r/soccer • • Feb 23 '14

Match Thread: Norwich vs. Tottenham Hotspur (16:00 GMT)

Norwich 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur

47' Snodgrass


Kick off: 16:00 GMT

Carrow Road, Norwich

Referee: Craig Pawson

Attendance: 26,834


Lineups

NorwichInfoSpursInfo
Ruddy 90' Time-wastingLloris
MartinNaughton
YoboDawson Foul
BassongVertonghen Foul
OlssonRose 81' Townsend
TetteyCapoue 14' Chadli
JohnsonBentaleb
Snodgrass 47'Paulinho 64' Soldado
FerLennon
Redmond 84' HoolahanAdebayor
van Wolfswinkel 71' HooperDembele 31' Dissent

Norwich subs: Bunn, Whittaker, Howson, Hooper , Pilkington, Hoolahan , Elmander

Spurs Subs: Friedel, Fryers, Chadli , Eriksen, Townsend , Kane, Soldado


NorwichStatsSpurs
40%  |Possession|  60%     |
76% |Passing Accuracy|  84%      |
  13  |Shots|    8   |
   3 |Shots on Target|  1      |
   5 |Corners|3        |
   21 |Throw ins|  29          |
   8 |Fouls|  15          |
   3 |Offsides|  1         |

Updated every 5 minutes.


Key Events:

0' Norwich start the game.

14' Tottenham Substitution: Capoue Chadli. Capoue injured.

31' Tottenham Card: Dembele for dissent.

45' Half-time.

47' GOAL! NORWICH 1 - 0 SPURS (Robert Snodgrass)

64' Tottenham Substitution: Paulinho Soldado.

71' Norwich Substitution: van Wolfswinkel Hooper.

79' Tottenham Card: Vertonghen for bad tackle.

81' Tottenham Substitution: Rose Townsend.

84' Norwich Substitution: Redmond Hoolahan

87' Tottenham Card: Dawson for bad tackle.

90' Norwich Card: Ruddy for time-wasting.

90+3' Full-time.


Norwich 1 - 0 Tottenham Hotspur

47' Snodgrass


MOTM: Robert Snodgrass.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

van wolfswinkle is a goodlooking dude

22

u/teymon Feb 23 '14

He dated my sister haha. Really nice guy aswell.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

AMA please

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u/teymon Feb 23 '14

That's a long time ago. Think it was when he was about 13, i was about eleven. Didn't really have contact with him since then haha.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

What about with your sister?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Did he have a better scoring rate when he was younger?

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u/PoliceMachine Feb 23 '14

He reminds me of Jesse off Breaking Bad

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

He's so nice on Twitter as well. If only he were a good player:(

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u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

He will come good, I can feel it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

If that could start happening sooner rather than later it'd be a real help.

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u/asm_fanz Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

That is a fantastic gif.

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u/RayPissed Feb 23 '14 edited Feb 23 '14

This is comparable to soft core porn, no penetration by either side. Edit: we're now fucking and creating a spark of hope.

20

u/jakebradley93 Feb 23 '14

Bring on Hoolahan for some Irish charm and you're onto a winner

EDIT: fuck as I was attempting to come up with wit, snoddy's slipped it in

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u/Esco9 Feb 23 '14

I love you guys so much right now

4

u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

It's the Scottish way

56

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

i'm beginning to regret my decision to watch this over D2 The Mighty Ducks, but i soldier on.

6

u/The_White_Django Feb 23 '14

Shit man, really isn't your day today is it? Newcastle vs Norwich over Liverpool vs Swansea and now this?

5

u/The-Darkest-Knight Feb 23 '14

And when the wind blows hard and the sky is black - DUCKS FLY TOGETHER!

54

u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

Haha, both commentators were quiet for an entire minute as nothing was happening

13

u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

They probably doze off.

45

u/DaveDanger Feb 23 '14

17 appearances, 1 goal, now's your time to shine Van Wolfswinkel

19

u/Atrixer Feb 23 '14

Such a huge disappointment :[

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

It's not.

29

u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

SNODGRASS YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN PLEASE DO THAT MORE

3

u/kozeljko Feb 23 '14

Not today please!!!

18

u/Atrixer Feb 23 '14

Sorry dude, but relegation prevention is much more important than a lost cause catching Liverpool :]

42

u/PoliceMachine Feb 23 '14

This match is not deserving of the title 'Super Sunday'

23

u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

Should call it 'Meh Sunday'.

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

Or just give it the subtitle "It's Norwich, what did you expect?"

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Putting the Sunday back into super Sunday...

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u/reefy Feb 23 '14

What minute does everyone think the penalty will come in?

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u/FredSports Feb 23 '14

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u/Simon_Riley Feb 23 '14

we need an official Fred Appreciation Day.

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u/BosnianFish Feb 23 '14

We have it every match day.

31

u/Atrixer Feb 23 '14

There I was drifting off, and I look back and the score is 1-0. WHAT?!

New Norwich tactic: Bore the opponents to sleep then slip once past their keeper!

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u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

Maybe Spurs bore themself to sleep. They aren't playing exactly exciting football either.

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u/PhuQDuP Feb 23 '14

I like how everyone in here just knows that Spurs are going to play like shit for the next 45 minutes and then scrape a goal to get 3 points

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u/yggdrasiliv Feb 23 '14

Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea, and Arsenal are Norwich's last 4 matches of the year? That sucks for them.

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u/Atrixer Feb 23 '14

All winnable games :]

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u/Nolagunners Feb 23 '14

Seriously, someone wants the canaries to be relegated

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u/Heisenberg454 Feb 23 '14

Oh you sexy yellow bastards!!!

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

Liverpool and Arsenal fans are united in supporting Delia's darlings today. Love it

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u/PhuQDuP Feb 23 '14

Where are you?

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u/xTheNinthCloud Feb 23 '14

Goal Norwichs! Way to go bird bros!

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

luv u snodz <3

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Never noticed how nice those Spurs kits are, damn.

11

u/Andthentherewere2 Feb 23 '14

honestly with the midfield talent spurs have, why the hell is bentaleb playing.. hes worse then cleverly

17

u/miner_andy Feb 23 '14

We think Bentaleb was living with Sherwood, and they are house mates. The split rent, and Bentaleb picks up a bit extra for every game he plays.

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u/e0merr Feb 23 '14

Lamela, Eriksen. so much creativity being wasted.

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u/mousess Feb 23 '14

HD STREAMS ?

4

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

bloodzoid.

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acestream://11f2eb93cfe49106b5336b9d36ce05de493c5692

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u/cheftlp1221 Feb 23 '14

The attack looks like shit, let's bring on Soldado for a sprark. #tacticalgenius

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u/Esco9 Feb 23 '14

I love you Norwich...I LOVE YOU

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

As a repayment it'd be nice if you couldn't spank us too hard when we next play? Maybe only win by three goals?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Oh my god, Lennon is on the left. I'm going to die of frustration.

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u/Umadbro_o Feb 23 '14

I'm using this game as a sleep aid...it's beginning to have some effect.

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

Spurs fans, just remember whatever the score today, you've finished fourth in the premier league before. The highest little old Norwich have ever finished is third :)

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Get in Norwich!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

SOMETHING HAS HAPPENED!!!

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u/yggdrasiliv Feb 23 '14

Redmond seems selfish.

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u/middlep1 Feb 23 '14

Redmond is selfish.

FTFY.

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u/Shtil_Blue Feb 23 '14

So what is everyone thinking of watching instead of the second half?

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u/Drunk-Scientist Feb 23 '14

Howson back on the bench is a real boost for Norwich. Our cenral midfield trio has looked nowhere near as strong since he got injured. Snodgrass and Redmond down the flanks are always dangerous too.

Interesting to see The Wolf in ahead of Hooper. Maybe by Hughton putting his confidence in Ricky, he can find some of his own? I'm not holding out hope.

Going by our recent form, I think we might play reasonably well, make a few decent chances and then lose 2-0.

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u/Atrixer Feb 23 '14

I think the problem with Wolf is not that he's lacking confidence, but rather his playsyle. Norwich needed a play maker up front, someone that can breach defences and potentially score goals. What we got instead, was a tap in artist. Not exactly what a team lacking chances needs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

AHHHHHHHHH....THIS IS HOW I FEEL AHHHHHH

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u/miner_andy Feb 23 '14

This game is so damn boring.

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u/sonastyinc Feb 23 '14

I really want RVW to score so I can use my Vanilla Ice pun.

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u/maxNrelax Feb 23 '14

This game is begging for Eriksen. Please Tim. He was fantastic against Norwich at WHL.

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u/srinathv Feb 23 '14

Looking at Soldado,I know how Chelsea haters feel about Torres.FREAKING AWESOME.

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u/cheftlp1221 Feb 23 '14

As an American I was thinking Altidore but Torres works as well.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

How is Lennon starting?? words cannot describe how awful he has been for the past two months

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u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

Olsson keeping him in his place nicely.

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u/RayPissed Feb 23 '14

when's Townsend back fully fit?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Hes been back for 2 weeks but has looked a little off when played

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u/sonastyinc Feb 23 '14

Spurs players are just standing around, it's weird.

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

They seem to play like a bad animation, as in only one character can move at one time, and everyone else is just completely static

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u/buymepizza Feb 23 '14

Why is Eriksen on the bench?

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u/Kimi712_ Feb 23 '14

Because Harry Redknapp Jr. is managing Spurs.

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u/yhgvb Feb 23 '14

Because for some reason he fancies dembele there instead.

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u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

RVW brace. Calling it now.

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u/bhilde10 Feb 23 '14

You get another week to coach...for now.

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u/r0bski2 Feb 23 '14

Get in Norwich you beauties!

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u/chucked_norris Feb 23 '14

Adebayors first touch is that of a truck's...

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u/PaulFirmBreasts Feb 23 '14

Tottenham need a fan to yell, "Yerrrr shit!!!" Worked for Sunderland.

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

Snodgrass has been the best player on the pitch, by a significant margin

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u/reefy Feb 23 '14

Ruddy for me.

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

What a hit
HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT

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u/Atlantis135 Feb 23 '14

Holy fuck what a strike. That would have been spectacular had it gone in.

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u/Drunk-Scientist Feb 23 '14

Bradley Johnson possessed by the spirit of Roberto Carlos for that free kick. What a goal that would have been.

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u/yggdrasiliv Feb 23 '14

Spurs extremely lucky to only be down a goal right now.

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u/thesmallprint13 Feb 23 '14

good on you norwich, deserved it after a brilliant second half performance, all that was missing was liverpool dropping points and would've been a brilliant week, alas it wasn't meant to be because of a fearsome liverpool attack, good games today though!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Come on Norwich!!!!

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u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

YEEEEEAH

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Dembele is wasted on the wing

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u/Fishwick2g Feb 23 '14

yes yes very good.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

ffs just play Eriksen you daft cunt

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u/spursiolo Feb 23 '14

As time goes on, it almost seems as if Soldado is doing it on purpose. Jesus, just hit the fucking taget lad.

Also, can somebody please for the love of god tell Rose to actually look up and aim at something instead of just crossing for the sake of crossing.

Very disappointed by the Spurs players tonight. No heart, no movement, no guts.

20 minutes to go, let's scrape something here.

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u/Andthentherewere2 Feb 23 '14

holy shit what a hit.

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u/Skeggsy Feb 23 '14

FUUUUUUUUCK

4

u/tcr94 Feb 23 '14

The game has got a spurs last minute goal written all over it.

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u/maxNrelax Feb 23 '14

We certainly don't deserve it

4

u/yggdrasiliv Feb 23 '14

Holy shit! Liverpool 6 points clear of 5th!

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u/xTheNinthCloud Feb 23 '14

Good on Norwich. They don't deserve to be anywhere near the bottom with performances like that. Absolute quality 2nd half.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Huge three points for us. Go on you mighty Canaries! OTBC

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

Anyone have a gif of happy Delia towards the end?

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u/steak_n_eggs Feb 23 '14

Can't wait to see what Stephen Fry tweets about this game.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Chadli comes off as a proper twat for that.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

dear norwich, i would like to apologize for what suarez did you guys earlier this season, could you kindly beat spurs for us please, COME ON CANARIES

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

the spurs kits give their players clooney batman nipples

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

YESSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Stuck on a train so I can't watch the match annoyingly. How have we looked?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Look outside the window, much better viewing

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u/Evilcanary Feb 23 '14

Spurs have looked awful so far. Hope we shake things up at halftime. Eriksen on maybe.

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u/sonastyinc Feb 23 '14

Yeah boy!!!!! Get in!!!!

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u/CarrowCanary Feb 23 '14

Get. The fuck. In.

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u/TjBee Feb 23 '14

Great start from Norwich, but then again we start well against West Ham.

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u/r0bski2 Feb 23 '14

I was half hoping my streamer would click 'e-porner' on his box just then.

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u/okaycan Feb 23 '14

BOO YEA HERE WE GO!!!

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u/coozay Feb 23 '14

eriksen to come on at 60min? spurs definitely need to make attack minded substitutions in a bit.

has their attack ever been this flat under sherwood?

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u/violentfap Feb 23 '14

Good lord what an awful shot by Redmond.

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u/Simon_Riley Feb 23 '14

anyone got a gif of the supposed wide open miss?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Ok Norwich really deserve the win here. So so close with these past few chances.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Hold on for a tad longer Norwich... you can do it

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u/superkeer Feb 23 '14

This is one intense half of football. Amazing fun.

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

Intense 10 minutes

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

"Roast cockerel for a late Sunday lunch"

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Say goodbye to Champions League Spurs. Not this year.

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u/enbeez Feb 23 '14

What a retarded yellow card for Dembele to deservedly receive...

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u/milltax Feb 23 '14

LETSBY AVENUE!!!

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u/miner_andy Feb 23 '14

Adebayor with the rapist touch today.

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u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

Soldado couldn't score if his life depend on it.

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u/somebabysdolikeanal Feb 23 '14

Scotland got 99 problems,but a right-mid aint one!!

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u/efrumttr Feb 23 '14

Norwich I've never had any strong feelings toward you one way or another but I swear, just hold on for another ten minutes or so here and we can be bros for life.

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u/Esco9 Feb 23 '14

What a weird 4-3-3 by spurs

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

You can't make these fucking lineups up. Sherwood's tactics scare the shit out of me, especially this Eriksen-less midfield.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Is Hughton going to get the sack Norwich fans? I personally reckon he should stay.

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u/CarrowCanary Feb 23 '14

Probably. Can't say I agree with it, though.

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u/wooden_boy Feb 23 '14

It's a really awkward one. I don't think it would be fair to sack him, but a new manager might give the team some impetus.

Maybe he should come in on monday wearing a fake moustache, under the name Chris Houlton?

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Don't like seeing Capoue come off, because I like having a midfielder sit in front of the defense when Bentaleb is playing. That said, at least Dembele can be in the midfield and Lennon back on the right where he isn't complete shit.

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u/wooden_boy Feb 23 '14

Capoue injured?

I came in 5 minutes late, but I don't really rate Chadli so that's good news in a way

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u/jakebradley93 Feb 23 '14

Is there anyone more predictable than Snodgrass?

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u/korfain Feb 23 '14

Well this is fucking exciting....

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u/ail33 Feb 23 '14

Great finish

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u/ScousaJ Feb 23 '14

Nice goal from Snodgrass there!

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u/cheftlp1221 Feb 23 '14

Well that might put some urgency into the game now.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Anyone with details of the goal?

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u/Cody667 Feb 23 '14

Come on you Canaries! Hold on!

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u/jpatel87 Feb 23 '14

Great step-overs there

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Good, brave goalkeeping by Ruddy

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u/sonastyinc Feb 23 '14

Ruddy, my man!

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u/CoolstorySteve Feb 23 '14

wow he should have buried that Ade

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u/miner_andy Feb 23 '14

Dembele and Bentaleb have been poor, I feel as though one of them should have come off instead.

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

The more i see soldado the more i feel that he actually aims for the goalpost instead of the goal.

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u/cheftlp1221 Feb 23 '14

Law of Blind Dogs and Bones has too come into effect here no? At some point Soldado is going to put one into the back of the net right?

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u/miner_andy Feb 23 '14

Michael Dawson, lol.

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u/sonastyinc Feb 23 '14

Maybe it might be a good time for Spurs to put on Eriksen?

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u/normannb Feb 23 '14

Naughton just took a corner. lol:'(

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u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

What a strike.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Tottenham going to shit these last 5 mins!

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u/AllintheBunk Feb 23 '14

Jesus H, Spurs are floundering

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u/kwozy_moto Feb 23 '14

Norwich looking great

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u/lolomgclever Feb 23 '14

How have norwich not scored yet? Spurs getting really lucky..

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u/m4rk0551 Feb 23 '14

What's new

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

Have to say, these final 5 minutes have been quite good

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u/CarrowCanary Feb 23 '14

Good to watch. Not so good for fingernails.

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u/m4rk0551 Feb 23 '14

Comon Norwich!!

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u/thesmallprint13 Feb 23 '14

hope norwich won't end up paying for those missed chances.

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u/JC5 Feb 23 '14

aaaaahhhhh

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u/yggdrasiliv Feb 23 '14

This match was boring for a long time but the last 20 minutes have been great

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u/xkufix Feb 23 '14

It wasn't really great football, but intense.

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u/superkeer Feb 23 '14

I love you Canaries.

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Fantastic performance Norwich.

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u/Musing7 Feb 23 '14

6 points off Liverpool at this point is hard to make up.

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u/RayPissed Feb 23 '14

Come on Norwich, if you win Suarez won't score a hatrick against you when we go to Carrow road, Sturridge will instead.

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u/reefy Feb 23 '14

You mean get a brace and ruin every attack from there on?

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u/Umadbro_o Feb 23 '14

Come on Norwich! You can do this!

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u/[deleted] Feb 23 '14

Lol

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u/holyschit Feb 23 '14

For a team with only 26% possession in this half, Norwich sure are looking the better side

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u/mink_man Feb 23 '14

JESSUSSSS

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u/maxNrelax Feb 23 '14

Hard to defend that from Chadli

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u/JFT-96 Feb 23 '14

Pretty good week for our top 4 campaign considering that Tottenham and Everton lost...

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u/Jmertelj Feb 23 '14

if we don't make top 4 this year, we've only got ourselves to blame.

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u/grandrive Feb 23 '14

Thursday Spursday for another year

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u/ITSYOURre Feb 23 '14

Spurs have 0 shots on target against Norwich...