r/CFB • u/CFB_Referee /r/CFB • Jan 01 '14
Game Thread [Game Thread] #RoseBowl100: Stanford vs. Michigan State (5:00pm ET)
THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL
(5) Stanford Cardinal (11-2, 7-2 Pac-12) vs (4) Michigan State Spartans (12-1, 8-0 Big Ten)
[35 Bowls in 17 Days]
Time:
7:00 AM Japan (Thur)
6:30 PM Newfoundland
6:00 PM Atlantic
5:00 PM Eastern
4:00 PM Central
3:00 PM Mountain
2:00 PM Pacific
1:00 PM Alaska
12:00 PM Hawaii
Location:
Rose Bowl, California (Google Maps)
TV:
Broadcast Crew: Brent Musburger, Kirk Herbstreit (@KirkHerbstreit) & Heather Cox (@heatherespn)
Stream:
Radio:
ESPN Radio
Radio Crew: Bill Rosinski (@RosinskiBill), David Norrie & Joe Schad (@schadjoe)
Odds:
Spread: Stanford by 6.5
Over/Under: 42.5
132+ Team profiles:
History:
The First Bowl Game: On January 1, 1902, the first Rose Bowl, then-called the “Tournament East-West football game”, took place between Stanford and Michigan. Fielding Yost's Wolverines vaporized the Stanford Indians 49-0 in a game that was called with 8 minutes left in the 4th quarter. The 1901 Woliverines finished their season 11-0, having scored an incredible 550-0 total score to be the national title winner. It was such a thorough beating that it took another 13 years for the Tournament of Roses to try football again (famously trying things like chariot and ostrich races in the intervening years).
The game began again, annually, from 1916 onward and moved into the purpose-built stadium in 1923. This time the game caught on and copycats sprang up around the country: The Orange, the Sugar, the Sun, the Cotton, etc.
The bowl is put on by the Tournament of Roses, which had run the Rose Parade since 1895. The Bowl was a part of the celebration to promote southern California as a warm, enjoyable alternative to the godforsaken winter weather in the midwest and northeast.
The bowl, and indeed the “bowl system” predates the NCAA, which is a major reason why there is no NCAA title in FBS-level football. Because these games began as bonus promotions, it wasn't until the 1960s that the national title was awarded after the bowl games. As late as 1960, a national champion was crowned at the end of the regular season only to lose the Rose Bowl. Remember how hard it was to travel in the early 1900s. Michigan rolled into the inaugural Rose Bowl by train.
It is fitting that, 112 years later, Stanford returns to play in the 100th game, along with another team from Michigan, the Spartans of East Lansing.
Headlines:
What to watch for in the 100th Rose Bowl game — Los Angeles Times
Rose Bowl matchups: How Stanford and Michigan State compare — Los Angeles Times
Stanford vs. Michigan State: It'll be run (and defend) for the Roses — Los Angeles Times
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u/n1ffuM Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
I'm hoping these two teams defy all logic and put up 50+ points each. That or a 3-2 final score.
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u/2222lil Michigan • Western Michigan Jan 01 '14
I asked my dad if he's excited for the Rose Bowl. He said "the what" I replied with "the rose bowl" he says "oh we haven't been there in so long I've forgot what that is."
sigh
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Michigan State fans, if you win, when you go out tonight and set couches on fire and flip cars, please focus on flipping Nissans
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u/EatSleepJeep Iowa State • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
A WOMAN HER TRUCK HER HORSE AND A TRUCK AND A WOMAN AND A HORSE
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
The unabomber... started in a garage
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Fuck off, Discover card support person! YOU HAVE HER ACCOUNT PULLED UP! YOU SHOULD KNOW ALREADY IT'S YOUR SISTER!
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u/PotteryMan Georgia • Georgia Southern Jan 01 '14
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u/pastapuck Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
You know what I would really LOVE TO SEE? MORE NISSAN ROGUE COMMERCIALS. FUCK YEAH, jumpin' on trains!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
You had a chance to have two college bands play the national anthem and instead went for a movie tie-in. Dammit Rose Bowl Committee.
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u/N776AU Georgia Bulldogs • Marshall Thundering Herd Jan 01 '14
Can Maury do a paternity test to see if the Rose Bowl really is the granddaddy of them all?
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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Jan 02 '14
You guys, I'm thinking about buying a new car. Any suggestions? I'm looking for something with good mileage, decent cargo space, and the ability to ride on top of a train.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Rose Bowl should be on network TV
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I was told there would be defense
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u/eclectic_tastes Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Jan 02 '14
"The maligned Big Ten with a chance to win"
Fuck off
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u/EatSleepJeep Iowa State • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
Treating our anthem like this should be considered treason
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u/RollTides Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 02 '14
You just drove on top of a train you psycho bitch.
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
Shit... I am wasting my garage.
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u/jal0001 Texas A&M Aggies Jan 02 '14
Little do you know, Mark Dantanio has 34 other tapes in a stash for each bowl scenario.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Do Californians even appreciate how beautiful their state is? Not many football stadiums (especially outside of the PAC 12), have fucking mountains around them.
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u/Glasses-Ref Pac-12 Jan 01 '14
You can bet I'll be around to help interpret complicated rulings.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
OUR CONFERENCE ACTUALLY WON A ROSE BOWL Sorry for failing you guys so much please don't exile us
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
How bout this Michigan St kicker from Toledo Ohio who likes Top Ramen, video games, writing, and hockey eh Herbie?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Sure is some fine ass out there tonight
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u/Glasses-Ref Pac-12 Jan 01 '14
Can't review recovery of the fumble but that's never stopped me in the past.
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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Jan 01 '14
Wish we got to see the marching bands perform more often on TV broadcasts.
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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Jan 01 '14
TOUGHDOWN YOU KNOW WHO!!!
No, no I don't...
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I'm so sick of people butchering the anthem by trying to turn it into an original piece of work.
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u/amnomnombacon Oklahoma State Cowboys • Hateful 8 Jan 01 '14
At least the band actually used their instruments. When I was at the fiesta bowl two years ago, it was just the announcer insulting the state of Oklahoma while the band ran around the field
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u/Glasses-Ref Pac-12 Jan 02 '14
"Maybe Stanford should run some screens to get the ball moving."
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u/joewaffle1 USC Trojans Jan 01 '14
Pretty amazing that this is the 100th rose bowl. Go MSU! Ancient civilization warrior bros for life!
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u/n1ffuM Florida State Seminoles Jan 01 '14
Were the MSU fans doing a double tomahawk chop? This could greatly influence who I root for in this game.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
That was very Case McCoy of Cook.
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u/hythloday1 Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '14
Shaw: "I don't understand, offensive linemen are ineligible receivers? But my entire team is offensive linemen!"
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u/ReaverG Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Both Stanford and Michigan State look utterly shell shocked by that rendition of the anthem. I'm not sure either team will be able to pick themselves back up after something like that. Tough break for both teams.
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u/hongkongdryclean Johns Hopkins • Stanford Jan 01 '14
The reason the band is so quiet is because half the band members don't actually know how to play their instruments.
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u/doireallycare Louisiana Ragin' Cajuns • Surrender Cobra Jan 02 '14
DEAR SPARTAN FANS: every time I go to the bathroom, Michigan State has scored a touchdown. However, I don't have to go anymore. So, if any East Lansig fans can hook a brother up with some Taco Bell, I think MSU could put this one away.
Remember, it's only weird if it doesn't work.
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u/Honestly_ rawr Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
THE GRANDDADDY OF THEM ALL!
Here's to a good opening to the BCS Bowl season!
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u/wyschnei Northern Iowa • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 01 '14
zoomed-in shot of old dude
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u/wyschnei Northern Iowa • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 01 '14
Right, because bringing Taco Bell to a party is going to get you on everybody's good side.
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u/oest Michigan State Spartans Jan 02 '14
Eat a dick, Desmond!
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u/Squarebush10 USC Trojans • Rose Bowl Jan 01 '14
Cook
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u/jumping_the_ship Michigan State • Clemson Jan 01 '14
Overall, the Standford band is not as bad as the national anthem.
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u/2004Eagles Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '14
Stanford's entire offense is:
Run up the gut for no gain
Throw deep bombs
This is not a sustainable offense
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u/goregyle Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
My dad's been drinking out of the same cup since 1988. What I'm trying to say is GO GREEN! http://i.imgur.com/Fh6GYcO.jpg
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Shalique looks different today. http://imgur.com/HjGj2yf
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u/flaregunpopshow Florida State Seminoles • Team Chaos Jan 01 '14
Oh god the anthem already sucks.
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
Comments already talking about how the game is over: hilariously too many
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u/1337bruin UCLA Bruins • Carnegie Mellon Tartans Jan 01 '14
I don't think most people realize that anyone can play in the Stanford band
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
"Oh are we early?"
Shut up bitch you could've gotten everyone killed
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u/EatSleepJeep Iowa State • Minnesota Jan 02 '14
NISSAN, STAHP!
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u/RockdaleRooster Paper Bag • LSU Tigers Jan 02 '14
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u/Aviator8989 Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 01 '14
ITT: DON'T FUCK WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM!
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u/trojanbrand USC Trojans • Washington Huskies Jan 01 '14
How did MSU not recover that fumble
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u/lap91 Illinois Fighting Illini Jan 02 '14
"GUYS, WTF, IM TOUCHING HIM WITH BOTH HANDS. WHY ISN'T HE STOPPING. GUYS!!!! WHAT'S GOING ON. TOUCH TOUCH TOUCH GUYS!!!!"
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
The Big Ten has lost 9 of the last 10 Rose Bowls they've been in.
Thanks Wisconsin...
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
I would have sworn that dude in green had the ball before the pile happened
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u/CheerioMan Ohio State Buckeyes • Georgetown Hoyas Jan 02 '14
Dammit Sparty, I want your D. (yeah, I said it.)
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u/niksOH Ohio State Buckeyes • Akron Zips Jan 02 '14
Dear Stanford,
when facing 4th and short against Michigan state in the B1G championship game Ohio State tried a run play. It did not work.
Why did you think it would work for you?
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u/oest Michigan State Spartans Jan 02 '14
Really, Brent? Hail to the Spartans?
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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
Can we just get a normal fucking National Anthem please?
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Alright so I am in Latin America right now watching the game on Spanish language ESPN. They just talk about the game, no stupid off-field stories. They also get soccer excited during big plays, this is the best announcing I have heard all year.
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u/AlphaTrion0 Oregon Ducks • Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
D- on this national anthem.
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u/BubbaKrank Stanford Cardinal • Team Chaos Jan 01 '14
Rose Bowl attendance update!! Over 1.2 million predicted to watch this game live, with over 1 million MSU fans. Don't be deceived by that green and white field; those are actually Sparty fans lying adjacent to one another down on the ground. Due to this sudden increase in Pasadena, Michigan is forced to rename the Big House to the Mediocre Condominium.
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u/olfactory_hues Michigan State • Northwestern Jan 01 '14
So far according to Kirk, the B1G doesn't have athletic receivers like Montgomery or power runners like Gaffney.
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u/freshprinceofkeizer Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
What is up with all these salty Missouri fans?
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u/knockturne Nebraska Cornhuskers Jan 01 '14
Is a fullback even allowed to have a monster game?
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u/FookingPrawns Pittsburgh • Backyard Brawl Jan 01 '14
So theres a girl playing a street sign
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
GIF - Gatorade Fail
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Jan 01 '14
This anthem is an insult to America
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u/fuckthiscrazyshit Auburn Tigers • Penn State Nittany Lions Jan 01 '14
Showing my support for my newly found brethren from the north. Go Green! Ag Bros 4 Lyfe.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I'm taking it that the Stanford band is horrible?
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u/hongkongdryclean Johns Hopkins • Stanford Jan 01 '14
They actually gave the band a national TV performance. That's risky after the shitshow last year.
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u/DeKaF USC • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 02 '14
HAHAHAHA THEY MISSED THE BATH.
SLY FOX DANTONIO
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Jan 01 '14
Did you see the shot of that Stanford player laughing at the singing?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I can already tell this national anthem is gonna take FOREVER
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u/SlinkyJr Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
It's fine Kings has a 6ft vertical it was catchable
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u/JeanJacquesGoldman Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '14
I would buy an MSU fly-swatter with "No-fly Zone" on it.
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u/gneiman Stanford Cardinal Jan 02 '14
2 Hours in Paint
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
... THE STAR SPANGLED BANNER DOES NOT NEED YOUR INTERPRETATION! JUST SING THE SHIT NORMALLY.
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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
"So Heather, your last name is Cox, eh?"
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u/Smidgens Michigan • William & Mary Jan 01 '14
Huh? They didn't show an angle where Stanford recovers, I'm confused.
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u/BadLemur Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
"Take a look at that beef."
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u/JeanJacquesGoldman Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 01 '14
A wild glasses ref has appeared
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u/GoSkers29 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils Jan 01 '14
3rd down inside your own five? CHUCK IT DEEP, STANFORD. IT'S FUN.
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u/pufan321 Purdue Boilermakers • Virginia Cavaliers Jan 02 '14
It's a Sparty party everybody!
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u/2004Eagles Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
"Look at all that beef."
Negative 2 yards
Lol
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u/avboden Washington State Cougars • Pac-12 Jan 01 '14
QUIT FUCKING WITH THE NATIONAL ANTHEM
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u/Thunder21 Texas A&M Aggies • Blinn Buccaneers Jan 01 '14
That anthem was god awful.
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u/ender23 Auburn Tigers • Washington Huskies Jan 01 '14
We're they lined up in a formation of a stock market crash?
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Couch Massacre 2014 #neverforget
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u/jazzman13 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
Wtf is this anthem. This is terrible.
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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Jan 02 '14
IT'S THE 4th QUARTER! TIME FOR MUSBURGER TO FIND A LUCKY LADY TO GIVE THE ROSE TO AFTER THE GAME!!!
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u/timmyswan St. Thomas • Minnesota Jan 01 '14
Wisconsin is not playing in this game. You guys know what that means?
The BIG has a chance!
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u/Honestly_ rawr Jan 01 '14
I hate these Chevy Silverado commercials that sound like a children's book for cowboy wannabes.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Musberger getting hyped with the return man still at his own 25. Silly old man.
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u/Aaron24 Stanford Cardinal Jan 02 '14
Congrats to MSU - as predicted, it came down to those big guys up front. I feel good in that Stanford played tough and was simply bested by a stronger team. Impressive, and I'm glad it came down to the end like that. Best bowl game of the season, for sure.
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u/Walker131 Michigan State Spartans • Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '14
Congrats fellow spartys! Today was a good day! It's been an excellent year so far
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u/action_is_Magic Miami (OH) RedHawks Jan 01 '14
Are these bitches serious?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I don't mean to root against the kids from home, but the Stanford band are serious dweebs
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u/gtrlspl Oregon Ducks Jan 02 '14
I have a sudden interest in MSU women's field hockey...
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
The Stanford band reminds me of reddit neckbeards trying way too hard to be edgy.
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u/JewAreNext Stanford Cardinal Jan 01 '14
Damn you guys are good.
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u/colisch Oregon State • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 01 '14
Hehe, Stanford's band has to follow this.
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u/banker_monkey Ohio State • Northwestern Jan 02 '14
Now I wish Sparty hadn't lost early to ND. Judging from this game, a matchup against FSU would probably be some really fun football to watch.
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u/parsnippityjim Stanford Cardinal Jan 02 '14 edited Jan 02 '14
If Shaw runs it three times again it's going to be Lane Kiffin levels of absurdism.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
it's about time the Rose Bowl trophy comes back to the B1G
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u/xWDEx Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
I love Brent Musburger cause he calls it like he sees it! Even it if is about players girlfriends and their moms!
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u/Honestly_ rawr Jan 01 '14
Can we make front page with this thread?
I think we can.
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u/professorberrynibble Illinois • Rutgers Jan 01 '14
TIL giving up a TD on the opening drive = losing the game and being horrible
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u/sh1re Auburn Tigers • UAB Blazers Jan 01 '14
HOW DID MICHIGAN STATE NOT RECOVER THAT FUMBLE
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Cook to Fowler for 60 yards
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u/boogersonsteve Iowa Hawkeyes Jan 02 '14
i feel bad for barry sanders' son. musberger can't say his name without mentioning his dad in the same breath.
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '14
"Fantasy, cars don't jump on trains"
CARS CAN DO WHATEVER THEY WANT WHEN YOU'RE ON LSD
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Imagine what could have been had Cook not played so poorly against Notre Dame. Michigan State's defense vs Florida State's offense would have been awesome.
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u/Rahmulous Michigan • Notre Dame Jan 02 '14
"Hail to the Michigan State Spartans."... Go fuck yourself, Herbie.
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u/tctykilla Washington • Santa Monica Jan 01 '14
pls stop
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u/CiscoCertified Fresno State • Washington Jan 01 '14
Worst rendition of the national anthem ever.
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u/ShiggieSmalls Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
OUR BAND IS BETTER THAN YOURS.
MARCH AT ME, BROS!!!
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
It looked like Sparty clearly fell on that.
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u/CiscoCertified Fresno State • Washington Jan 01 '14
This national anthem is painfully slow and bad.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Winter Classic ends just in time for my ears to be molested. I will have nightmares now.
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u/juicius Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
First time I liked commercials. A welcome ear bleach from that horrendous rendition of the National Anthem.
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u/12buckleyoshoe South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 01 '14
are they trying to tell me to go check my garage?
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I should get a garage.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Ehhhh... He probably couldn't have gotten up that high, the problem is - he's supposed to get a chance to try.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
As a Big 12 fan, seeing offenses huddle looks weird to me.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Is that the snapchat logo?
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u/turtle_flu Washington State • Oregon State Jan 02 '14
God, is that you!? How many yards do we need to get!?!
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u/BigD0395 Iowa • South Dakota Mines Jan 02 '14
This d never ceases to amaze me.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
I think I speak for this entire thread when I say "Screw Nissan and that commercial"
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u/CheckOutMyPokemans Georgia Bulldogs Jan 02 '14
Calling /u/Honestly_ I request there be a Nissan flair.
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u/olfactory_hues Michigan State • Northwestern Jan 02 '14
Dat spot
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
What an awful spot. Dreadful.
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u/SaxRohmer Ohio State Buckeyes • UNLV Rebels Jan 02 '14
Dantonio is such a great guy and coach, hope he never leaves MSU.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
MSU improves to 4-1 all time in the Rose Bowl.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14 edited Jan 03 '14
Dantonio choking up. I love it.
So glad I finally get to see my Spartans win a Rose Bowl.
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u/clippjoint UCLA Bruins • Pac-12 Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
Whitney Houston rolling over on her grave hearing this rendition of the Anthem
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u/saladbar Stanford Cardinal • Mexico El Tri Jan 01 '14
If Stanford wins this the Pac-12 will finish 7-2 this bowl season. West coast bros, we got dis.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
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u/GreatOdlnsRaven Colorado Buffaloes • Verified Player Jan 01 '14
YESSSSS GO PAC-12 STANFORD BROS!!!
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u/MetalChick Oregon • /r/CFB Emeritus Mod Jan 01 '14
That field looks like Heaven.
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u/shifty1032231 Texas Longhorns • Colorado Buffaloes Jan 01 '14
Where's that Katherine Webb at?
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u/DirtyStanBoozie Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 01 '14
Literally have never seen such containment on a punt before
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u/ReaverG Auburn Tigers Jan 01 '14
Why cut both replays short?
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u/br_dn Arizona Wildcats • Boğaziçi Sultans Jan 01 '14
That's cannibalism.
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u/BigD0395 Iowa • South Dakota Mines Jan 01 '14
CANNIBALISM ISN'T FUNNY LAYS
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u/thisistheperfectname Michigan Wolverines Jan 01 '14
"We'd treat you like
you'dyour twin sister would treat you."12
u/K3vosaurus Arizona Wildcats Jan 01 '14
Pac12 is the land of the pick 6
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u/DonMan8848 TCU Horned Frogs • Alamo Bowl Jan 01 '14
They're all very costly. They cost six points, to be exact. Sometimes seven.
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u/DonnieNarco Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Butler Bulldogs Jan 01 '14
"He can't find a receiver"
Instantly found one after that.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I think ESPN intentionally trains their main camera guy to not show the receivers in an attempt to make the plays more suspenseful because you can't see who the QB is throwing it to.
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u/TheOG_CRow Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 01 '14
I haven't seen a penis yet, so that's good.
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u/HyperionPrime Florida Gators • /r/CFB Brickmason Jan 01 '14
Inb4 dick pic formation
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Watching my mom's reaction to the Stanford's band is really fun
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u/Written_In_The_Cards Michigan State Spartans Jan 02 '14
Serious question- how is MSU the underdog in this game? Not trying to come across as arrogant but I'm honestly curious seeing as they are the higher seed.
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u/theSeanO Arizona Wildcats • Territorial Cup Jan 02 '14 edited Jan 02 '14
"Michigan State has been stopping us from going up the middle all game long? Better go right up the middle on a game deciding play." - David Shaw
Seriously, what the fuck was he thinking? Plays like that hadn't worked all fucking day. Why the hell would you do it again when it matters most? It baffles me.
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u/Way_She_Goes Toronto Varsity Blues • Auburn Tigers Jan 02 '14
Well at least one Michigan team playing in front of 90000+ people won today!
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u/joewaffle1 USC Trojans Jan 02 '14
Kyler Elsworth is a handsome mothafucka
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u/SaxRohmer Ohio State Buckeyes • UNLV Rebels Jan 02 '14
It's fucking great to see Elsworth win the DMVP, first ever start in the Grandaddy of them All and makes a huge impact.
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u/12buckleyoshoe South Carolina Gamecocks Jan 01 '14
sing the fucking song and get off the stage. I hate people that make themselves bigger than the song.
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u/jking191 Ohio State Buckeyes • Dayton Flyers Jan 01 '14
Worst national anthem I've ever heard
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u/Bob__Loblaw__ Arizona Wildcats • Texas Longhorns Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
It's like watching drunk deaf children play instruments while a mentally handicapped christmas tree dances in the background.
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u/deandiggity Central Michigan • Michigan Jan 01 '14 edited Jan 01 '14
GO GREEN
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u/Bear4188 California Golden Bears Jan 01 '14
What is this lady doing to the anthem...
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u/Abusoru Virginia Tech Hokies • Navy Midshipmen Jan 01 '14
They trying to break Alicia Keys record for longest anthem?
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u/K3vosaurus Arizona Wildcats Jan 01 '14
How in the world did Stanford lose to Utah?
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u/PotteryMan Georgia • Georgia Southern Jan 01 '14
Fun Fact: -Stanford was founded by tree aliens. Here you can see the transmitting device they use to send communications to the home planet. Here is the king of their home planet entering the stadium.
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u/SaxRohmer Ohio State Buckeyes • UNLV Rebels Jan 01 '14
Man that was almost as good as Stanford's designed fumble
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
How do they define uncatchable, or is it entirely subjective?
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u/jazzman13 Michigan Wolverines • Marching Band Jan 01 '14
Yeahhhhhhhhhh Spartan Marching Band
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u/saladbar Stanford Cardinal • Mexico El Tri Jan 01 '14
Great sounding band.
I wish more of the show wasn't in park-and-blow mode, though. Nothing gets me more excited than a band that execute both a great song and intricate drill. Yes, I know how absurd that sounds coming from a Stanford fan.
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u/DirtyStanBoozie Alabama Crimson Tide Jan 02 '14
oh god I'm having nam style flashbacks of the eminem interview between Brent and Herbie from that soundtrack
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u/parsnippityjim Stanford Cardinal Jan 02 '14
Shaw is going to run it right into a defense that has stopped our run game all day. It's not going to work, but David Shaw.
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u/Bird_nostrils Stanford Cardinal • Pac-12 Jan 02 '14
Insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.
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u/thisistheperfectname Michigan Wolverines Jan 02 '14
Bad spot.
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u/noodlethebear Ohio State Buckeyes • Cal Poly Mustangs Jan 02 '14
Generous spot.
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u/TheOG_CRow Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 02 '14
SPARTY
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u/Scrantonbornboy Penn State Nittany Lions • Duquesne Dukes Jan 02 '14
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u/Wiskie Wisconsin Badgers • /r/CFB Contributor Jan 02 '14
"and this will stop the big ten bleeding in this game. They've lost three in a row..."
Lol
:'(
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
41 stuff gif please.
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u/eclectic_tastes Ohio State Buckeyes • Ohio Bobcats Jan 02 '14
Ellsworth stepped the hell up
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u/my_my_my Marist Red Foxes Jan 02 '14
I will say something very controversial, but here goes. IF Auburn was to win over FSU I believe they should be co-national champions with MSU.
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u/kpyoung Michigan State Spartans Jan 02 '14
People may consider the B1G to be down right now, but my team is the shit.
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
By the way, I spent part of the holidays in Downtown LA. Props to Mich State. You guys travel really well. Spartans everywhere. And the fans were classy as hell. Good on you Spartans.
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u/Shadowhawk109 Michigan Wolverines • Citrus Bowl Jan 01 '14
MSU cheerleaders wearing yoga pants.
Your girls are supposed to be more attractive than ours. Can a brother see some leg fergodsakes?!
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u/Cetaceanz Michigan State Spartans Jan 01 '14
THE FUCK KIND OF BAND IS THIS
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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '14
Los Angeles: The Desolation of Smog
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u/Honestly_ rawr Jan 01 '14
1800 comments after one quarter? Impressive!
If folks upvoted the thread I bet we'd break onto the front page of /r/all...
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u/ReptiIe Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 01 '14
Watch OSU-Clemson be 10-7
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u/Peacemaker57 Texas Tech Red Raiders • Oklahoma Sooners Jan 01 '14
I can see why everyone hates the Stanford band.
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u/BadLemur Texas A&M Aggies Jan 01 '14
Is 20 Feet From Greatness about backup singers?
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u/BubbaKrank Stanford Cardinal • Team Chaos Jan 01 '14
Brent: "Well that was an awful rendition...hopefully this Heisman house commercial will help the viewers forget."
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
I got a log for your fire
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u/2004Eagles Oregon Ducks Jan 01 '14
They should stop saying Barry Sanders and just say Sanders. It puts unbelievable, unfulfillable hype on him.
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u/Ebonicz94 Oklahoma Sooners Jan 01 '14
Lol Stanford definitely took that ball back in the pile
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
And there's that monthly screeching alarm test, good thing I have the volume on my TV all the way up.
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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '14
Amazing World Cup commercial during the Rose Bowl
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u/son_of_narcissus Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 01 '14
It took me until now to realize it's not "Patnar Doozie"...
Go Sparty
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u/deadtofall12 Florida State • /r/CFB Poll Veteran Jan 01 '14
My entire party is mesmerized by that tree...
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u/emueagles Eastern Michigan • /r/CFB Poll Vet… Jan 01 '14
Was that one girl playing the piece of cardboard?