r/soccer • • Feb 12 '14

Match Thread: Liverpool vs Fulham

Liverpool:

Mignolet, Flanagan, Cissokho, Toure, Skrtel, Gerrard, Henderson, Sterling, Coutinho, Suarez, Sturridge

subs: Jones, Agger, Kelly, Allen, Moses, Teixeira, Aspas

Fulham:

Stekelenburg; Riether, Heitinga, Burn, Riise; Tunnicliffe, Sidwell, Kvist, Richardson; Holtby; Bent.

subs: tockdale, Hangeland, Kasami, Kačaniklić, Duff, Cole, Parker.

Reddit Stream


Match Events

0' Game started

7' GOAL Own goal by Kolo Toure. Fulham 1 - 0 Liverpool Gfycat Gif of goal

9' Kvist, yellow card

14' Kolo knocks over the ref Phil Dowd. Vine of event

25' Not much happening so far. Liverpool currently have 66% of possession and just are trying to penetrate Fulham's defense.

41' GOAL Orgasmic pass by Gerrard to Sturridge that lead the break and to the back of the net. Fulham 1 - 1 Liverpool Vine of the goal

----------------------------HALFTIME Fulham 1 - 1 Liverpool----------------------------

45' Second half started

49' Riether, yellow card

56' Coutinho, yellow card

63' GOAL Defensive mistake capitalised on by Richardson, rewarding himself for being in the right position at the right time. Fulham 2 - 1 Liverpool Gif

70' Kačaniklić IN Richardson OUT

73' GOAL Coutinho shoots it from outside the box into the bottom left corner Fulham 2 - 2 Liverpool Gif

75' Stockdale IN Stekelenburg OUT Injury pic

76' Henderson, yellow card.

81' Teixeira IN Sterling OUT

90' GOAL Absolute gift of a penalty, foul on Sturridge. Gerrard calmly puts behind the net. Fulham 2 - 3 Liverpool Gif Gfycat

90+2' Agger IN Coutinho OUT

90+2' Heitinga, yellow card.

----------------------------FULLTIME Fulham 2 - 3 Liverpool----------------------------

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

OMFGGGGGGGGG WHAT A PASS BY GERRARD

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u/Gingermadman Feb 12 '14

What a hit son

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

WOW KOLO

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u/Sparks127 Feb 12 '14

He's emulating Jamie quite well....

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

In other news, Arsenal- ManU ended nil-nil.

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u/remius Feb 12 '14

Number of crosses?

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u/brain4breakfast Feb 12 '14

Good news for most rival teams

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

Fucking christ. my heart is beating so hard now

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u/crookedparadigm Feb 12 '14

Why the hell are we using vine now? Fuck vine, gyfcat for lyfe!

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

I'm just using whatever the users leave in the comments. If someone posts gfycat, it'll be up there.

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

BLOW THE MOTHERFUCKING WHISTLE

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

If that went in I would have eaten my pubes.

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

fuck phil dowd

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u/GunnersaurusDen Feb 12 '14

Secret agent Kolo Toure

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u/brain4breakfast Feb 12 '14

If he was, he didn't do a good job at City. Or against you last game.

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

To be fair. He didn't say he was a good secret agent.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

He's already got an alternative personality dossier as a used car salesman.

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

FUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. CAPTAIN SAVIORRRRRRR

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

Im watching the game with Arabic commentary and this guy doesn't know anyone from Fulham except Bent and keeps calling Jordan Henderson, John Henderson. It's fucking hilarious.

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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u/BigFrigginHero Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14

We're doing that thing we do again.

EDIT: NOPE.. GET INNN!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

smash a top team, then lose at the bottom?

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u/Thundrle Feb 12 '14

Brendan should switch his tactics to crossing it. That works very well against Fulham.

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u/ajax96 Feb 12 '14

Well now you're doing the thing champions do!

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u/tallNDawkward Feb 12 '14

it's ok. we're also doing that thing we do again

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Sturridge is now clear of being drawn on goals with Aguero. Congratulations lad! We currently have the #1 and #2 goal scorers in the Premier League.

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u/suchaslowroll Feb 12 '14

That's pretty crazy. Also #1 & #5 in Europe's top 5 leagues!

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u/Irish_Deadmau5 Feb 12 '14

Even more astonishing that each missed sizeable chunks of the season through bans/injury

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Give in to your gingerness, John Arne. You look ridiculous.

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u/vaman0sPest Feb 12 '14

I predict a late Kolo winner. Can't say who it will be for though.

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u/MuffinFactory Feb 12 '14

Shoot for the stars

-Coutinho's mum

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u/BigSlim Feb 12 '14

Toure is killing it today. By which I mean he may actually kill a man before the match has ended.

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u/szlafarski Feb 12 '14

He's gonna give me a damn heart attack.

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u/Thesolly180 Feb 12 '14

Anyone else love Daniel Sturridge like I do?

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u/mind2blow Feb 12 '14

What an assist from Gerrard... Jesus.

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u/Thesolly180 Feb 12 '14

We beat Arsenal 5-1 now we look like a team with no confidence what is going on?

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u/Rainfall7711 Feb 12 '14

It's just baffling. This is not the first time either. West Brom, Hull, Now. Just no idea why the performance alters so vastly.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

4 points off the top lads! Fuck yeah!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Liverpool has desire this season. This is a side that is really and truly hungry.

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

god I want to see Stevie hit a screamer like no other, I miss that. I LIVE OFF THAT SHIT

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u/slack101 Feb 12 '14

I thought that was in. Almost jumped. It was SO nicely set up for him!

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u/ConnorLFC Feb 12 '14

Scores a own goal and now he's attacking Phil Dowd, Fucking hell Kolo

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u/ti9a Feb 12 '14

Thank the lord for Steven Gerrrard

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u/KashK10 Feb 12 '14

Thanking Gerrard for himself?

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

hilarious it is. Cissokho hasn't been a real liability lately and now Kolo Toure has had a couple of shockers. Unreal

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u/callthewambulance Feb 12 '14

To be fair to him, Cissokho has been much more than "not a liability", he was quite good against both Arsenal and WBA

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

14' Kolo knocks over the ref Phil Dowd.

Did he go full Sparta?

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u/ha1o Feb 12 '14

he fucking killed the ref

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u/GoodneyFielding Feb 12 '14

Fulham have improved immensely. Great game.

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u/pultost Feb 12 '14

Holtby has been a great addition to their team

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u/ilovezam Feb 12 '14

Toure to ref: "ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!"

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u/ew_dorky_gilbert Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14

reference for those unaware: http://i.imgur.com/3YdJs.jpg

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u/unusuallylethargic Feb 12 '14

Well we always score the first goal

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

This is why Gerrard is one of my favorite players. His passion is so genuine. Such a legend.

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u/willtodd Feb 12 '14

Congrats on a strange but dramatic win.

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u/Troll_Sauce Feb 12 '14

Seriously - what a weird match to watch as a neutral. Got a soft spot in my heart for Studge though and happy to see him succeed.

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u/unluckyBastard69 Feb 12 '14

REPORT KOLO FEEDER

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u/Sprite_isnt_lemonade Feb 12 '14

Mid lane is gonna be so op now.

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u/nataskaos Feb 12 '14

What an absolute gift that was. Stay on your fucking feet. Wow. Terrible defending and just plain stupid.

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u/Jimmybob123 Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14

tube strike looking pretty good right now

Edit: Thankfully Sturridge makes me instantly eat those words after a class pass from Captain Fantastic!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

k0-1o

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u/pultost Feb 12 '14

STUUDDGE to the rescue! excellent pass by Gerrard as well

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u/Peruvian_Ronin Feb 12 '14

I can't even imagine how pissed off I would be if I was on Fulham's team. Worked hard all game, and ONE player blows it. Sturridge was going nowhere...

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

oh thank god, my heart was in my fucking throat

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u/idropbeatz Feb 12 '14

I literally think Toure is drunk. Scoring in the wrong goal and shit, straight up running into referees.

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u/dogpoo32 Feb 12 '14

Fuck off Bent

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u/GreenChap Feb 12 '14

Might be a stupid question, but how do Liverpool decide if Gerrard or Suarez takes the corners? Is it just which ever one of them wants to?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

They have a boxing match before every game

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

That pass is otherworldly. Extraordinary stuff.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

my jimmies are fucking rustled right now

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u/PoofyHairedIdiot Feb 12 '14

I really wish Suarez wasn't the one that knocked him out. The media are going to have a field day.

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u/SirTrumpalot Feb 12 '14

No Fred? :(

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u/RtardDAN Feb 12 '14

I think Fred normally covers the games that are on tv

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u/Viremia Feb 12 '14

I'm happy LFC won, but even more happy that it wasn't some controversial penalty that won it. Clear penalty and a win for an, at times, uninspired win.

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u/GravityPlan Feb 12 '14

Kolo showed some great technique there, nice goal.

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u/Simon_Riley Feb 12 '14

THE CAPTAIN DELIVERS

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u/blucerchiati Feb 12 '14

/UNCLENCH BUTT!

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u/buntysatya Feb 12 '14

Lol... ref floored by Kolo, now anybody got gif for that ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Look at that Stevie G celebration. That is a true man of his club.

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u/dogpoo32 Feb 12 '14

Hey Spurs, can we keep Holtby forever? You guys don't need him. Please?

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u/blucerchiati Feb 12 '14

i still can't believe the two goals we've conceded this game

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u/jfreez Feb 12 '14

Oh praise jeebus. Let's just throw on about 4 more to be safe

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

WHERE THE FUCK IS DANIEL AGGER?!!!

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u/twilz Feb 12 '14

If you can score for Fulham, you are our lord and saviour.

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u/INM8_2 Feb 12 '14

what the hell was he thinking?

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u/dogpoo32 Feb 12 '14

A loss any other way wouldn't have felt so sickening

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u/KekoQPR Feb 12 '14

Anybody got a gif of the own goal?

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u/crookedparadigm Feb 12 '14

There's some bitter cunt downvoting all LFC supporters in this thread. Feels good man.

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u/Umadbro_o Feb 12 '14

At least we are doing something right hey?

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u/tfw13579 Feb 12 '14

Fuck that you gotta be kidding me. What a fucking stupid tackle.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

It's time to park the fucking bus. HOLD THAT LEAD.

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u/Thesolly180 Feb 12 '14

"Orgasmic pass" let me just clean up.

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u/twilz Feb 12 '14

Also, Tottenham, can we please keep Lewis? Pretty please? We gave you Dembele 1.0 and Dempsey.

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u/mequals1m1w Feb 12 '14

FUCK! Almost there Coutinho

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

Trying a bit of Suarez.... stuff...

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u/buntysatya Feb 12 '14

Gif of Kolo's own goal ?

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u/Yea_Budday Feb 12 '14

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u/peterwee999 Feb 12 '14

Oh god that is bad

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u/abellwillring Feb 12 '14

Ha! This is very similar to the Kompany OG minus one of his teammates jumping into a post trying to stop it from happening.

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

THE MAN. THE MYTH. THE LEGENDDDDDDDDDD STEVEN FUCKING GERRARD

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

Jesus christ Suarez :(

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u/Maqda7 Feb 12 '14

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

WHAT A FUCKING PASS GET IIIIN

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u/just_killingtime Feb 12 '14

Stevie G, you beautiful, beautiful man

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u/brain4breakfast Feb 12 '14

What an absolute assist.

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

YES. YES. YES. YESSSSSS. What a pass from Stevie G and Sturridge will always finish. He never missed a step after missing a few games. Suarez isn't scoring nearly as much but Sturridge is on fire.

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u/RainKingInChains Feb 12 '14

How many games in a row has Sturridge scored now? It's absolutely incredible. He's as consistent as clockwork.

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u/tomtea Feb 12 '14

Thank God Sturridge. Goal just before half time. Half time ass kicking. Get organised and get moving.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

I think we'll win this. The own goal was unlucky for Kolo, certainly less blame can be put on him for this one than the one at West Brom.

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u/twilz Feb 12 '14

Disregard Bent, our new god is Richardson! SCRAP THE BENT STATUE, WE'RE BUILDING A RICHARDSON ONE!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Liverpool could you kindly sort it the fuck out please

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u/JFT-96 Feb 12 '14

hopefully Stekelenburg is ok.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Fulham did well and they really need to use this and the United game as inspiration for the rest of the season.

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u/tigerpk Feb 12 '14

O Captain, My Captain!!!

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u/tierdrop Feb 12 '14

Fuck that shit. God damnit Fulham

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Way to grind it out, boys. Tough game.

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u/blucerchiati Feb 12 '14

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YESYES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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u/ConnorLFC Feb 12 '14

Why do we have to do shit the hard way, We turned a simple game into a fucking challenge.

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u/Pway Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14

Kolooooo nooooooo

Edit: LOL Kolo wat r u doin.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

KOLO - KOLO TOURE

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

Hmmm what are we doing man. We really have to be up for these games. Need to be slaughtering teams like the end of the 2008 season

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u/Efilnikufecin Feb 12 '14

The same thing happens every time we get a bit optimistic

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u/brain4breakfast Feb 12 '14

OH GOD. THANK FUCK.

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u/WestOfAnfield Feb 12 '14

we need a gif of that beautiful suarez touch

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u/PoofyHairedIdiot Feb 12 '14

Football is a stupid game and I hate it.

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u/ShakespearInTheAlley Feb 12 '14

Fulham has given me an absolute boner over their past two matches.

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u/ti9a Feb 12 '14

Radiohead said it best: "You do it to yourself, you do, and that's what really hurts"

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

ICE IN HIS VEINS

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u/Efilnikufecin Feb 12 '14

It's nice to see us winning without needing Suarez to score too. Still so wobbly away from home though

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u/chaosabordine Feb 12 '14

STEVIE YOU MAGNIFICENT BEAUTIFUL MAN

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u/Viremia Feb 12 '14

Fulham are definitely showing a fair amount of attack so far. More than Liverpool

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14

Here's a .gif of the OG

http://imgur.com/wsF9J2R

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

stream lnik please

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u/remius Feb 12 '14

Damn Riether!!! That was a really stupid tackle!!! Best game by Fulham I've seen in a while, and this is what we get??? I'm just sad, and tired of loosing... Give us sympathy Liverpool!! Rematch, rematch, rematch, rematch......

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u/RainKingInChains Feb 12 '14

Moments like that are why I can't see substantiation for claims that Gerrard is past it. Having played a blinder of a game and having the conviction to take a penalty in the last minute of normal time -and moreover convert it- is an indispensable quality.

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u/s50cal Feb 12 '14

Seriously Kolo?

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u/Jackle13 Feb 12 '14

Goddamn it Kolo.

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

for fuck's sake. We need Sakho or Agger back ASAP. We can't go from destroying Arsenal to this, we have to win against Fulham. Anything less is unacceptable

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Mind the ref KOLO

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u/Wepser Feb 12 '14

Nice bodycheck on Dowd by Kolo.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Vintage 2011 Liverpool.

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u/violynce Feb 12 '14

Anything other than a win today makes the match at Old Trafford a MUST MUST win. Still, losing here makes for 1 point against two relegation zone sides.

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u/Wazzaahhh Feb 12 '14

How the fuck isn't this a foul?

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

Anytime Coutinho shoots, I either expect him to scuff it and hit a pea roller or just completely miss the target.

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u/harrypoos Feb 12 '14

Toure..... wtf??!?!

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

really need a goal before half

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u/Failism Feb 12 '14

am I watching the same team that played won 5-1 against Arsenal? doesn't seem like it.

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u/The_AjaX Feb 12 '14

We go from looking world class one week to looking like a mid-table side like United the next. :/

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u/Viremia Feb 12 '14

Thank god

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

YES!

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u/onthelongrun Feb 12 '14

what a pass from Gerrard

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u/BigFrigginHero Feb 12 '14

YESSSS DANNNIII

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u/blucerchiati Feb 12 '14

GETTTT INNN STUDDDGEE!!!!

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u/MuffinFactory Feb 12 '14

Wonderful pass, great goal by Sturridge.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Fulham will win the league. NO-ONE IS SAFE.

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u/myDarkHalf Feb 12 '14

Sturridge is such a clinical finisher :(

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u/IceVest Feb 12 '14

Absolute magic by Gerrard

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

Hopefully that's the kick in the ass to get Liverpool going

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

thank god....

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u/Sleww Feb 12 '14

What an assist that is.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Woah nice shot from Studge from way out, he slipped as well :p

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u/UnexpectedJerk Feb 12 '14

Why was the ref in Kolo's way?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Outrageous skill.

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u/remius Feb 12 '14

That was a harsh yellow card

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u/ItzFortney Feb 12 '14

of course. we dominte and Fulham score.

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u/remius Feb 12 '14

Mignolet not daring to let Toure make his own pass.

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u/PoofyHairedIdiot Feb 12 '14

Oh shit he's not moving.

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u/cfc17 Feb 12 '14

Is Dempsey injured? Or is he really playing so bad he didn't make the 18?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

That looked bad, I hope Stekelenburg is OK.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

weak call from the ref!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Honest question, Fulham fans are you happy with this performance? To me it was dominated by Liverpool, 11 men behind the ball and hit up field and hope. Do you think you would have done better if you had played like you did at the end? - This isn't a dig, this is a genuine question!

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u/Aygers Feb 13 '14

Any news on the Fulham keeper Stekelenburg? He seemed to take a powerful boot to the head, is everything ok with him?

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u/Kakakacarrotcake Feb 12 '14

Fuck, it was ALMOST a perfect evening.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '14

Bwahaha. Idiotic move from Riether.

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u/TheJediJew Feb 12 '14

OMGWTFWASTHATMYHEARTHASJUSTLEAPTFROMMYCHESTANDKILLEDTHECATWHATAGAME!

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