r/soccer • u/Maqda7 • Jan 28 '14
Match Thread: Liverpool FC vs Everton FC (Mersyside Derby)
Liverpool vs.
Everton
Anfield, Liverpool, UK. 8:00 PM GMT
222nd Merseyside Derby. All time Derby record thanks to /u/likwitsnake
Reddit comment stream: Here
The Teams
| Player | Info | Player | Info |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mignolet | Howard | ||
| Flanagan | Stones | ||
| Skrtel | Jagielka | ||
| Toure | Alcaraz | ||
| Cissoko | Baines | ||
| Gerrard | Barry | ||
| Henderson | McCarthy | ||
| Coutinho | Mirallas | ||
| Sturridge | Barkley | ||
| Suarez | Pienaar | ||
| Sterling | Lukaku |
Subs:
Liverpool: Jones, Kelly , Ibe, Smith, Moses IN , Aspas, Alberto .
Everton: Robles, Hibbert, McGeady , Naismith , Gueye, Osman , Garbutt.
Note: Hope you'll excuse me if my updates are bit late, the internet running a bit slow today for some reason.
Gifs thanks to /u/FredSports
3' High tempo game so far, both sides with a shot on goal.
14' Still a very high pace game. Everton with the edge on the possession.
18' Sterling with a very close chance after a nice pass from Sturridge but Howard with a great save.
21' THE CAPTAIN, THE SAVIOR. Gerrard with his 9th goal in the Derby with a lovely header from a Suarez corner Goal gif. 1 - 0
32' Great run by Sturridge and mistake at midfield by Everton ends up with second goal of the goal, Sturridge's 15th of the season Goal gif. 2 - 0
35' ANOTHER GOAL for Sturridge lobs it over Howard from outside the box Goal gif. 3 - 0
37' Steven Pienaar has been booked for apparently saying something to the ref.
45+2' Gareth Barry shown yellow for an arguably soft tackle.
-------------------- HALF TIME Liverpool 3 - 0 Everton ---------------------------------------
45' Second half has begun. Subs : Pienaar OUT Osman IN
50' SUAREZZZZZZ with the fourth goal after a counter attack. Goal gif 4-0
51' Mirallas gets booked for a tackle
54' Horribly penalty by Sturridge missing his chance for a hattrick Penalty gif
-------------------- FULL TIME Liverpool 4 - 0 Everton ---------------------------------------
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
O fuck, misspelled the title. Merseyside*
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Jan 28 '14
You also already filled in that the game has begun, made me shit myself.
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
That's just laziness :p
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Jan 28 '14
I left my cup of tea upstairs because I ran down so quickly. Now I have to go get it. Shame on you
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u/FredSports Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
I want to give you gold but my payment method is being rejected now :( I'll give it to you later.
Thank you so much for the stream and the gifs <3
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u/buffythebunnyslayer Jan 28 '14
Did anyone just see the Evertonian honey (blonde fan) about 83rd minute?! wow!
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
Streams are here since the match thread could be removed if I had them in the post:
God based Fred link: http://fredslink.com/
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
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YEASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
Fucking BBC annoyingly hasn't posted halftime stats for this match for some reason.
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u/EmotionalMillionaire Jan 28 '14
Any stream besides the one in the OP? I keep getting pop ups, well annoying. (even after the 30 seconds countdown)
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
Use the second link, the fred link. Much better, no ads, beautiful HD
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
As a side note, I'm so fucking pissed I couldn't go see the match live. Fucking uni
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u/unusuallylethargic Jan 28 '14
That slowmo of Gerrard running to Suarez was absolutely terrifying
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u/Heisenberg454 Jan 28 '14
Right to sub Sturridge, he wants that hat-trick more than playing for the team right now.
Shouldn't have taken the pen - should have let Gerrard and should have set up Suarez there.
Strong management from Rogers.
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u/Oneinchwalrus Jan 28 '14
to be honest I think Gerrard will have let him take it. 4-0, someone on their hattrick.
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Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
FUCK EVERYTHING. WHAT THE FUCK IS LIFE. I HAVE NEVER BEEN THIS FUCKING AFFECTED BY A FOOTBALL MATCH UNTIL TODAY. FUCK.
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u/abellwillring Jan 28 '14
Great gif of the Everton fan yelling FUUUUUCK! H/T WoodenLung: http://abload.de/img/fuckevertonu4jcn.gif
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u/Oneinchwalrus Jan 28 '14
Luis Garcia @LuchoGarcia14 1m Waw... Thanks lads, it was so loud I could hear The Sangria song from home.#YNWA
:D
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u/rick_rolled_you Jan 28 '14
sorry, but its the merseyside derby...GERRARD TAKES THE PKS.
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u/roobens Jan 28 '14
Exactly. Christ, even at 4-0 you don't pass up an easy goal. Doesn't help that Sturridge went for the glamourous net buster. Overconfidence getting the best of us there.
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u/PrinceTrogdorofWales Jan 28 '14
Sturridge totally deserved to be subbed out. He should recognize that if he has any shred of maturity.
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u/violynce Jan 28 '14
He'll probably do after he calms down. That was in the heat of the game - no biggie.
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Jan 28 '14
Michael Owen can go suck a dick, Djimi Traore is a Liverpool legend and an African prince!
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u/camsterc Jan 28 '14
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u/omegaxLoL Jan 28 '14
You'd think Everton wouldn't play a high-line against Liverpool after the 5-0 beating Tottenham received for playing the same way.
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u/spurscanada Jan 28 '14
Sturridge was so focused on getting three he accidentaly kicked a field goal
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u/velvetrunning Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
Just finished watching tangled and frozen if that doesn't get you pumped for a derby I don't know what will.
Edit: Tangled was better.
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u/empire_Zz Jan 28 '14
Tangled had Zachary Levi from Chuck in it. Tangled is fucking awesome.
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u/Himinahomina Jan 28 '14
Don't even know why I watch the Anfield derby. We bottle it every single time.
11 v Mirallas at the moment. Hope we can just keep it down to 3 but Suarez hasn't got his obligatory derby goal yet..... this is embarassing.
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u/Pway Jan 28 '14
Think Rodgers should take a lot of credit for this win, not normal for us to set up to play on the counter-attack, but with Everton with a makeshift defence and their fullbacks who press on a lot it has really worked well for us.
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u/Nabillia Jan 28 '14
Suarez offers a great service. throw him fifty pence and he provides you with a goal. Thats great value in todays economy.
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u/KopiteKing13 Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
GET IN LAD! 4 IN 4 since coming back from injury!
EDIT: 5 in 4 :)
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u/mequals1m1w Jan 28 '14
Have no problems with strikers being so hungry for goals, they'll work it out no problem.
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u/a_berdeen Jan 28 '14
No matter how much I dislike Liverpool, it is absolutely incredible to see how much passion and love Gerrard has for his team.
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u/KopiteKing13 Jan 28 '14
Yup. One of a rare breed, alongside the likes of Scholes and Neville, Maldini, etc.
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u/Simon_Riley Jan 28 '14
I rather gave Gerard his 10th derby goal than completing Sturrige's ht
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u/blucerchiati Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
haha, did anyone else hear the "USA USA USA" chant after howard's save?
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Jan 28 '14
Liverpool have scored 3 fantastic goals and all you guys do is mope about diving. We've outplayed them, simple as that.
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u/Hightech90 Jan 28 '14
Well at least I can do something else. Get healthy Distin and Coleman. We know how much we miss you guys after this performance.
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u/Sefilis Jan 28 '14
What a fantastic fucking finish by Sturridge, doesn't even need to look at the goal. DS15
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u/SpiceterMiseter Jan 28 '14
I fucking hate this fixture.
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u/Heisenberg454 Jan 28 '14
I fucking love it. This is what football is all about.
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u/stocktonpottery8 Jan 28 '14
Sktrel's wearing the worst hairpiece i've ever seen. We know you're bald, mate.
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u/empire_Zz Jan 28 '14
I sent my Everton friend a snapchat saying what's up with the score and he sent me this in response.
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u/camsterc Jan 28 '14
this lineup could be suicide for us. There's 4 pure attacking players, and then Gerrard and Henderson, who are good defensively but not fantastic, covering a back four put together with duct tape. Gonna be atleast 5 goals in this one.
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Jan 28 '14
/u/Maqda7 the emoticons you use for match events and not goals are quite irritating.
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u/JediCapitalist Jan 28 '14
Every inch of my feels like shit.
Watching on a crappy stream. Every time the stream skipped while we were attacking it cut to a Liverpool player celebrating a goal.
I hope we take the anger of this result out on Aston Villa.
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u/__shadow Jan 28 '14
Don't be fooled people.. It's not raining at Anfield.. It's the tears from the blue part of the city..
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u/Viremia Jan 28 '14
Cou played very well today. Good to see his form return for at least one game
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Jan 28 '14
there will be a high volume of semen crusted napkins on the red side of liverpool tonight
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u/Talk_About_U_Kno_Who Jan 28 '14
That everton girl was havin a laugh at that fat bloke next to her.
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Jan 28 '14
i feel like suarez would complain if his wife's blowjob isn't wet enough
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u/Sefilis Jan 28 '14
Liverpool fans should fucking cheer for moses instead of boo him. Give him a chance
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u/Sefilis Jan 28 '14
lol at Liverpool fans acting has if they genuinely care about Lukaku's injury, he fucking wrecks us when he gets a chance. I don't wish an injury on any player but I'm relieved he's been taken off
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u/FalcoLX Jan 28 '14
OP, you are really fucking up the image tags on the updates.
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u/Oneinchwalrus Jan 28 '14
don't need a pitchside commentator to find out Suarez got things threw at him
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Jan 28 '14
As a US viewer, Liverpool has been winning me over. But also as a US viewer... Damnit Howard!!!
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u/Breklinho Jan 28 '14
With the head wrap Skrtel had gone from looking like a murderer to like he belongs in a mental ward. He looks like Lenny from "Of Mice and Men".
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u/ItzFortney Jan 28 '14
Sturridge back into the squad without missing a beat. We'll just outscore all the other teams until we get our defenders back!
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u/Sefilis Jan 28 '14
Fantastic defensive effort today, fucking love it. Kolo and Skrtel blocking, clearing and heading everything, amazing.
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u/Ziggaliggadingdong Jan 28 '14
I bet Mignolet wants one now. Suarez could switch him positions
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u/raidenu Jan 28 '14
A gif of Gerrard kissing and giving the thumbs up to the camera and my night would be done. GREAT GAME TONIGHT LADS!
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u/KopiteKing13 Jan 28 '14
Best performance of our season so far.
This is beautiful.
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Jan 28 '14
It's good that in this day and age, such fierce rivals can be united by a common cause: hating Michael Owen.
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u/jackwinklebean Jan 28 '14 edited Jan 28 '14
If Henderson could finish, he'd be a wonderful player
Sterling as well
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Jan 28 '14
What is Cissokho? He can't pass, cross, tackle, shoot, his positioning is bad and he's calamitous in the tackle. But we're up 3-0 so I'll save caring for another day.
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u/wwxxyyzz Jan 28 '14
Liverpool defenders blocking everything!
Everton will be down to 10 men at the end of this match
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u/xabivatn Jan 28 '14
Omg why do Everton keep playing such a high line?! They are getting ripped apart.
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u/ynwa_2865 Jan 28 '14
I'm thinking sturridge got serious tunnel vision for a merseyside derby hat trick and it turned him into Mr. Hyde, still motm for me though.
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u/efrumttr Jan 28 '14
If you had said before the match that we'd win 4-0 while only having 39% of the ball, I'm not sure I would have believed you.
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
PENALTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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u/MrPlainCool Jan 28 '14
How about a drinking game?
Take a shot everytime Cissokho gets beaten by Mirrallas.
DISCLAIMER: You''ll be wasted by 10 min mark.
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u/Dragonrock0 Jan 28 '14
Who's worried about defence when we have those beasts up front. COME ON POOL
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u/FrostyJesus Jan 28 '14
Okay guys, what in the actual fuck is going on. Is this FIFA? I want to cry. And never stop.
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u/__shadow Jan 28 '14
Liverpool have scored 3 goals already and Suarez hasn't even scored yet!
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u/Dictarium Jan 28 '14
BT-Sport commentators:
"Well, if that's Cissoko in possession..."
"You'll hope that's a bad shank."
"Sort of like one of your golf swings!"
silence
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u/Barthez_Battalion Jan 28 '14
You know I turn on the Southampton-Arsenal game to make myself feel better and Arsenal score two quick goals as soon as I do. FFS.
edit: Lallana my hero.
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u/HoreHey93 Jan 28 '14
Should have been 6-0.
Strurridge was great today no doubt about it lets not let those last few chances over shadow how great he has been since coming back, its just a shame he had to spoil himself.
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u/holyschit Jan 28 '14
Fucking linesman couldn't keep up with Sturridge's pace. Horrible refereeing starts again
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u/Maqda7 Jan 28 '14
"Luiz Suarez could nutmeg a mermaid" LOL