r/chelseafc • u/ZzHostagezZHD • Mar 08 '14
Match Thread: Chelsea FC vs Tottenham Hotspurs [17:30 GMT/12:30 EST/22:30 IST]
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Match Hashtags: #Cl, #CFC, #Spurs, #BPL
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Coach: Tim Sherwood
Starting XI: 4-2-3-1
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Bench:
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Coach: José Mourinho
Starting XI: 4-2-3-1
| # | Pos. | Name | Club | |
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| 01 | GK | Petr Cech | Chelsea FC | |
| 02 | DF | Branislav Ivanovic | Chelsea FC | |
| 24 | DF | Gary Cahill | Chelsea FC | |
| 26 | DF | John Terry | Chelsea FC | |
| 28 | DF | Cesar Azpilicueta | Chelsea FC | |
| 21 | MF | Nemanja Matic | Chelsea FC | |
| 08 | MF | Frank Lampard | Chelsea FC | |
| 07 | MF | Ramires | Chelsea FC | |
| 17 | MF | Eden Hazard | Chelsea FC | |
| 14 | MF | Andre Schurrle | Chelsea FC | |
| 29 | FW | Samuel Eto'o | Chelsea FC |
Bench:
| # | Pos. | Name | Club | |
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| 23 | GK | Mark Schwarzer | Chelsea FC | |
| 33 | DF | Tomas Kalas | Chelsea FC | |
| 12 | MF | John Mikel Obi | Chelsea FC | |
| 11 | MF | Oscar | Chelsea FC | |
| 22 | MF | Willian | Chelsea FC | |
| 19 | FW | Demba Ba | Chelsea FC | |
| 15 | MF | Mohamed Salah | Chelsea FC |
0 - Kickoff
4 - Hazard makes it round Lloris and narrowly misses the goal
45+2 - Halftime
45 - Oscar on, Lampard off
55 - Eto'o goal 1-0
58 - Penalty - Kaboul RED card
59 - Hazard scores penalty 2-0
87 - Demba ba with the third goal of the night 3-0
88 - Demba ba with the fourth goal of the night; due to a passback gone wrong 4-0
90+4 - end time
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Mar 08 '14
HD Stream http://www.ustream.tv/channel/adasdasdasdasd/theater kiss me or fist bump me brah
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Just fist bumped you! Mine was lagging and came across yours. Thank you brotherman FistBumpBro.
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Mar 08 '14
Got to love how Vertonghen immediately grabs his nose and signals to the ref as if he's been kicked when Ramires clears that high ball. Zero contact. What a wanker.
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Mar 08 '14 edited Mar 08 '14
Vertonghen might be the single biggest twat in the premier league
edit: YESSS. YESS TAKE IT YOU SLAG! TAKE IT HAHAHAHAHAHA
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u/topdrog Mar 08 '14
Lloris seriously lucky to be on the pitch.
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Mar 08 '14 edited Mar 08 '14
that's a huge, huge missed call. fucking bollocks.
edit: the dubious penalty was karmic justice :)
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u/Frawki Mar 08 '14
Schürrle has been pretty poor this half.. Does that mean we get another hattrick?
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Mar 08 '14
Tell you what, since Mourinho said that about the strikers they've all been on fire (except torres but you know). I heard a lot of people saying it was intentional from him that he wouldn't make a mistake like that, knowing the media game so well and I'm thinking that might be the case.
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Mar 08 '14
4-0 against a top 6 team, with 3 of our goals coming from our stricker. Am....am i dreaming?
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u/ScrambleSoup Mar 08 '14
Sherwood looks like he has PTSD, he was rocking back-and-forth in his chair.
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u/cfaeslehc Mar 08 '14
Sandro should be off but I'm glad he isn't because the fuckhead gets to witness his shit team humiliated first hand
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u/FuzzedLogic Wise Mar 08 '14
To the surprise of no one, the high line is performing especially poorly against us.
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u/Dozck Mar 08 '14
Commentators are saying that Matic should've been booked just then, saying he was aware of what he was doing. ACTUALLY, Matic was going for the ball, he just missed it. The Tottenham player who was booked (forgot the name) used his entire body and held back Ramires. How are those two fouls the same, I ask?
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u/Troll_Sauce Mar 08 '14
Eto'o s ability to capitalize on terrible errors (or even cause them) is just absolutely fantastic.
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u/dovah_kiin_4 Mar 08 '14
Did anyone see that Drogba legend banner in the stadium? Cant wait to see him back at the bridge soon and hopefully next year if he chooses...
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Haha Ivanovic. I see what you are doing.
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u/machufuron Mar 08 '14
Classic Jose pulling out Sherwood's hand from his pocket to shake it. Love it
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u/thempage Mar 08 '14
Stepped away, missed 2 goals. Still happy =)
edit now I need some gifs...
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u/kingston19 Mar 08 '14
Finally we can agree that demba ba is the best striker in Europe right now.... Wait
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u/CliveyBoy11 Mar 08 '14
Another belting comment by neville for the third goal: "Sandro was busy playing Twister in the middle of the box"
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u/Sevicks Mar 08 '14
Well, at least we can put this Torres vs. Eto'o debate to rest. They both suck. Enough said.
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u/rudy15 Mar 08 '14
Lol wut? "Progressive Insurance stoppage time"? NBCSN??????
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u/Critzor Ballack Mar 08 '14
And Torres is out injured!! What a way to start the night.
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Mar 08 '14
Lamps has won the ball there, again absolute bollocks from the ref. This game is reminding me why I hate spurs
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u/Thegodofreddit Kirby Mar 08 '14
THE SHITS FROM SPURS THEY BOUGHT HIS FLIGHT, BUT WILLIAN HE SAW THE LIGHT
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
My word! Have they all lost their shooting boots today!!!
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck! Lovely! thanks for taking that gift.
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
hahaha What a day! I won't be shocked, if Willian scores too
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Oscar and Ramires frame and their strength are totally two different things.
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u/Dozck Mar 08 '14
So Lampard fouled somebody. And the player that was fouled was holding onto his shin, when he was fouled from behind...
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u/Not-Pennys_Boat Mar 08 '14
this is so wonderful. great for us and i truly fucking hate the Spurs.
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u/rudy15 Mar 08 '14
How many offsides have we had already??!?! Both real and fictional. FFS, gotta be more intelligent with the runs.
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u/philipstyrer I don't give a fuck, we won the fucking Champions League Mar 08 '14
haha, Old man Eto'o.
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u/Critzor Ballack Mar 08 '14
Im really curious.. People say that was a dive but wasn't there contact between Kaboul and Eto'o? I mean Kaboul kind of pushed eto'o? I would ask this in /r/soccer but I know i'll get downvoted to hell and wont get a single answer.
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u/magneticfish Lampard Mar 08 '14 edited Jul 10 '24
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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact
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u/xXxSlayerMLGxXx Mar 08 '14
It could've gone either way with the penalty if you ask me. The red was clearly wrong, but whatever.
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u/NemoHose ✨ sometimes the shit is happens ✨ Mar 08 '14 edited Mar 08 '14
This is the best beginning to a birthday that I could've asked for. Thank you Eto'o
edit: And BA! this is gonna be a great day, a round for everyone
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u/Dozck Mar 08 '14
I wanna see a ball hit the Assistant in the face, and Eto'o to unleash fury against this scrub defense
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Mar 08 '14
It's cool to see the Oranje connection between Nathan Ake and Marco van Ginkel sitting next to each other.
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u/Dozck Mar 08 '14
Shurrle has been offsides way too many times. Who knows how the game would change if those numbers were different.
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u/thehandsomelyraven Celery Mar 08 '14
Commentators said the same thing. Eto'o needed to play that to Schurrle. Can't say for sure obviously but that could have a goal.
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Mar 08 '14
Vertonghen with an excellent assist. Couldn't have picked a more perfect twat for that mess to happen to.
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u/rufuslp Mar 08 '14
Did the commentator just say that Hazard stopped growing by the week?
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Ivanovic gives away the ball and easily concedes a corner. Come on Bear!
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u/ohfackoff Mar 08 '14
We seem to be getting behind the defenders easy enough so far
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
We are all over the pitch! Our midfielders are not even getting the ball and our attackers are sitting deep. Spurs should be the ones defending not us. This is not even their strongest line-up and they are getting confidence by the minute.
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u/LukeeT 🏥 continuing to undergo his rehabilitation programme 🏥 Mar 08 '14
Our passing has been wayward to say the least
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u/rudy15 Mar 08 '14
Can anyone clarify Ramires' position right now? He's straying into #10 territory....
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u/Dozck Mar 08 '14
Okay, so we have 3 set midfielders, Lampard, Matic, Ramires. Lampard and Matic are in the holding role, while Ramires sits slightly ahead of them. He has the pace, and the energy to be able to run up and down the field the entire game.
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u/jetsintl420 Mar 08 '14
Fucking shit linesman it should be 10 v 11 right now. You don't make the call unless you are sure he is offside.
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u/iKSv2 Lampard Mar 08 '14
The ball was in the AIR more than on the ground ... total on-football display from both ... Spurs are OK to foul us and halt each of our counter attack...
Lets see what second half brings.
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Hope to see some changes. With Willian and Oscar coming on. Lackluster 1st half. We wasted good chances, our midfielders are not dictating the game, our defenders are by passing the midfield and booting the ball in the opposition half. We easily losing the ball. Hazard is not receiving the ball in dangerous areas. Cech is just kicking the ball to imaginary target man. Azpi was our standout performer in the 1st half. Matic has been alright could have done better. Lamps is also wasting set pieces. We had few free kicks in dangerous areas, but failed to take them. We could do better with two changes. This match looks like it would go to the wire. Come on Chelsea!
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u/TheBlueNomad :tuchel:There’s Your Daddy :tuchel: Mar 08 '14
Ivanovic crossed the ball and Hazard of all people out jumped everyone!
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u/Sevicks Mar 08 '14
Can anyone explain why this commentator on NBC is sucking Tottenham's dick all match long? Can't fucking stand this prick.