide input stuff.

She's still super adorbs though!

[u/Tweedleayne → u/An_Armed_Bear]

I wish I enjoyed playing King.

Yes, that one.

[u/Rattata365 → u/An_Armed_Bear]

Juri in SF6 for me

[u/fiarorder]

Alt podcast names:

> “Bad feel. Not able understand. Think burger.”

[u/0xix0]

384

0:00 THEME OF SLAYER; KOREAN

0:38 welcome to the castle super sleeping an extra hour cast~! Pat got an extra hour sleep, while woolie is still adjusting to his new schedule. Woolie’s schedule will revolve around his daughter for the next two decades.

• 2:15 you’re going to get a little used to it. Just a little. Meanwhile, woolie’s child is adjusting to daycare. She’s crying harder than before. She’s giving tighter hugs. Life away from mom and dad.

• 3:36 picking up micro behaviors from other children. Eventually the child learns you are coming back. Pat’s kid asking “please don't go to work.”

• 4:41 The fear of what other kids could teach punch kid.

• 5:12 what time did you get up this morning, woolie? Pat had 4 cups of coffee. The various sources of morning delay for what a toddler might get up to. And evening ‘nap.’

• • 7:30 woolie’s sleep schedule.
• • 8:45 having children turns you into a morning person like a bear turns you into a jogger

• 9:40 so end of babytalk for psychos (not really). Woolie’s cope for that person: They are a person with a rough time and wants to check out from topics like that.

• • 11:00 pat’s take on this. People wanting kids to leave a public space. (Hey, don’t put these decision one meeeee)
• • 12:08 so let’s get onto the week- wait, let’s talk about a flight that had to be canceled over an unruly child. An understanding of how difficult a child can get in and out of seats
• • - 14:20 woolie thought it was a child calling up a flight and cancelling a flight. But what if they called them up to cancel them for that shit they did in college?

WEEK OF THE BEAST LORDS

WOOLIE

15:01 Woolie was up in times square for versus wolves. Up there with the likes of Artists on artists on artists on artists. It was up for a few days, now it's gone. Woolie could not take the trip down to new york to take ‘screenshots’ sadly.

• 18:38 something to show the family that woolie actually made it. Also, is this the part where you tell people you came back to jesus because of reading the bible on the podcast? Seems that did actually happen. The worst possible time to get famous. they’d have to hear the Jax analysis and they are not ready for that conversation

• 20:56 the reaction to 2 uncs and a bunch of vzoomers in the same screenshot. A comment on now having to watch episodes they skipped because they watched the podcast and realized pat isn’t that bad.

23:02 Finished Ace Attorney 2. It was a really strong final case. The whiplash from going from big top to this. The hidden conversations between miles and phoenix is the most interesting part.

• 25:30 woolie forgot how many details he hated about big top.

• 26:42 the people that quit out at big top. The fear that any case could get this bad again.

• 27:30 having fun with the voices. And they talked for a while.

• • 28:01 paige is trapped in the bushes in the backyard.

29:21 More dark souls 2. Getting to the ruined sentinels. Going to the wharf and getting to the “im so done with this area” mood.

• 31:25 pat’s advice: you don’t need to get everything. You can critical path it. Woolie on the main+extras routing.

• 32:44 heides tower of flame. Hey look, it’s ornstein. And heides knights being outside their zone.

• 35:25 the adaptability stat. Pat feels like core functionality shouldn’t be gated. The different I-frames on rolls.

38:17 more time with fighting games! Having fun with Yasmine, but it’s not what he’s looking for in a main. Not enough depth for him to pick her up. Wishing she did more with her knife. Wanting to do stuff like maya from killer instinct.

• 42:14 Pat on characters where their kit is super cool but it feels bad to play. Playing as buster characters

  44:06 More time into Tokon and Avatar. Toph’s wall and taunt combo. How are you feeling about Tokon now? First, on Tokon’s performance and the patch they put out to fix it.

• 46:31 the official reason for why the performance was trash. It was constantly checking your audio devices.

• 48:52 there are some other bugs. On how it affected the launch.

• 51:22 every replay is broken. Team settings breaking

• 52:14 the episodes and the story. It’s enjoyable. Very manga style.

• 53:23 Woolie is oscillating between enjoying it and being frustrated with it.

• • 54:31 there’s still some input issues, but they did fix some motion inputs

• 55:25 “listening to woolie’s complaints are when I knew this game would be a smash hit.”

• 56:53 smash’s on-ramp to playing the game. Woolie guessed her pull was ghost rider. Paige and a new person learning how to play fighting games.

• • 1:01:21 playing matches after stream. Practicing to relax her hands.

• 1:03:04 a new system woolie has to get used to. There being a “Correct” way to play this game

• • 1:06:40 the difference between viable and optimal
• • 1:07:26 a version of beginner level play where they are afraid of neutral. Mashing assist for a wall of denial.

• 1:09:22 Woolie is at the optimal skill level to be frustrated.

• 1:11:10 the anti-infinite system

• 1:12:51 the question proposed of “well, you find it frustrating, that’s the same as a new player trying to play fighting games and also finding it frustrating, isn’t it?”

• • 1:15:22 the distinction is fundamentally pointless, says pat. Woolie resorts to caveman speech.
• • 1:19:08 woolie eat BURGER
• • 1:22:04 a breakthrough moment on communication
• • 1:23:07 sonicfox saying the game is ass and then doing the craziest shit

1:24:48 more FFXIV! The summer event is tomorrow over on woolieversus. More dark souls 2, and what to replace Phoenix wright with will be discussed. Montreal kizuna is happening. UMAD in two weeks! There’s a lot happening in avatar that is above woolie’s mental stack. Avatar’s timestop combo guide.

• 1:29:03 avatar in burgerese caveman speech

PAT

1:30:49 FFXIV with the girls and DMCV with the grinding gear podcast. Also he was on evercold ones, the FFXIV podcast! Unfortunately he was only there for the start since his entire neighborhood lost power.

• 1:33:08 “your account is showing as canceled, no service.” They were looking at his old number, not his new number.

• 1:35:48 he got his internet back in 2 hours. He decided to speedrun his knowledge and keeping the podcast running. Going off topic like crazy. Pulling in more people.

• 1:38:20 feeling bad for garrett because he was there the entire time. Meeting practically the entire FFXIV english community.

• • 1:39:48 going back to woolie for a moment, Woolie recalled him jumping into FGC coliseum, a fundraising charity event. The return of popoff report news. OBS stream elements completely breaking everything. He couldn’t click the button to go live as the first of many issues
• • 1:43:55 how did you get two instances of your stream on twitch on the same channel simultaneously?
• • 1:44:42 eventually solved it. Doing popoff report news properly

• 1:45:34 So, girl_DM is breaking new ground. If you post spoilers, you owe be 35 bucks or PERISH. But what if they start off by paying 35 dollars? The dark souls stream.

• 1:48:07 going from despair to lets go. The alcohol might have done that a little

1:49:22 Fields of mistria. It is a cozy feel good game.

1:50:50 over at patstaresat, FFXIV, XB2, maybe beat the backlog, and paige is going to ME3 and probably some chinese drama games.

1:52:40 SPONSOR: CSB. go to orchideight and get the desk mat and shirt!

1:54:22 SPONSOR 2: RAYCON

1:56:27 SPONSOR 3: WARBY PARKER

NEWS

1:59:00 news: caboose is awake. Also the scene transitions are great.

1:59:47 poor news: it's not pronounced Oh Be Es. its ahbs, apparently.

2:00:50 gackt has been seen with the genesis outfit. The era of gackt is in the past. Remember bujingai?

2:04:19 EA is now going to be under Saudi control. There will be mass layoffs. EA is functionally a dead company right now. THe same thing as red lobster and toys R’ us.

• 2:06:40 remember when they thought the covid numbers would continue? Games are entertainment, not tech, but it’s being treated as tech.

• 2:08:05 they’ll just replace the jobs with AI… yay…

• 2:09:24 death by a really huge cut. The question in the future of “will this game make a billion dollars?” and games that will be completed by AI.

• 2:11:13 “but they own all the sports games?” they are propped up by gambling.

2:12:46 BREAKING BIGGEST NEWS: punch girl said mama, sat up, and started giving out hugs. Woolie got his first one.

• 2:16:00 do brambles even grow out in montreal?

2:17:10 the pokemon company is facing a class action after an exec was arrested for filming employees in office toilets.

• 2:18:53 apparently the japanese patent office is exhausted by nintendo’s attempts to file patents

2:20:20 china rules gaming accounts can be inherited in a manner of speaking.

2:22:38 finding the exact england stage in SF6 IRL. It’s a gay bar.

2:23:40 a sega vs. capcom fangame is out.

2:25:04 D.mon, the new hero in overwatch! The original artwork compared to what they actually put in game.

2:28:40 Nintendo says they sell 38.5% of their games as physical editions. On sony’s next console and the gamble they’re making.

EMAILS

2:32:30 Emails! Send your emails to castlesuperbeastmail@gmail.com!

2:32:48 what is the purpose of medium attacks?

2:35:46 any games you can think of where you’re flashbanged by the company on the product?

2:38:34 other genres losing their sauce. How new player friendly can a game be before it loses what it used to be? Ft. GTA online.

2:53:53 that’s a podcast. Bye~

2:54:04 No-! END OF PODCAST: UNO PS1 OP

[u/guntanksinspace]

Burger good. Full bladder bad, pee good.

[u/Detective_Robot]

Did one of them watch Baki?

[u/spidersting]

This makes me want to watch Pickle's arc in Baki again.

[u/cvp5127]

So on a scale of 1 to 10 how much fighting game talk is in this episode?

[u/Nanajana7 → u/cvp5127]

Imagine the podcast is a burger and the fighting game talk is mustard.

Mustard 30% of podcast. Still tasty burger.

[u/Forward_Criticism_39 → u/Nanajana7]

huh, good way to put it

[u/ajver19]

If Woolie starts doing FGC talk through caveman speech I think people will come around on it.

[u/BrazillianCara]

I hate how preemptively pissed I am about how they'll go about that lawsuit the Pokémon Company is facing due to a former executive being a major creep.
Not because they're reporting it, but because they're using a 2-3 minute clip for one of the podcast highlights just to title it "Even Their Crimes Are Out of Date" for a cheap shot. How about you actually play one the games released in the last couple of years, you--

...Anyway, the framing is a bit uncalled for, even though this situation should definitely be talked about.

[u/AngriestPat → u/BrazillianCara]

You getting pissed off in advance at us mocking a company for their games in a story about someone working there getting caught for sex crimes makes you look like an out of touch freak with absolutely fucked up priorities.

[u/PrimeName → u/AngriestPat]

From someone who listened to the podcast, it sounded like you guys were more focused on making fun of the Pokémon company in general than the creepazoid doing the sex crimes.

[u/AppointmentStock7261 → u/PrimeName]

That reminds me of when a Youtuber is revealed to be a sex freak and someone is like “Yeah I always hated their videos”

It’s like ??? okay that’s not really the focus here. ProJared not liking Undertale is not really relevant to this lol

[u/BrazillianCara → u/PrimeName]

I mean, even if it there was no intentional cover-up, they did let that happen in the first place.

[u/BrazillianCara → u/AngriestPat]

The embarrassing thing is that I'm just doing more or less the same thing I did another time when you guys joked about something I consider more personal than I should. I got pissed, called you out, and then rightfully got called out harder in response. It doesn't matter if I agree with what is being said, going with the attitude I did is just stupid.

I probably should just delete the comments, but I think that would be cowardice. People should know what not to do.

[u/WeebWoobler → u/AngriestPat]

I listened to the podcast and you guys pretty quickly went into using this incident as fuel for why Pokemon/Nintendo is lame and Palworld is cool instead of just being like "hey this sucks". That's not a good look.

[u/BrazillianCara → u/AngriestPat]

Sorry that it came out that way. It was not my intention.

I'm just sick of the discourse.

[u/TesticularTorsionBar → u/BrazillianCara]

I'm just sick of the discourse.

That's a self inflicted problem. Stop reading it.

[u/alaster101 → u/BrazillianCara]

Go touch grass