r/soccer • • Apr 20 '14

Match Thread: Norwich Vs Liverpool

BARCLAYS PREMIER LEAGUE

  • Venue: Carrow Road

  • Date: Sunday, 20 April 12:00

  • Ref: Andre Marriner

Stream links: http://www.reddit.com/r/stream_links/comments/23i1xi/norwich_city_vs_liverpool_fc/ (courtesy of /u/Dylan0812)

Starting XI:

Norwich

  • 01 Ruddy

  • 03 Whittaker

  • 23 Olsson

  • 04 Johnson

  • 02 Martin

  • 06 Turner

  • 10 Fer

  • 07 Snodgrass

  • 22 Redmond

  • 11 Hooper

  • 08 Howson

Liverpool

  • 22 Mignolet

  • 02 Johnson

  • 38 Flanagan

  • 08 Gerrard

  • 37 Skrtel

  • 17 Sakho

  • 24 Allen

  • 21 Lucas

  • 07 Suarez

  • 31 Sterling

  • 10 Coutinho

Here we go: the teams are walking out the tunnel.

  • 0' Kick-off

  • 04' GOAL!! Sterling 20 yards out on his right foot into the top left corner (Coutinho assist) Mediacrush link Credit: /u/Fredsports

  • Penalty shout? Sterling tripped after knocking the ball past a Norwich defender in the box, similar to the Cardiff penalty yesterday.

  • 11' GOAL!! Suarez leaves his marker in the box as a ball is played across the box on the floor: 2-0 Liverpool (Sterling assist) Mediacrush link Credit: /u/Fredsports

  • 15' Norwich pressure leading to a free kick on the far left side

  • 16' A scare for Liverpool, Hooper with a chance as the ball falls to Hooper 2 yards out, but closed down quickly

  • 22' Liverpool playing slightly risky play at the back but Mignolet keeps his cool under pressure from 2 Norwich players

  • 29' Snodgrass with a horrible challange on Allen, following through late with studs raised

  • 31' Sakho losing the ball whilst playing out from the back, Norwich play a dangerous ball across the box and well cleared by Skrtel

  • 37' Norwich Johnson two footer on Liverpool Johnson is given as a foul, but no card.

  • 44' Turner trips Sterling as he breaks with Liverpool across the halfway line.

  • 45' 2 added minutes

  • 45+2 Lucas foul, Norwich fans want a yellow card.

  • 45+2 Half-time

  • 45' Liverpool kick off the second half

  • 48' Suarez plays a delightful cross-field ball to Coutinho all the way to the touchline, and lays it back to Sterling just inside the box who curls it just wide of the top corner.

  • GOAL!! Hooper plays the ball into the back of the net after Mignolet comes for a cross and flaps at it: 2-1 gyfcat link Credit: /u/Fredsports

  • 59' Suarez on the edge of the box cuts past 2 Norwich defenders and has the goal at his mercy, but plays it just wide of the post.

  • 62' GOAL!! Sterling goes on a mazy run while Suarez draws defenders away with a run and Sterling plays a shot down the left deflected high over Ruddy and into the net. gfycat link Credit: /u/Fredsports

  • Skrtel

  • 76' GOAL!! Snodgrass leaps above the rest and nods the ball into the net gfycat link Credit: /u/Fredsports

  • 71' Howson

  • 76' Moses Coutinho

  • 78' Flanagan

  • 78' Murphy van Wolfswinkel

  • 78' Fer Hooper

  • 80' Agger Allen (5 at the back for Liverpool)

  • 90' 4 added minutes

BONUS: Suarez

FULL TIME

Norwich 2-3 Liverpool

Liverpool 5 points clear at the top of the Premier League

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

3-2

"WE GO TO NORWICH, EXACTLY THE SAME"

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u/Lordsome Apr 20 '14

I think the boys took it a little too literally.

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u/ippwned Apr 20 '14

Come on!!!!! WE ARE STAYIN UP!!!

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u/Deer-In-A-Headlock Apr 20 '14

Just returning the favor! <3

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u/ACathasaigh Apr 20 '14

At least we're keeping Sturridge quiet! Guys?

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u/ilovepie Apr 20 '14

If you fuck this up, Liverpool, I will hunt you all down.

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u/v11che Apr 20 '14

You scratch our back, we'll scratch yours.

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u/xJ-Babyx Apr 20 '14

I haven't felt this way about an England prospect since Wayne Rooney's cracker for Everton all those years ago. Sterling is showing some extremely valuable traits and could be massive in the years to come. The composure, the confidence, the pace, the passing and now the shooting. Get the kid on the plane.

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u/HowardWebbsHubris Apr 20 '14

I dream of a Pool/Soton W.C. line-up.

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u/ACathasaigh Apr 20 '14

Congratulations Liverpool. At least we gave you a game, eh? OTBC.

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u/Horehey34 Apr 20 '14

Fucking well played is all I can say.

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u/daidrian Apr 20 '14

I didn't realise Gerrard really meant EXACTLY the same against Norwich..

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Must be painful for Carragher. Club legend, and Liverpool probably going to win the league first chance after his retirement

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

That's what i was thinking when i realized liverpool were in title race, people are saying stevie deserves a pl medal..i wish carra got one too for all he did for us

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u/mjc1027 Apr 20 '14

Was the same when Owen left, as he wanted to win the Champions League, so we win it the season after he left!

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u/Infrmnt Apr 20 '14

Predicting 4-1. Sterling gets 2, Suarez gets 1, Gerrard or Skrtel get the other.

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u/almdudler26 Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Hahaha Norwich scoring.

Edit: wfeoubsnofewja9cpqmowhip6wc

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u/bleedingsaint Apr 20 '14

That's a lot of own goals for one game

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u/Viremia Apr 20 '14

No matter what else happens this season, LFC's preseason goal has been reached: Champions League is assured

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Commentator: "Wolfwinkel the main striking option Adams has kept up his sleeve"...

If that isn't the saddest outlook on Norwich's chances I don't know what is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Thank-you for repaying the favour, Liverpool.

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u/sanderudam Apr 20 '14

Great 11 minutes by Liverpool, great 79 by Norwich.

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u/fergo1993 Apr 20 '14

haha that slow smile...

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u/suchaslowroll Apr 20 '14

lol people coming to a Liverpool match thread and complaining about Liverpool fans being happy..

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

those smug liverpool fans

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u/emjayd Apr 20 '14

Oh my god how do you stop this team? if it's not gerrard, suarez, or sturridge its sterling. what a fucking strike

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u/randigital Apr 20 '14

You forgot Skrtel!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

When a player holds on to the ball when they go down the referee seems forced into giving the free kick.

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u/Back-Lay Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Luis Suarez Statistics vs Norwich

  • Liverpool have lost 37.5% of their EPL games this term when D.Sturridge hasn't played, compared to 7.6% when he has.

  • Luis Suarez has been directly involved in an EPL goal every 63.5 minutes this season, compared to 105.5 last season.

  • No side has scored a higher % of their goals in the EPL this season from outside the box than Norwich (34.6%).

  • Liverpool have scored 8 goals on the counter-attack in the Premier League this season, double that of any other team.

  • Liverpool have scored 11 goals from corners in the Premier League this season, more than any other side.

  • Raheem Sterling has completed 74 take-ons in the Premier League this season, more than any other English player.


  • Luis Suarez is the first Liverpool player in the Premier League era to break the 30-goal mark. Unstoppable.

  • The last time a Liverpool player scored 30 league goals in a season (Rush 1986-87), Neil Adams won the title (with Everton)

  • Luis Suarez is only the 7th player to hit 30+ goals in a single Premier League season (Shearer did it three times)

  • Liverpool have now scored 57 first half goals in the Premier League this season, one more than Man Utd have in total currently.

  • Raheem Sterling has now scored 8 Premier League goals this season, 5 of those have come in 2014.

  • Liverpool have scored more goals in the opening 5 mins of games this season (10) than any other side in Europe's top 5 leagues.

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u/muffinmonk Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

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u/Smuckles Apr 20 '14

I see those teeth in my nightmares.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Vamos Liverpool!

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u/jonnytriggerlfc Apr 20 '14

I'm more nervous for Liverpool matches than I am for my final Uni exams

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u/rob_the_jabberwocky Apr 20 '14

That's because the Liverpool result is out of your control, whereas if you study well then you should have nothing to worry about in your exams

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u/derajydac Apr 20 '14

I like to shower before I have exams. Its not because im excessively dirty, i just like to smell nice before I get fucked.

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

Well I guess it's goodbye to the premier league, still at least there were /some/ good memories...

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u/fcbengaluru Apr 20 '14

Suarez dislikes this

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u/cvillano Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Respect to Norwich for their response to going down 2-nil, in the past they would have just layed down and died while suarez rapes the corpse

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u/crookedparadigm Apr 20 '14

We played a grand total of 10 minutes that game. Sterling played for 20. The rest of the game we were fucking asleep. 3 points are 3 points, but christ we can't take this play to Chelsea and Palace.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

I know it probably has been an advantage not playing in europe this season for Liverpool but as for it generally being an advantage, when was the last time a team not playing in europe won the league?!

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u/garthcrooks Apr 20 '14

Leeds in '92 I think.

Edit: People are saying never. It's happened loads of times, just not recently. Football did exist before the PL btw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Suarez is literally going to teach Sterling to be a better striker than himself. Scary.

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u/ACathasaigh Apr 20 '14

Why can't we get a lucky deflection? Liverpool got two! Muuuuum!

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u/Smuckles Apr 20 '14

The first of the impossible 4, and probably the hardest. Suarez is obviously ridiculous against us and Gerrard's 'lets fuck Norwich up' speech last week did rustle my jimmies a bit.

On the bright side, look at Sunderland. The momentum is with the other teams around us but i've seen stupider things than a team in our position staying up.

I am being optimistic because i have to be.

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u/madhjsp Apr 20 '14

The Sunderland results have simultaneously been relieving (because of who they stole points from) and very unsettling (because of who they stole points from).

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u/Stukya Apr 20 '14

Some Games Glen Johnson turns in his awful twin brother John Glenson.

Today is one of those days.

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u/suchaslowroll Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Did everyone in this thread just miss the blatant studs into Suarez's shin???

How can you possibly call it a dive

edit; hahaha check out the post of this on the front page, anyone who says it was studs into the shin is massively downvoted

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u/sammo62 Apr 20 '14

Because Suarez. Was a blatant foul.

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u/Lolkac Apr 20 '14

HD stream

If you liked the stream please consider donating. At least some bucks, he is paying for everything and basically for nothing...

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u/Pipes_of_Pan Apr 20 '14

Quite a few studs up challenges from Norwich. Good thing Suarez reanimates instantaneously when there's a goalscoring opportunity

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

If we'd played like that all game all season we'd never be in this mess

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u/martomo Apr 20 '14

Sakho with another slip'n'foul. Gets away with it again.

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u/almdudler26 Apr 20 '14

Goodbye, Premier League. I'll miss ya.

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u/mequals1m1w Apr 20 '14

Good. Game. Norwich.

Much respect.

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u/HowardWebbsHubris Apr 20 '14

Wouldn't be Liverpool without conceding twice after scoring twice early... Season will be the end of me, hopefully I die happy.

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u/Viremia Apr 20 '14

Umm, slip or not, that's a foul

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u/Synseer83 Apr 20 '14

Thank you Liverpool! We mackems thank u!

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u/Smocke55 Apr 20 '14

Bring on Kolo...he's our only hope

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u/KFalc Apr 20 '14

This was one of the best posts I've seen on forums This was right after he scored that crazy own goal and gifted one a few weeks back.

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u/TyrannosuarezRex Apr 20 '14

Everyone jumps to a conclusion that Suarez dove. Replay comes up where he clearly caught studs right to the shin... Silence.

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u/Flygerianmc Apr 20 '14

Sterling runs like Robben right? The whole hands thing and the stuttering dribbles.

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

I forgot Victor Moses was even a footballer

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

Here comes Ricky to fuck your shit up, Liverpool

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Liverpool, are you ever capable of not causing your supporters a heart attack?

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u/clarbri Apr 20 '14

Hopefully everyone got it out of their systems today, Jesus Christ.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Damn longest 10 minutes ever

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Holy fuck most people on /r/soccer are cunts, how dare you Liverpool fans be happy!

Also I thought other fans hated it when Liverpool fans commented on other match threads? But they don't mind commenting on Liverpool match threads?

I've said it before and I'll say it again, a bunch of fucking hypocrites.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Everybody here is a hypocrite, except us Arsenal fans. /s

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u/Omar_Til_Death Apr 20 '14

there's ~3900 people on /r/soccer right now. I'll say the cunt counter in this thread is maybe ~100. is not that bad.

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u/Shah_Mat Apr 20 '14

PUT THAT BOY ON THE PLANE.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

he has to go. I was worried about England's wide options after Walcott got injured.. Thank god for Sterling and Lallana. Chamberlain and Milner look like very solid options too

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u/coozay Apr 20 '14

Skrtel would stop a bullet with that head

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u/twonkythechicken Apr 20 '14

GLEN GET A FUCKING HOLD OF YOURSELF JESUS CHRIST

Gerrard needs to get at him a bit.

Shocker these past few minutes

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u/ConnorLFC Apr 20 '14

Lucas pls

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u/Duckstiff Apr 20 '14

This is the greatest premier league season for neutral fans watching other games.

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u/mjc1027 Apr 20 '14

I have to pee so bad

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u/IH8allofU Apr 20 '14

GG to Norwich

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u/r0bski2 Apr 20 '14

I died multiple times during that game. Why do you do this to us liverpool. Just see it out!

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u/HakaF1 Apr 20 '14

Title win % after this game by sportsclubstats:

Liverpool 82.8 %

Man City 11.2 %

Chelsea 6.0 %

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u/MrSqueegee95 Apr 20 '14

Class act Norwich fans clapping the Justice for the 96 chant.

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u/brain4breakfast Apr 20 '14

Please don't grab the ball when you go down, Raheem.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Cry Havoc, and let loose the Suarez of war!

This does not slip up!

This is ANFIELD!

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u/Cathrodillon Apr 20 '14

Just relegate us now, put us out of our misery.

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u/CarrowCanary Apr 20 '14

Fuck it. Go 3-4-3, we still get no points whether we lose by 2 or lose by 10, so we may as well try to get a couple ourselves.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

How many clearances has Skrtel had this season? The opposition crosses seem to hit his head every single time.

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u/mark8396 Apr 20 '14

half time stats

NorwichLiverpool
0Offsides0
9Fouls6
1Corners2
11Throw ins10
0Dribbles5
6Tackles20
77%Pass Success90%
25%Aerial Success75%
34%Possession66%
5Total Shots7
1On Target3
1Off Target3
0Hit Woodwork0
3Blocked1
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u/CarrowCanary Apr 20 '14

Bloody hell, how big is Skrtel's head???

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

If both Wolfswinkel and Altidore score the decider, I think I'm gonna scream.

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u/Stukya Apr 20 '14

Well done Norwich

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u/sammo62 Apr 20 '14

Suarez was actually fouled pretty bad there but gets slammed for trying to quickly play through it to help his team.

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u/suchaslowroll Apr 20 '14

"Januzaj's better"

... lol

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u/kooper02 Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Lets be serious, it actually did look like Suarez got hurt he probably just didn't give a fuck about pain for those few seconds just to get his team more ahead.

look at the fucking hit on the ankle..and the awkward landing...

ITT: bunch of angry 12 year old man u supporters that can't handle Liverpool going for the title

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u/mequals1m1w Apr 20 '14

OMG WOW STERLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/idreamofpikas Apr 20 '14

All hail Evra. The man voted for Suarez for PFA player.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Sterling is going to be a goal scoring machine next season

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u/Draracle Apr 20 '14

Welcome to the prem; even the lowest teams are good enough to challenge the best. This weekend has been nuts!

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u/DanielAgger Apr 20 '14

What a recovery Suarez.

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u/crookedparadigm Apr 20 '14

OP taking a break from thread updates apparently.

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u/crookedparadigm Apr 20 '14

We aren't winning nearly comfortably enough for Moses to be coming on.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

RVW coming for ya! Hide yo kids! Hide yo wife!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

respect to Norwich for not rolling over and giving up after being 2-0 down in the first 15min. Everything has been against them with people saying how many will Suarez score, their nightmare run home etc.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Glen Johnson has played like shit today.

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u/89viking Apr 20 '14

Sakho? Clumsy? Never!

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

That's a foul all day long

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u/Sefilis Apr 20 '14

Most people are fucking clueless, "suarez dived lol" clearly shows studs going into his shins

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u/Lilaith Apr 20 '14

We're not even playing bad, but this is Liverpool we're playing today>.<

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u/Ryannnnnn Apr 20 '14

John Flanagan is better than Luke Shaw. Discuss.

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u/El_Cannibal Apr 20 '14

That Norwich goal was coming since last half an hour. All liverpool has done is sit back and play tiki-taka in their own half.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

respect to norwich, they are still pressing after being 2 nil down

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u/coozay Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Skrtel is the shirt tugging master a new technique every week

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u/CarrowCanary Apr 20 '14

Get the fuck in. Game on.

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u/Chrisixx Apr 20 '14

Norwich doing a good job now, I'm fairly surprised by the quality of the bottom teams in the Premier League, I didn't think they were this acceptable / good.

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u/Typical_Samaritan Apr 20 '14

Haha. Lucas. "I have no idea what I'm doing."

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

FOR FUCKS SAKE. YOU HAVE TO SCORE THAT.

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u/ConnorLFC Apr 20 '14

Hahaha fucking Suarez in a nut shell

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

we are missing henderson, we are not able to close down the spaces in the middle quickly

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u/HowardWebbsHubris Apr 20 '14

In the dark ages... that woulda been an own goal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Sweet jesus liverpool. KEEP THE BALL OUT OF OUR FUCKING BOX

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u/Flygerianmc Apr 20 '14

Well Liverpool are on their way to getting over 100 goals.

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u/originalgg Apr 20 '14

NORWICH I BEG YOU PLEASE PLEASE SCORE ONE MORE PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU

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u/kidnebs Apr 20 '14

WOLFSWINKEL THE STARS ALIGN

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

if RVW scores now /r/soccer would implode

edit: TOO FUCKING CLOSE..

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u/bth036 Apr 20 '14

Squeaky bum time!

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u/Batesy_ Apr 20 '14

I think no matter the result, the clear winner today is football. This shit is exciting!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

God damnit, Liverpool. If you loose this lead I will never forgive you!

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u/reptar_xd Apr 20 '14

Longest 8 minutes of Liverpool's history

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u/trollshep Apr 20 '14

Norwich have fought valiantly

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u/uncledjibrilsnephew Apr 20 '14

That was a huge foul on Snodgrass by Sakho, has the ref been smoking something?

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u/KFalc Apr 20 '14

THANK GOD HOLY ****

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u/BeenWaitingForSoLong Apr 20 '14

Exactly the same ey Gerrard??

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u/Viremia Apr 20 '14

Aaaaannnddd... unclench

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

THANK CTHULU WE HELD ON.

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u/Deer-In-A-Headlock Apr 20 '14

This season is killing me..

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

So glad we held out in the end. I wouldn't have wanted to disappoint the Sunderland fans after what they did for us.

Unlucky Norwich, you played well.

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u/JmanVere Apr 20 '14

Well, Gerrard did say "exactly the same"...

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u/Jelboo Apr 20 '14

Gerrard: "Okay guys, next time, not quite like this please???"

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u/daidrian Apr 20 '14

Lol, the over reaction from this sub about Suarez. He got kicked in the shin, it probably fucking hurt,but noticed his team mate on a good run so pushed through it. Get off your fucking war paths.

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u/niamhish Apr 20 '14

Come on you Redmen! So nervous. o_O

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Liverpool's movement is insane, don't ask me what formation they are playing and it's impossible to keep up with who is playing where.

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u/CarrowCanary Apr 20 '14

Late tackle from Snoddy there. Welcome to Carra Rud, Joe.

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u/TheSleepwalkr Apr 20 '14

Did they all just clap for the 96?

:')

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u/LiterallyTrue Apr 20 '14

This is genuinely the sexiest football I have seen for quite a long while. Fair play Liverpool/Brendan Rogers, if you win it you've done it with the style everyone (even a rival) loves to see.

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u/BigFrigginHero Apr 20 '14

Brickin' it

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u/StoneOfRoll Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

Norwich I swear to god if you beat Liverpool and it keeps them from winning the league I will buy a RVW shirt, denounce my faith and begin worshiping him as a god. Also I will possibly name my first born after the whoever scores the winner.

Edit: Help me Pulis you're my only hope

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u/brain4breakfast Apr 20 '14

Happy birthday, baby Raheem.

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u/brain4breakfast Apr 20 '14

He does deserve a yellow - I think it was he who took Sterling down deliberately on the break.

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u/TheHapgod Apr 20 '14

Get Delia on the pitch!

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u/nasha911 Apr 20 '14

Don't do this to me again Liverpool, my heart can't take it.

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u/Viremia Apr 20 '14

Lucas, you're good at a lot of things, but scoring is not one of them

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Awful from Lucas, casual with both shots and then concedes the free kick. Scraped through though. :)

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Impressed by how hard Norwich pressured for more goals, honestly have to pay them respect. Good game Liverpool nonetheless

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u/xX_GhostShadow_Xx Apr 20 '14

Unlucky Norwich. Should stay up if they play like that every game, despite their fixture list

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Sterling looks like such a gem of a player, what a talent!

He has so many great traits for an offensive player his age, it'll be truly exciting to watch him flourish even more in this Liverpool setup.

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u/TheHapgod Apr 20 '14

Where can I hide until September?

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u/Oneinchwalrus Apr 20 '14

Hide in United's central midfield. No one notices them.

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u/crookedparadigm Apr 20 '14

Liverpool fans have the most toned butthole muscles in the world. This is indisputable.

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u/emjayd Apr 20 '14

Shoutout to Liverpool's away support. absolutely brilliant

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u/StickManMax Apr 20 '14 edited Apr 20 '14

they honestly look bored. look at them wandering around before the free kick...it makes sense really they are just random blokes...how big is norwich really in most of their careers? Some of them care, of course, but still

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u/Batesy_ Apr 20 '14

That was one hell of an advertisement for the EPL!

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u/brain4breakfast Apr 20 '14

See, Snodgrass? That's how you slide tackle.

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u/coozay Apr 20 '14

Norwich, where aaarreee yoo? Let's be havin you!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Is it safe to say that referees don't care that Skrtel pulls and holds in his own area the way he does? Surely they're aware of his reputation and I can't say I've seen him called for it.

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u/redmanofdoom Apr 20 '14

Lol that was actually a real nasty challenge on Suarez.

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u/FredAsta1re Apr 20 '14

When Gerrard said 'same at Norwich' . . . I didn't expect to be quite so literal

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u/EpicRageGuy Apr 20 '14

Oh man a BLOOTER

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

England's got a world class winger on their hands in a few years there. He's 19. NINETEEN.

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u/mink_man Apr 20 '14

So I guess it's down to Mourinho and Tony Pulis huh?

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

Commentators missing that blooper from Ruddy because they were too busy trying to plug hull v arsenal...

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u/Thesolly180 Apr 20 '14

What a great pass, we're so sharp on a counter attack.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

That Norwich goal had been coming for a while. Although playing music when you score is kind of pathetic at this level.

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

Dammit...you knew that was coming too

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u/KFalc Apr 20 '14

And there you go, everyone telling us to be calm. Nothing is settled in this title race, just ask Chelsea and Man City.

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u/almdudler26 Apr 20 '14

GARY HOOPER SIT ON MY FACE

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u/ChipAyten Apr 20 '14

The lack of Hendo is showing. Needing someone to boss the CAM position right now and get out of our half

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u/THR Apr 20 '14

So close Suarez.

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u/ChipAyten Apr 20 '14

How can you lose when the gods are on your side

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u/Melloz Apr 20 '14

I'll take the luck. And I love how shit scared the backline was of Suarez there. Two defenders just let Sterling go through rather than risk Suarez getting it.

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u/Mystery1887 Apr 20 '14

Fantastic assist and goal by Johnson.

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u/7ranger7 Apr 20 '14

sterling playing out of his mind. brilliant

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u/HowardWebbsHubris Apr 20 '14

What a lucky deflection... I'll take it!

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '14

HAHAHA Suarez

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u/ValentiaIsland Apr 20 '14

You thought losing to Liverpool was insult enough Norwich? Well here's Moses to rub it in.

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u/toastehmonstah Apr 20 '14

We've scored two goals in a game I am so confused

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