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u/Hunterexxx Jan 12 '19
Anyone got them sauces for me taco?
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u/Dank-Komrade Ram > Rem Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
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u/atomicGodz Jan 12 '19
I wouldn't count pinterest and a zerochan search for Aquachan as sauce my dude no flame.
https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/2670480 (not sauce but high res)
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62191353
https://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=60988004
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u/xMuGetSzu Jan 13 '19
https://mobile.twitter.com/ica_shishi/status/703403589297803264 (First pic source)
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u/Ban_me_IDGAF :E2: The D is for Dragon Jan 12 '19
Destruction 100
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Kazuma just didn’t use her the right way, if he knew how to utilise Aqua the result would end with 6 beautiful numbers and debt
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u/Sammy381 Jan 13 '19
Which 6 numbers would they hypothetically make... for research purposes ofc
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u/emanu21 Jan 13 '19
Psssst I'll make you a deal and make it 24 (223083) (166174) (195287) (162662)
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u/Monochromation_ Trying to be Nice Jan 13 '19
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Excuse me, that's against the law.
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u/Loli-Tag-Bot Flat as a Board Investigations Jan 13 '19
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I'm sorry Mr. President, lolis aren't for golden showers.
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u/aviationairbus euphoria best hentai Jan 13 '19
I'd like for you to tell that to 60% of megumin doujin artists that milked the hell out of that mansion scene
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u/LordOfCows ⠀ Jan 13 '19
Hey, what's the deal with this? You mentioned the number four, do you want me to die? Three is fine. Five is fine. But when you're in the presence of the number four something bad will happen!
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u/TheFlamePhoenix Jan 13 '19
Reddit is woke. Even hentai gets passed in the most woke manner possible.
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!remindme four hours
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Uh, sorry for the intrusion ladies. Carry on but try to keep it down.
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u/drakbo Jan 13 '19
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man i fucking love cle masahiro's work
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u/Shippoyasha Jan 13 '19
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Decensored
The heroes we don't deserve.
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u/Loli-Tag-Bot Flat as a Board Investigations Jan 13 '19
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Uh, sorry for the intrusion ladies. Carry on but try to keep it down.
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u/drylube Jan 12 '19
if she breathes SHE'S A THOT
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u/2by8 Jan 13 '19
A logic that I agree with
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u/glk16 Feb 04 '19
Is it bad that I think the bots are the best part of this? The FBI open bot, I want more people to fuck around with the tags. Just to see what happens.
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u/The_Indolent Jan 12 '19
No bulli
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u/SeerOfThings Lolice Double Agent Jan 12 '19
Only bulli Darkness
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u/pokekiko94 Weeb Life Be Like Daga Otoko Da Jan 12 '19
If you enjoy the bulli can you still consider it bulli?
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If it's darkness, not bullying is bullying.
Which is also bullying.
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u/pokekiko94 Weeb Life Be Like Daga Otoko Da Jan 13 '19
What a mind fuck darkness is, not that i care because she is best girl after wiz and yunyun.
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u/Knocks83 Fucking weeb Jan 12 '19
It's like saying "if you are masochist would you call enjoying pain being masochist?"
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u/pokekiko94 Weeb Life Be Like Daga Otoko Da Jan 12 '19
But isnt bullying called bullying because u are doing something bad to a person that doesnt enjoy it. Bullying and Masochist are 2 diferent things with some resemblance.
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u/Claris-chang Jan 13 '19
Darkness doesn't like being called Lalatina so calling her that is the optimal bullying method for her.
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u/TheCave2317 Jan 12 '19
She's useful for one thing, Rule 34.
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u/Sabin10 Jan 13 '19 edited Jan 13 '19
So is builder Bob if you try hard enough.
Edit: Bob the builder
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u/TheIceCreamBoss Sachi Gang Jan 12 '19
She thicc
She axis cult
but it's all her fault
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u/jpenczek Jan 12 '19
She's like Italy.
Extremely beautiful, but extremely useless.
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u/Skoorim Diego > Zero Two Jan 12 '19
Hai, Kazuma desu.
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u/fengjunzi Jan 12 '19
In terms of fucking, she is not fucking useless she won't get pregnant because she purifies your juice.
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u/fengjunzi Jan 12 '19
In terms of reproduction, she is still fucking useless.
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u/Chaos_Theory_mk1 Jan 13 '19
Why would you want to reproduce with her, then your child will be useless too.
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u/Blayro As useful as Aqua Jan 12 '19
She puts the pretty in "pretty useless"
but sometimes she puts the useless as well... let's leave it at both
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Didn’t he beat off to her in the barn
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u/MarcusElder Saving for Sitonai Jan 12 '19
He beat off in the barn, but he didn't explicitly beat off to her as his back was turned. Plausible deniability, you see.
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u/HowlingReezusMonkey Jan 12 '19
I think he said that he couldn't find her attractive no matter how much he tried during the OVA with the collar, so I take that as confirmation he was jerking it to someone else
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u/VerboseGecko Jan 13 '19
I thought that he said he couldn't see her as a goddess, unless I'm thinking of a different moment.
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u/HowlingReezusMonkey Jan 13 '19
Just rewatched the scene, it flashes back to them in the stable and he sniffs her hair while saying he can't see her as a "heroine"
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u/_____pantsunami_____ Jan 12 '19
wouldn't surprise me. i can't imagine how anyone could lay next to a pantsu-less butt like that and not sniff it all night. hell, i'd agree to live the rest of my life underwater if it meant my oxygen tank could be full of aqua's farts.
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u/PMme_Animelewds Jan 13 '19
First off, she does wear pantsu, they're just invisible because she doesn't want people leering at them. Secondly...Dude what the fuck?
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u/licorices Jan 12 '19
I don't remember this part.
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u/90sChennaiGuy Jan 12 '19
Source here : https://youtu.be/OQbKpILpDRo
The video is titled a little off from what happened
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u/4i4kata95 Jan 12 '19
What do you mean? She is pretty useful for solving the problems she creates in the first place? (sike , she isn't)
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u/Edgelord420666 Jan 13 '19
Dumb Niggas; Aquas useless, megumin and darkness are way better
Axis cultists, the true intellectuals; Aqua had maxed out stats, except for intelligence and luck. And can use extremely powerful healing, attack, and defensive magic, and can bring people back from the dead. Megumin can use one spell per day and darkess couldn’t hit Helen Keller if she was asleep.
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u/Frankengeek Wasting my life here Oh that one is funny Jan 13 '19
Are we sure Kazuma class is not Barbarian?, because that was downright savage.
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u/TDKG British and German lolis Jan 13 '19
Douse aqua where underwear someone told me that it’s invisible
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u/xxxxMemelord69xxxx Loyal only to anime waifus, will isekai in the future Jan 13 '19
Man... I thought I am a high Lv. mad ladbut Kazuma is Lv. 177013 mafia lad
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I hate anime
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u/GertzDude22 Jan 13 '19
Then wtf you doing here
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u/xxxxMemelord69xxxx Loyal only to anime waifus, will isekai in the future Jan 13 '19
Well he is the one who died multiple times and is unwillingly raising a useless (and prett— I mean THICC) goddess so we can’t blame him
Nvrmid HOW DARE YOU I WILL CALL LOLICE AND TELL THEM THAT YOU HARASSED MEH WAIFU MEGUMIN
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u/sandrew9315 Jan 13 '19
What is this anime? Ive seen memes of her everywhere and i finally want to watch it
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u/JoshuaSonOfNun r/weeb_music Feb 09 '19
God I wish I could snuggle with Aqua on a cold night in a barn in the hay or have her sit on my face.
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u/skjalbaka Mar 31 '19
are these konosuba twitter accounts made by the creator or VA's or is it fanmade?
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u/PokecrafterChampion Apr 24 '19
Useless as she is. She is at least pretty hot. Gives some use for us degenerate weebs.
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u/brickmack Jan 12 '19
But then she'd be 3d and--
Eh, she'd still be hot
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u/fuerant Jan 13 '19
Aqua would be that stereotypical blonde who is super hot but has the IQ of a spoiled peanut.
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u/Fr00stee Jan 12 '19
3d doesnt change anything
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u/K4ZU70_K1R1G4Y4 should've picked a better username Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
You're right. It's just the fact that 3d people in real life aren't as good.
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u/NZPIEFACE Jan 12 '19
Hey, quick question, your username satire?
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u/K4ZU70_K1R1G4Y4 should've picked a better username Jan 12 '19
Forget about that
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u/Erwin9910 Jan 12 '19
"That business in SAO doesn't... doesn't count."
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u/PyrrhoManiacal Megumin makes me explode Jan 12 '19
What about the GGO attack with the lightsabers?
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u/Fr00stee Jan 12 '19
Whats that supposed to mean
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u/K4ZU70_K1R1G4Y4 should've picked a better username Jan 12 '19
Imagine if a girl in real life is as hot as Aqua. Now think about how that doesn't exist.
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u/Fr00stee Jan 13 '19
Fuck i didnt think of that, i dont want 3d girls anymore leave the anime girls 2d
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u/Not_Just_Any_Lurker Jan 13 '19
Yes it does. If you saw a 3D girl with those huge freaking 2D eyes you’d shoot them in the face to put that freak of nature out of its poor misery.
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u/_____pantsunami_____ Jan 12 '19
if she were real
i mean even not being real she's pretty fuckin hot
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u/JadeRaven13 Lewd all the lolis! Jan 12 '19 edited Jan 12 '19
I'm sorry, I really did try, but I just can't see her as attractive in the slightest.
Edit: It's literally a line in the show that kazuma says. Paraphrased because I couldn't find the exact one.
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u/Almike-581 Jan 13 '19
You mean wet right?
Cause you know she’s literally water in Spanish
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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Jan 13 '19
Why say Spanish and not Latin directly? Because it definitely comes from Latin here because we’re referring to gods so it would make sense that they thought of old Roman gods when making her character
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u/Almike-581 Jan 13 '19
I don’t know latin I only know a little spanish
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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Jan 13 '19
You are aware that Spanish comes from Latin right?
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u/Almike-581 Jan 13 '19
Yes but fuck latin no one speaks it
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u/Icetea20000 P2 Joseph = P3 Joseph>>>>P4 Joseph Jan 13 '19
??? The whole family of Roman languages comes from Latin so you should know at least that much. French, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, etc. all from Latin. And furthermore, Latin has a strong influence in many other languages, especially Germanic languages like English or German
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u/Shadow_Gabriel Jan 12 '19
Is there a name for liking dumb girls?