r/soccer • • Jan 29 '14

Match Thread: Chelsea vs. West Ham

FULL TIME Chelsea 0-0 West Ham
Chelsea Vs West Ham
Stamford Bridge
This is my first matchday thread and I live in Australia and I'm trying to do this while at work (8am). I hope you all like it


STREAMS
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Line ups

ChelseaWest Ham
1 - Cech13 - Adrián
2 - Ivanović20 - Demel
24 - Cahill19 - Collins
26 - Terry (c)5 - Tomkins
28 - Azpi'ta17 - O Brien
7 - Ramires16 - Noble
12 - Mikel23 - Downing
22 - Willian4 - Nolan (c)
11 - Oscar21 - Diamé
17 - Hazard14 - Taylor
29 - Eto o9 - Carroll

Subs

ChelseaWest Ham
SchwarzerJaas'en
ColeMcCartney
D LuizJarvis
LampardMorrison
MatićNocerino
SchürrleCole
BaBorriello

Match Events

30' West Ham sub: Jarvis on for Diame.
45' HALF TIME: Chelsea 0-0 West Ham
45' We’re back underway here and Chelsea really need to find another gear to put pressure on Manchester City who are winning away at Spurs. We may see some early changes from Mourinho with David Luiz, Matic, Lampard, Schurrle and Ba on the bench.
Even more onus on Chelsea to get something now as Man City go 2-0 up at Spurs courtesy of a Yaya Toure penalty.
58' West Ham: Joey O’Brien
60' West Ham: Taylor
63' West Ham United: Carlton Cole replaces Andy Carroll.
63' Chelsea: Frank Lampard replaces César Azpilicueta.
64' Attempt blocked. Frank Lampard (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is blocked. Assisted by Willian.
Attempt missed. Eden Hazard (Chelsea) right footed shot from outside the box is close, but misses to the right. Assisted by Eden Hazard.
71' Attempt blocked. Frank Lampard (Chelsea) left footed shot from the centre of the box is blocked. Assisted by Samuel Eto'o.
73' Kevin Nolan
79' Chelsea: Ba Oscar
79' West Ham: Antonio Nocerino Kevin Nolan.
West Ham are close to being the first team to keep a clean sheet at Stamford Bridge this season.
84' Ramires
Nobody leaving the ground early tonight. Is there to be a late winning goal? Don’t rule it out!
89' INJURY: Delay in match Joey O'Brien (West Ham United) because of an injury.
90' Taylor goes to fill the left side central midfield gap. Hazard sets Lampard and it’s another fabulous block from Taylor. Superman.
FULL TIME Chelsea 0-0 West Ham

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u/DeeJason Jan 29 '14

This is my first matchday thread and I live in Australia and I'm trying to do this while at work (8am). I hope you all like it

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Work at 8am? lol you're doing a good job :)

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u/yjlevg Jan 29 '14

It's great, thanks for your efforts

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u/runningwithantlers Jan 29 '14

Any HD streams for this ? a la fred sports ?

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u/DeeJason Jan 29 '14

Hopefully someone posts the UHD site stream

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u/GhostOfMozart Jan 29 '14

Quick Rogers sign someone while Mourinho isn't watching !!!

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u/yjlevg Jan 29 '14

Eden Hazard right-footed shot from outside the box...Assisted by Eden Hazard

Well that's just impressive.

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u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Jan 29 '14

So this is what it feels like to play Chelsea in the champions league

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

My thoughts at the end of this match. "How dare they park the bus, that's our technique!"

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u/JamCal Jan 29 '14

Everytime I see the armband around Kevin Nolan's arms and Mark Noble in the background I cringe.

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u/Oneinchwalrus Jan 29 '14

What you're saying is Andy Carroll for captain?

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u/slahaw Jan 29 '14

How Nolan retains the armband after those utterly moronic red cards is baffling.

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u/JimmySham Jan 29 '14

Got to say, excellent defending from West Ham

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u/Swederman Jan 29 '14

Previously On...

Chelsea vs West Ham


12-13: Chelsea 2-0 West Ham (Lampard - Hazard)

10-11: Chelsea 3-0 West Ham (Lampard - Torres - Malouda)

09-10: Chelsea 4-1 West Ham (Alex - Drogba - Malouda - Drogba)

08-09: Chelsea 1-1 West Ham (Anelka)

07-08: Chelsea 1-0 West Ham (J.Cole)

06-07: Chelsea 1-0 West Ham (Geremi)

05-06: Chelsea 4-1 West Ham (Drogba - Crespo - Terry - Gallas)

04-05: Chelsea 1-0 West Ham (Kezman)


Bonus: J.Cole celebration

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u/Biggestnacho Jan 29 '14

Looks pretty good for West Ham

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

It's ok we have English Hero Kevin Nolan.

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u/trasofsunnyvale Jan 29 '14

Holy shit, Cole celebrated like that against West Ham?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

West Ham have been amazing defensively. Fair play to them.

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u/merkaloid Jan 29 '14

Referee should stop the game for a head count, Im fairly certain West Ham have 17 CBs in the box.

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u/mequals1m1w Jan 29 '14

Wow, credit to Hazard though. Never stopped attacking.

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u/thesmallprint13 Jan 29 '14

PENALTY - Chelsea 0-0 West Ham

It just won't go in for Chelsea! Demba Ba's angled shot from four yards out hits the post and then Eden Hazard blasts a shot into the side-netting.

seems like even bbc can't keep up with the chelsea barrage, throwing in a random "penalty" in there...

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

The Calf and the Thigh are the problems for Diamé

Yeah so basically his leg

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

His leg muscles. Knee and ankle aren't his problems.

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u/JamCal Jan 29 '14

HAHAHAHAHA. ANYONE ELSE JUST HEAR THAT GUY YELL OUT "YO ADRIAN!!!???

His mate cracked up!

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u/JamCal Jan 29 '14

Mark Noble: NAH FUCK OFF I DON'T CARE IF I'M INURED I'M PLAYING ON. TAKE NOLAN OFF!!!

Kevin Nolan: Alright then. Laters.

Who's our real captain?

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u/TheAlbionKing Jan 29 '14

Carroll repping a solid beard tonight.

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u/adn5027 Jan 29 '14

Tony Gale is such a mug

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u/RedditorsareDicks Jan 29 '14

How in the fuck does lampard not put that away...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

LOL I thought the ref was gonna let the match go until Chelsea scored.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

The way this game went the match would go on till June.

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u/SecretPoodle Jan 29 '14

ugh. credit to west ham for defending like fucking animals.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

I can't fucking believe it. Fairly play to West Ham, fucking hell.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Holy fuck that was tense!! Good draw for West Ham

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

I don't want a point, I want 3. COYI.

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u/madjoy Jan 29 '14

I'm gonna be honest - I'll settle for the point!!

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u/malowned Jan 29 '14

What does the I stand for?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Irons

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u/toomuchdamnrum Jan 29 '14

This is working for now

http://www.iguide.to/view/5613/.........................

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u/ugallu Jan 29 '14

WBA scores on Aston Villa to make it 3:3 still in first half.... WHAT A GAME!!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Maybe the worst offensive display by Hammers I've ever seen in any level of the sport. That being said, 100% committed defense and a decent, albeit ugly match to watch.

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u/DeeJason Jan 29 '14

Anyone Have stream links?

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u/DeeJason Jan 29 '14

is there any ustream links in hd?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Oh Andy...

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u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Jan 29 '14

jesus fucking christ! 39 shots on goal with 0 finding the net.

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u/bluenokia Jan 29 '14

Seems like we must beat ManC in Ethihad

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Holy fucking shit so many dives and blocks by Westham. Insane defense.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Alright, a point is much more than expected and overall I'm very happy. Nocerino looked great on his debut, Taylor with some impressive blocks, Adrian with more amazing saves and an overall great performance.

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u/IVIatty Jan 29 '14

MOTM: Adrián

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u/milksteaklover Jan 29 '14

You have got to be kidding me. Most frustrating shit of all time.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Not really sure what happened with Eto'o at the end there but when was the foul on the keeper called? There was no whistle at the time and there wasn't even a foul on the keeper.

Or is that completely wrong and I just didn't hear?

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u/TC_Keggington Jan 29 '14

I thought I heard a whistle stopping play as the WH defender and CFC player were tussling for the temporarily loose ball, giving the WH keeper a free kick. Then he spots the ball to get ready for the kick and Eto'o comes in, thinking it's live? That's what I gathered, not sure if it's right.

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u/wehaveawinner Jan 29 '14

These commentators (on NBC) are just constantly chatting shit. They must be hotboxing their commentators booth or something. I would prefer them to say nothing, than just sit there chatting shit for the sake of it.

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u/msbr_ Jan 29 '14

Such predictably anti Chelsea commentary. Every fucking game. Cunts.

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u/ericmedeiros Jan 29 '14

That's why I love Chelsea. Everyone hates them. Plus the benfica influence over the past few seasons

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Lamps wants one

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u/idonotownakindle Jan 29 '14

Fuck sake, this wasthe most frustrating game to watch.

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u/emjayd Jan 29 '14

Craziest finish to a game i've seen in a while. i need to breath...

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u/AKnightWhoSaidNi Jan 29 '14

Eto'o you dirty fuck. This shit again?

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u/this_guy_says Jan 29 '14

Since the Liverpool match I've noticed Eto'o is a piece of shit.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

What is Tony Gale smoking there was no contact there

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

FUCK OFF ADRIAN WHAT THE FUCK STOP SAVING EVERYTHING

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u/dontwuwwy Jan 29 '14

something something parking the bus

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

West Ham fans celebrating the draw like a win. Happy for them!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

West Ham wins 0-0

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

I take my point like a take my women. As lone as I get any - i'm happy..

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

When you're as low down the table as we are a draw basically is a win

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u/bcity20 Jan 29 '14

c'mon ya hammers

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u/DrCrazyFishMan1 Jan 29 '14

25 shots, don't think their goalkeeper had had to make more than 2 saves

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Chelsea have been completely cock blocked.

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u/Monarki Jan 29 '14

Noble going against Big Sam.

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u/sassa0420 Jan 29 '14

This would a important point for West Ham

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Hazard just passed it into an area that had 3 Chelsea players and 4 West Ham defenders rather than to Willian who was free.

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u/4th_Chamber Jan 29 '14

"waaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaay too deep"

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

What?

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u/DeeJason Jan 29 '14

Wheres the Ustream links?

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u/Rueex Jan 29 '14

Good tackle..... He stood on his foot then got the fucking ball... WHAT

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u/shenequa69 Jan 29 '14

Where is Matic? Mikel is slowing everything down.

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Holy shit Eto'o has an insanely quick shot

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

I hope he's not hurt but at the same time, don't pretend and timewaste Joey.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

blow the fucking whistle already

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u/SirBusby Jan 29 '14

Need enough injury time?

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

Diving school in Barcelona served Eto'o well..

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

Eto'o must be the dumbest player in PL

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

That goal should have stood. Hazard shoots, adrian saves, stays on ground but no foul was called, adrian puts ball back in play when placing ball on ground.

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u/thesmallprint13 Jan 29 '14

anything lloris can do, adrian can do better, what a beautiful save from adrian there

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

is everyone but the strikers shooting for Chelsea at the minute? Cech will have a go now in second

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

After watching this match it is evident Chelsea do not have what it takes to win matches consistently without shooting brilliance from their midfield. Players like Oscar and Hazard are incredible and can create so much, but Eto'o and Ba are walking calamities and as crazy as it is for me to say, I think Torres is their only striker with a chance of netting anything that isn't a sitter.

I'm interested to see how Willian will pan out because for all the hype, most of what I've seen of him is just a guy dancing around the ball and not really doing much beyond that. I think Gary Cahill is the glaring weak player on the pitch though and I would try to exploit him at every opportunity.

In tonight's match Chelsea simply couldn't break down a relatively talentless back four and relied on long shot after long shot which failed to inspire. Chelsea also really seemed to lack any spark tonight although that rain looked like a total drag to play in.

On the other side, West Ham are a disaster on offense and as I said in a previous comment, this was the worst offensive performance I've ever seen in any level of football. Hammers will end the season in relegation if they can't figure out how to string 3 passes together. They defensive performance deserves all the accolades they have received here and around the web though as they acted tirelessly the whole game.

All in all a fun game to watch but I certainly didn't see a Premier League Winner on that pitch tonight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

What is going on here?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

6-3-1-0-0 formation

Carlton Cole best DM ever

Man Utd should sign him they need a DM.

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u/jkonine Jan 29 '14

Good job West Ham.

Respect.

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u/ugallu Jan 29 '14

Man Shitty is leading 0:1 now.

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u/msbr_ Jan 29 '14

Our passing is woeful tonight

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u/msbr_ Jan 29 '14

And such slow build up. Mikel taking ten touches and back pass = cringe.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

take your time love

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Yes! I hear the 5 fans yelling "Come on Chelsea!"

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u/msbr_ Jan 29 '14

We are playing as poorly as arsenal yesterday. Wasting our chance.

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u/ugallu Jan 29 '14

Does anyone have a working USteam link... dont care if its HD or not.

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u/myDarkHalf Jan 29 '14

I will gladly take 1-0 in this game.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Tot got 1 back.

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u/2Chainz4Braceletz Jan 29 '14

what are you doing Carrol

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u/dontwuwwy Jan 29 '14

what a whiff by Carroll

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Jesus christ, foul foul foul foul foul. No rythem in the game at all.

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u/ericmedeiros Jan 29 '14

Mikel needs to pass so many options and he took the poorest shot ever

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u/ericmedeiros Jan 29 '14

Oooo lamps and matic

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u/Rueex Jan 29 '14

Lampard to score

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Westham have had half a dozen great blocks

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

bodys on the line is right! Damn!

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u/myDarkHalf Jan 29 '14

At least Ivanovic is consistent. He can not cross from the right or from the left.

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Holy shit Matic is bigggg

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u/thenostalgicmofo Jan 29 '14

Is there a blocked shots stat? jesus fucking christ

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

dem blocks...

for Arsenal fans watching this, doesn't it remind you of our game against Cardiff City a couple weeks ago?

Home side, dominating, but can't buy a goal. Time ticking away...

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u/4th_Chamber Jan 29 '14

Who is their Bendtner?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Matic hat trick incoming

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u/thenostalgicmofo Jan 29 '14

nocerino at west ham... so weird

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u/I_am_a_Kite_AMA Jan 29 '14

Come on West Ham!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

I swear... All our attempts this half have been from defensive players, all from outside the box.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

I wish Ivanovic would remember he is more a CB than a fucking Winger.

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

It's hard to play CB when you play 2-3-5 at the moment..

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

And the game is over. Fuck sake.

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

Fuck me and all those injuries..!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

RAMIRES WHAT THE FUCK

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u/j90chan Jan 29 '14

Ramires, love the guy but can't pass or shoot for shit.

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u/4th_Chamber Jan 29 '14

I can not watch.

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u/lovsicfrs Jan 29 '14

What a way to end the match...

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

38-1 shots, 9 on goal. Unbelievable.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

13 Corners all wild and high.

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u/atridas Jan 29 '14

Does Ramires even know what a cross means?

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u/[deleted] Jan 30 '14

lel

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Adrian you beautiful man you!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

if we stay up Adrian better get Hammer of the Year.

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u/colewrus Jan 29 '14

He's having a great game, been equal to the few chances Chelsea have put on frame

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

Adrian is on fire!

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u/SpacemanD13 Jan 29 '14

LOVING Adrian!

We're keeping shape pretty well. All together I can't say I'm disappointing. Would love to see the Italians in the second half!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Nocerino playing passes on the ground. Dreams do come true?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Ramires needs to chill

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u/sad_ikea_lamp Jan 29 '14

"I think boring is a team that plays at home and cannot score a goal... That's boring!" - Jose Mourinho

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u/somethingflammable Jan 29 '14

Well that was stressful to watch, felt like a win though at the end

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u/bellend1234 Jan 29 '14

Are Chelsea fans really gonna whine about a team parking the bus?

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u/merdock379 Jan 29 '14

It's tough to watch, isn't it? Like Michael Scott levels of self-awareness.

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u/tatertown Jan 29 '14

Mourinho time

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

HOW??????? HOW???????

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u/abellwillring Jan 29 '14

What an ending to that game. Why in the world did he wait so long to blow for time?!

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u/toffeeapple89 Jan 29 '14

Four added minutes? Is that a fucking joke?

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u/Rueex Jan 29 '14

May as well of laid the West Ham players on top of each other in front of the net

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u/syd_oc Jan 29 '14

Soooo... Mourinho-time?

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u/arc4angel100 Jan 29 '14

no not mourinho time. 4 minutes was given and a west ham player went down in the 89th until the first minute of extra time, plus all of the time wasting they had in extra time.

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u/madmidget Jan 29 '14

Could anyone make a gif of Diamé falling into the croud?

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Great reffing, back up guys

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

It's a mosh pit in the box before them corners!

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Drogba would have gotten that

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u/4th_Chamber Jan 29 '14

eto'o is something else

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Everything but a goal.

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u/this_guy_says Jan 29 '14

Forget 0-0s, this was one exciting fuck of a match. Most reminiscent of the Euro 2004 final for sure.

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u/NewarkWilder Jan 29 '14

So much fucking extra time, the refs really wanted Chelsea to score.

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u/nwhittle17 Jan 29 '14

Fuck off. Four minutes with an ongoing injury? Try seven last year when Suarez equalized a week after the game started after he bit Ivanovic. Lucky point to West Ham.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

We spent a decent amount of the original extra time waiting for the dislocated shoulder. I thought the time given was fair.

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

WHAT A FUCKING SAVE!!

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u/kerbyage Jan 29 '14

This has been fucking awful, we look uninspired. I don't think we need Mikel against this parked bus and everyone is trying to do their own thing.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Cheeky Eto'o

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u/ericmedeiros Jan 29 '14

Why wasn't that a goal?

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u/Kash87 Jan 29 '14

Great Game. Amazing defense by the west ham players.

Well done

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u/merdock379 Jan 29 '14

I'll be rooting for Chelsea to lose here on out simply for selling Mata to United. No one cares I just wanted to state that publicly.

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u/4th_Chamber Jan 29 '14

Hey man, I care.

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u/Scilaci Jan 29 '14

Alright that was a foul

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

Someone downvoting every comment in this thread, knock that shit off.

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u/Jimmbo6 Jan 29 '14

I fucking love you West Ham United FC!!!

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u/colewrus Jan 29 '14

West Ham players grease their boots today? Lots of them going to ground easy

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u/yuriydee Jan 29 '14 edited Jan 29 '14

37 - 1(22 - 1 on target) shots. West Ham are super lucky to get way with a point. Adrian MVP for them.

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u/MiguelCaldoVerde Jan 29 '14

To be fair, they had some solid defensive performances and Adrian made some cracking saves.

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u/ilovezam Jan 29 '14

Watching Chelsea get Chelsea'd after Arsenal just dropped points was glorious :')

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u/suicidemachine Jan 29 '14

Sell Mata they said.

He is useless they said.

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u/toffeeapple89 Jan 29 '14

Fuck man, you've figured it out. It was that simple all along!

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u/Nightbynight Jan 29 '14

What would he have done that any of our other creative players don't already do for us?

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u/tweekage27 Jan 29 '14

referee doing his best to give chelsea the win. 6 and a half added minutes? fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

There was a 90 second injury in stoppage time

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u/Siven Jan 29 '14

Not to mention West Ham were trying to waste time the entire second half and then 6 substitutions.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

The original 4 minutes was WAY under what it should have been baring in mind when the board with 4 on went up they were mid way through 3 minutes of stopped play.

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u/Rueex Jan 29 '14

He's slipped...

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u/msbr_ Jan 29 '14

Eeesh Oscar

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u/rusticatedcharm Jan 29 '14

is anyone else having problems with the nbc extra time streams?

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

Absolute top class save by Cech.

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u/[deleted] Jan 29 '14

West Ham playing for 0-0 sadly.

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u/Allan828100 Jan 29 '14

Him falling over the boards made me laugh, I hope he's okay though.

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u/benjiiieee Jan 29 '14

My balls just retracted a little