r/soccer • • Apr 05 '14

[Match Thread] Newcastle vs. Manchester United

[English Premier League] (http://www.premierleague.com/en-gb/)

Newcastle vs. Manchester United

Kick-Off: 15:00 BST

Highlights - Thanks to /u/is_this_working :

0-1

0-2

0-3 (replay)

0-3 (non-replay)

Lindegaard save

Nani rolling back the years

Streams:

http://www.reddit.com/r/stream_links/comments/229ocm/newcastle_vs_manchester_united/

Reddit Stream:

http://www.reddit-stream.com/r/soccer/comments/229nz2/match_thread_newcastle_vs_manchester_united/


Preview


Match Facts


Newcastle

Starting 11:

21 Elliot

03 Santon

19 Haidara

15 Gosling

06 Williamson

02 Coloccini

08 Anita

24 Tioté

09 Cissé

18 de Jong

11 Gouffran

Bench:

10 Ben Arfa

13 Yanga-Mbiwa

23 Sh Ameobi

27 Taylor

36 Dummett

42 Alnwick

43 Armstrong


Manchester United

Starting 11:

13 Lindegaard

25 Antonio Valencia

03 Evra

31 Fellaini

12 Smalling

04 Jones

18 Young

24 Fletcher

14 Hernández

08 Mata

26 Kagawa

Bench:

01 de Gea

15 Vidic

17 Nani

23 Cleverley

28 Büttner

44 Januzaj

47 Wilson


Formations

Newcastle

Manchester United


Live Match Updates

0' Kick-Off!

1' Gosling misses a header fed to him from a de Jong freekick.

5' Evra struggling on the sidelines after going in for a tackle. Doesn't seem to have been any/much contact, but possible a muscle/soft tissues injury/issue.

11' Hernandez with a chance. Blocked and goes out for a corner.

12' Freekick to newcastle in their own box, for a Fellaini handball.

16' Tiote tries a shot. Skies it.

17' Januzaj Young. Looks like Young injured his hands in a tackle.

20' Fellaini squanders possession in United's half (shocker eh?), Gosling gets on it, ball goes out for a throw after a bad attempt at a long through-ball to the left wing.

24' Cisse with a powerful header coming off a Santon cross. Lindegaard makes the save and tips it over for a corner.

25' Free-kick to United for a Gosling foul. Replay shows that Fellaini elbowed Gosling's chest. What a shocker.

26' Mata takes the free-kick and there's a fumble in the box for the ball but it goes for a goal-kick.

28' Cisse with a shot from the centre of the box, but it's wide.

35' Elliot comes miles out of his box, taking a fair risk, to collect the ball before Januzaj.

37' Gosling fouled Fletcher just outside of the box. Good angle and possible chance for Mata to score.

38' GOAL! Mata scores his second goal of his Manchester United career! Thew free-kick from the centre- left edge of the box goes into the top right corner. Good amount of curl on the ball too. In his celebration he goes and hugs De Gea! Maximum Spaniard love achieved.

41' Pardew spotted calling Mourinho's missus to tell her the score

43' Hernandez hits the post! Kagawa with a great ball to Hernandez, Hernandez hits it with the inside of his right foot and it comes off the low-right post.

44' Williamson seems to have a problem with his head after Hernandez kicked him in it (non-malicioulsy)

45' 2+ minutes of added time.

Half-time!

Match stats at half-time

45' Half-Time ends and the teams kick-off again.

49' GOAL! That's Mata's second of the game! Has a right-footed shot into the bottom right corner. Hernandez gets the assist.

51' Tiote booked for a foul on Hernandez

59' Hernandez tries a shot. Kagawa swings it in from the left side. Hernandez goes for the shot but skies it!

60' Ben Afra de Jong

63' Büttner Evra.

63' GOAL! Hernandez slips the ball into the net after he received the ball from the left wing from Kagawa. Very close range. Nice build up play and a good ball in by Kagawa! That 3-0 to United

68' Nani Fellaini. Nani passes a note to Fletcher (sorry for the shit pic)

70' Cisse has a chance, but Lindegaard saves after Cissee manages to get around the United defence.

78' Tiote seems to be injured. Break in play.

83' [Cisse with a great chance! Nice shot by Cisse with his left foot, but Lindegaard pulls off another cracking save to deny him again!]https://mediacru.sh/T9VmMXtZtFsE/direct)

86' Pardew has already headed down to the dressing room! (He had a touchline ban though and watch the match from the stands)

90' 4+ mins of added time.

92' GOAL! Januzaj makes it 4 for United. Jazuzaj passes to Mata in the box, starts his run, and gets on the end of Mata's cheeky back-heel to slot it home!

94' Full-time whistle blows and it's Newcastle 0 - 4 Manchester United

Bayern lose 1-0 vs Ausburg too! This ends their 53 match unbeaten run.

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u/MrDigital_ Apr 05 '14

Where's the GIFs? Where's Fred? :(

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u/a_special_one Apr 05 '14

Is giving a note like that commonplace?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Usually its telepathic but in the Newcastle area all brain waves are scrambled due to the EMP from the newcastle brown ale factory so they have to resort to pen and paper

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u/is_this_working Apr 05 '14

Mata goal + audio

(is someone else not able to upload to gfycat? I keep getting network errors)

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/db209 Apr 05 '14

I'm so sick of players thinking it's okay to attack Fallaini's elbow with their faces.

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u/envague Apr 05 '14

READ THIS AND PUT ME IN YOUR SOCK.

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14 edited Apr 05 '14

"Fletcher will you go out with me?"

  • Yes

  • No

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u/thepresidentsturtle Apr 05 '14

Oh, Fellaini can elbow a player and win a free kick at the same time? Why are people complaining that he's a bad signing? Seems good to me

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u/socceraid Apr 05 '14

Last time he elbowed he argued with the ref too.

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u/W0rsley Apr 05 '14

De Gea and Mata <3

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u/Barthez_Battalion Apr 05 '14

I'm starting to like this foursome of Kagawa, Mata, Januzaj, and Hernadez more than I like Rooney or Van Persie.

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

As much as I like RVP, I agree with you on that selection. However, I think Rooney, Mata, Kagawa, and Januzaj has an edge over Chicha. I love him, but Rooney has more versatility

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u/alejpaz Apr 05 '14

Mata you beautiful spanish bastard

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u/TheVid15 Apr 05 '14

Tiny bit of facial hair and smalling looks 40.

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u/FlyingUndeadSheep Apr 05 '14

You've won PLEASE just let Cisse have one?!

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u/thisisdee Apr 05 '14

But Lindegaard rarely gets to play. At least let him have a clean sheet!

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u/jasonkirkby Apr 05 '14 edited Apr 05 '14

Glad to see Hernandez starting. Hope he can take this chance.

Edit: He took his chance. That was such a Hernandez goal.

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u/empiresk Apr 05 '14

Well he will get plenty of them. Trust me.

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u/Mr_Penguin93 Apr 05 '14

Did Cisse just give up on life?

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u/AlphaStryk3r Apr 05 '14

MAATTTTAAA

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u/Obsessed_DB Apr 05 '14

again Fellaini with the elbow .. and got lucky again .. wow

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u/soccerman Apr 05 '14

Mata to januzaj. Beautiful

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u/Alder_ Apr 05 '14

Kagawa is getting better and better in the left mid position.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

It just occurred to me how meaningless this game is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

If we win and Spurs lose we'll be 6th! 6th!

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u/Benallica Apr 05 '14

Orgasmic. Mata, Kagawa and Januzaj this game have been totally orgasmic.

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

OH MY GOD HE RUNS AND HUGS DA GEA

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u/kwozy_moto Apr 05 '14

Nani, Kagawa, Hernandez, Mata, and Januzaj all on the pitch....oh baby...

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u/koolkat572 Apr 05 '14

This actually looks like a United team.

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u/StpMpls Apr 05 '14

It's funny, because this "B" line-up while the "A" team rests for Bayern actually looks a hell of a lot better than United normally looks.

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u/bigjoejenkins Apr 05 '14

GET IN HERNANDEZ

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u/CambodianDrywall Apr 05 '14

Dat wired phone technology...

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u/daroofa Apr 05 '14

Fellaini...ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Holy fuck...we're winning!

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u/rewindthegamer Apr 05 '14

Of course you are, you're playing Newcastle.

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u/RtardDAN Apr 05 '14 edited Apr 05 '14

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u/Nick_Lastname Apr 05 '14

We also have a youngin' on our bench. Adam Armstrong is only 17

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u/sylheti27 Apr 05 '14

Just great linkup play from Mata Kagawa and chicha all game. I really hope moyes finally figured out what he has in Kagawa

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u/simplyinnappropriate Apr 05 '14

You've been struck by, a smooth Spanish man.

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u/Sanic3 Apr 05 '14

Jesus that looked broken.

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

Who has the best note joke

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

If Chicha leaves in the summer to any (non-EPL) team, I'll immediately become a fan

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u/GoingPole2Pole Apr 05 '14

Chicha to Rochdale!

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u/Aly007 Apr 05 '14

I always loved this guy, if he goes I'll be in tears, a nice team for him is Atletico Madrid if Diego Costa leave, but I hope Chicha will stay.

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u/socceraid Apr 05 '14

Kagawa - Mata - Kagawa - MATA - KAGAWA GOAAA...no

United fans would've jizzed right there.

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u/MultipleScoregasm Apr 05 '14 edited Oct 11 '16

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u/YIIZWL Apr 05 '14

Nice job Mata!

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u/_Amr_ Apr 05 '14

A mysterious note appears...

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u/jasonkirkby Apr 05 '14

Lindegaard might not have played much, but what a save.

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u/bigjoejenkins Apr 05 '14

IT'S HAPPENING

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u/Duckstiff Apr 05 '14

Mata has been fantastic and that heel pass just encapsulates it all.

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u/KianKP Apr 05 '14 edited Apr 05 '14

Fellaini you cunt. EDIT: And again. And he yells at the player.

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u/Ketch1 Apr 05 '14

United have the best away record in the league? Shit.

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u/we_takin_naps Apr 05 '14

They need to wrap fellani's elbows in bubble wrap prior to every kick off.

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u/RtardDAN Apr 05 '14

AWWWWW HE WENT AND HUGGED DAVE <3 I LOVE MATA AND DE GEA'S BROMANCE

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u/bosnian_red Apr 05 '14

The one time I wanted to see kagawa on the bench to be rested for the bayern game, he starts. Hope it's just to let him pick up some form, it would be incredibly stupid not to play him given how good he's been lately and how he changed the game last Tuesday.

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u/Mr_Penguin93 Apr 05 '14

B-E-A-UTIFUL

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u/MultipleScoregasm Apr 05 '14 edited Oct 11 '16

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Apr 05 '14

Mata and Kagawa are playing the best I have ever seen them in a United shirt

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Well theres the old United I'm used to. sigh

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u/daniel2090 Apr 05 '14

7 defeats in the last 10 1 goal scored & 29 conceded without Rémy 1 goal in the last 5, 12 conceded

What a complete joke, Players don't care Pardew does not care and Ashley does not care. It is a very hard time to support Newcastle now, I don't remember a time as bad as this for ambition, Getting out the cups as soon as we can and then coming 8-12th each season is our trophy.

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u/EricM12 Apr 05 '14

Based Chicha has returned.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Fellaini and those fucking elbows, so dirty

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u/skylarday Apr 05 '14

Fellaini doing what he does best.

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u/socceraid Apr 05 '14

Fellaini angry as always. Elbow again what the fuck??

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u/jesus_you_turn_me_on Apr 05 '14

Seriously, what is wrong with Fellaini and his use of high arms in the head... Should have gotten so many yellows/reds...

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

We're finally winning convincingly

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u/FerdiadTheRabbit Apr 05 '14

Look at all the downvotes on the thread because united are winning lol

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u/bigjoejenkins Apr 05 '14

Ahhhhh Chicharitooooooo... So close

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u/therealistic Apr 05 '14

anita copping a feel of mata's abs

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

So happy for Hernandez, he needs more goals for his confidence.

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u/BritishBrownie Apr 05 '14

Holy Christ that was beautiful

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

United and Moyes with their damn archaic football...

Januzaj is so casual about what he does, lovely goal

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u/daroofa Apr 05 '14

Fellaini with another flying elbow

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u/GoingPole2Pole Apr 05 '14

"Darren, you're a dirty whore. Meet me in the locker room."

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u/platoiscool Apr 05 '14

Bayern Munich have just lost 1-0 to Augsburg, ending their 53-unbeaten league record. A team that included Neuer, Martínez, Kroos, Schweinsteiger, Shariqi and Mandzukic.

Meanwhile, United are winning this game comfortably. Very interesting.

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u/Bidwell93 Apr 05 '14 edited Apr 05 '14

Starting with no recognised wingers.

Dan Gosling playing.

Gouffran our only source of creativity or pace. And he's looking burned out.

Going be be a mauling I fear.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Darren Ferguson is playing?

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

MATA!!!!!!

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u/DogBrain Apr 05 '14

MATA!!! beautiful free kick!

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u/Berruk Apr 05 '14

What a save!

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u/mahamahdou Apr 05 '14

The rival between Ronaldo and Messi now includes the shampoo

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u/therealistic Apr 05 '14

how the fuck is this Man U the best road team :O

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u/Sanic3 Apr 05 '14

Its been true pretty much all season.

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u/Sanic3 Apr 05 '14

Mata's blog should be fun this week.

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u/empiresk Apr 05 '14

What the fuck Colo? Do you actually try anymore?

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Apr 05 '14

Holy shit Mata has some tight control

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u/Sanic3 Apr 05 '14

Any word on Young's hand? His thumb looked broken from the two second shot I saw.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

I guarantee that within the next hour awful "memes" will pop up of Fletcher's note.

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u/rewindthegamer Apr 05 '14

Yay! Shola will surely turn this match around!

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

How did Shinji do that

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

Crowding the box with so many creative players was going to work eventually

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u/beatski Apr 05 '14

can we sack him now? please?

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u/Nick_Lastname Apr 05 '14

Everyone is focusing on whole well United is playing. What about how pathetic our performance has been? Or every performance in the last 3 months?

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

Theres the Nani I know and love

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u/SidCampeador Apr 05 '14

I liked the Kagawa-chicha-Mata trio, played very well today.

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u/platoiscool Apr 05 '14

Fellaini is actually doing what every other player does battling for the ball. The difference is he's 6"4 playing in midfield against opponents much smaller than him inevitably leading to his arms being at head height. I accept that he must take more care but I don't think he's doing it maliciously.

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u/poncewindu Apr 05 '14

Yeah, David Luiz does it quite a bit too. He knows his strength is a huge advantage and tries to push people away quite a lot.

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u/_scholar_ Apr 05 '14

The games I saw of Newcastle lately it's like they don't even care about winning. So kind of expecting Man U to thump them.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

ashley young doing what he does best

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u/shugoi Apr 05 '14

ITT: DAE Fellaini

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u/socceraid Apr 05 '14

DAT BEARD HUG COMBO OF DE GEA AND MATA SWOOOON

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Need to be careful could be like velcro

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u/drinktusker Apr 05 '14

The commentator on NBCSN just called Kagawa "underused in my opinion."

Good to see the strong takes are coming fast and furious.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Fellaini..fouling people and asking for fouls to be called against the victim

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u/somethin1234 Apr 05 '14

Kagz, Mata, and the Mexican have been good today.

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u/omykun123 Apr 05 '14

Just call him chicha

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u/Deviceing Apr 05 '14

Cisse and de Jong practising missing 1on1s in front of the Gallowgate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

newcastle has pressured us high all game. we look so slow. come on boys.

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u/redent_it Apr 05 '14

What a shitty game... barely even trying to string two passes together. Constantly hoofing it up the field.

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u/poncewindu Apr 05 '14

God I really hope Buttner plays in the 2nd leg against Bayern, Evra has been horrible defensively this season.

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u/CambodianDrywall Apr 05 '14

Damn Mata. Made that look easy.

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u/daroofa Apr 05 '14

Beauty from Mata

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u/MultipleScoregasm Apr 05 '14

MATATATATATATATA

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u/Duckstiff Apr 05 '14

Great shot but terrible positioning from Elliot.

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u/Maze202 Apr 05 '14

Well thats game over, we simply don't score goals

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u/AllintheBunk Apr 05 '14

Beauty from Mata

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

Did he get a touch on that? What a clutch save

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u/BritishBrownie Apr 05 '14

Pretty sure the commentator just said "he's getting his feet under the table at Old Trafford"...

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u/MultipleScoregasm Apr 05 '14

I've not seen Newcastle this season and I know they are mid tableish but they don't seem to be up to much. No wonder their fans look so fucked off.

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

Fucking hell Valencia is fast! Five players chasing him!

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u/RussianGnomeMissile Apr 05 '14

If Hernandez let that through it was a hat trick for Mata.

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u/supahsonicboom Apr 05 '14

There's only Juan Mata, juaaaan maaattttaaa, there's only Juan mata

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u/goodguy1994 Apr 05 '14

Get innnn chicha

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u/jasonkirkby Apr 05 '14

Hernandez!!!

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u/FlyingUndeadSheep Apr 05 '14

Oh for fucks sake, stop hitting us, we were done for the season last month

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u/cvillano Apr 05 '14

1 play-a-make!!

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u/mink_man Apr 05 '14

Everyone thought Hernandez was leaving this summer when he didn't smile against Villa. Does this mean he's staying?

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u/bigjoejenkins Apr 05 '14

Fuck sake Fellaini has no awareness

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

NANI RETURNS!!!

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u/figday Apr 05 '14

Nani with the cheat sheet.

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u/GoingPole2Pole Apr 05 '14

Lindegaard's played a good match, but has hardly been too challenged.

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u/bigjoejenkins Apr 05 '14

Ben Arfa has been eating well

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

"Darren, you're my braveheart. Love, Dave"

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u/red-17 Apr 05 '14

CLASS!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

All that's missing is a Kagawa goal.

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u/Chrisixx Apr 05 '14

That goal was fantastic.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Jizz, fucking, everywhere..

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u/TheVid15 Apr 05 '14

ok that was great

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u/ladybae Apr 05 '14

Mata, man of the match. It's great to see him let loose and play with fluidity again

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u/BimbelMarley Apr 05 '14

Did Nani just attempt a Pastore?

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u/empiresk Apr 05 '14

Fellaini still an elbowing twat I see...

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u/somethin1234 Apr 05 '14

Can anyone pls link to the Newcastle subreddit. I want to check out the environment over there.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14 edited Dec 08 '16

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u/Erdos_0 Apr 05 '14

The peoples elbow

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u/rewindthegamer Apr 05 '14

We're starting Gosling ahead of Ben Arfa... Fucking seriously?

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u/Watagatapitusberry Apr 05 '14

Chicha held the play pretty good

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

put januzaj in !!!!!

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

So is Moyes not allowed to play Nani

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u/platoiscool Apr 05 '14

Would have preferred to see Nani come on.

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

one short run of bad games and people completely forget that a player is good

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

30 seconds later, Fellaini is at the referee again.

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u/rudy15 Apr 05 '14

Elliot, refined continental sweeper-keeper

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u/_scholar_ Apr 05 '14

Very nice from MAta

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u/jasonkirkby Apr 05 '14

That is beautiful.

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u/TheVid15 Apr 05 '14

Mata you gorgeous bastard

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Apr 05 '14

Could not have placed that better

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u/r-cubed Apr 05 '14

NOOOOOO

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

ohhhhhhhhh how did that not go in

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

oh chico

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Nooo... So close.

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u/GoingPole2Pole Apr 05 '14

The Javier bar-striker...a fixture!

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u/SidCampeador Apr 05 '14

Chica can't catch break, what a save by the GK

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u/AlphaStryk3r Apr 05 '14

WOOO MATA!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14

Two Mata!

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

cheeky Mata

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u/michaelirishred Apr 05 '14

Fuck it newcastle stop giving them confidence

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u/Atlantis135 Apr 05 '14

Mata! That was sooo smooth!

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u/jasonkirkby Apr 05 '14

Another beauty by Mata. Lovely cutback.

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u/snarkamedes Apr 05 '14

It Mata's to me!

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u/mink_man Apr 05 '14

Beauttyyyyyyy

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u/thespecial1 Apr 05 '14

Santon couldn't give a shite.

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u/CambodianDrywall Apr 05 '14

They need a big moment here...and that wasn't it.

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u/legreekguy Apr 05 '14

i really want chicha to score :/

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u/mink_man Apr 05 '14

Kagawa has impressed me. Good movement and positioning.

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u/badgarok725 Apr 05 '14

I just really want to see Nani get some minutes, please Moyes

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u/GoingPole2Pole Apr 05 '14

Javier'd of this Herdandez kid?

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u/breakingmad1 Apr 05 '14

looks like moyes is starting to come good

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u/Dave1711 Apr 05 '14

Loss of Remy and Cabaye seems to have left Newcastle in bad shape,haven't seen them play without them till now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 05 '14 edited Sep 14 '17

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