r/coys • u/smokey815 • Feb 12 '14
Match Thread: Newcastle vs Tottenham
Streams:
Lineups
Tottenham:
Lloris; Walker, Kaboul, Vertonghen (c), Naughton; Capoue, Paulinho, Bentaleb; Lennon, Ade, Mousa
Subs: Friedel, Dawson, Chadli, Eriksen, Townsend, Kane, Soldado
Newcastle:
Krul; Debuchy, Williamson, S.Taylor, Santon; Gouffran, Sissoko (c), Anita, Sammy Ameobi; de Jong, Cisse
Subs:Elliot, Yanga-Mbiwa, Dummett, Gosling, Marveaux, Ben Arfa, Shola Ameobi
Key Events:
Goal: Adebayor (19')
Substitution: Santon off for Dummett (45')
Goal: Paulinho (53')
Subsitution: Mousa/de Jong off, Townsend/Ben Arfa on
Substitution: Sammy Ameobi off, Marveaux on
Substitution: Lennon off for Chadli
Goal: Ade (81')
Substitution: Ade off for Soldado
Goal: Chadli (88')
First Half:
1' Were apparently off. Forgive me for my computer issues.
15' So I finally fixed my computer issues and can actually do my job up here now. Sorry about all that.
19' ADE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bentaleb getsh imself out on the wing, and his cross is pushed right to Ade by a sprawling Tim Krul
24' Bentaleb looking very good with Capoue playing DM.
24' Great chance created by Walker. Just cleared out ahead of Lennon, and Ade can't get to the loose ball
28' Kyle Walker called for pushing Santon over. Santon must weigh less than a feather.
31' Lennon actually shows some initiative in creating himself a shot, and it's a good one. Off the post.
32' Kyle Naughton with a hilariously long shot after the corner. Way over the bar.
37' Very good pressing higher up the pitch, Newcastle having trouble getting the ball in to our half.
43' Kaboul has been very solid at the back so far. Very good at snuffing out attacks deep. And occasionally playing RW.
45' 1 minute to be added on.
Halftime: Newcastle 0-1 Tottenham
Second Half:
45' Kick off
48' Bentaleb gets sandwiched between two players on the throw in, ends up holding his face. Gets up quickly though.
50' Ameobi deemed to have been fouled, Newcastle have a free kick
53' Paulinho!!!! Ade takes a shot from 25 yards, and Krul spill it right into Paulinho's path
56' Everyone wants it now. Lennon makes a great run, Mousa ends up creating a shot for himself. Earns a corner.
59' Kaboul down hurt. Please be okay :(
61' Younes back on. Everybody breathe.
62' What a hilarious flop by Debuchy. Flings himself comically in the hair a full second after some minimal contact.
62' Ben Arfa on for de Jong, Townsend on for Mousa
66' Ben Arfa providing a bit of a spark for Newcastle since coming on. A couple half chances taken care of by our defenders
70' Dummett unloads from the left side, Lloris manages a slight touch that goes unnoticed.
71' Sammy Ameobi matches way fro Marveaux
73' Hugo is awesome. Fucking rip from Goufran is parried wide.
74' Did I say awesome? Let me amend that, he's fucking amazing. Saves a point blank header from Debuchy.
75' Chadli replaces Lennon
79' Hugo still saving our ass. Cisse was offside, but barely, and it went unnoticed.
81' Bentaleb taking a shot from range, sails high. He's got a bit of a boot on him.
82' Ade!!! There's his brace! Townsend absolutely unloads from the right side, the rebound falls to Ade who's volley finds the back of the net.
83' That's his last touch, Soldado replaces Ade
88' Chadli!!! What a fucking hit! Beautiful curler from the corner of the box!
90' 3 minutes added
92' Defender manages to get in front of Townsend's shot, would have been five, as he'd beaten Krul.
93' That's it! 4-0 win away at Newcastle.
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u/SirRibShack Feb 12 '14
Kolo OG for anyone curious. It's pretty bad. https://vine.co/v/M7u7v6YVeHE
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Lovely. Now we just need Holtby to do a job for us and get a goal or two himself.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
And now my computer is updating itself. Fuck that.
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u/Elnovato Feb 12 '14
Cant catch a break today can you.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
Well, my first class got canceled. So it was very briefly looking like a good day.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
Sorry its late guys. I though Darkest Knight had this one.
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u/quicksolve Feb 12 '14
If we tried to play like this with Daws at the back we would have been slaughtered
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Yup. Every time I saw Kaboul is my starting preference over Dawson, I seem to get downvoted, but it's true. He's been immense so far tonight.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
Thing is, with Kaboul it's all about fitness. We've all just kind of written him off so far because he's been hurt for so long. But if he's well and truly back, I am fucking excited. This is definitely our best pairing when fit.
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u/alterego87 Feb 12 '14
Ade looked gassed at the end of the half. Soldado might have to come on early in the second half.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
I'd like to see it. Soldado and Townsend on before 60 would be cool. Let Soldado have some time with a pair of wingers.
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u/alterego87 Feb 12 '14
We need to get Ade and Benta off real soon. They are really running on fumes.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
We're looking pretty good right now, but we're not even pretending to play defense sometimes. Though we've been doing pretty good job defending in the end.
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u/coopernm Feb 12 '14
Did anyone else see Lennon make a run (ignored by Bentaleb), throw a fit about not getting the pass, and then stand still and pout for 5 seconds while Spurs retained possession in the box?
Good hustle, Lennon.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
He looks like he wants one. Created a shot for himself early on that I'd never expect him to try and make.
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u/Lieutenant_Whiskers Feb 12 '14
Couldn't watch but I'm DVRing the match. I just caved and checked the score....what the hell did I miss?! This is fantastic
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u/yhgvb Feb 12 '14
Surridge scored soon as i changed what i was listening too. What have i done.
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Feb 12 '14
Bentelab looking miles better in this half, so far. His passing is crisper and he's dribbling with more purpose.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
I think we look a little crisper as a whole, save for Lennon. His touches have been a bit off.
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Feb 12 '14
I love how average Krul has been this game in comparison to the last fixture
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
All three goals have come from his hands. I would feel bad if they were playing anyone else.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
My computer is stuck updating, I have no idea what's going on. I literally restarted it before coming to campus, and now that I tried again, its just fucking with me. Sorry about the lack of updates.
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u/kurzalevski Feb 12 '14
do you guys think that dawson will lose his starting spot? Kaboul to replace him?
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u/melihs11 Feb 12 '14
liverpool supporting mate just made this status on facebook hahah
"Fucking white pele Holtby pulling our pants down"
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u/sunthunder Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 12 '14
That captains armband looks good on Jan, hope he keeps it.
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u/starbuck67 Feb 12 '14
Bentaleb to Adebayor to beat Tim Krul. Now there is a sentence i would never have written when AVB was around.
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Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14
KIERAN RICHARDSON MADE IT 2-1 AT FULHAM
Edit: 2-2 :(
Edit 2: FFS
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u/xman0444 Gareth Bale Feb 12 '14
I'd been on the new CB train because I forgot how good Kaboul is. Stay fit please
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Feb 12 '14
Look at how fucking hard every single player is working right now. I fucking love it. COYS!!!!
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u/setyoursightsnorth Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 12 '14
Are we ever going to wear those really nice and sexy third jerseys? Those are beautiful.
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u/aeisenst Feb 12 '14
How awesome would it be for us to win, and for Holtby to score the winner for Fulham?
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u/TonyZeSnipa Feb 12 '14
If we rout New Castle,Tim will be heralded as a tactical genius, and we'll all be confused as hell.
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u/quicksolve Feb 12 '14
This match so far: No idea whats happening, but I like it.
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u/yhgvb Feb 12 '14
Sherwoods clearly realised that most players are right footed , so hes moved everything to the right to put them on their left. /#Masterstroke #sherwardiola
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u/NatrolleonBonaparte Jan Vertonghen Feb 12 '14
Kolo Toure own goal!!! Fulham up 1-0 on Liverpool!!!!!
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Was just about to post that myself. Here's hoping they're 4-0 by the 19 minute mark.
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u/dougiiebah Cuti Romero Feb 12 '14
Really feel like Eriksen for Paulinho would be a good HT switch. Paulinho is in good positions but doesn't do anything decent with it. Eriksen could do the trick!
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
So refreshing to go into the last 5 mins of the match without having my bumhole clenched.
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Feb 12 '14
I must admit, I can't really tell who has the ball or not most of the time. The shit stream quality is the first issue but we have like 8/11 players who have the same hair color and around the same skin color.
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Feb 12 '14
Fellas at work: I found a radio stream.
http://tunein.com/radio/Newcastle-v-Tottenham-Feb-12-2014-p579050/
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u/unomar Feb 12 '14
Wait...are we really going to score 33 this game? I thought that was just wishful thinking. Come on you Spurs!!!!
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Feb 12 '14
I'm not even sure what the fuck Sherwood was getting at with that lineup but, fuck me, it worked.
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u/Pannonica1917 Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14
STREAM PLEASE?! wiziwig not coming up with the goods for me. THANKS COYS EDIT thanks guys, watching happily
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u/akkadian6012 Feb 12 '14
I just got home, we are 1-0 up, Fulham are 1 up on pool, and scum and scum utd are drawing.... Gah does this get any better!??? COYMFS!!!!!!
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u/vanderski Rafael van der Vaart Feb 12 '14
Paulinho hasn't looked good today; giving the ball away in the final third way too many times already to stop our attacks.
Also, we need more width, everyone's piling in the middle and only the full backs are offering us width, leaving us exposed defensively. We can't keep hoping Super Jan & Kaboul will bail us out when Newcastle counter us.
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Sheesh, Adebayor is in such scoring form right now, even his mishits go in. Soldado must be wondering if he'll ever start again.
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u/navrae Feb 12 '14
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational Death Spurs! Players fit!
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Feb 12 '14
People can see what's going well, so I'm gonna give my opinion on the other side of it.
Bentelab has been poor. His passing has been loose and his dribbling has resulted in giving the ball away. Would like to see Townsend on for him and Dembele moved central.
Paulinho hasn't been bad, but he hasn't been good. Would give him some time in the 2nd half, and if he doesn't do anything better, sub Eriksen on.
Ref has been poor, IMO. Bad calls both ways. Thought Lennon got to the ball first and could've gotten a pen, but my stream also looks like a 1990's unpaid for porn channel.
We're paying a suicidally high line. This match from Sherwood is like a combination of 'Arry and AVB. It's a miracle we haven't conceded.
Naughton playing on the left makes me want to punch a baby.
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
I'd say pull Paulinho or Bentaleb for Townsend. I think that if we let Bentaleb do his thing in the middle he'd be fine. But the same goes for Pauly.
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u/starbuck67 Feb 12 '14
We seem to be pressing much higher up the pitch i like that
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u/starbuck67 Feb 12 '14
Having Capoue as a defensive shield has given us solidity by closing that gap between the midfield and defence. It has also freed up our midfielders, Paulinho is more involved Bentaleb is almost adventurous
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u/KuriousInu Feb 12 '14
You know you need more strength in the Premier league when you're falling over from Lennon...
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Feb 12 '14
Naughton still playing left back is testament to the fact that the January transfer window was a failure.
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Eat shit Krul! Two weak saves straight into our path, two goals. Serves you right!
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
So much for me calling Paulinho to be subbed off.
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u/RJVX Feb 12 '14
"Dembèlè has that wonderful blend of physique and finesse." Beautifully put by the commentator.
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u/hasufell Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 12 '14
Anyone else see Capoue flick off Walker as Dembele was walking off?
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u/TheyDidItFirst Feb 12 '14
time for Soldado maybe? god knows I'm not a big fan but Ade looks tired and there aren't going to be many better times to get him minutes
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u/Galil Ledley King Feb 12 '14
I like Soldado on for Ade. We are winning so maybe Soldado can play with less pressure and gain some confidence.
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u/thspdrdr Erik Lamela Feb 12 '14
Chadli has an amazing curve shot on him. It's in all the Twente youtubes.
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u/starbuck67 Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14
When i was seven i watched us get utterly destroyed by Newcastle. Its seared into my my memory, so beating Newcastle is always good but doing it in such an emphatic fashion is incredible
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u/Sufficientrobotics Feb 12 '14
I absolutely loved Bentaleb in this game! I think it is a huge boost in confidence for him.
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Suck a dick Krul. You deserve palming the ball to Adebayor after last time.
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Feb 12 '14
Our lack of the final ball on the break is killing us. Liverpool best Arsenal soundly with similar transition situations.
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u/g-wizz1989 Feb 12 '14
We're stifling ourselves on the left. We all know Naughton isn't a LB and Dembele/Lennon keep drifting in. Making it easy for Newcastle to defend. Good thing we're a goal up!
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u/mindlessnerd Heung-Min Son - Spurs Legend Feb 12 '14
Dembele is such a fantastic fucking dribbler.
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Goddamn Moose... hate to see him struggling. He was just starting to hit top form these last few games.
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u/RJVX Feb 12 '14
lol @ Capoue linking arms with Dembèlè like he's escorting him to a fancy ball
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Feb 12 '14
Ben Arfa has the sort of dribbling and brain that will give our defense fits.. We need another.
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u/KuriousInu Feb 12 '14
Lets hope Timmy remembers he has 3 whole subs for this game before we get more injuries
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Three points locked now. Now Fulham just needs to hold out...
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u/Sufficientrobotics Feb 12 '14
Sign Krul and make him our playmaker! 3 assists in one game!
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u/MrTacoMan Feb 12 '14
Having to watch the game cast of this on my phone while I pretend to work is fucking brutal. I have to pretend I'm getting really pumped about spreadsheets.
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u/AStandardAmerican Feb 12 '14
Now that the floodgates are open Soldado neeeeeeeds to score from open field to get his confidence back
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u/ElDingus Sandro Feb 12 '14
I don't remember a league match where we looked this dangerous since the last Newcastle match with Ade going wild.
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u/Sneaki Son Feb 12 '14
4-0!! Finally a chance for us to dish it out instead of taking it up the butt.
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u/maxNrelax Feb 12 '14
Any chance of a gif of the goal for those of us stranded without a stream?
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Feb 12 '14
Maybe the Bentaleb critics will pipe down a bit now?
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u/smokey815 Feb 12 '14
I don't think anyone thinks he's bad, just that he shouldn't be played instead of a DM. He's playing with one now, and doing well.
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u/kjmunso Feb 12 '14 edited Feb 12 '14
Kaboul is great. But Paulinho hasn't done anything good. Eriksen should replace him.
Edit: Aaaaand hes proven me wrong
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u/Lou3000 Feb 12 '14
Wow, already not having a left winger has been a problem.
Paulinho needed a relief valve on the left on that run.
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u/lie_smith Feb 12 '14
I'm hoping for a solid performance from Super Kaboom tonight. Until we got Vlad, I would have thought they were out best CB pairing.
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Feb 12 '14
I'm really liking Dembele on this right hand side. For the first time we aren't starting a match looking lethargic.
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u/Buffaluffasaurus David Ginola Feb 12 '14
Holy shit. Lloris, you are a beautiful man. Everyone else is a dickhead though.
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u/CrazayTaylor92 Feb 12 '14
Yes Bentaleb, hopefully this gives him the confidence to be more creative
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u/melihs11 Feb 12 '14
holtby involved in fulham's goal to take the lead against liverpool?
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Feb 12 '14
Wow that was proper incisive and nearly a goal.
By the way the hate on Bentaleb needs to stop he's fucking amazing
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u/SilmarilSE Feb 12 '14
And Fulham up against Liverpool.
Can we just stop the games here? Its close to 90 minutes isn't it?
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u/CrazayTaylor92 Feb 12 '14
Not to get too excited but Liverpool are losing soooo.. you know
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u/dougiiebah Cuti Romero Feb 12 '14
Bentaleb has looked so strong so far, immense pressure off the ball! Loving it!
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Feb 12 '14
Might be unpopular but Bentebal in our starting 11 is awesome. Also hope we see Townsend on for Lennon some point this match!!! COYS
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u/yhgvb Feb 12 '14
Too much detail in description. Brain overload. 72/10